Massage Parlor Reports

[morone99]

While I have handful of fave masseuses and AMP's, sometimes I like to try a new spot out.

And there are so many new spots, part of my point.

There are days where I'd rather have the rush of what will this lady do, than going through the motions or passions of known commodity. Other times, just give me the known!

I post both ways, but not every time, has to be notable.

Names are not important. More often than not, the lady is not the name she tells you. Or next time you go and you ask for 'x', anyone can say that's me.

I've caught some in lies, so I give up remembering names. Many ladies want to tatoo their name on my arm so I come back to them. Sometimes sure, sometimes nope.

Many of the true hot girls, will not be there next month. The older ones are likely the ones to remain. I don't mind an older lady who knows what she's doing.

Trust me, several times, paying some attention to a veteran masseuse can get you mileage. They have needs too! Sometimes as end of her night, sometimes as the afternoon lone visitor!

As always, YMMV.

My heart rate is up thinking about some drinks and a walk into black AMP in car lot on Colorado! Who's in there, what does she do, what doesn't she do?

100%, my man!

I stick to my faves more often than trying out new AMPs and I have had more lackluster experiences with grannys than I've had with hotties.

I usually only post about the hotties but I'll try to toftt and report back to keep this forum active. Getting a girls name is important for the forum.

Also if you see a hot girl on the way out ask for their name for the next appt. None of these girls get jeaolous, usually, and the AMPs just want to keep the good guys coming back.

[Cockyazn]

100%, my man!

I stick to my faves more often than trying out new AMPs and I have had more lackluster experiences with grannys than I've had with hotties.

I usually only post about the hotties but I'll try to toftt and report back to keep this forum active. Getting a girls name is important for the forum.

Also if you see a hot girl on the way out ask for their name for the next appt. None of these girls get jeaolous, usually, and the AMPs just want to keep the good guys coming back.

How do you guys go about with Intel on who to try? I know that some spas give an exclusive preview sessions to their vips / repeats to pump up the market for the new rotation.

Are there any mongers here that can clarify on this?

Would appreciate the help on other spas too! This week I'll be hunting for sure!

[PropLA]

100%, my man!

I stick to my faves more often than trying out new AMPs and I have had more lackluster experiences with grannys than I've had with hotties.

I usually only post about the hotties but I'll try to toftt and report back to keep this forum active. Getting a girls name is important for the forum.

Also if you see a hot girl on the way out ask for their name for the next appt. None of these girls get jeaolous, usually, and the AMPs just want to keep the good guys coming back.

Yes, been wondering why this board recently had turned into experience posting for like 2 AMPs here only.

Feels like every 3-6 months, as I drive around there are new mp's popping up. More locations than time and money to get to!

With all their posts in various places, why don't we have postings for like three quarters of them?

I for one have posted on most but not all I've been to. Nothing special about some, and duplicative at others.

I also have a few go-to's for some stuff, but variety is the spice of life!

I enjoy Happy for that! But there's also a couple others that deliver something unique too.

What about the newer ones. Or are you all on here to just go to the last one with a couple great reviews?

That's a path too, can't go wrong.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Who's in?

[morone99]

Yes, been wondering why this board recently had turned into experience posting for like 2 AMPs here only.

Feels like every 3-6 months, as I drive around there are new mp's popping up. More locations than time and money to get to!

With all their posts in various places, why don't we have postings for like three quarters of them?

I for one have posted on most but not all I've been to. Nothing special about some, and duplicative at others.

I also have a few go-to's for some stuff, but variety is the spice of life!

I enjoy Happy for that! But there's also a couple others that deliver something unique too.

What about the newer ones. Or are you all on here to just go to the last one with a couple great reviews?

That's a path too, can't go wrong.

Are you seeing what I'm seeing? Who's in?

Hey Mongers, so I posted on the SGV area to see if I could get any further recommendations on the other AMPs in the area.

Let's be honest, there's a reason why Butterfly is a consistent name thrown here a lot. I think this is a very solid spot for the price and services! I'm sure beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I'm not expecting K-org level or C9 level of hotness.

I'm sure there's a lot of you who explores the the vast Pasadena area, are there other recommendations?

I've been seeing Happy here a lot.

There's a ton of reviews for Chinese Medical Spa, and for the price as well.

M Spa I heard is actually pretty top tier as well!

But if anyone can speak on first hand experiences on other places that would be great! Please, don't gatekeep!

I do understand that recommending the same spa over and over again can have the opposite effect of turning people away instead of singing high praises about it.

[Cockyazn]

I like your attitude, lad! Ha. If you go please see Lisa- one reviewer describes her being shaved, and another says a full Bush. She either just shaved, or is a fast miracle grower. Or he got the name wrong / was bait and switched. Thats another reason why its essential (but sadly rarely the case) to give detailed descriptions of providers, including naughty bits- nipples, and clits, so we know if we've been baited and switched.

Have fun, and we look forward to your (first?) review!

Thank you, brother! I'm swamped this weekend, but hopefully during the week I'll pull the trigger! Thank you so much for the recommendation!

[Rocketron1006]

I like your attitude, lad! Ha. If you go please see Lisa- one reviewer describes her being shaved, and another says a full Bush. She either just shaved, or is a fast miracle grower. Or he got the name wrong / was bait and switched. Thats another reason why its essential (but sadly rarely the case) to give detailed descriptions of providers, including naughty bits- nipples, and clits, so we know if we've been baited and switched.

Have fun, and we look forward to your (first?) review!

Ch-ch-ch-Chia Patch!

[Vulva Nut]

Thank you for your input!

Considering that you're a senior member, I know you're just looking out for newbies and curious mongers like myself.

But respectfully, I'm very stubborn and the only way I can truly find out, is to try out myself and form my own opinion on it.

I appreciate other Mongers who go through the effort to provide their experiences, pricings, and whatnot. I have to contribute one way or another!

I like your attitude, lad! Ha. If you go please see Lisa- one reviewer describes her being shaved, and another says a full Bush. She either just shaved, or is a fast miracle grower. Or he got the name wrong / was bait and switched. Thats another reason why its essential (but sadly rarely the case) to give detailed descriptions of providers, including naughty bits- nipples, and clits, so we know if we've been baited and switched.

Have fun, and we look forward to your (first?) review!

[Cockyazn]

I would avoid this place, bad quality from real reports.

Thank you for your input!

Considering that you're a senior member, I know you're just looking out for newbies and curious mongers like myself.

But respectfully, I'm very stubborn and the only way I can truly find out, is to try out myself and form my own opinion on it.

I appreciate other Mongers who go through the effort to provide their experiences, pricings, and whatnot. I have to contribute one way or another!

[Leche]

I would avoid this place, bad quality from real reports.

I guess she didn't appreciate your honey nuts and CHEERIOS!

Bad joke.

Damn, okay. Not too old. But not young as well. Kind of an in-between. Hmmmm.

I appreciate your honesty, at least. Really TOFTT here to really find out.

I'm debating whether I should go in this rotation of girls or just wait till next week?

[Cockyazn]

Had to check it out for myself. As the saying goes, sometimes you just have to eff around and find out.

Anyhow, Lisa is younger, I'd put her no older than 30. I agree, she's pretty. But. Her D cups are manmade. She has a full Bush. She gives an amateur massage tbh, but that's not a bad thing. She does get very wet, and she puts on a good show. She makes great noises while you go to town on her, and she's agreeable to just about every position. She's good, but I did catch a bit of an attitude, which is a little off-putting, especially since the gals are usually a little nicer. We'll chalk that one up to her not having breakfast yet (I saw them cooking up some rice). $$ in all.

I guess she didn't appreciate your honey nuts and CHEERIOS!

Bad joke.

Damn, okay. Not too old. But not young as well. Kind of an in-between. Hmmmm.

I appreciate your honesty, at least. Really TOFTT here to really find out.

I'm debating whether I should go in this rotation of girls or just wait till next week?

[AdvFoundation3]

They are all MILFS.

Lots of shilling on that place.

Had to check it out for myself. As the saying goes, sometimes you just have to eff around and find out.

Anyhow, Lisa is younger, I'd put her no older than 30. I agree, she's pretty. But. Her D cups are manmade. She has a full Bush. She gives an amateur massage tbh, but that's not a bad thing. She does get very wet, and she puts on a good show. She makes great noises while you go to town on her, and she's agreeable to just about every position. She's good, but I did catch a bit of an attitude, which is a little off-putting, especially since the gals are usually a little nicer. We'll chalk that one up to her not having breakfast yet (I saw them cooking up some rice). $$ in all.

[Cockyazn]

They are all MILFS.

Lots of shilling on that place.

Could you describe the kind of MILFs, good sir! You seem like someone who knows more about this place more than most of us.

And just out of curiosity, what makes this review a shill? It seems pretty legit to me and his experience seems to reflect most of our experiences. Is it the description of girls? The services rendered TGTBT? I would like to know because if there's one thing I've heard about this place that caught my attention, it's Asian MILFS!

[JacobXoxo]

I met Miki at Happy yesterday. She's a cute girl-next-door type with a petite, slim body with natural C-cup tits, trimmed kitty and I noticed a small tattoo on her legs.

After handling the house fee and tips in the room, we took our clothes off. She had me lie face down on the table first. Then started with a light massage, then gave me a full tit massage all over my back and legs. That felt surprisingly good. She also licked my neck, back, and legs, which was incredibly hot.

When I flipped over, she kissed and licked her way down my chest to my rock-hard cock. This girl really knows how to suck dick — great eye contact and ball play the whole time while I gently rubbed her neck and beautiful tits.

After about 10 minutes, I asked if I could eat her out. She was super responsive and clearly loved it. When I came up for air, she slipped the cover on and rode me in cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, doggy, and missionary. She's extremely flexible, so you can put her legs in pretty much any position you want.

All in all, she's a fantastic girl with one of the tightest pussies I've felt and a really warm, welcoming personality. We finished up with another relaxing head massage before I left. Definitely worth a visit. Be nice to her.

[Drillsergeant]

Hey Mongers, so I posted on the SGV area to see if I could get any further recommendations on the other AMPs in the area.

Let's be honest, there's a reason why Butterfly is a consistent name thrown here a lot. I think this is a very solid spot for the price and services! I'm sure beauty is in the eye of the beholder, so I'm not expecting K-org level or C9 level of hotness.

I'm sure there's a lot of you who explores the the vast Pasadena area, are there other recommendations?

I've been seeing Happy here a lot.

There's a ton of reviews for Chinese Medical Spa, and for the price as well.

M Spa I heard is actually pretty top tier as well!

But if anyone can speak on first hand experiences on other places that would be great! Please, don't gatekeep!

I do understand that recommending the same spa over and over again can have the opposite effect of turning people away instead of singing high praises about it.

[Cockyazn]

Great review! I especially love the description of Lisa's tits flopping around as you're pumping the shit out of her!

I think someone mentioned it here or another thread, but does this offer women who have an older look to them, but definitely fuck like high school sluts? Everyone has their kinks, and this is for sure mine. I love Asian Milfs, and I would love to have a Diddy freak off with the entire roster if most of them have this kind of look.

If you saw anyone in the roster that are like this, please. Let me know.