Massage Parlor Reports

**Supermanamp** · 03-21-26 10:35

I've had Andrea on my crosshairs for quite a while ever since I saw her at the shop the last time she was there a few months ago when I was there to see Summer. She's young, beautiful, curvy, voluptuous, and has huge knockers. However, I have a sweet spot for Asian girls and more specifically for Chinese girls over the last several years that I've been pillaging and raging havoc on a lot of the Chinese massage shops in the Seattle, Tacoma / Fed Way, and Olympia area, hahaha. Although Latina's are beautiful and curvy, based on reviews I've read, their service is not at the same level as their Chinese counterparts. So I was a little hesitant to sample Andrea but that humongous ass and big cans of hers, had Mr. Happy wanting to smash that pussy. I decided to take a chance and certify her Superman style in the best interest of all of you, hahaha.

I made my appointment and arrived late at night to the shop. When I arrived and parked, I saw at least four cars in the parking lot and dudes coming in and out of the shop so it appeared the shop was busy. I rang the doorbell and a girl I hadn't seen before opened the door. She said her name was Amanda, and she looked pretty good with nice size cans and a decent looking face. I told her I had an appointment with Andrea so she led me to a room and told me Andrea would be right with me as she was finishing up showering and freshening up.

As soon as I started to take my jacket off, Andrea walked in wearing a sexy little dress that barely covered all the goods. Holy shit, she's one red hot spicy tamale with an hour glass figure to die for. She started saying, "Mi amor, que guapo," which I know guapo means handsome. With the little English that she speaks and the Spanish that I understand, I was able to decipher that she remembers me from last week when I saw Jenny and seeing me back a few months ago in the shop. We LFK, and I grabbed a handful of that gigantic ass of hers. That ass of hers felt so firm and good in my hands. She pushed me on the massage bed and said, "Siéntate," which I understood as meaning sit down. She got her phone and put on a Spanish song at a very high volume and dropped her dress. Holy fuck, her body is just out of this world with big juicy melons, a tiny little waist, big hips, and a fat juicy kitty cat. She started dancing sensually and Mr. Happy stood up and was in a dancing mood himself, hahaha. She then turned around and got dang, that ass of hers is bigger than the planet Jupiter, hahaha. She then got close to me and started to grind that big caboose of hers all over Mr. Happy and even though I was still fully dressed, it felt so good. I grabbed those huge cans of hers and squeezed them as she sensually danced and grinded on me. After a while, she turned around and asked me for the donation for an hour. I gave her the standard donation but she asked me for more. Her service was off the hook so far so I decided to give her an extra 20 and she seemed content with that. She asked me if I wanted a table shower, and I said no as Mr. Happy was ready to salsa dance with her on the massage bed, hahaha.

She put a towel over her body and stepped out for a brief moment, and I quickly undressed and lay on the bed facing up waiting for her to come back. She came back and the towel came off and she got on top of me and we DFK passionately as I grabbed her ass as I just couldn't get enough of it. She kissed and licked my neck all over and kissed her way down to Mr. Happy. She sucked Mr. Happy sensually but eventually picked up the pace and her BBBJ was on point. She tried to deepthroat but she couldn't quite get there and gagged a bit. She put the boys in her mouth and gave them a good licking and sucking. I was tingling all over with pleasure as her BBBJ and BLS was really good. After a while I told her to sit on my face as I wanted to taste that sweet tasty kitty of hers. She grinded the fuck out of my face as I ate her out, and her moans intensified as my tongue licked her clit. I reached up and squeezed those luscious gigantic tatas of hers as she grinded my face faster and she let out a loud moan. I then told her to get in the 69 position, and we ate each other out for a few minutes until I told her I was ready to fuck.

The cover came on, and she got in the CG position and rode me sensually until she picked up the pace and rode me like her life depended on it. She moaned intensely as she fucked the shit out of me. I looked at the mirror and the site was amazing. As she rode me, I squeezed her big juicy melons and sucked on them. I wanted to see that ginormous ass of hers so I told her to turnaround and ride me RCG. Holy fucking shit, that big ass of hers looked amazing as she grinded the fuck out of Mr. Happy. I grabbed her by the waist and helped her grind me as we both moaned with pleasure. She continued to ride me until she got tired and told me to fuck her.

I put her in the missionary position, and I started off slowly and then took it to hyperspeed and pounded the fuck out of her as we both moaned intensely. We DFK and then she started saying, " Que rico, más duro y rápido papi," which I understood rápido meaning faster. It was time to show her why I am Superman. So I put her in my signature move, feet to shoulders and I slammed her hard and furiously. She moaned loudly and uncontrollably as I pounded the life out of her. I pounded her balls deep until she shut her eyes tightly and tilted her head back and gave out a loud moan of pleasure. Then I transitioned her to K9, and I railed her furiously. Holy fucking shit, that big ass of hers was just created to get pounded in doggy. I grabbed that humongous ass of hers as I pounded her hard and you could hear loud clapping sounds. I started to get a little on edge but I wanted more so I transitioned her to prone bone, and I continued the pounding blitz. I looked at the mirror and first person view of her ass bouncing and clapping around everywhere and the site took me over the edge. I picked up the pounding speed until I unloaded a massive nut in the bag and let out a loud moan of pleasure.

There wasn't much time left but as she cleaned me up we got to know each other a little. She said she is 26 years old and she does look very young as I thought maybe she was 24. Her body is firm and young so she is definitely on the young side. When time was up, I got dressed and she walked me to the door. I gave her a hug and kiss and blew her kisses as I said goodbye and she said, "Adios, amor."

Andrea provides excellent top tier service. She made my ATF list. Andrea is young, curvaceous, has big juicy melons, and has an ass as big as the equator, hahaha. She's definitely one spicy hot tamale you don't want to miss out on because of her excellent service so I definitely recommend her. As usual, your experience may vary. Have fun and enjoy boys. You're welcome. Happy Mongering! Monger on!

**Supermanamp** · 03-21-26 10:29

I've had Andrea on my crosshairs for quite a while ever since I saw her at the shop the last time she was there a few months ago when I was there to see Summer. She's young, beautiful, curvy, voluptuous, and has huge knockers. However, I have a sweet spot for Asian girls and more specifically for Chinese girls over the last several years that I've been pillaging and raging havoc on a lot of the Chinese massage shops in the Seattle, Tacoma / Fed Way, and Olympia area, hahaha. Although Latina's are beautiful and curvy, based on reviews I've read, their service is not at the same level as their Chinese counterparts. So I was a little hesitant to sample Andrea but that humongous ass and big cans of hers, had Mr. Happy wanting to smash that pussy. I decided to take a chance and certify her D2 K style in the best interest of all of you, hahaha.

I made my appointment and arrived late at night to the shop. When I arrived and parked, I saw at least four cars in the parking lot and dudes coming in and out of the shop so it appeared the shop was busy. I rang the doorbell and a girl I hadn't seen before opened the door. She said her name was Amanda, and she looked pretty good with nice size cans and a decent looking face. I told her I had an appointment with Andrea so she led me to a room and told me Andrea would be right with me as she was finishing up showering and freshening up.

As soon as I started to take my jacket off, Andrea walked in wearing a sexy little dress that barely covered all the goods. Holy shit, she's one red hot spicy tamale with an hour glass figure to die for. She started saying, "Mi amor, que guapo," which I know guapo means handsome. With the little English that she speaks and the Spanish that I understand, I was able to decipher that she remembers me from last week when I saw Jenny and seeing me back a few months ago in the shop. We LFK, and I grabbed a handful of that gigantic ass of hers. That ass of hers felt so firm and good in my hands. She pushed me on the massage bed and said, "Siéntate," which I understood as meaning sit down. She got her phone and put on a Spanish song at a very high volume and dropped her dress. Holy fuck, her body is just out of this world with big juicy melons, a tiny little waist, big hips, and a fat juicy kitty cat. She started dancing sensually and Mr. Happy stood up and was in a dancing mood himself, hahaha. She then turned around and got dang, that ass of hers is bigger than the planet Jupiter, hahaha. She then got close to me and started to grind that big caboose of hers all over Mr. Happy and even though I was still fully dressed, it felt so good. I grabbed those huge cans of hers and squeezed them as she sensually danced and grinded on me. After a while, she turned around and asked me for the donation for an hour. I gave her the standard donation but she asked me for more. Her service was off the hook so far so I decided to give her an extra 20 and she seemed content with that. She asked me if I wanted a table shower, and I said no as Mr. Happy was ready to salsa dance with her on the massage bed, hahaha.

She put a towel over her body and stepped out for a brief moment, and I quickly undressed and lay on the bed facing up waiting for her to come back. She came back and the towel came off and she got on top of me and we DFK passionately as I grabbed her ass as I just couldn't get enough of it. She kissed and licked my neck all over and kissed her way down to Mr. Happy. She sucked Mr. Happy sensually but eventually picked up the pace and her BBBJ was on point. She tried to deepthroat but she couldn't quite get there and gagged a bit. She put the boys in her mouth and gave them a good licking and sucking. I was tingling all over with pleasure as her BBBJ and BLS was really good. After a while I told her to sit on my face as I wanted to taste that sweet tasty kitty of hers. She grinded the fuck out of my face as I ate her out, and her moans intensified as my tongue licked her clit. I reached up and squeezed those luscious gigantic tatas of hers as she grinded my face faster and she let out a loud moan. I then told her to get in the 69 position, and we ate each other out for a few minutes until I told her I was ready to fuck.

The cover came on, and she got in the CG position and rode me sensually until she picked up the pace and rode me like her life depended on it. She moaned intensely as she fucked the shit out of me. I looked at the mirror and the site was amazing. As she rode me, I squeezed her big juicy melons and sucked on them. I wanted to see that ginormous ass of hers so I told her to turnaround and ride me RCG. Holy fucking shit, that big ass of hers looked amazing as she grinded the fuck out of Mr. Happy. I grabbed her by the waist and helped her grind me as we both moaned with pleasure. She continued to ride me until she got tired and told me to fuck her.

I put her in the missionary position, and I started off slowly and then took it to hyperspeed and pounded the fuck out of her as we both moaned intensely. We DFK and then she started saying, " Que rico, más duro why rápido papi," which I understood rápido meaning faster. It was time to show her why I am D2 K. So I put her in my signature move, feet to shoulders and I slammed her hard and furiously. She moaned loudly and uncontrollably as I pounded the life out of her. I pounded her balls deep until she shut her eyes tightly and tilted her head back and gave out a loud moan of pleasure. Then I transitioned her to K9, and I railed her furiously. Holy fucking shit, that big ass of hers was just created to get pounded in doggy. I grabbed that humongous ass of hers as I pounded her hard and you could hear loud clapping sounds. I started to get a little on edge but I wanted more so I transitioned her to prone bone, and I continued the pounding blitz. I looked at the mirror and first person view of her ass bouncing and clapping around everywhere and the site took me over the edge. I picked up the pounding speed until I unloaded a massive nut in the bag and let out a loud moan of pleasure.

There wasn't much time left but as she cleaned me up we got to know each other a little. She said she is 26 years old and she does look very young as I thought maybe she was 24. Her body is firm and young so she is definitely on the young side. When time was up, I got dressed and she walked me to the door. I gave her a hug and kiss and blew her kisses as I said goodbye and she said, "Adios, amor."

Andrea's Final Grade: D2 K Grade A Certified, excellent top tier service. She made my ATF list. Andrea is young, curvaceous, has big juicy melons, and has an ass as big as the equator, hahaha. She's definitely one spicy hot tamale you don't want to miss out on because of her excellent service so I definitely recommend her. As usual, your experience may vary. Have fun and enjoy boys. You're welcome. Happy Mongering! Monger on!

**OldFng** · 03-21-26 01:16

Texted this morning to see who was available, got Andrea and Amanda back. Andrea was hot but kinda a sleeper for me, so opted for Amanda. Whomever replied 'Amanda is kinda chubby' I said 'So I am I, let's do this. ' Given a code to make sure my appointment was honored (very nice.) Amanda was very pleasantly plump, little bit of mom-bod and great natural boobs.

Table shower was more of a soapy massage that led to cat-bath, very good. BLS. TUMA, 3 BJ preview was amazing. Lot's of giggles and good times.

Back to the room for the best massage ever at JM, followed by more very good 3 BJ and CBJ quick finish. Her response was 'great, more time for massage!' Great massage to finish the hour. Would highly recommend if you don't need the PSE crazy experience, best time I've had in a long time. No rush, great service.

Everyone came out to say goodbye, Andrea and Jenny ('see me tomorrow, I'm #1 girl here!) Told her I would need a couple days to recover, will be back Sun / Mon.

**FlyingGolfball** · 03-20-26 21:20

I really don't know what she is smoking or drinking, but how does she top it every single visit?

Because of my work and Winnie at Best, I've been absent from BJ store this month. But knowing she will be leaving soon, I had to pay a visit Hailey, and god damn, she is in the top tier with good ole Angela, Alyssa era.

We were so loud this morning, and I don't know she is really good at acting or her kitty is super horny all the time, I spent more time eating her out than me getting the service which I truly enjoyed every second of it.

50 minutes non stop making out session is rare with any other girls, but it is possible with Hailey on all my visit so far.

Amazing.

**Beerman1982** · 03-20-26 20:27

Had to go check out what the fuss was all about. Glad to have visited Rita. Probably the best face (and natural body) in the business. She claims that she's all natural, and I believe her. IMHO the only one that comes close is Anna from LA in Fed Way a couple of years ago. She said she's Chinese Korean (50/50), a beautiful mix. She goes back to NY later this month. Need to go see her before she leaves. Delightful lady.

**Prancer1** · 03-20-26 13:36

How does the service at the high intensity spas like Q and Tokyo compare to the k girls (KA) ?

**CSnow** · 03-20-26 03:36

PSA: Hailey is leaving at the end of the month. Return date is unknown at this time but likely not before May. Hurry up lads if you haven't had a chance to meet her yet.

TL; DR.

Beautiful girl, 10 out of 10 *for me* in all aspects. Face, body, service, attitude. Looks are always YMMV. Genuinely nice and kind person. Unreally sweet. Amazing service.

All of the usual acronyms. GFE, DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, 69, TUMA, CFS, and more BBBJ and DFK. Erotic shower if that's your thing. I've seen her 14 times now and spent 18 hours with her, including four 2-hour appointments. I normally don't repeat and don't do 2-hour appointments with anyone else, ever.

Review.

I've reviewed this girl so many times that there is almost nothing more to be said. However, she always manages to surprise me. The more I get to know her, the more fun we have. Yes, even after 13 appointments she manages to surprise me. This was one of our 2-hour dates, and the time was well used as always. I like taking things nice and slow, and she is one of the rare girls that doesn't rush to the main event so she can drain you and kick you out before yelling "Next" to MMS, LOL. With her, it feels like the time has stopped. We were making out for so long that I forgot myself. When I looked at the clock, we were 1 hour in. Yes, an hour of making out with this girl. I've had much worse real dates in my life. I don't know if it's a sad story for me or a complement for her. I will go with the complement for her, LOL. That girl is always amazing and always blows my mind.

There is always a lot of conversation and ratings about the looks, both face and body. Hailey was described by some as "thicker than a spinner but perfectly fit". I beg to differ. Not only is she quintessential GFE, she's also a quintessential spinner. There are many definitions of that word. The most common one I believe is that a girl is so tiny, you literally can sit her on your dick and spin her around. Well, I can attest it's definitely not a problem for Hailey. I'm not a big buy in any dimension, including my dick. Yet this girl sits on it and spins effortlessly, with a smile, stopping in various position, and never stops pumping. I especially like it when we start in a normal CG, then she spins into a sideways CG (is there a better name? Facing the mirror. She looks at both of us in the mirror, smiling mischievously, displaying herself in her full amazing glory. And then she completes the 180 spin to the RCG, where she rides me to the victory. Could she complete 360? I am sure she could, but why, LOL? 180 gives us all the positions we want, and as far as I am concerned, the spin is successfully completed.

If you've never experienced that, hurry up before she leaves, lads. She is one in a lifetime. I've never met anyone like her before and I'm sure I will never meet anyone like her again. If we only had time to talk, LOL. Carnal pleasures take over and we forget to talk. Not that either one of us is fluent in the other's language, and the phone conversations are just a poor excuse for the real thing. But if we could talk, actually talk, I'm sure I'd be madly in love with that girl.

As it is, she's clearly my favorite pro in the area and had all of my money for a long time. I don't think I will be able to see her again before she leaves at the end of the month only due to my own circumstances. If she's ever back in area, I surely will be the first one in line to see her again. But for now I hope you take good care of her lads and treat her nice. She's a very special girl. I wish her all the best in her upcoming adventures, wherever they may take her.

My last review of her is below (daisy-chained to the rest of my many reviews of her, LOL).

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7554546

**DoubleJay** · 03-20-26 01:20

Originally Posted by JonnyWongCong [View Original Post]

Imma bring my overlanding rig camp out in the front yard the night before, little campfire, grill some steaks and lobsters, then coffee and blue pills in the morning ready to pound town baby!

You guys are prepping for a real March madness!

**Oregon2020** · 03-19-26 23:05

Looking for recent reports on Blue Ocean, Moon, and / or Orchid. It's been a while since I visited orchid and haven't been to the others, but a new job with a commute that takes me by all three means that they're the only ones I'll have time or opportunity to visit during the week. Thanks in advance. DMs welcome.

**SpootCapoot** · 03-19-26 22:59

Sorry I didn't see this earlier, I'm not on here a ton.

To find SA meetings, just go to SA. Org.

I will say that SA is pretty damn straight-edge and has very strict limits. Not that you won't get support, and it's probably a great place to start, but they have very strict guidelines that can just make it feel like you aren't making progress.

SAA is a little less restrictive and some folks have better luck there. Saa-recovery. Org.

If you look for a therapist, the "CSAT" certification is one to look for.

Again, I can't decide for you, but it seems like you might need a change. There is no long term plan with SW, it's paid fantasy and suspension of disbelief. Haha, that can be fun, but it isn't real and it can definitely get in the way of things that are real.

Originally Posted by AbbyR238 [View Original Post]

Thank you all! Once again, you've shown how much we look out for each other. A few of us have shared that we're trying to quit, and I'm glad I could encourage you to speak up and get things off your chest. For those who have clarity and know what they're doing, kudos! I fully support you. Hobby with conviction!

Thanks, brother. It really helps to know we're in this together!

Agreed. I'm trying to get back into dating, and I see your point. Fulfilling my urges has made me withdraw from dating, which in turn has made harder to form a real connection. I realize I can't be emotionally available to someone while fulfilling my urges with someone else, but that's just me. So quitting is essential if I want to climb out of this cycle.

**KrDoggy** · 03-19-26 18:08

I know she is volatile, and you may catch her in the wrong mood, but good lord the more likely option is you catch her ready to rumble and holy shit what a ride. I surprised her by showing up with no warning, maybe not smart, but happily she was delighted.

She is a MILF, but with a gorgeous face, big eyes, long permed hair, and fuck me, a body to die for. It's the absolute best in the area until Angela gets to town and then its a contest. Angela longer, but Lala sets a new definition for toned.

I had some soreness and asked for her pro level massage, and asked for hard. Pretty sure she was trying to make me cry but such exquisite pain! This was my first level of relaxation and exhaustion, next we got to business. I had to worship that body with my mouth and tongue. She had a gymnasts flexibility so eating her with her legs pointing east and west is quite a treat. She devoured my cock as we did 69 and I got some great bucking. On came the cover and she clambered on top, I had plans for many positions especially doggy, but her intense ability to grind and the visual of that face and those tits was just too much, I popped as she leaned over me and laughed and kissed me. She stayed there a long time after and we kissed tenderly and less tenderly.

She can be a pain, but I have to admit I deeply like this girl, She is aggressively intelligent and creative about love making such that every time is a completely different experience. Saw Miko on the way out, looks nice, but I'm addicted to Lala.

Sorry dudes, to me she is just worth it.

**JonnyWongCong** · 03-19-26 17:55

Originally Posted by TastyFlavor [View Original Post]

If that's the duo, I'm already reaching for my wallet. I'm not even thinking twice.

Financially irresponsible? Maybe. Worth it? Absolutely.

My wallet might protest, but I'd still be first in line for that four-hands experience.

Angela is the GOAT, and her reputation in Seattle is second only to Hailey.

Pair that with Rita, who's an absolute bombshell, man you're basically in monger heaven at that point. That's not a maybe. That's a done deal!!

I'll race you to Q at shoreline on 3/31 when Angela arrives at KrDoggy. Let's see who can get to Angela and Rita first.

Imma bring my overlanding rig camp out in the front yard the night before, little campfire, grill some steaks and lobsters, then coffee and blue pills in the morning ready to pound town baby!

**TastyFlavor** · 03-19-26 15:41

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Reply if you would buy this duo, we can build market momentum. Need to offset some plane ticket changes.

If that's the duo, I'm already reaching for my wallet. I'm not even thinking twice.

Financially irresponsible? Maybe. Worth it? Absolutely.

My wallet might protest, but I'd still be first in line for that four-hands experience.

Angela is the GOAT, and her reputation in Seattle is second only to Hailey.

Pair that with Rita, who's an absolute bombshell, man you're basically in monger heaven at that point. That's not a maybe. That's a done deal!!

I'll race you to Q at shoreline on 3/31 when Angela arrives at KrDoggy. Let's see who can get to Angela and Rita first.

**KrDoggy** · 03-19-26 12:49

Reply if you would buy this duo, we can build market momentum. Need to offset some plane ticket changes.

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

And passed on the responsible authorities, let's see what they say.

**Supermanamp** · 03-19-26 12:34

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Superman. I failed with Hailey and CSnow, but I'm determined to get into Angela's pants before you this time!

Besides, once you get in there its all worn out and mushy. Might happen on car ride from airport.

That's so funny KD. I might have to fly to Santa Clara again and fly back with her to Seattle and join the SkyHigh Club, hahaha. Angela is the one who named me Superman and she loves Superman and can't get enough of him just like all the girls, hahaha.