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[Dork01]

That guys post showing Airi just kind of brought it back to me, but honestly, I wouldn't call myself a "victim". I was just dumb and probably put way too much into our little relationship. I had fun, and now that she's coming back, I will be right in line to see her again. I guess it's just helpful to remember what this is. A transaction. We get what we want and they get what they want. And lets face it, what we want is not always just sex (although that's how it starts out). A little connection is nice. And maybe the really good providers know how to make us feel like we're special. It's just important to keep it real. Go along with the ride to a point, but don't deceive yourself. That's what I learned. I had a great time with her (as many, many, many LOL of us did). That's good enough. Victim? No. Dummy? Probably.

Just seeing this now, happyxxx is right.

I like to think(who really knows) most are genuinely honest and wouldn't pull that shit...and turn us customers into victims... But some are a pro's pro. And sad but true academy award-worthy act to get anything and everything out of a trick and then brag&laugh about it! no matter what the emotional and financial cost... the more the better! that's their game... Could be as simple as wanting reviews or financial gain through all means necessary.

I've made the mistake and once it was kind of long-term thing with all the heartstrings played, then I changed my name and started over.

Got to be careful of getting too close!!!

[Triedandtrue07]

Stopped by to check out the talent and was meet at the door by Zoe a good looking Lady with nice Big D's and a sweet plump ass. Got to the room she left and I got ready. House was 60 for the 1/2 hour. She came back in and giggled as I was ready sitting on the edge of the table, LOL. Lots of deep kisses and some great BBBJ. She takes it hard and deep wow. I got really excited nd didn't want to finish mouth so moved to standing mish and she said got the cover out and stopped and offered upgrades of back door and or no cover BBFS. Neither is my thing so passed and had her put on the cover and we were off to the races thought I would try the cushion in that ass and hammered her hard LOL she took it like a champ and almost seemed to like that the best. Once I was about ready to finish I pulled out pulled off the cover and she when back to a CIM finish. She is wonderful, on the way out I seen a younger girl with reddish hair and nice big C's, with a small spinner body. Got hugs and kisses from both and out the door. I'll definitely be back, if someone tries Jenny please shared I would love to know how she is! But Zoe was great. Happy hunting monger.

[MarkGew]

Thanks for that tip regarding being more accurate with our reviews. And thanks for that blast from the past with Airi. When she left, she told me she was planning on coming back to town in April or May of this year, hopefully that's true. Words to the wise, Airi while she seemed sweet, she knew how to get things from you. We went to Disney Springs and I took her to Universal. It was fun but in retrospect, she was playing me like a fiddle. Of course, a fiddle very happy to be played with, ha ha. Gave me a bogus address in Tokyo, and when she left town communications came to an abrupt end, not even a cricket chirp. Oh well, I guess girls have to do what they have to do and stupid guys will fall for anything, just a word to the wise.

Just seeing this now, happyxxx is right.

I like to think(who really knows) most are genuinely honest and wouldn't pull that shit...and turn us customers into victims... But some are a pro's pro. And sad but true academy award-worthy act to get anything and everything out of a trick and then brag&laugh about it! no matter what the emotional and financial cost... the more the better! that's their game... Could be as simple as wanting reviews or financial gain through all means necessary.

I've made the mistake... and once it was kind of long-term thing with all the heartstrings played, she was a part-time boss lady so I heard a lot of stories about how things go...then, things went south with us... I changed my name and started over.

Got to be careful of getting too close!!!

[MarkGew]

Appreciate it, man. Voice text might actually be the move. Not sure my hands were fully functional after that session anyway.

Honestly half the battle is just surviving the session long enough to remember what happened.

When the experience is that good, the words tend to write themselves. That's the beauty of the current lineup at Orchid with Abby, Victoria, and Bella.

BTW congrats on reaching 1000 posts, MarkGew! Setting the pace for the whole Orlando board.

I see HappyXXX is closing in though at 950, coming for the crown! Might have some competition soon heh.

Meanwhile I just cracked 60. Playing the long game haha. At this pace, I estimate I'll catch up to you guys sometime around the year 2069.

Nah, happy the king, I'm just a part-timer with some time on his hands.

Took me 3 or 4 years to get to 500... then maybe a year to a grand, just not working as much right now....Befor this(mark) I was somebody else 🤣.

they just fucking around about the the counting it's a long-running joke here

well ... except happy he's the "real deal" 🤣

[MartinHero69]

How many times did you make them cum?

Happy or Gringo I'm sure would oblige by loaning you their Fake O Clicker, to keep track, or order one on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=clicker

I don't keep stats, man. If I did, I probably wouldn't be enjoying it as much. Personally, I think if you have time to count while enjoying a 4 hands with Abby and Bella, you're doing it wrong.

I leave the counting to the forums. I just focus on the experience.

[MartinHero69]

That's one hell of a well-written review! I couldn't do that if my life depended on it! If it wasn't for voice texting I probably couldn't spit out a review with more than six letter words 🤣.

But yes, when the girls click with a 4 hand. Hard to beat!

Again nice review.

Appreciate it, man. Voice text might actually be the move. Not sure my hands were fully functional after that session anyway.

Honestly half the battle is just surviving the session long enough to remember what happened.

When the experience is that good, the words tend to write themselves. That's the beauty of the current lineup at Orchid with Abby, Victoria, and Bella.

BTW congrats on reaching 1000 posts, MarkGew! Setting the pace for the whole Orlando board.

I see HappyXXX is closing in though at 950, coming for the crown! Might have some competition soon heh.

Meanwhile I just cracked 60. Playing the long game haha. At this pace, I estimate I'll catch up to you guys sometime around the year 2069.

[HappyXxx]

Thanks for that tip regarding being more accurate with our reviews. And thanks for that blast from the past with Airi. When she left, she told me she was planning on coming back to town in April or May of this year, hopefully that's true. Words to the wise, Airi while she seemed sweet, she knew how to get things from you. We went to Disney Springs and I took her to Universal. It was fun but in retrospect, she was playing me like a fiddle. Of course, a fiddle very happy to be played with, ha ha. Gave me a bogus address in Tokyo, and when she left town communications came to an abrupt end, not even a cricket chirp. Oh well, I guess girls have to do what they have to do and stupid guys will fall for anything, just a word to the wise.

Lesson learned!! Don't let them getcha. If you take them out or become close think of it as an experience more than anything! And when they leave town and stop communicating don't be heartbroken. They are simply on to the next city with new and existing targets. LOL, although each girl is different, not all will cut communication. And remember Temptation is always in front of these girls.

[MarkGew]

Well guys, here's some news for you. Ari will be back in Orlando in April!

And I already told you guys about Wendy for those of you that know her working out in Brevard County now under the name Mya.

Jenny will be back in Orlando next month, and boss lady sent me a video of a new girl that will be here and she looks pretty good as well but you never know how recent the videos are so we'll just have to see but it will be her first time here.

Bella will be working down at smile in Largo and I'm working on the Tokyo lineup now, but maybe someone else already knows.

And I think I already mentioned that YUME will be working at Meiji's sister Spa Mimi in Fort Lauderdale in April as well.

I will definitely put more on here once I know who else is coming, but hopefully that helps.

Tiffany?? Do tell! That hilarious bait and switch review with Jasmine won't work on me, I know she went home for New years but starting to look like a retirement??

TIA! you're the man!

my money's on monday??

[MarkGew]

LOL. You're a crazy guy!

I did send boo-boo a message a couple weeks ago asking him if he took a break from pussy for a little while because we haven't heard of any of his adventures lately so maybe he's on vacation or something.

Guess he's taking a break?? Dig this, they're talking about sending me to help bail out a crew over at UCF! I'll be passing five star twice a day! They're going to be asking me where the fuck do you go for lunch always coming back grinning 🤣.

[MarkGew]

We sure do miss our only Korean agency here in Jacksonville. All we have now are average AMP's at best. Thank you for the numbers and they directly coincide on what we expect to shell out here for subpar looks and performance unfortunately. Well my first trip down south will be tomorrow. Wish my luck. I think the girls at Orchid are calling my name. So all stay clear fur s couple of hours LOL.

Dr. Willy periodically makes awesome information contributions (#56061) I ain't taking credit for it...I just keep it fresh...I can barely post a link!

Orchid, excellent choice!

IMO it's always luck of the draw on traffic, always unpredictable... just show up and good luck

[HappyXxx]

I'm pretty sure happy holding the gold crown... Not much from boo boo and gringo lately... silver and bronze respectively 🤣

and don't forget "the academy award goes to"

LOL. You're a crazy guy!

I did send boo-boo a message a couple weeks ago asking him if he took a break from pussy for a little while because we haven't heard of any of his adventures lately so maybe he's on vacation or something.

[Vegas23]

I grabbed this from "Dr Willy's guide" it's up to date and also has valuable information

Regarding "damage", expect rates to be 60/80 House Fee (half-hour / hour) + 140/160 Tip. Best practice is to just hand your girl the TOTAL amount upfront (200 half-hour /240 hour) to demonstrate you "know the score". Depending on the place (and how confident you appear in your knowledge of the rates), some places may try to get MORE from you. Don't to pay it! To many options! Let us know the name of the spa the upselling happened in a post... and we'll spread the word 🤣

Personally I always tip afterwards and they know it...kinda gives some incentive

Dr. Willy has a post with a half dozen of our top spas and "Active Links" for directions and more 'insider information' to the top spas! check out post #56061 it's also very helpful!



hope Jacksonville picks back up! about 6 months ago had a bunch of Jacksonville guys posting about the hit they took up there and coming to Orlando for fun
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We sure do miss our only Korean agency here in Jacksonville. All we have now are average AMP's at best. Thank you for the numbers and they directly coincide on what we expect to shell out here for subpar looks and performance unfortunately. Well my first trip down south will be tomorrow. Wish my luck. I think the girls at Orchid are calling my name. So all stay clear fur s couple of hours LOL.

[HappyXxx]

Thanks for that tip regarding being more accurate with our reviews. And thanks for that blast from the past with Airi. When she left, she told me she was planning on coming back to town in April or May of this year, hopefully that's true. Words to the wise, Airi while she seemed sweet, she knew how to get things from you. We went to Disney Springs and I took her to Universal. It was fun but in retrospect, she was playing me like a fiddle. Of course, a fiddle very happy to be played with, ha ha. Gave me a bogus address in Tokyo, and when she left town communications came to an abrupt end, not even a cricket chirp. Oh well, I guess girls have to do what they have to do and stupid guys will fall for anything, just a word to the wise.

Well guys, here's some news for you. Ari will be back in Orlando in April!

And I already told you guys about Wendy for those of you that know her working out in Brevard County now under the name Mya.

Jenny will be back in Orlando next month, and boss lady sent me a video of a new girl that will be here and she looks pretty good as well but you never know how recent the videos are so we'll just have to see but it will be her first time here.

Bella will be working down at smile in Largo and I'm working on the Tokyo lineup now, but maybe someone else already knows.

And I think I already mentioned that YUME will be working at Meiji's sister Spa Mimi in Fort Lauderdale in April as well.

I will definitely put more on here once I know who else is coming, but hopefully that helps.

[MarkGew]

How many times did you make them cum?

Happy or Gringo I'm sure would oblige by loaning you their Fake O Clicker, to keep track, or order one on Amazon.

https://www.amazon.com/s?k=clicker

I'm pretty sure happy holding the gold crown... Not much from boo boo and gringo lately... silver and bronze respectively 🤣

and don't forget "the academy award goes to"

[MarkGew]

That kind of stuff always makes the day good! There definitely was a Sophia and her body was ridiculous and she was tiny (she worked at A2 when it was open for a little while), and I always thought Gina was fucking hot and she definitely has a skinny spinner body. Good times.

She was but Mickey was better 🤣 tomato-tomahto... So fucking many came through that store and they worked hard for it, that system was and is still the best ever(for me)... I like seeing post about it because it brings back memories.