Massage Parlor Reports

**Asphalt** · 03-16-26 18:02

There's an AMP just east of Costco on Rt 1 on Andrus Rd. Not sure of the name but it can have some pretty exciting ads. Recently I was there and met Anna. The place isn't as high octane as the ads indicate. Anna doesn't have a skilled massage but that day I really needed some attention to a few specific muscles and she did her best. After at least 30 minutes we negotiated a naked BBBJ for 1. 5. She's probably about 40 years old with an ok body, B cups, slender and decent face. We used a translator on her phone to communicate. Pretty good service from her and she seemed to enjoy my time doing DATY. I didn't get a look at any other girls but I know there is at least one there. I'll go back and see Anna again and see if I can get some DFK or other service. Happy hunting.

The deli on the north side of the building is pretty good for an after-mongering meal.

**Metloaf** · 03-16-26 14:11

Originally Posted by WalkerC [View Original Post]

I've been to FHOH twice in the last week or so. First visit I had no appointment, got there and Gabby, Mia, Alejandra were working. Only Gabby and Mia were available, I opted for Mia based on previous reports. Very little English. As reported Mia has a huge ass and is definetly a freak. She looked ok. But, let's just say her hygiene wasn't the best. No negotiations at all. I doubt I would report.

My second visit the same 3 were working but this time Gabby was not available. This time I opted for Alejandra. WOW, what a hottie and a terrific body. I was short on time so I only did 1/2 hour. English was very good. The massage was actually pretty good, though only about 15 minutes before I flipped. But again that was because I only did 1/2. Also no negotiations on the flip. Full GFE menu is available. I will repeat for sure.

I was told Sandra was on vacation. Not sure who else is currently working here.

Ghosh mean hygiene issue is revolving door and only bathroom sinks plus provider wipes for cleanliness. Sweating, fucking, and sucking at work. Showers needed. RTFF about Sandra smells on a few occasions!

**Stroon78** · 03-16-26 13:59

Originally Posted by SexyMan63 [View Original Post]

Lena is the cutest.

Does a cute 20's actually mean late 30's? I can't remember a time when they were younger than maybe 35 or has things changed. Been out of the AMP game.

**SexyMan63** · 03-16-26 12:42

Originally Posted by GreenMachine [View Original Post]

Visited Annandale Care Therapy yesterday.

A cute 20's young looking girl with a solid body and a freaky mind. Overall it was a positive experience.

After that, another girl came over and gave me a warm, affectionate hug. This place is definitely worth visiting.

Lena is the cutest.

**TomPayne25** · 03-16-26 08:53

Originally Posted by BlueDrifter [View Original Post]

Recently had some things happen in life that got me irritated so needed a massage and happened t9 be working in Woodbridge for the night. So I went to a place that I haven't been tonin awhile and when the door opened was surprised to see a Latina in a very short revealing gold glitter dress greet me. I've gone to this place probably 10-15 times and this is only the 3rd time I have met a latina therapist. She's very friendly in the room making some comments about tattoos and how cold my hands were to where she placed them on her rear to warm up. ....

Glad to know they are still open. Not that it's a favorite place but occasionally I'm get truck serviced nearby and thought about stopping in. But somewhere I had read they were closed.

My last visit, maybe a year ago, was similar experience of GPS. Talking with an ATF at different location, she explained that when business is slow, the girls will inflate the tip amount for services. I might try again next oil change and see if $. 2 still gets L1 and DATY.

**BubbleBoi402** · 03-15-26 21:47

Rachel was a striking therapist who presented a delicate appearance. At 5'6" and a very slender 110 lbs, her frame was willowy and graceful. Her long, dark hair cascaded down her back, providing a beautiful contrast to her fair, smooth skin. She had a genuinely pretty face with youthful features that immediately drew you in. Her body is thin and toned, with enhanced B-cup breasts that are perfectly proportioned to her frame, a regular but shapely ass, and meticulously trimmed pubic hair, showing a clear attention to her presentation and hygiene.

From the moment she arrived, Rachel was polite and accommodating. She immediately suggested a shower, a gesture that was both practical and inviting. What followed was a comprehensive and technically proficient session that hit all the right notes on paper. She began with a careful and attentive cat bathing, meticulously cleaning every part of my body. This transitioned into deep, aggressive DFK that was intense and well-executed. Her oral skills were on full display as she moved to rimming, which she performed with precision, before delivering a wonderfully warm and wet BBBJ.

The action escalated into a mutually satisfying 69, where she was an active and willing participant. She then took control in RCG, showcasing her flexibility and rhythm before switching to DG, where her thin frame and shapely ass provided a fantastic visual. We finished in mish, allowing for intimate eye contact and connection, before she brought the session to a close with another expertly performed BBBJ that culminated in CIM.

Technically, the session was flawless. Rachel checked every box, performed every act with skill, and followed a seemingly well-practiced routine designed for maximum satisfaction. She was clean, attractive, and knew exactly what she was doing.

However, the entire encounter was devoid of genuine passion. It felt like watching a highly skilled musician play all the right notes without any soul. Each transition, from the cat bathing to the final act, felt like a step in a pre-programmed sequence. There was no spontaneity, no real connection, and no sense that she was truly present in the moment with me. The deep kissing, while technically proficient, lacked the heat of genuine desire. The eye contact during missionary felt perfunctory rather than intimate.

For mongers who prioritize a specific menu of services performed by a beautiful and technically skilled provider, Rachel is an excellent choice. She was a professional who delivered with precision. But for those seeking a true GFE filled with authentic passion, connection, and a sense of shared intimacy, the session will likely feel as mechanical as it did for me. It was the difference between a perfectly executed performance and a genuinely passionate encounter. Total damage: 70 + 200.

**MrEnding** · 03-15-26 17:49

Originally Posted by Thays [View Original Post]

There's a few down Fredericksburg way if you're willing to drive.

I sent you a PM!

**BuckarooToo** · 03-15-26 17:43

Originally Posted by MrEnding [View Original Post]

Fellas, any places you don't mind sharing for Russian finishes? Having a hard time searching in the forum!

I would guess Summer from DMVL would accommodate this; she has a nice setup down in Alexandria; review here:

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...272&viewfull=1#post7543272.

Empire has a new one, not even on their insta yet, "Sol"; she was solid and had a great attitude, I'm sure you could arrange with her as well:

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...710&viewfull=1#post7553710.

**Wabbitt9** · 03-15-26 17:15

Boston area monger in DC for the night, looking to have some fun and looking through the listings on Bedpage. This one jumped out at me not because of the services, but because I know who the girl in the ad is. She's a Japanese gravure model who I've been a fan of for years and who is very much not giving tug jobs in northern Virginia.

I know Asian ads all use fake pics, but I had to chuckle at this one.

https://nova.bedpage.com/Escorts/gre.../13303860.html

That being said, I think I'm going to give One Spa a shot as they seem to be well reviewed among you locals.

**Thays** · 03-15-26 15:04

Originally Posted by MrEnding [View Original Post]

Fellas, any places you don't mind sharing for Russian finishes? Having a hard time searching in the forum!

There's a few down Fredericksburg way if you're willing to drive.

**MrEnding** · 03-15-26 14:56

Fellas, any places you don't mind sharing for Russian finishes? Having a hard time searching in the forum!

**BubbleBoi402** · 03-15-26 03:19

I was thrilled to see Amy back on the schedule this month. She was here with Kity briefly last month but had to leave unexpectedly due to some personal matters. Honestly, her online pictures didn't really do it for me. They come across as a bit tryhard. So I kept scrolling https://bsky.app/profile/onespava.bs...3mgjs7dzffs24. That all changed when I was walking out after a letdown session with Mina. I caught a glimpse of Amy in a stunning red dress, and she looked absolutely gorgeous. I knew I had to see what I'd been missing.

We didn't waste any time. The moment the door closed, she slipped out of that dress, and my jaw hit the floor. Standing at 5'6' and maybe 120 lbs, she's even better in person. Her long dark hair frames a really cute, fair-skinned face. But the real showstoppers are her titsa perfect, natural, large C-cup pair that are just magnificent. Her ass is round, soft, and perfectly plump, a fantastic handful not as fat as Mina's. The rest of her is slim and soft, exactly my body type. I noticed a little lower back tattoo and she's neatly trimmed downstairs.

Her attitude was just as impressive as her bodycompletely accommodating and eager to please. Her BLS and BBBJ are on another level, truly skilled and deliberate, though she doesn't go for deep throat. She really took her time during 69, making sure I enjoyed every second. And the DFK was passionate and deep, no holding back there.

Once the cover was on, she climbed on for RCG and CG. Watching her perfect C-cups bounce in rhythm while I felt her surprisingly tight pussy grip me was an incredible visual. But doggie was non-negotiable. Pounding into that soft, round ass was pure heaven. To finish, I unloaded in her mouth, and she looked me right in the eye as she swallowed half. An absolutely scorching hot session from start to finish. Amy is definitely the real deal. Total damage: 60 + 200

**LowerBackPain** · 03-14-26 21:06

Its not a spa, it is a condominium complex where I have fond memories of from way back in 2008. There used to be about 3 different teams of ladies working and the set up is a 2 BR apartment each with its own bathroom and separated bay a livingroom / kitchen. The original post is more like an ad intended to direct us to the new place and I'm glad they did. I will certainly be checking them out as I said, lots of good memories. Also, its not in McLean it in Tyson's just down the street from Tyson's Mall. Clearly to poster is a female and not from this area. So, Lin is one of providers, if you go be sure to give a name here so we'll know who to ask for. Play safe.

Originally Posted by BuckyLarsonJr [View Original Post]

Others have asked in this forum and gotten no response as to where this supposed new spa is in McLean. Nothing comes up in searches of other sites either. Care to be a little more specific?

**Putang55** · 03-14-26 13:13

Wow you guys really have some good local ass saw this ad that they definitely was going to get catfished but these girls are just as hot. Lin had a beautiful face then weighs all natural c-cup titties and perfectly shaving in that v of hers. Walked in took him by the hand took him to the room I got undressed with no cover of course that she know what I wanted. She came in patted me on my ass and told me to relax we were going to have fun as she wasn't joking. Massages really good firm hands not too much oil I hate feeling greasy. She loved to tease with her fingernails first across my back then in my ass crack then reach down below to handle the boys and give Junior some nice strokes before the turnover. After I flipped over quick negotiation gave her a buck 50. She started to jerk me off of this two hand motion with a twist at the end that almost had me exploding. She put the cover on nice solid BJ I should run my chest. She got on top of the road and for a while she got super wet. I put her in doggy and I splash that wetness all over my balls as like after from behind. Every man let me do a little hair pulling as I busted my nut. Great time definitely going to hit this up before I leave town again I'm from the West Coast I wish all places there were this good.

https://adultsearch.com/us/virginia/...y-rubs/3787334

**CanaPunter** · 03-14-26 09:15

Originally Posted by BlueDrifter [View Original Post]

Recently had some things happen in life that got me irritated so needed a massage and happened t9 be working in Woodbridge for the night. So I went to a place that I haven't been tonin awhile and when the door opened was surprised to see a Latina in a very short revealing gold glitter dress greet me. I've gone to this place probably 10-15 times and this is only the 3rd time I have met a latina therapist. She's very friendly in the room making some comments about tattoos and how cold my hands were to where she placed them on her rear to warm up. Now here is where is kinda went downhill a little. Teased before flip which was feeling good but once I flipped and asked what I wanted I replied to everything. Asked to please give her tip and donated $. 4 which then was told that was enough for L1 activity. But for 40 more can get L2 or 80 more L3. I tried saying last time I tipped same for L3 but she countered my knocking off 20 each service. I said in my remedial Spanish I only have 40 extra and obliged to L3. Starfish action into doggy with some Spanish talking on her end to try make it go faster. Lots of oh papi blah blah. Probably won't repeat with her but forgot to ask name.

There is all you can fock Mexican buffet out there called Tijuana and all you can fock Colombian buffet called SXM. Do each once and you will never be inclined to pay $$$ for Latin ass again.