Massage Parlor Reports

[LuvMeAbbw]

Any Voluptuous AMP girls?

I know there was the famous Tina. She has not been around for a while.

[Pbmgd]

Scheduled with mms to see Andrea before she left this month. Saw her back in October and had a great time so wanted to repeat. Texted in hour before the appointment and had no issues.

Good: Andrea's waist to ass ratio is still insane. Huge ass that is cartoonish like and great cans on top. TS with lots of BBBJ, bls, body rubbing, and ear / nipple / body licking. One of the few providers that gives lots of spit while sucking which is 10/10. Standard finish in the room with DATY 69 being the highlight. Could take a pounding with size not being an issue. Finished with a nice oil massage and shower at the end before I left. $$ and got an hour exactly. Finished CIM which she wasn't a huge fan of but she initiated it so.

Bad: Not a lot of kissing. Only lfk and after DATY she really didn't want to kiss and turned her head multiple times. That all changed though when I saw Emma / Roxanne while leaving and she came over and was giving me deep kisses and hugs all over. Great to see her again and it must have woke something up in Andrea because she then wanted kisses all of a sudden. Only other complaint was she was pretty stubbly down there instead of smooth..

I was wondering whether her ass is enhanced or natural? So many of these Colombian ladies have had a lot of surgery to look the way they do. Thanks.

[ChampDaddy]

Curiosity got the best of me, so I went to check out 923. Place is next to a gas station and a weed shop, but really nothing else around it, so very easy to get in and out. Walked in and get buzzed in through the door. Meet this chubby thicker tall like 5'6" Chinese gal named Anna, about 25. She was sporting pigtails and had a schoolgirl out fit on and had natural Ds. She talkative but gives off a innocent vibe, super sexy.

She laid out the prices, and it's exactly what they quoted me before. I just opted for a QV, no massage, so shelled out $.

I just got basic services: CBJ, cfs. I was in a rush so I didn't inquire on upgrades.

Finished up like in 10 minutes, again, I was just in a hurry, and then his was more like a pit stop.

I'll probably go back and check out other ladies and see what kind of upgrades they offer.

[JonnyWongCong]

I love seeing Angela, Tina and Blue when I can. Haven't met Rita yet but would absolutely love to meet her in a duo with Angela.

I am in for R&A

Wonder how much they re wanting for a bombass session mff?

[Wanker23]

Reply if you would buy this duo, we can build market momentum. Need to offset some plane ticket changes.

I love seeing Angela, Tina and Blue when I can. Haven't met Rita yet but would absolutely love to meet her in a duo with Angela.

[KrDoggy]

I think her initial impression is that we are a bunch or cheapskates. I tried to explain its just a busy scene with lot of competition.

She raises the quality level in the area all by herself. So happy I lucked into a non-busy time. Afraid to go back because I'll never get that experience again.

Wanted to see what all the buzz was with east coast superstar Rita. Not much to add, but reaffirming what others have already said. My goodness, I don't think I have seen a Chinese gal built like this. Fit Latina type build, thick in all of the right places. I'm fairly certain all natural as well. 5'6", tan, pretty face, and small butterfly tattoo on lower back. Some of the best, most vigorous CG I've had. She was friendly, but got the sense she wanted to get me to finish quickly as she really went at it from the beginning. Standard donation only got me 30 minutes despite requesting an hour. They weren't busy. Despite the rush, this is still a recommend for those seeking more of a (covered) PSE energy than GFE energy.

Told me she may come back in the summer.

[ScrambledSofa]

Been a while since I've visited (or heard anything) about Good. Anyone been recently and know anything about it?

[BigHusky]

Wanted to see what all the buzz was with east coast superstar Rita. Not much to add, but reaffirming what others have already said. My goodness, I don't think I have seen a Chinese gal built like this. Fit Latina type build, thick in all of the right places. I'm fairly certain all natural as well. 5'6", tan, pretty face, and small butterfly tattoo on lower back. Some of the best, most vigorous CG I've had. She was friendly, but got the sense she wanted to get me to finish quickly as she really went at it from the beginning. Standard donation only got me 30 minutes despite requesting an hour. They weren't busy. Despite the rush, this is still a recommend for those seeking more of a (covered) PSE energy than GFE energy.

Told me she may come back in the summer.

[Gibs789]

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sumata

Sindy from another franchise also does it very well, LOL. Feels great when done right. Very popular in Japan where vaginal penetration is illegal, yet sumata is perfectly legal.

Thanks for the vocab lesson, CS. This site is truly educational! Yes, Sindy is a master of this technique, and I've tried to describe it in several reviews of her without knowing what to call it. I think I might have called it "Sumatra" because that's where the volcanoes come from, and like BN below it always produces volcanic results for me. Wish some of the other ladies would learn this trick!

[WhyNot96]

Scheduled with mms to see Andrea before she left this month. Saw her back in October and had a great time so wanted to repeat. Texted in hour before the appointment and had no issues.

Good: Andrea's waist to ass ratio is still insane. Huge ass that is cartoonish like and great cans on top. TS with lots of BBBJ, bls, body rubbing, and ear / nipple / body licking. One of the few providers that gives lots of spit while sucking which is 10/10. Standard finish in the room with DATY 69 being the highlight. Could take a pounding with size not being an issue. Finished with a nice oil massage and shower at the end before I left. $$ and got an hour exactly. Finished CIM which she wasn't a huge fan of but she initiated it so.

Bad: Not a lot of kissing. Only lfk and after DATY she really didn't want to kiss and turned her head multiple times. That all changed though when I saw Emma / Roxanne while leaving and she came over and was giving me deep kisses and hugs all over. Great to see her again and it must have woke something up in Andrea because she then wanted kisses all of a sudden. Only other complaint was she was pretty stubbly down there instead of smooth.

Overall it was a good low energy sensual session. Good to mix it up every once in a while from the standard Chinese girls. Andrea leaves to Columbia at the end of the month for those wondering. Now after seeing all three girls I'd rank Emma the best followed by Andrea and then Jenny. That's just me personally.

*this post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

[CSnow]

Went to check out JM the other night (I think I was one of the last customers but I did hear the bell ring once things got started).

...
She climbed back on me and (I think) she did this fake pussy handjob in between her thighs and I came buckets after about a minute or two. I had my eyes closed mostly to concentrate a bit better, but man that certainly did not feel like a hand. I didn't dare ask her what that was though LOL. But that was a very very well done simulated thigh pussy if that was indeed what that was. And she didn't ask for any extra.

Yeah overall pretty fun girl who is service oriented and has high energy levels.

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=sumata

Sindy from another franchise also does it very well, LOL. Feels great when done right. Very popular in Japan where vaginal penetration is illegal, yet sumata is perfectly legal. Funnily enough anal sex is also legal in Japan. Interesting country.

But yes, Emma is very fun and very skilled. Kudos to her for giving you such a great session at midnight after having worked all day.

As far as being skeeved, think about how many people ate from the same plates or drank from the same cups in any restaurant. Yes, yes, there are health inspections and all that, but your dishes will be washed by minimum wage workers often tired, at the end of the day, and not giving a shit. Or think of how many fast food workers don't wash their hands after wiping their ass and before making you that sandwich, or a taco, or a burger. Of course they wear gloves, right? Except for all those e. Coli outbreaks, LOL.

Seriously though, from what I've personally seen AMP girls virtually always have impeccable hygiene routine between clients. If you can't stop thinking of stuff like that, it will be hard, LOL.

[Supermanamp]

Went to check out JM the other night (I think I was one of the last customers but I did hear the bell ring once things got started). I was sent to their break room where Jenny the blonde came in with a short nightie where I can see her asscheeks, and we smiled at each other. She was doing laundry. (LOL kind of takes you out of the fantasy world which is why places like Disneyland won't allow characters to appear out of their uniforms while in view of customers). But she certainly looked interesting.

I was led to the room by Emma. She seemed friendly, and a bit straightforward like a "I'm one of you" tomboy type. After some shuffling around, we went over to the shower room. I was checking this place out for this part. Although once I got there I admit I got a little skeeved thinking about all the dudes who've been there but then I figured she's rinsed that thing off with hot water enough that it's alright. Then we got busy and she did the slide and rubbed her body all over me. Then I got the preview BBBJ which I actually didn't fully enjoy and couldn't get hard because she was kneeing quite hard on my thigh which cut off circulation a bit LOL. But it was alright it's just a small thing..

I've had a similar experience with Emma when I couldn't come, and I asked her about it. She explicitly stated that it was her hands and thighs and it wasn't bareback sex.

And that she does it when guys can't come. So yes, it was simulated thigh pussy. Her table shower service is amazing every time I've been with her so not sure why you didn't like it.

[Boob Noob 34]

Went to check out JM the other night (I think I was one of the last customers but I did hear the bell ring once things got started). I was sent to their break room where Jenny the blonde came in with a short nightie where I can see her asscheeks, and we smiled at each other. She was doing laundry. (LOL kind of takes you out of the fantasy world which is why places like Disneyland won't allow characters to appear out of their uniforms while in view of customers). But she certainly looked interesting.

I was led to the room by Emma. She seemed friendly, and a bit straightforward like a "I'm one of you" tomboy type. After some shuffling around, we went over to the shower room. I was checking this place out for this part. Although once I got there I admit I got a little skeeved thinking about all the dudes who've been there but then I figured she's rinsed that thing off with hot water enough that it's alright. Then we got busy and she did the slide and rubbed her body all over me. Then I got the preview BBBJ which I actually didn't fully enjoy and couldn't get hard because she was kneeing quite hard on my thigh which cut off circulation a bit LOL. But it was alright it's just a small thing.

Then we went back to the room and got right to it. She made her way down gradually and gave the boys and the beanstalk some much needed attention. Then after a few good sensual minutes she rotated her legs around and I got right to work on her. After a few minutes she nearly tore my head off with her thigh compressions and shudders. Then it happened again after another several minutes. After that she was like okay! Okay! No more I'm done! Then on with the cap and she rode all the way into the sunset for what felt like a very long time (my balls actually started feeling a bit of pain from the intensity). I don't think I've had a girl ride for as long and as sensually as her. That was good. Must have been a good 10 minutes.

Then we did a healthy dose of k9 followed by some balls deep mish. She kept checking to see if I had finished whenever I slowed down a bit (and as a working girl of course was a bit disappointed that I had not). After a while, she blabbered something about how I'm "fucking her to death". I was slowing down as I'm getting tired myself, so she ripped off the dom and started giving me a handy. Then the next part was kind of a blur. She climbed back on me and (I think) she did this fake pussy handjob in between her thighs and I came buckets after about a minute or two. I had my eyes closed mostly to concentrate a bit better, but man that certainly did not feel like a hand. I didn't dare ask her what that was though LOL. But that was a very very well done simulated thigh pussy if that was indeed what that was. And she didn't ask for any extra.

Yeah overall pretty fun girl who is service oriented and has high energy levels.

[CSnow]

If Hailey lets you hit it bare. She and Vivi gave me a whole rant the other day on not doing it. But we all know YMMV, she did tell me it was a slow day yesterday so that could be a factor.

I'm also told a new girl started at BJ today, Amber, not sure who she replaces.

Like KD, I'd be surprised and impressed if she let you hit it bare. I can confirm that after 14 appointments with her I was never offered BBFS. Not only that, but as KD mentioned, she categorically insisted she never does that. I wasn't asking for it, she was just laughing about overhearing someone mentioning that she must be offering "no condom special service" because of how many appointment booki gs she gets compared to other girls.

If you said "I want to hit it bare", she may have misunderstood you. I would use those specific words "special service", "no condom" to make sure there is no misunderstanding. Her English is OK but not perfect.

I had a misunderstanding with one of the other girls that was there briefly before (Mira). She pulled out a condom before BJ. I said "no condom " meaning I wanted BBBJ but she freaked out because she thought I was asking for BBFS. Started ranting "no, no, I never do no condom, who said? Where did you hear?" which kinda killed the mood for me.

I wasn't there with you and don't know what was said of course, LOL.

Maybe you were going to get lucky, what do I know. Pulling up her skirt and showing herself off is definitely Hailey's move.

All I'm saying make sure you are on the same page before you go in with that expectation, LOL.

[KrDoggy]

I think you captured her very well. She says I was her first friend in Seattle, so I think she has a soft spot for me.

But just so nice to be with a happy person like this. If you go back don't miss the DATY, that is what gets her really revved. At the same time is nice to have a different pattern now and then.

You are approaching your impending post-supergirl phase well!

TL; DR.

Linda is a cute MILF spinner. I am not going to try to guess the age, LOL, maybe in her 30's, plus / minus a few years. Cute face and nice tight body. Not going to go with the numeric marks here but slightly less than perfect 10's for me personally, yet very attractive. Definitely got my little friend to attention in quick order. Her personality is where she definitely shines, and service was very good as well. It was LFK, TUMA, BBBJ (I think?) and CFS for me, finishing up with HJ+BBBJ combo.

Review.

I had to check Linda out based on KD's recommendations, and I'm glad I did. She is a happy service-oriented MILF that happens to be a surprisingly good singer, LOL. Not only did she sing spontaneously during the appointment, she totally surprised me when I asked her to sing me some more while I was getting dressed afterwards. She sang a cappella beautifully and effortlessly in Chinese for a couple of minutes, and seemed to really enjoy it. I should've asked her if it was her part-time career back in China or if she is just naturally happy and gifted. I always like it when the girls sing as you can tell they are happy and are having fun with you. Such a great addition to the session.

Going back to the beginning though. I stopped by without much planning since I happened to be in the area. I tried texting MMS as I was heading there but didn't get a response until afterwards. So I just went in hoping for the best, essentially as a walk-in. Since a walk-in service was very good, I can only imagine that service for someone with an appointment is even better (which KD confirmed with his three visits). I am a firm believer that someone with an appointment is likely to get better service since girls figure it's likely a repeat customer.

Anyway, the door was opened by an attractive enough gal, Yaya (Jaja?) I believe. I asked if Linda was working, and was led to a different room. The rooms at King are bit dark for my taste, but it doesn't deter me from being a customer there especially when one of the recommended ladies is working. I was a bit tired from some running around so I let Linda take the lead. Gave the standard $$ donation, so there was no questions as to why I was there, LOL. They do have a halfway decent table shower there (narrow table that the girls typically don't climb on), but I already had 2 showers that day and a third shower seemed like an overkill. I didn't ask for it and Linda cleaned me up in all the important places with nice warm wet towels. We started with a fairly decent massage, but soon enough the towel came up, she put me on all four and went in for a very nice TUMA. It was enjoyable and I was firmly at attention, LOL. That was followed with nice BJ. I was going to offer to reciprocate with DATY but to my surprise she climbed up and jumped on. Turned out she skillfully applied the cover with her mouth, ninja-style, without me realizing it. I just went with the flow and enjoyed nice lengthy CG CFS. We switched to mish, and she was nice and responsive in that position as well. After a bit I started to get tired (it was a long day) and tapped out laying next to her. She wasn't done with me yet though. She skillfully guided me in into her while we were spooning. We were a good fit and we went at it sideways for a while. She showed off her skills once again by rolling on top of me without disengaging into RGC position. I can't say I've ever done that maneuver before. Spooning to RCG without disengaging, LOL. That girl definitely has skills.

She rode me almost to the victory, and finished me off with a nice HJ+BBBJ combo. More cleanup, and then more signing while I was getting dressed, as I described. She seems to be a very sweet and service-oriented girl. I don't know if I will have a chance to repeat with her since there is so much talent in Seattle this month and my next week is super-busy. I was in the car about 45 minutes after I walked in, which is reasonable enough I guess. I know KD is a fan, and I certainly will recommend her as well. I didn't get quite the same chemistry with her as KD, but to quote him "can't win them all", LOL. However, she is a sweet, cute, service-oriented singer, LOL. What's not too like. I would recommend calling ahead to book, sounds like you get an even better experience then.