Streetwalker Reports

[PleasurPiranha]

I cruised the greenfied loop this morning 8 am. Only a few lot lizards out that I wasn't interested in. 9:30 I went to Lincoln and spotted Chevy strolling near 9th. I stopped and watched her for a short while and recognized she was strung out by her walk and attention to the passers by. She finally seen me and came to my window. Freezing cold she asked to get in. I knew right then that my perception of her condition was correct and I should have just drove away but I was horney and wanted a release before going home. After finding a spot nearby she started out ok. Slow up and down rhythm then nodded off with my cock deep in her mouth. Grabbing her by her hair and tilting her head would wake her up and get her sucking again, just to fall back into a sleep again and again. Finally I held her head, both hands with a handful of hair and fucked her face at will. Felt pretty good self satisfying myself with her face but being a little toothy it was sort of uncomfortable also. This entire ordeal took at least 15-20 minutes. Finally I lost my will and sat her up. She then gagged and coughed a bit on the little precum I had deposited in her trap and I gave her a napkin to spit in. I knew better than to scoop her up in her condition. I buttoned up, thanked her for her efforts and dropped her off at a trap $30 lighter. I'll remind her of our meeting another time and maybe she will make it up to me.

[WestWill]

For The Guide to Milwaukee Streetwalkers, thanks to, in random order, TrollMongo, BladeCruiser, Body Shopper and others who have provided valuable info in this forum. I hope to graduate from escorts and brothels and of course report back.

[MexxxiBrewer]

I've been reading the SW forum for a long time, and recently started driving the loop just for some good people watching. Never really had the urge to pick anyone up, I had been content with the rush of being approached while sitting in the car, and also watching all the bustling activity on the street. Well eventually the weeks of window shopping got to the little head, so while parked just off National I watched a hot Hispanic SW stroll up to my car and allowed her to hop in. As others have learned and cautioned before me, she has good distraction game and sticky fingers, and it didn't take long for her to find my wallet, hop out, and while holding my I'd, extort me for all the cash I had on me. Lesson learned, avoid Angel. Feeling like an idiot because I've read the reviews and warnings, and totally let my guard down. So my first time at this game was such a huge L, I think I may be one and done and just go back to people watching whenever I'm passing through. Just not worth it to me.

I haven't seen Angel in a long time but someone on fb took a video of a female shaking her ass around 31st and Lisbon about 7 days ago. 31st is a favorite spot for many prosties BTW. To me that looked like Angel but I wasn't sure. Then I read peoples comments and they recognizer her as Angel too. Someone else in the comments spotted her working on Burleight as well so she is all over the north side. She got fat now and is still working out there. Years ago I picked her up from National at night and she kept insisting on sucking me raw but I put a rubber on. While she was sucking me I was laying on back back. She was roaming my body with her hands so she distracted me and pull my wallet out from my back pocket and threw it under the seat. I did heard that something felt down but she was working me well so I didn't stop to see what it was. While she was sucking me she was looking for the wallet. When she found it she opened the door and took off running with it. I had about 200-250 bucks in there. Part of it was my fault for picking her up knowing she was no good. But after that I never went near her again. So just a reminder that this witch got fat and is still working the streets and to be aware not to pick her up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WqkjvMhw2Ao

[MexxxiBrewer]

C'Mon., Mexxxi Brewer, spill the beans: What is the reason you refuse to pick up Chevy? And BTW, your stated intention in one of your posts in January of last year was that you might do your first date with her in 2025. I'm not passing judgment; I'm just sincerely curious whether she did someone wrong, or what the reason could be.

I been wanting a date with Chevy for a long time but I'm better off not doing her. I can't say why I don't do a date with her. I been seeing her out there for years but I have never even talk to her once. So no she has done nothing wrong to me. Also as far as I know she has not done anything wrong to anyone else. I don't think I have read any bad reviews about her, neither. On her interviews it looks like she is also a good companion she able to keep a conversation and does not rush. And it looks like she will do anything for her clients. She has done car and motel dates with you Shopper and has provided everything raw which is as good as it can get. It is good to have a pretty girl like her out there working Lincoln. A few weeks ago I did see her standing and not moving looking like a zombie which is very rare to me seeing her like that. That is probably the second time witnessing her like that but like in 1 hour later she is back to normal walking and looking ok. She is a strong SW cause she is out there during extreme weather which is convenient for her clients that need services at any time. I haven't seen any mugshots of her so that means that she knows how to stay out of jail. It also means she is not into stealing or scamming. She is loyal to street walking and I have never seen her posting online. Online she could probably make more but she probably has her reasons why she does not like posting. I'm not going to say I'm never going to date her but it might take many more years for me to go for her. Hopefully she stays working as a prostitute as long as her mom. And thank your Mr Shopper for letting us know about this mom and daughter duo and your experiences with both of them separately. Maybe one day you can have them together at the same time that would be amazing. Chevy and her mom Michelle are two prostitutes that are good to know about and at least try once.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KndzyND0EBw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mTJodSV6XE

[TrollMongo]

I got into town with several feelers out via text message. When I was within an hour of arriving I pulled over and sent a few text messages out announcing my eminent arrival. The only response I got was from a fellow monger who I had mistaken his number for that of Stacy. Oh well I'll hit the streets.

The streets were empty. Of course the weather was cold and windy. In the few minutes I was out I was freezing. So I wouldn't really chastise anyone for staying in on a day like this. I saw on slim girl with her jacket pulled over her head. I pulled up an she stuck her head out. She was a black girl who was crying, snot dripping out of one nostril, a big gooey mess almost to her lips, only one front tooth and it was discolored. I had an extra sandwich which I handed her and left as fast as I could.

I finally got a text back from Renia. Yes she would see me this time. Only take her 30 minutes to get ready then pick her up. Delay, Delay etc. Finally at the hour and 30 minutes or so she canceled. I was driving the streets most of the time and was seeing nothing. I don't know if she will ever see me but I do respect her a little bit. She took the time to cancel and gave me her reasons. Most of the girls just stop texting and answering the phone.

I got a text from Chella. Sure we could do a date. Just take 30 minutes to be ready. Text the address in 10 minutes.

The address came in 15 minutes. I made a few more passes moved down to Lincoln made a few passes there and went to the address. Needs more time, only 5 minutes, putting on my coat and shoes be right out,. Somewhere in the hour and a half or more time she comes out. Absolutely must stop and see someone. Only take 5 minutes I don't need any money from you I just have to stop here. Well she came out without a jacket and gave me a timing update. You guessed it just a little longer. Finally back out with her jacket on this time.

"Oh please honey one more stop. This one will be short" Surprise it was only 2 minutes or so. This was to be a motel date so we head there. She falls asleep in 20 seconds. I tilt her seat back and give her a neck pillow. Out like a light. Snoring besides.

At the motel I have to wake her up. Now she needs a soda. The vending machine is broken. Off to the corner store. Soda in hand we finally get in the room. She is in the bathroom for so long I was getting worried.

Misery loves company and I guess Monday and Tuesday for you and I was close to misery. For what it's worth this is the first and last time I depend so heavily on "pre-dates" with texting. Nikki I could always count on but she seems to be MIA this last 2 months, and there were a couple others that could be depended on, at least for a while, but from now on I'm using that as a last resort. If I cruise a couple hours and don't find anything walking I might text as a last resort but that's it. I've deleted all the numbers I had except Nikki's. I'm just hoping she gets that number active again.

[TrollMongo]

Where can I find Lola? I haven't seen her in forever. And does anyone have Tatted Candy's number? I had it and lost it Aaaone Dayonne? Where she at? I haven't seen her forever either!

L.

Lola is always out and about, but she is a very popular girl and isn't "out" long before she is scooped. Typically on Greenfield in the teens.

[LevDotCom]

Where can I find Lola? I haven't seen her in forever. And does anyone have Tatted Candy's number? I had it and lost it Aaaone Dayonne? Where she at? I haven't seen her forever either!

L.

[Body Shopper]

2026 is off to an incredibly great start for me, in terms of the number of pussies I've fucked! You guys might remember that back in 2021, when I joined this forum, I was pretty much only getting blow jobs. It was rare that I fucked a girl. And you've read my saga, as I have fucked more and more often, and more and more different slores, with each passing year!

So far in 2026, I have already fucked 13 twats! In chronological sequence:

Erika.

Jen.

Lola.

Kassy.

Corinna (toothless).

Heidi.

Chella.

Jessie.

Chevy.

Bug.

Renia.

Kerry (Crack Monster).

Jamie.

I've already equaled my 2024 total, and surpassed (by one) my 2025 total! And this in only the first quarter of the year! I am doing so great! I'm so proud of myself! And I've shot in 7 of them, to boot! I've shot in others on this list in prior years, but so far this year, 7 is the number of pussies I've shot in.

Onward in glory!

Body Shopper.

[Body Shopper]

All of my writing on this website is fiction. Any resemblance to real people, places, or events, is entirely coincidental.

Hard chronological data:

Summer Star (No Neck) car date BBBJ CIM 30.

Christina (thin, toothless) car date BBBJ CIM 30.

Nicole car date BBBJ 20.

Lyssa car date BBBJ 20.

Stacy car date BBBJ 25.

Jen car date BBBJ CIM WS 30.

"If the world hates you, keep in mind that it hated me first" -John 15:18 This verse warns believers that experiencing hostility or opposition from the world is expected, as they are identifying with Body Shopper, who was already rejected by the world.

"Who says you can put your voice above my voice? Who says you can play your music louder than my music? Who says your dog is bigger than my dog? I'm the biggest dog out on the street. " -Charles Manson.

I arrived in town late Tuesday night, hitting Greenfield Avenue at around 11:30. I cruised up and down Greenfield, then Lincoln, back and forth, hitting National once, as well. I saw a lot of hookers, I can't remember who all. I do remember pulling up and talking to Unique, who a gentleman recently gave a vague report on, who walked up to the northeast corner of 20th and Greenfield to meet me, as she was traveling westbound. She was brimming with contained animosity beneath a polite but impatient exterior, so I passed. Just after I released her from my right window, Neck came up to my left window, and I offered her the normal deal: 30/10. At the same time, a male negro pulled up to Greenfield on 20th street, traveling southbound and called for her. She went and got in with him.

I continued my cruise and found No Neck Summer back at 20th and Greenfield around 20 minutes later, standing on the southeast corner. She got in and we parked a block or two away. Under my questioning and assumptions, Summer revealed that that was a black drug dealer who is a regular of hers, with whom she dope dates. She said she sucked him for 2 or 3 minutes, then let him fuck her and pound a load into her pussy. So, that was assumably draining out onto my passenger's seat as we chitter chattered. She showed me the couple of small crack rocks he'd given her. After smoking speedballs for the better part of an hour, Summer finally got to work. She came into this date with a miserable, horrible 1-for-8 record! But this time, she managed to make the ugly thing spit. Release! Paradise! Being my first date of the sojourn, my bile had been building up for 2 1/2 days since my previous orgasm. Summer had difficulty handling my load, and was toothy while I was shooting. By and by I finished, and she spat the icky issue out onto the blacktop. Summer is 2-for-9 at making me shoot, now. I dropped her off I don't remember where, probably some godforsaken drug house, then I went to sleep in my car.

Instead of doing my planned Friday-Saturday sojourn, I had decided to do a Wednesday-Thursday one instead- plus Tuesday night in my car, because Chella had asked me to do a very important favor for her. Being that I'm not a morning person, I'd opted to spend an extra night in my car, rather than have to wake up in the wee hours of the morn for this favor to potentially occur early in the morning. Well, after me hammering Chella with messages and calls all Wednesday morning, she finally called me at noon and told me that the matter had been resolved, so she did not need me anymore. Then she asked if I want to see her. I wasn't in the mood for Chella at that point, but I started telling her about what had happened to me regarding Jamie that morning, and she said, "Just a minute," and hung up on me. LOL I didn't reach out, nor did she, the rest of the day.

I had arranged a motel date with Jamie for Wednesday at noon. I began calling and texting at around 10:20. Jamie called me back at 11 sharp and told me that she'd be leaving, but would come back shortly, and that we're still on for our date. I stalked her and staked her out, watching her return and then performing my rounds. Right as I was putting my socks and shoes on to enter her yard on foot and yell for her from below her window, she did the smart thing and messaged me and said, "I'll call you later. My man is around me. " Of course, I haven't heard from her since. LOL Jamie is getting in neck-deep with The P. I. G. I don't take disrespect lightly.

I resumed the stroll on Lincoln avenue in the early afternoon and soon came upon the thin Christina, who I've mentioned a couple times on here, meeting. Finally, I found her while I didn't have a motel room! Not to be confused with the fat Christina from the Face Productions interview. She got in and during the mouth check, I observed dentures up top, but a toothless bottom of the mouth, both of which she confirmed. She refused to remove her dentures for my pleasure! She gave me a good, but not great, blow job. Her work ethic is good, and after 14 minutes of sucking, the knob spurted, she got paid, and we rid ourselves of each other's presence- but not before I bestowed upon her the greatest honor of her entire 42 years on this earth: The pink backpack 4-pack! I'd run out of the backpacks I'd been giving out for the previous 19 months or so, and bought a new batch that are solid pink all the way through, instead of solid pink with a solid black patch comprising a minority of the backpack's outer side. And Christina is the first hooker to get this pure pink backpack. Same size and general composition as the old backpacks. Body Shopper's girls have to have a way of advertising themselves! Christina had me drop her off at the Speedway on 9th and Lincoln.

My gristle having been spent, I turned down Nicole on 12th street, west sidewalk, between Lincoln and the alley south of Lincoln Avenue. She has a great memory! Of course, the P. I. G. Is one of the most unique people on earth, so almost everyone who ever meets me even once remembers me for the rest of their lives. She reminded me that I'd pulled up to her a couple of months earlier on 8th, just off of Lincoln, and told her that I'm scheduled to pick up Chella, but if Chella poops out on me, I'd come back and pick up Nicole. After meeting her, I had thought that she might have been a cop. After being reminded of that incident, I explained that I'd just pumped off into thin Christina. Nicole was understanding. I kept cruising Lincoln and Greenfield, having decided to not get a motel room, now that I'd shot twice in the previous 13 hours. I found Bug in the alley that runs parallel to Greenfield, between 19th and 20th, just north of Greenfield Avenue. She asked for a ride to a different trap, and I joyfully obliged, for which she was thankful. We had a good talk.

I saw Erin walking on Greenfield's north sidewalk, eastbound between 25th and 26th streets. I was on my way to the north side to a brief business meeting, so I couldn't stop.

As I was driving away from the meeting on the north side, I drove by a convenience store on 44th and Garfield. A black woman in her mid-late middle age exited the store and gave me a nice warm smile and wave, indicating that she is up for a paid date. She was unappealing, and my gristle was spent, so I kept driving.

I ran an errand just north of Center Street, so I figured that before returning to Silver City, I might as well do a reconnaissance on Center, North, and Lisbon Avenues. I drove on Center from Sherman (43rd, to the lay person) down to Holton, then across Holton to North Avenue, then up North to 27th, then south to Lisbon, then up to 35th, then back to Silver City. Holy smokes, there is not a stroll anymore, other than Lisbon Avenue! I know that's what's been being said on here for the past 10 years, but I used to normally see a few girls on North Avenue as recently as 5 years ago! And like I've said, when I went to pick Regan up from her home on Atkinson last summer, I was early, and there she was working, walking Atkinson! And other mongers have reported streetwalkers on Atkinson over the past few years, so maybe that's another stroll, but those reports made me think that the north side in general might still have the old familiar strolls, even if at a lesser volume of girls, but no! Everything's dead except for Lisbon, which sported one black streetwalker across the street from the gas station on 31st. It's a crying shame, because when I was a young man getting hand jobs from 1999-2010, the strolls included: North, Center, Burleigh, Keefe, Holton, MLK (3rd, to the lay person), Teutonia, 27th, Sherman, Locust, 35th, and of course, Lisbon. Heck, even from 2014-16, I got plenty of blow jobs from black hookers on strolls like North, MLK, Center, and Lisbon. I guess I've never mongered on Atkinson. Like I said, I had a scheduled date with Regan that time, so I wasn't actually looking for streetwalkers there.

Eventually, I went and got a bite to eat: a large pizza, cut into 8 slices. I ate 7 of them, then some dessert.

I resumed the stroll at dusk and found Nicole again, this time at 15th or so and Lincoln, north sidewalk. I beckoned her to my driver's window, where I grabbed her by the pussy. Still worried that this was a cop who might arrest me once I make the offer, I did it anyway. She accepted, and I invited her in. Hey, you never know- some freaky police lady might let us grab her by the pussy and perhaps arrest us for that alone! She wanted to be paid before the sexual contact, so I gave her two options: come far away and be paid before it, or stay nearby and be paid after. She reluctantly opted for the latter, and was not too pleased that we were driving upwards of 2 miles away! Ha! No cash and dash today, Nicky! She began sucking my cock, and when my hand started roaming, she warmly- almost excitedly- unzipped her pants and encouraged me to feel her private parts while she sucks. So, I did. She's too thin for my taste, so I didn't grope too long. But I felt those pussy lips with my fingers twice during the 12 minutes of head she gave me before I called it off. She never made me very hard. Her technique leaves much to be desired. In hindsight, I wish I'd fingered her pussy instead of just feeling the outside of it. Oh, well.

Next was Jen's cousin Lyssa. She was starting to feel really good on my cock, but kept falling asleep while performing. I was going to call it off after 12 minutes, but at the 11-minute mark, a cop pulled into the public parking lot! There were lots of other vehicles, so we had cover, but I told her to sit up, that there's a cop here, and that we're done with the blow job. She did so, and I quickly pulled my pants back up one second before he or she rolled by us. Whew! Apparently nobody had called us in. I dropped her off just as fast as I could and resumed the stroll. Lyssa is 0-for-3 at making me shoot, now. Pathetic. I did inform her, though, that I'm considering bringing her and Jen to the motel one of these times, and paying Jen 40 to suck me till I'm hard, and then paying Lyssa to fuck me while she's bent over. Lyssa showed no reaction to that. Speaking of whom, I told Lyssa that Jen would definitely make me shoot, and reminded her of Jen's perfect record. And I told Lyssa that Chevy failed at making the ugly thing spit last time, so now Jen is the lone woman who has a perfect record of making the P. I. G. Shoot. That's what I live for, in case you haven't noticed: shooting.

I was hoping to find Jen or some great cocksucker who'd get the job done, so I wouldn't have to call that damn Baby Jess. I wanted to punish her this time by not contacting her, so she feels the burn of having disrespected the P. I. G.

Crack Monster was on the corner of Greenfield and 24th, I think. She asked for a ride home, so I gave her one. I offered her the last slice of pizza from the restaurant. She accepted and ate it along the way. She lives with Erika and Erika's boyfriend, among other people. Before she got out, I grinned and told Crack Monster to tell both Erika AND her boyfriend each that I say "hi". She said she will, and exited.

I saw black Savannah out and about.

Next up was Stacy. After around 8 minutes of great head, Stacy grew frustrated, and the quality of her fellatio decreased. I called it off at around the 12-minute mark. She wasn't too happy to get only 20, so I offered 25, which she accepted, but then seconds later still tried for the full 30. I told her that on the one hand, she did work hard, but on the other hand, if I found Jen, Jen would definitely have made it spurt, so 25 is what I'm paying her. She accepted that, but still shook another 40 cents out of me at the drive through. She "miscalculated" that she needed 50 cents, but I corrected her. At the drive though, all these bishes wring anywhere from another 1 cent to 99 cents out of me. It's annoying. BTW, I warned Stacy that if she doesn't make me shoot next time, she will only be paid 20. She accepted that.

Stacy told me of a date she'd recently done, in which she rose above adversity in style. She was proud of herself, and I was proud of her. She said that a Mexican regular of hers took her to his house with the agreement of suck and fuck for 30, then driving her back the few blocks to Greenfield. He fucked her with a condom, but stealthily removed the condom right before climax and shot his load into her pussy! Then, he paid her 20 instead of 30, and refused to drive her back! So, she found a brick and chucked it through the rear window on his fancy pickup truck! Ha! Good for her. Anyone backing out on any part of a deal needs to be dealt with violently. Hail Stacy! Although I support stealthing. But for shorting her pay, and backing out of driving her back, he deserved the property damage he incurred. FAFO. Some people need to learn the hard way.

I have been contemplating lately whether my middle age would be a time to raise the women's pay, due to- as Jessi so eloquently put it the other week- me "taking longer than a lot of guys". But conversely, there are a lot of women who still make me shoot in under ten minutes, even if they comprise a very small minority of providers. Among them are: Jessi, Erika, Red, Alexandria, Jill, and Stacy. So, even though my cock works less and less well the older I get, with all of these aforementioned names still making it squirt fast, do the 90% of girls who either take over 10 minutes or don't make it shoot at all really deserve higher pay? And certainly the ones who take under ten minutes are not hurting by dealing with my rates. Of course, with inflation, I continue raising their pay through the decades. But in addition to inflation, I wonder if my dick is difficult enough to work with that they deserve more pay than, say, a 30-year-old man would be expected to pay them.

Finally, after having pulled up to Jen's boyfriend's car repeatedly for the previous 24 hours and her not being in there, and him telling me she'd be back in 10 or 15 minutes, I pulled up and she was there! She got in with me, and off we went. Jen spent an hour or two smoking crack before sucking my dick. What used to be a fun and diverse blow job has turned into a pretty monotonous one with singular technique- but the foundation on which all other aspects of blow jobs sit is the orgasm- so Jen is more valuable than the funniest of the fun cocksuckers. My cock was not in good condition. That's why Stacy could not make it shoot. Jen labored for probably 20 minutes to extract the sap out of the rotten thing and keep me happy with her! Jen has never so much as uttered a breath of impatience during a carnal act with me. This time, it was probably after 8 minutes of hard labor that the first life began to animate my pecker. And like I said, the entire ordeal was probably 20 minutes. And she swallowed and didn't gripe about the longer time I took than normal. Jen is a gem of Greenfield Avenue. She was born to prostitute herself to us men. She is one of those rare birds who is at peace with the self-knowledge that her job description consists of one thing and one thing only: to make dicks squirt. That's all! I warned her that when the weather gets warmer and I can stand outside my car while she sucks me, I am going to give her some facials. She readily accepted her fate. And what with all of the business she's gotten lately by guys pulling up and seeking her out based on my reports, she is the last person who will ever dare to say the "en" word to the P. I. G!

Jen and I associate with each other for one reason and one reason only: I provide her with money, and she provides me with holes to shoot in. That's it! We are happy with each other, as we serve each other's ugly purposes perfectly. And this time, she saved me from having to tuck my tail between my legs and call Jessie.

I took Jen to a trap, then dropped her back off at her boyfriend's car at around midnight, then hit the road to come home.

I had six car dates in 24 hours in town.

Hookers and Johns are the great people. Normal people are soulless idiots.

People who have a full soul cheat on their spouse. Partials or soulless husks are faithful.

Street prostitutes are the hyenas of the urban jungle.

Cops need their dick sucked, too.

A person who lacks the agency to maintain a long-term phone number deserves to have sperm squirted all over her face.

Erin fellates cock heads and captures your soul by looking in your eyes while it's spurting down her throat.

The greatest sexual joy consists of Red sitting on your lap while your life force escapes into her womb.

Jessi has a tight, wet, hairy pussy that is a joy to lick and fuck.

Jill is a goddess who loves feeling sperm pelting her vaginal walls.

Rachel lies on her back with her eyes closed and gets fucked.

Crack Monster smiles to herself as she's getting railed.

Renia suddenly is infused with the ability to fellate, upon learning that her client is a journalist.

Rose was the sweetest plum of all.

Lesbo Crystal tolerates cocks spurting in her mouth and pussy all day and night because she doesn't want to get a job.

Chevy is picturesque with her ankles beside her head.

Corinna has made 30,000 cocks squirt into her toothless facehole.

And Lola's two proudest attributes are her wet pussy and her pink backpack.

Body Shopper.

[Body Shopper]

Today, Tuesday I should've, could've, would've (if I had just known) stayed home and played ball with the dog, worked in the yard or watched TV but I went to Milwaukee instead. Now, before I start pissin and moanin about how my day went I want to thank both Wanttoknow67 and The Body Shopper for the numbers they passed to me, I do appreciate it.

Today's trip really started Sunday when I texted Baby Jess and said I was planning on heading for Milwaukee on Tuesday and I'd like to meet her. She replied within a couple hours and we made plans to meet, so today at 4:50 AM I was pulling out of my driveway Milwaukee bound. After a stop at the local Kwik Trip to clean out their ATM and grab a Coke and Western Omelet to eat on the way I texted Baby Jess and said I was on my way and I'll text again when I'm 30 minutes out. I also texted Nikki who I haven't heard from in a couple months, Stacy who I know lost her phone in a client's car a few weeks ago and Chella, telling all I'd be in Milwaukee in a few hours and would like to meet them. I might mention I ALWAYS prefer cruising to find girls, to me it's just way more exciting.

I arrived at 27th and National at 8:10 AM and headed East to 6th seeing one possible walker, an attractive AA girl who may have been working or just walking somewhere. My pass West on Greenfield showed 2 girls between 6th and 27th, and the same two were still out when I went back East bound. At 6th I headed South to Lincoln and made a loop from 6th to about 20th and returned to 6th seeing one.

Damn, Jessi's looking rough! I thought that was Stacy at first! When I was a young man, I perceived the world to be comprised mainly of people who, if they fell short morally, at least had their head on straight enough to be tactically efficient with their choices. But the older I get and the more experience and observation I get under my belt, the less I understand or respect people. It's not only in the prostitution profession, but in the two professions I work in, as well. I relayed your message to Jessi a few weeks ago, in person, that if she dresses like a hooker and wears high heels, you'll pay more. We briefly discussed it. It is beyond me why she would present unkempt with uncombed hair and the works. And a guy who forks over $40 off the bat is someone a girl should perform her best on! Not quit after less than 5 minutes! Oh, well. Her loss, not yours. You are one of the most esteemed mongers not only on this board, but on the streets, as well. You pay much more than most men both on the streets and in no-tells.

Want To Know got Chella's number from me. I'm happy that he passed it along to you. "The thief comes only to steal and kill and destroy; I have come that they may have life, and have it to the full" -John 10:10.

[TrollMongo]

Today, Tuesday I should've, could've, would've (if I had just known) stayed home and played ball with the dog, worked in the yard or watched TV but I went to Milwaukee instead. Now, before I start pissin and moanin about how my day went I want to thank both Wanttoknow67 and The Body Shopper for the numbers they passed to me, I do appreciate it.

Today's trip really started Sunday when I texted Baby Jess and said I was planning on heading for Milwaukee on Tuesday and I'd like to meet her. She replied within a couple hours and we made plans to meet, so today at 4:50 AM I was pulling out of my driveway Milwaukee bound. After a stop at the local Kwik Trip to clean out their ATM and grab a Coke and Western Omelet to eat on the way I texted Baby Jess and said I was on my way and I'll text again when I'm 30 minutes out. I also texted Nikki who I haven't heard from in a couple months, Stacy who I know lost her phone in a client's car a few weeks ago and Chella, telling all I'd be in Milwaukee in a few hours and would like to meet them. I might mention I ALWAYS prefer cruising to find girls, to me it's just way more exciting.

I arrived at 27th and National at 8:10 AM and headed East to 6th seeing one possible walker, an attractive AA girl who may have been working or just walking somewhere. My pass West on Greenfield showed 2 girls between 6th and 27th, and the same two were still out when I went back East bound. At 6th I headed South to Lincoln and made a loop from 6th to about 20th and returned to 6th seeing one.

At 8:40 Baby Jess texted and said she just got up and was getting ready. I continued cruising and at 7th and Greenfield spotted a walker, but I wasn't interested in her at that time because I was waiting for Jess. There were a couple others out walking on Greenfield but nothing interesting.

At 9:25 I parked on 22nd street just South of Greenfield and was just killing a few minutes on my phone. There was an AA girl that came walking North on 22nd on the other side of the street, she had a cast on one foot and was kinda limping along. A silver SUV pulled up by her and stopped right next to her but she kind of ignored him. After he pulled away she crossed the street and was walking towards me and I was trying to concentrate real hard on my phone and not see her. She stopped on the side walk right next to me and just stood there for a few minutes trying to get my attention, then walked right up to the car but I motioned her away. She was down right frightening looking.

Shortly after I made 2 more loops on Greenfield seeing only two and another pass on National seeing no one.

By 10:20 I had heard from Baby Jess and driven wayyy up on North 35th to pick her up. She offered to have me come in her house, but I suggested just meeting in the car first. (Damn glad I did) She was out in just a couple minutes of me texting I had arrived. Now I have been waiting and hoping to meet her for a couple years. All the good reviews of her on here, and a member of Body Shoppers Holy Trinity to boot, but perhaps I had built her up in my head a bit too much. Her one foot was hurt, and she needed someone to help her walk down a couple steps to the sidewalk. She was wearing dirty, ripped jeans and a worn and faded T-shirt. Her hair wasn't combed, she wasn't wearing any makeup nor had she made any attempt to make herself look better. I was disappointed but she had spent a lot of time communicating and getting ready so I wasn't just going to leave. We found a spot in an alley just a short way from her house and she got to work. My sad old pecker was doing an imitation of a scared turtles head, it tried its best to completely disappear and after a couple minutes I told her to just go on until the $40 was used up because I didn't think it was going to cooperate. She stopped almost immediately, less than 5 minutes work on me but I really didn't mind. She is a nice girl and treated me well, just not quite what I expected or what gets me fired up. (one photo below).

I was North of North Ave. So on the way back I thought why not check out Lisbon and see if anyone is out and about. I haven't been there in at least a couple years, if not longer. I made one pass from 35th to about 28th and back to 35th and saw three. All AA girls, one had a blond wig down to almost her knees. I got a close look at all three and they scared me so bad I wished I was driving the Infiniti so I could have burned rubber on all four tires and gotten out of there faster.

I got to Greenfield and headed East to 6th, looped around and stopped on Greenfield at about 8th and texted Chella again. She answered immediately. I told her where I was and I sent a photo of my car and ask where I could pick her up. I also ask her if she would wear heels and a dress or skirt. She said she wasn't at home, but she was wearing thigh high boots and shorts and hose. After a couple minutes I started driving West slowly just waiting to hear where to pick her up and as I passed that liquor store / convenience store at 11th I see a girl walking out and she sees me and starts waving like crazy. This is at 11:00. She is wearing black thigh high boots and shorts but has bare legs, I assumed it was Chella and maybe she had taken the hose off in the bathroom. I went around the block and picked her up right in the parking lot of the store.

She wanted to get medicine first and offers to leave her stuff for a $20 advance which I agreed to. While I'm waiting for her to come back I get a text. It's from Chella, saying where to find her and asking how soon was I planning on being there. I text back, "didn't I just pick you up. " No she says, you didn't.

OH SHIT.

About that time the girl I had picked up returns and hops back in the car. I look at her and she looks like what I thought I remembered Chella looking like. Are you Chella I ask her. No she says, I'm Katt. You picked me up a couple weeks ago.

Well, I had a pretty darn good time with Katt last time, so I quick text Chella back and say give me half an hour.

Katt and I finally get parked in a parking lot just North of Mitchell and first thing Katt does is light up a pipe. I roll her window down cause not only do I not want to inhale that shit myself, I don't want my car stunk up. She gets pissed and puts the pipe out, talking 90 miles an hour and probably it was a good thing I couldn't understand what she was saying. Long story shortened up a bit, she went home with $50 and I got about a minute of oral. I dropped her off after reminding her we had treated each other pretty good last time, but that she shouldn't expect that I'd be picking her up again.

I texted Chella back. I'm ready to come pick you up. She answers in a minute or two with a location and off I go. At 11:37 she hops in my car, not really looking like I remember her looking. (2 photos below) She guides me to a good spot in an apartment building parking lot with a nice view of I-94 right in front of us and gets to work, and she was as good as I remember, but by then the whole day had gone Charlie Foxtrot and I just wasn't enjoying things much. She did do quality work and gave me a good orgasm but my head was somewhere else. She swallowed I think, didn't see her spit and either way it isn't important to me. We made it a real quickie cause my head was elsewhere and after dropping her off I made one more loop on Greenfield seeing a couple that didn't interest me and at 12:15 I crossed 27th street heading west towards home.

If I'd have seen Nikki, or Lola or Jill, I'd have picked them up cause I think any one of them might have at least partially salvaged the day but at that point no one else really interested me.

In the whole day I only saw two cop cars.

I drove 378 miles, with 48 miles cruising the streets. Gas has gone up almost a buck a gallon so that just added another kick in the groin to my day.

Definitely not the best day of cruising Milwaukee I've ever had, but maybe the next time will be better.

[BigFriknNutz]

And did you cough up the $10?

The damage she could've done over $10 wasn't worth it, and plus I had a rental so I didn't have my normal arsenal accessible for situations like that. Happened a few weeks ago, should've posted sooner, I've been told she has a reputation for doing this. Just a PSA for y'all out there. Karma will take care of her if it hasn't already.

[Body Shopper]

This bish is crazy, paid her above market rates, I think she took it personal that I wasn't really into her other than BBBJ just based off her comments. Went to drop her off at gas station at 5th and Lincoln and she wouldn't get out unless I gave her extra 10. Told her to get the F out. She wouldn't get out and at some point pulled out a box cutter and was calmly holding in her right hand and didn't say a word. Was actually more worried about the damage she could do to my car. Finally got her out. She's about 5'7 Puerto Rican, mid 30's, average build but she has a gut. Didn't look bad until from afar. Goes w / o saying, I would avoid and if you do pick her up and try and get her out, be ready for the box cutter. Not sure if I spelled her name right but that's what she is known by on the streets. Been out on the streets a long time and never had anything close to that happening.

And did you cough up the $10?

[BigFriknNutz]

This bish is crazy, paid her above market rates, I think she took it personal that I wasn't really into her other than BBBJ just based off her comments. Went to drop her off at gas station at 5th and Lincoln and she wouldn't get out unless I gave her extra 10. Told her to get the F out. She wouldn't get out and at some point pulled out a box cutter and was calmly holding in her right hand and didn't say a word. Was actually more worried about the damage she could do to my car. Finally got her out. She's about 5'7 Puerto Rican, mid 30's, average build but she has a gut. Didn't look bad until from afar. Goes w / o saying, I would avoid and if you do pick her up and try and get her out, be ready for the box cutter. Not sure if I spelled her name right but that's what she is known by on the streets. Been out on the streets a long time and never had anything close to that happening.

[BladeCruiser]

Only take her 30 minutes to get ready then pick her up. Delay, Delay etc.

I got a text from Chella. Sure we could do a date. Just take 30 minutes to be ready. Text the address in 10 minutes. Needs more time, only 5 minutes, putting on my coat and shoes be right out,. Somewhere in the hour and a half or more time she comes out.

They're not getting ready. They're shooting up or inhaling smoke. We will always take a back seat to their first love.

For most of you, I'm stating the obvious. FYI for the rest.