Massage Parlor Reports

**Sfrancis118** · 03-30-26 11:39

Saw her recently due to reports on the the other. Seen her a decade ago. Her figure is on point. Although pricey did get a BBBJ with CIM and enjoyed my time. Maybe a repeat but it is over priced compared to options in NOVA and definitely Baltimore.

https://adultsearch.com/us/maryland/...y-rubs/2881541

**Cloudsnake** · 03-26-26 11:00

Thinking about getting into the spa game. Might be more expensive but in the long run I feel it my be a better experience. I have read many of you talk about York wellness. Where is this place and also any advice would help as well. PM me please.

**HickeyOnMyDick** · 03-26-26 10:41

Originally Posted by Msu930 [View Original Post]

Which location is this? There's like three Best Relax spas if you can PM me or leave the information here that would help will be gone to spa this weekend thanks.

It's on E. Joppa rd.

**Franchise2** · 03-26-26 09:05

WENT TO YORK WELLNESS. SAW BELLA. I'm A RETIRED MILITARY, AND I NEEDED THE BASIC TRAINING STAMINA. STUCK HER TONGUE. UP THE ANUS. THEN GAVE ME A GOOD BBJ. WITH CONVINCING. COULDN'T GO DEEP. CAUSE SHE SAID," TO BIG BLACK DIK". SHE ASKED FOR MY PERSONAL INFO. I wouldn't SEE HER AGAIN. ONLY CAUSE HER TONGUE UP MY ASS. I WAS THINKING. SHE'S PROBABLY KISSING THE NEXT POOR IDIOT. WITH MY ASS ON THEIR LIPS. SAW NEW ONE NAMED SASA. ON THE WAY OUT ANY INTEL?. ILL REPORT BACK. IF THE TRIP IS WORTH IT!!

**CatofApathy** · 03-23-26 14:41

Originally Posted by JaySinn [View Original Post]

Reading is a lost art..

This is a weird bunch. I texted them Saturday morning asking who was working (to see if the earlier report of another younger girl was legit). No response -until Sunday morning I got a "hi" back (nothing else). Just "Hi".

That location can't be cheap. It really is a bit of a head scratcher.

When I went they sent me to the wrong place initially (didn't mention this because I thought it might have been me. But it was them). They also acted like they were going to screen me in some way- then didn't do anything.

Will still say the girl and the service was not bad at all, just overpriced given her age. It obviously is not a professionally run outfit.

**CatofApathy** · 03-23-26 14:34

Originally Posted by SkipAway1 [View Original Post]

I call BS on this one especially in Ellicott city. Howard county don't play that.

Sorry my post was not clear. Realize this is the massage parlor thread. But that is not what I was talking about. There was some speculation on this board that Ahappy spa was the equivalent to the agencies in norther VA / DC MD suburbs. I. was one of them who was skeptical, but hopefully (because of the location being perfect for me).

In my (one) experience. The service was more like what you sometimes would get from the hotels / BWI setups and T&C in Ellicott city. I say sometimes because these are not consistent, but you can find the services Ahappy seems to offer for a lot less there, with sometimes a younger / more attractive provider than happy. Sometimes not.

**CatofApathy** · 03-23-26 09:57

Originally Posted by Enumclaw [View Original Post]

Can you PM with more info about ellicott city? As far as I'm aware its just hotel crapshoots down there but if you have a link or more info I'd be interested in it.

Check your inbox.

**Senrab224** · 03-23-26 09:54

Originally Posted by CorkyRamirez [View Original Post]

Any intel?

Unless something has changed, there has been multiple posts from a while ago that this was totally legit.

**CorkyRamirez** · 03-22-26 23:30

Any intel?

**Dumiwhan** · 03-22-26 20:06

Can you pm me the address or number?

Originally Posted by DaddyJack [View Original Post]

So I tried them out.

First, I had to a little trouble getting in the building. Yaya (I think that's what she said her name was) had to come down and get me. She was pretty attractive and pleasant. After a silent elevator ride up, walked me to the apartment. Once inside she tried to pass me off to the other woman (didn't get her name). She was older but still pretty. I opted for Yaya though. We hopped into the shower together but it took a good min for the water to get warm. The cold water didn't stop her from keeping me up. After that she had me lay down and she gave me a pretty good bbj. Afterwards, she slipped on some protection and hopped on top. A few minutes after mish, then doggie. I wanted more of her mouth so we switched back to bbj and I finished on her lovely tits. 8/10 experience. Though I can't say I have a lot of it. Did a HHr $$. Probably going to go back just for the bbj.

**JaySinn** · 03-22-26 02:27

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

Wait a sec, where in Linthicum or Ellicott City do you get BBBJ in the shower? I don't recall this reported on the board ever.

Originally Posted by SkipAway1 [View Original Post]

I call BS on this one especially in Ellicott city. Howard county don't play that.

Reading is a lost art.

They aren't talking about any real AMPs. They're talking about Asian Crap Shoots (ACS) pretending to be an higher end Agency.

They're not saying places in Linthicum and Columbia have showers and do BBBJ in the shower.

Just comparing AHappySpa to those ACS ads you see listed in Linthicum, Ellicott City / Columbia.

Speaking of AHS, I tried to contact them to see for myself but they stop responding to tests and not answering the phone.

I'm still skeptical about it's legitimacy.

**Dis Joint** · 03-21-26 19:59

So first things first I made a big mistake, I thought I was calling the wellness on York Road, but I called another spa on York Road further down. Popped the address into the GPS. I let it take me to Spa Wellness, showed up there and it is not the location that I thought.

I had made an appointment and I arrived so decided to TOFTT and met about three different providers who opened the door. None of their English was very good, and I was struggling to communicate.

Before I could get out my phone and get to Google translate however they figured out who I had made my appointment with. And they sent Tina in the room. Tina looked nothing like what her photos texted appear. She was larger than her picture, not fat, but just larger. Much rounder face and beginnings of a 2nd chin. 5'2 maybe 110 a cups.

She came in, and I gave her the donation. She proceeded to signal for me to disrobe, and took my donation out of the room. She came back shortly there after and asked if I wanted a massage I signaled yes and she left the room again. She came back and she gave a seven out of 10 massage. No teasing, no wandering, just a straight massage.

On the flip got the alcohol bath and then immediately got down to Business. No front massage. Started off with BBBJ, transition to cowgirl, transition to missionary. The BBBJ was a solid 7. 5 cowgirl was a 3 missionary was a 4. 5.

I finished, she cleaned me up and said OK thank you and began to get dressed change the sheets and walked me out.

It is nothing like my experience is at other places in the area, but I may repeat just with a different provider. My provider didn't have the enthusiasm that a lot of other providers have.

**Enumclaw** · 03-21-26 18:59

Parkville wellness seems to be posting ads again unsure on full operations.

**Enumclaw** · 03-21-26 18:49

Originally Posted by CatofApathy [View Original Post]

Not sure if is an issue to mention sites here but adult search is your friend in this case. Most are around the airport but one place I think very well know is T&C in Elliot city. I think this is talked about more on the Columbia thread. VIP there is less than Happy and although it doesn't include rimming it usually includes more bb than just a BJ.

Can you PM with more info about ellicott city? As far as I'm aware its just hotel crapshoots down there but if you have a link or more info I'd be interested in it.