Massage Parlor Reports

**DavidBlue** · Today 19:11

Originally Posted by HungryForIt [View Original Post]

Tried setting up an appointment with Sweet Megan today and apparently I upset her a different day cause she texts me back "try someone else. I don't do anything for $100 bucks". I delete old messages everyday so maybe I pissed her off a different day but this was totally rude in my book! I messaged back saying I could do something like 130 and she just texted back try someone else.

Sweet Megan has never been my go-to. She's always been a good back up. She's a tiny frail older lady who can barely press down when giving the massage but this was nuts!! Am I the only one getting rude responses from people LOL I can't be that big of an a-hole haahhaah.

I was a little surprised to read the "reviews" and episode HungryForIt had with Megan. While I haven't seen her for close to a year, I talk with her fairly regularly and have never found her to be anything but "sweet" and decent to myself or anyone else who treats her likewise and with respect. I know many guys who see her regularly and still rave about her. At the risk of offending beanlicker and his "thrifty" perspective, if I were her, I would have said a lot more than "I don't do anything for $100 - find someone else", with that type of offer.

I guess you could have considered me a regular of Megan's back a year or two ago and I probably saw her at least a dozen or more times. Without exception, every one of my appointments were enjoyable. She's a great conversationalist and still provides a really good massage and experience. I haven't seen her for a while as I had found a regular a little closer to home and I've lightened up considerably on my MP visits.

Yeah, Megan is getting a little older but so are the rest of us. I can't imagine what goes through her mind at times when she gets a look at some of us. She takes very good care of herself and IMO, still looks great. I'd take her looks, experience and maturity over some giddy 20 year old any day.

Like everyone and everything else, YMMV but Megan has been at this for a long time and nobody lasts this long in that business unless they are good. Really good. And she's good.

**BeanLicker** · Today 17:39

Originally Posted by HungryForIt [View Original Post]

Tried setting up an appointment with Sweet Megan today and apparently I upset her a different day cause she texts me back "try someone else. I don't do anything for $100 bucks". I delete old messages everyday so maybe I pissed her off a different day but this was totally rude in my book! I messaged back saying I could do something like 130 and she just texted back try someone else.

Sweet Megan has never been my go-to. She's always been a good back up. She's a tiny frail older lady who can barely press down when giving the massage but this was nuts!! Am I the only one getting rude responses from people LOL I can't be that big of an a-hole haahhaah.

Sweet Megan has been someone I don't brag about seeing but I have seen several times over the years. Convenient option not expensive if you will. Her massages are around average and on the flip her hand and at times mouth have finished me really good. The last few times I reached out she's been exactly as you described. I'm not sure what changed, maybe her regular source of income cut her off. She's old and not much to look at but cost and variety kept me involved. The attitude and cost will keep me away forever. I still laugh seeing her posted age of 35 LOL.

**AngelsMan** · Today 13:00

I applaud your efforts to drive prices down in this out of control GPS environment. Sorry it didn't work out.

Originally Posted by HungryForIt [View Original Post]

Tried setting up an appointment with Sweet Megan today and apparently I upset her a different day cause she texts me back "try someone else. I don't do anything for $100 bucks". I delete old messages everyday so maybe I pissed her off a different day but this was totally rude in my book! I messaged back saying I could do something like 130 and she just texted back try someone else.

Sweet Megan has never been my go-to. She's always been a good back up. She's a tiny frail older lady who can barely press down when giving the massage but this was nuts!! Am I the only one getting rude responses from people LOL I can't be that big of an a-hole haahhaah.

**HungryForIt** · Today 11:09

Tried setting up an appointment with Sweet Megan today and apparently I upset her a different day cause she texts me back "try someone else. I don't do anything for $100 bucks". I delete old messages everyday so maybe I pissed her off a different day but this was totally rude in my book! I messaged back saying I could do something like 130 and she just texted back try someone else.

Sweet Megan has never been my go-to. She's always been a good back up. She's a tiny frail older lady who can barely press down when giving the massage but this was nuts!! Am I the only one getting rude responses from people LOL I can't be that big of an a-hole haahhaah.

**Shafter1** · Yesterday 16:37

Originally Posted by UtrGuy [View Original Post]

This place is very solid and rarely discussed. Budget friendly and good service. I always liked ashley there, but I've never been disappointed.

Relax is always good service. I'll go here when I need a better massage and don't want to spend much, the hh is only. 45 plus tip, always leave happy.

**BeanLicker** · 03-17-26 18:39

Originally Posted by BassMaster1 [View Original Post]

Like was said she was posting with her BF and she always caught my eye but not into MFM threesomes. She started posting alone so I decided to pull the trigger. Her incall was at a Walker area trailer park. I watched as a male left her trailer assuming it was her BF asked her and she said he was a friend. Normally I might have bailed but it seemed ok and it was 130 in the afternoon. We got comfortable she gave a nice BBBJ I followed that with some tasty DATY was clean and shaved and she seemed to enjoy. She slipped on a cover and after multiple positions I finished in the bag. Got cleaned up and was on my way. $$ for a HH which is a little high to me. She was a little bigger than some of her pics. Not sure I would see her again based on rate I think there are better options out there. BM.

I reached out to her to connect but said I wouldn't pay 200 hhr. Her right to refuse, mine too LOL. She doesn't believe anyone would review her less than stellar and suggest to pay less. Glad I read this review you probably saved me time and money. She has a bitchy attitude like B35. Oh well one more to not contact again!

**BeanLicker** · 03-16-26 22:13

Make sure you read your ad, I didn't. Usually I stray away from the more generous you are BS but my number 1 couldn't play. In a short interaction I determined that the $170 hhr total cost was at best topless. Who in the heck is paying that? War in the Middle East shouldn't impact the price of tits and ass.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...8/799097317890

**BrentRS** · 03-15-26 19:03

Originally Posted by Kzoorover [View Original Post]

From your description I doubt that was Selina, maybe don't assume.

Glad you hooked up with Kiki she is a blast.

Posted 3/13 Craigslist Try new therapist Angela at.

**RickDee** · 03-15-26 13:42

Reached out to Eve a day before I had some time available; she responded real quick, she was easy to set time with for a morning visit. Unfortunately she was super late giving me directions, so it was 10 minutes before the time and I found I was 15 min away. I ended up getting there before her anyway. . . Apparently she had some car trouble with a loaner vehicle, etc so I waited a while, about 20 minutes.

Positive. Pretty much everything else. The location was a huge good surprise. It's in a nice business complex, with a really nice little studio. She looks FANTASTIC. Small A cups but she looks fit and in shape, great big smile and upbeat attitude. Nude right away, her hips / backside is incredible, and she knows what she's doing with it to tease you. Right to work, and work she did. Eve offered to make right the late start and it was all good. She about put me in a coma on that table. Will definitely repeat.

https://tryst.link/massage/evedior-420

**BrentRS** · 03-14-26 21:27

I had some time when going thru GR and decided on Relax with Lili after a review. The post on her a while back, I would agree with. I would add that she is reserved. I guess one would say it that way. Not like a professional reserve but possibly being the first time I saw her. I had only 2 times when I can honestly say we chatted. The language challenge didn't play into that. I did make her laugh twice, but that was it. Massage was 7 maybe a 6 IMHO. Based on the previous review I did have to ask her a couple of times to massage my legs and she did. OTC was allowed but seemed she was not very enthusiastic about it. I did get a good amount of tease because I positioned myself, and she got it. The HJ was above average. Under the top bare was allowed and OTC bottom but no further. Repeat? No. I do like to have had more interaction, and it seems she didn't care to. Maybe it was because of who I am.

**Benz1** · 03-14-26 13:10

Originally Posted by HarryHood [View Original Post]

I wish there were more providers like Sweetie at Simply Sweet Massage. I love that she's an actual masseuse, with CMT knowledge. Who also provides HE in the privacy of the home. I feel like this should be more common. If the provider cannot massage in-home, then surely a private, independent space would be great. I am sick of dealing with spas. They're pricey, and rising their rates more every day. Sweetie, and Lola, are doing it right. Flat rate, tip whatever, if you want, private, independent. I want more of that, and I want the world out there to hear it. Ok, I'm off my soap box now. I'm sure some of you out there agree with me, right. Anyway, go see Sweetie, or Lola, they have my perfect recommendation.

https://bethsue274.wixsite.com/simply-sweet-massage

I'm With HareyHood.

Sweetie is the sweetest.

Anyone attempting roaming will be told no, so be on your best behavior and get one of the best massages in Grand Rapids.

You have to ask for the HE, it's not automatic.

Big bonus when you see Sweetie, she will do almost anything with her hands (hands only). If you ask her to tickle your pickle the whole session, she will accommodate.

I will repeat.

https://bethsue274.wixsite.com/simply-sweet-massage

**Kzoorover** · 03-14-26 01:19

Originally Posted by UtrGuy [View Original Post]

Recently, I tried out the new girl at TuiNa. I didn't ask her name but I would assume it was selina. I thought it would be decent based off of review from earlier but I was wildly disappointed. She's not slim, especially for an Asian girl and I would rate her about a 6 for looks. On top of all that, she suggested I DIY. The massage was fantastic though. I think it's time for me to take a break from that place for quite a while.

Felt like I needed to sure thing so I went to TNC afterwards to relieve my frustrations. I got KiKi. Every piece of her body told me, she was a mid-twenty year old except a few facial figures which told me she was probably in her 50's. Nice table shower, decent rub, then multiple positions exploring her tight body. Finished BBBJCIM which is a first for me at TNC. 240 for somewhere between forty five minutes and an hour. Would repeat.

From your description I doubt that was Selina, maybe don't assume.

Glad you hooked up with Kiki she is a blast.

**UtrGuy** · 03-13-26 18:23

Recently, I tried out the new girl at TuiNa. I didn't ask her name but I would assume it was selina. I thought it would be decent based off of review from earlier but I was wildly disappointed. She's not slim, especially for an Asian girl and I would rate her about a 6 for looks. On top of all that, she suggested I DIY. The massage was fantastic though. I think it's time for me to take a break from that place for quite a while.

Felt like I needed to sure thing so I went to TNC afterwards to relieve my frustrations. I got KiKi. Every piece of her body told me, she was a mid-twenty year old except a few facial figures which told me she was probably in her 50's. Nice table shower, decent rub, then multiple positions exploring her tight body. Finished BBBJCIM which is a first for me at TNC. 240 for somewhere between forty five minutes and an hour. Would repeat.

**MichiganBarry** · 03-13-26 18:06

Originally Posted by RickDee [View Original Post]

Anybody know who this is, if its real? Body looks great.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...a/291494288453

Also curious about this one. Is she one of the Thornwood girls? And are the pics accurate? Someone has to have tried LOL been posting for awhile.

**HarryHood** · 03-13-26 17:10

I wish there were more providers like Sweetie at Simply Sweet Massage. I love that she's an actual masseuse, with CMT knowledge. Who also provides HE in the privacy of the home. I feel like this should be more common. If the provider cannot massage in-home, then surely a private, independent space would be great. I am sick of dealing with spas. They're pricey, and rising their rates more every day. Sweetie, and Lola, are doing it right. Flat rate, tip whatever, if you want, private, independent. I want more of that, and I want the world out there to hear it. Ok, I'm off my soap box now. I'm sure some of you out there agree with me, right. Anyway, go see Sweetie, or Lola, they have my perfect recommendation.

https://bethsue274.wixsite.com/simply-sweet-massage