Massage Parlor Reports

[Freaky360]

I decided to go in blind for my first time. The gal that greeted me was super pretty. I couldn't understand most of what she was saying so her English was limited with a thick and heavy accent. She asked if I had an appointment and I replied no. I couldn't hear her name for the life of me between her mumbling it with such a heavy accent.

She said 10 minutes then, put me in the waiting booth. Same gal came back, brought me into the room and said get ready. A few minutes later, she comes back in and gets to work with the worst massage with zero effort. No sense in wasting time with that then, so my hands start roaming, lift the skirt and see her kitty. Very sexy, huge thigh gap and I pull her into my face. She pops off with the "Oh baby" talk but it's so stale and scripted with zero effort being made.

She comes around the table, gets to cleaning everything and starts in on my dong. Basically just flicking her tongue around the head and quick licks up and down, after a bit, I told her to actually suck it. She does and again, it's just her going through the motions. No changing speed, rhythm, or use of her hands. After a few seconds of that, she jumps up to put the rubber on, and I tell her she needs to slow down and start putting some effort into it.

She hops into 69 and it's good. Clean kitty below a tight balloon knot. After another few minutes she again tries to get the rubber on. I say no, and get her on her knees for some slow and easy face fucking. She is annoyed and obviously wants to just get me to pop and get it over with because she keeps saying to fuck her now.

I let her put the rubber on and she lays on her back. The pussy is ok, not tight, but not super loose. She's giving the worst fake moans and "fuck me baby" diatribe. She literally is telling me to cum already and it's not even been 15 minutes into the ordeal. Her boobs are nice, I can't tell if real or not, they were pretty soft and seemed natural and I didn't see any scars. She does not want to kiss at all and I have to repeatedly ask her to actually kiss me full on. The irony is, she had me use mouthwash before hand, yet her breath was stale and not good. I told her she needs to use some mouthwash and she was visibly irked.

I start licking her feet and toes and she starts moaning legit and is squirming all over. She does have the sexiest feet, I will give her that. Perfectly manicured, extremely soft and perfectly proportioned. I get her into different positions and she's complaining it hurts too much. I am not huge in length, but a bit above average in girth, but considering the sloshing sounds it didn't seem like she was at her limit, especially since I wasn't slamming it home, it was nice and easy since I was just getting started. She insisted on missionary and demanding I cum in the bag.

I said no I will cum in her mouth instead. She is again visibly annoyed. After a little more time with some foot play, she gets on her knees again. She was doing that annoying thing where they keep a wipe in their one hand and spit into after a few seconds of sucking. I see that a lot with Asian providers. Huge turn off for me. I tell her to drop the rag, get both hands going on it, get some ball action going. After a few more minutes, she's complaining she is too tired to keep sucking and using one free hand and one hand with a giant rag in it, isn't feeling great.

So I tell her to squeeze the boys so I can cum in her mouth. She keeps trying to pull away so I have to keep saying to stay in place. Finally as soon as I cum, she immediately backs up, starts jerking me wildly with the rag in her hand, and is getting the load into it. She then reaches down and wipes a blob of it off the tip and goes to put it with her finger in my mouth and I grabbed her finger and put it towards her face instead. She was less than thrilled.

The bell up front rings, so she has to answer the door, comes back in, says get dressed, I said I still have 20 minutes and she said she has no time left and we have to end it.

It was the absolute worst AMP experience I've had, ever. I am not a troll, I am showered fresh and drove right there, dressed business casual, not disgustingly overweight, just slightly chubby, shaved smooth down there and up top, nice teeth, etc. So I don't get the lazy and robotic attitude. I was there at 11 am, so I would think it's not an issue of a 9 pm visit and she's had 5 other clients already.

It was literally the exact opposite of almost every review of the place that I've seen on here. I love GFE providers and have never had any issues ever when seeing them. Of course, I end up with the one lady there who apparently hates her job and clients or at least hated me right off the bat LOL.

[Shogun Hua]

Coco has been here before, maybe at Shanghai. Very attractive face, maybe an 8-9. Maybe 25 YO. Middle of the back black hair. HWP, MM C's. She didn't like kissing me at all, mostly all closed mouth, I did a tongue scraper, brushed teeth and listerine. Other than that, solid experience. I got the full 60 minutes.

Had a great session with Judy, middle of the back black hair. Thin body with a medium butt. I think MM C's (I saw small identical scars under each breast), but they feel so natural. Pretty face. Nice BBBJ. After I finished in Missionary position, I laid down on my back, she ripped off the condom and sucked me dry for a minute. A nice finish, that I didn't even ask for.

Coco is back at Best.

[Uberman2006]

Winnie has lived in Pasadena Cali for 19 years so her English is good. She enjoys what she does. More on the thick side but not fat. She said she's 25. Too bad she left already.

So who replaced her?

[Shogun Hua]

Baby has black hair, middle of the back length. very slim. Small medium butt, very attractive. No tattoos, flat stomach. MM Cs. around 5'6" or so.

Solid session with Baby, I would recommend seeing her. Average to slightly better than average service for a Shanghai provider.

[Tactown420]

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[FlyingGolfball]

Winnie has lived in Pasadena Cali for 19 years so her English is good. She enjoys what she does. More on the thick side but not fat. She said she's 25. Too bad she left already.

Ah that sucks. But it's ok. I had some good runs with you and gives me more reasons to visit Hailey for rest of this month.

Winnie truly was a rare gem.

[Beerman1982]

Winnie has lived in Pasadena Cali for 19 years so her English is good. She enjoys what she does. More on the thick side but not fat. She said she's 25. Too bad she left already.

[Shogun Hua]

Winnie is as long as you're ok with a chubbier / thicker type.

Unfortunately, Winnie left town this morning to go back home.

[HelloThar]

Who are the top GFE's at Shanghai right now? Thinking about trying it out for the first time tomorrow. Thanks!

Winnie is as long as you're ok with a chubbier / thicker type. I usually track the GFE ones here and haven't been too interested in the others based on reports.

I talked to "I" today. Miss her like you guys.

I'd get a session with her again if I could just for old times sake, probably ask if she had extras and then get shot down, LOL. She's always been very sweet.

[Freaky360]

Who are the top GFE's at Shanghai right now? Thinking about trying it out for the first time tomorrow. Thanks!

[JonLaw]

Best club / girls?

I'm no stranger to strip clubs or escorts but never tried the AMP scene and thinking of giving it a try: what's the typical rate + tip for massage and additional activities?

What's the typical routine when you walk in the door?

I think I've read a shower / body shampoo can be part of the appointment?

I appreciate any help with expectations. Nice to know before you go, yes?

Thanks.

Eddy.

[EddyWhtwtr]

Link to USASG AMP Tips and Guidelines. Page 15 https://share.google/FFJWgoM0WqFtN1EAH.

Read this. Start on post #1. This will answer most of your questions. As for rates, if you read the forum I mentioned the going rate in one of my posts this month. RTFF

Much appreciated.

I actually did read several pages of the FF to figure out where some of these places are located, and did an advanced search for other details but sometimes you don't find the right rock to look under.

[Shogun Hua]

I'm no stranger to strip clubs or escorts but never tried the AMP scene and thinking of giving it a try: what's the typical rate + tip for massage and additional activities?

What's the typical routine when you walk in the door?

I think I've read a shower / body shampoo can be part of the appointment?

I appreciate any help with expectations. Nice to know before you go, yes?

Thanks.

Eddy.

Link to USASG AMP Tips and Guidelines. Page 15 https://share.google/FFJWgoM0WqFtN1EAH.

Read this. Start on post #1. This will answer most of your questions. As for rates, if you read the forum I mentioned the going rate in one of my posts this month. RTFF

[EddyWhtwtr]

I'm no stranger to strip clubs or escorts but never tried the AMP scene and thinking of giving it a try: what's the typical rate + tip for massage and additional activities?

What's the typical routine when you walk in the door?

I think I've read a shower / body shampoo can be part of the appointment?

I appreciate any help with expectations. Nice to know before you go, yes?

Thanks.

Eddy.

[MarinersFan]

The 1st time was so good I had to run it back.

Greeted by MMS at the door and she lead me to the room.

Shortly after Summer walked in. She is very easy on the eyes with that jet black, shoulder length hair.

Started with a nice, short massage coupled with her kissing up and down my body.

Next was the flip and one of the best BBBJ I have ever received. Truly exceptional.

On went the cover and Summer climbed on top. Rode me for a few before we transitioned to Mish until I busted.

She cleaned me up and then another short massage for my chest and legs.

10/10 Absolutely would recommend!