Massage Parlor Reports

**Exotic239** · 03-27-26 19:33

Seems all the best places are in Ft Myers but that's a bit of a trek for me. So I settled for Joy Spa in Bonita which has been reviewed on here once. Was attended by a girl named "Mimi. " Small girl, real petite. Her massage skills were weak. Name dropped Angela and told her I'd been there in the past and she eventually offered some fun. Covered BJ, some cowgirl, mish, and doggy. Started rushing me eventually. All in all, not the best. I would say I'm never going back but on the way out I got a sneak peek at one of the other girls in the hallway while she was undressed and knew I'd drawn the short stick that day. Maybe next time.

**OfficialSlam78** · 03-27-26 12:22

Originally Posted by FrankFSpank [View Original Post]

Evening fellows, I don't see a separate forum for non AMP locations so if I'm posting in the wrong thread please lmk. To the good stuff, I do not get many opportunities for free time when I'm in fort myers but I've been waiting for the chance to go to the honey bee to spend time with Kelly. Finally scheduled appt, texted when I was near by and parked in the more discreet side lot. Kelly greeted me at the door smiling; long blonde hair, toned muscles and CURVES in right spots. She had this denim skirt showing her great legs and I'm a leg man. Also a t*t man, which hers were huge and that cleavage just invited me to come inside. I got the hour and I put a blue bill on the table before she came back to start session. I am not interested in the robotic 5 min in / out appts that come from many providers especially Latin. Kelly puts on a slow show pacing out the time. We didn't talk money after that and her session was just what I wanted. She's understanding and sweet when it comes to fetishes yet she's still so GND to talk to. DM me for questions. Keep safe boys.

Hey man how it's going? I bookdd time with the blonde busty Kelly at the Bee when she was in town last. We were chatting a bit when I first began the session & I asked her if she was alone and she said no she was working with a new girl Sophia. She asked me if I wanted to invite her in too and do a double session. I wasn't quite planning on that but I just went for it. There's no discount on doubles so both girls get the house and a tip if obliged. I tipped a bit with the session fee. Sophia was latin great mm body sensual voice and soft skin. She seemed a little more stand off ish at first but Kelly pulled it together so the nerves weren't bad. It was fun. I wouldn't fo it everytime but it was a great experience to remember. Kelly & Sophia recommended imo.

Dm if you hav any questions. Have a good weekend.

**Rito1** · 03-26-26 18:37

Here from Boston. Was going to try the Honeybee but they said I could not come for 3 hours. Did not want to wait so I went to a spot on Winkler Rd. To find it closed or out of business. So, I just started driving. I found a spot call AAA massage on Boy scout Dr. I walked in and a fairly cute girl let me in. Gave a terrible massage but with very good teasing. She was up on the table and rubbing my nuts and almost sticking a finger in my ass so I knew it would be on. When I flipped, she already had her shirt off showing some big ol tits. She asked if I wanted a BJ with hand signals and I said yes. She did try to up sell me, but I stood firm. When we were finished she gave the hot towel cleanup. Did not offer any water and I did not see her change the sheets. (maybe after I left). I paid Seventy + fifty (because of the tits) and now I am back in Boston and will do Honeybee next year when I return.

**TheStig81** · 03-26-26 11:17

Originally Posted by Dogghouse2069 [View Original Post]

Any language barriers with her?

Originally Posted by JediKnight77 [View Original Post]

I saw her last week no issues with language.

Yup she speaks English with accent but speaks it properly as in you can communicate clearly with her.

**JediKnight77** · 03-26-26 10:04

Originally Posted by Dogghouse2069 [View Original Post]

Any language barriers with her?

I saw her last week no issues with language.

**Dogghouse2069** · 03-25-26 22:13

Originally Posted by TheStig81 [View Original Post]

Just saw Sofia today at Honey Bee scentshops. Amazing body and attitude. Very friendly and funny. I think she is leaving soon but will return in few months.

Will try to come back to see her again one more time.

Any language barriers with her?

**TheStig81** · 03-25-26 14:08

Just saw Sofia today at Honey Bee scentshops. Amazing body and attitude. Very friendly and funny. I think she is leaving soon but will return in few months.

Will try to come back to see her again one more time.

**CoolMonky** · 03-25-26 12:59

Originally Posted by PorkSword [View Original Post]

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/col...918981412.html

Has anybody tried Karen? If so, how was it?

Thanks.

Draped massage, and and old lady, talking and talking. Nothing else.

**CondomPopper1** · 03-24-26 13:14

Originally Posted by PorkSword [View Original Post]

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/col...918981412.html

Has anybody tried Karen? If so, how was it?

Thanks.

Save your money. Not worth it.

**RealInNaples** · 03-24-26 12:49

Made it clear. Nothing sensual.

Originally Posted by porksword [View Original Post]

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/col...918981412.html

has anybody tried karen? If so, how was it?

Thanks.

**PorkSword** · 03-24-26 11:55

https://fortmyers.craigslist.org/col...918981412.html

Has anybody tried Karen? If so, how was it?

Thanks.

**HipHop** · 03-21-26 11:41

Originally Posted by Allenflusa [View Original Post]

I've been a regular at Relax Massage on Grove, off Cleveland. Sweet owner, with only one option. L1, but a very professional massage to go with it. Haven't been for a month, but visited yesterday, and was surprised to find another operator there. She made it abundantly clear that full menu was available. Massage was not as good, but lots and lots of teasing before the flip. This is definitely not a beauty winner, so if you're looking for young and nubile, go elsewhere. Hard negotiator for more than current market prices (in my opinion). 28.0 OTD total. Sure thing? Yes; Strong recommendation: No.

I went today 3/21 Saturday morning she started today not sure how long she will be there good massage tip up front for what you expect average rates.

**FrankFSpank** · 03-20-26 18:00

Evening fellows, I don't see a separate forum for non AMP locations so if I'm posting in the wrong thread please lmk. To the good stuff, I do not get many opportunities for free time when I'm in fort myers but I've been waiting for the chance to go to the honey bee to spend time with Kelly. Finally scheduled appt, texted when I was near by and parked in the more discreet side lot. Kelly greeted me at the door smiling; long blonde hair, toned muscles and CURVES in right spots. She had this denim skirt showing her great legs and I'm a leg man. Also a t*t man, which hers were huge and that cleavage just invited me to come inside. I got the hour and I put a blue bill on the table before she came back to start session. I am not interested in the robotic 5 min in / out appts that come from many providers especially Latin. Kelly puts on a slow show pacing out the time. We didn't talk money after that and her session was just what I wanted. She's understanding and sweet when it comes to fetishes yet she's still so GND to talk to. DM me for questions. Keep safe boys.

**BiffButthead** · 03-20-26 16:08

Originally Posted by IAmAPenguin [View Original Post]

What up, got a little fan fiction for you guys. Went to this place off i75 and kings. Not busy. Middle age attendant .

Wait wut?

It would be more accurate to say the attendants granddaughter is middle aged.

**BiffButthead** · 03-20-26 16:03

Originally Posted by SaltyScuba2019 [View Original Post]

Hey guys, so I'm new to the hobby and have never been to a AMP seems like the bee is the best one around me. I'm in Estero. This sound about right? I guess my question is for people who have been there is it really legit? Photos look awesome but it almost seems 2 gtbt. Are the photos accurate? Does anyone have any tips for someone just starting out? Feel free to pm me. Really appreciate any advice people can share.

Everyone here is gaga over Kelly. She was all that a year ago but has packed on some serious love handles. Great attitude and pretty face, but the pictures are dated. It seems most of the providers there are from the same weight watchers class. If that's your thing then you'll love it. If you prefer a flat tummy (as I do) then pass.