Massage Parlor Reports

**CStrong79** · Yesterday 13:18

Originally Posted by BonesawIsReady [View Original Post]

I know its been a while, has anyone tried Wellness again? That used to be my go to if I wanted a quick, cheap handshake.

Yeah it's still there and still will offer the cheap handshake.

One of the providers offers a pretty decent massage and a really good tantric handshake. For the life of me I cannot remember her name. I want to say Nicole but don't quote me on that.

There's usually two providers there. One of them is short and stubby. NOT that one LOL. The other one who's slightly older.

**BonesawIsReady** · Yesterday 08:35

I know its been a while, has anyone tried Wellness again? That used to be my go to if I wanted a quick, cheap handshake.

**Gmni88** · Yesterday 01:24

Originally Posted by Thulenewman [View Original Post]

Hana spa in Ellicott City has two new (maybe I don't go there often) women. "Lisa" is one, the other looks similar. Light on the massage and more on the ending. Both girls dress like they mean business.

Coco still there? That's my sugar mama 😂.

**MdFootGuy** · 03-16-26 15:25

I figured I would get this place a shot again since they have been open for a couple of months. I figured they would probably do the legit route to start before driving into what all of us gentlemen look for. Definitely not the case. 100% legit massage still. Not even a hint of extras. Carefully placed towel and zero soft touch. Didn't even get to do any sort of flip to get front of body massage. If you're looking for a regular massage this place is definitely okay.

**Thulenewman** · 03-15-26 20:27

Hana spa in Ellicott City has two new (maybe I don't go there often) women. "Lisa" is one, the other looks similar. Light on the massage and more on the ending. Both girls dress like they mean business.

**MarlinMan** · 03-09-26 19:38

FWIW. Ace spa is open again.

Went there the other day. Posted in Baltimore section.

**Relaxxed** · 03-09-26 09:12

Originally Posted by DCHung [View Original Post]

Just a massage no upgrades whatsoever.

True, and a very good massage.

**DCHung** · 03-08-26 08:56

Originally Posted by Landova25 [View Original Post]

Any intel? Caught my eye the other day what could be had here?

Just a massage no upgrades whatsoever.

**Landova25** · 03-08-26 02:22

Any intel? Caught my eye the other day what could be had here?

**Deuces Loose** · 02-21-26 16:02

Originally Posted by JetVictor [View Original Post]

Anyone know what happened to them? Phone is done. I drove by and all signs are gone. Did they get busted?

A bust would have made the news. Maybe an immigration sweep or they got tipped off that someone was looking into them.

Their Facebook has regular posts about coming back soon but the phone number is down so idk what is going on there.

I'd love for them to open back up or get a line on the girls. That was my favorite spot. Those girls seemed to love giving prostate massages.

**JetVictor** · 02-20-26 18:47

Anyone know what happened to them? Phone is done. I drove by and all signs are gone. Did they get busted?

**MdFootGuy** · 02-17-26 15:40

Looks like Howard is dried up! Half tempted to start looking on Twitter. Only problem is most of these girls on Twitter want 300-400 for an hour. I'm the typical house fee, weak massage, and finish me off with a HJ in 20 minutes. Don't need an hour of conversation. The main reason we pay these girls is not for what they are offering. We pay to not deal with them afterwards to carry on about our day.

**HickeyOnMyDick** · 02-10-26 12:37

Originally Posted by Axlmoe [View Original Post]

I can trace my first time to 1989, I was just old enough and me and 2 friends stopped by after a night out drinking. Hard to believe they let in 3 of us, young and semi-drunk. Many fun times there with Yung, Sunny, Tisha, and others that I can't recall the names. Yes, a whole lot of spilled jizz LOL! Loved getting 2 fers, one during the table shower and then in the room. Couldn't pull that off now tho. End of an era for sure.

It sounds like a fairy tale that we once filled our tanks for under a dollar a gallon.

**Charlesington** · 02-06-26 15:54

Originally Posted by Jalb25 [View Original Post]

Just wondering if anyone has heard from or know if Sophie is currently available anywhere in the area. Would really like to see here again. Still don't know why Silk shutdown so quickly and without any warning. I saw Sophie about a week before and it was all smiles and business as usual. Drove by the other day and it's now vacant and cleaned out. Sad because I've been going to that location since the early 90's. It got me wondering how many gallons of jizz have been pumped out at that location in the past 35 or so years? LOL.

Anyway, if anyone has any info on Sophie please PM. As always any private information shared will remain private. Thanks!

I miss her so much I'd pay for bad info LOL.

**Truckie2** · 02-06-26 12:00

Originally Posted by Jalb25 [View Original Post]

If you look a little more carefully that is 0. 11 fluid oz. Note, the editor thinks that decimal point is a period. It puts the decimal point behind the character in front of it and adds a space. In case that is not clear enough it is a little bit more than 1/10th of an ounce. That is 1 ounce divided into 10 pieces.

If it were 11 oz that would have been about 27,808 gallons. Think about it. lol

Placed end to end, how many times around the world would it go?