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Yesterday 11:20 #5545Senior Member

Posts: 666Hang Loose 5 minutes from my house
This is why I never go there. I hate haggling when I am horny.
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Yesterday 01:24 #5544Regular Member

Posts: 1Don't be that guy.
$$40 for a middle of the road massage and no DFK or BBBJ? Hard no on a repeat. You didn't negotiate a deal, you got ripped off. Don't be the guy that makes anything more than $$ acceptable.
Originally Posted by ChampDaddy
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03-17-26 15:10 #5543Regular Member

Posts: 8Is that pic of Sunny or Kristy?
I did have a session with this lady in pic a week ago and asked MMS for Sunny but the is the lady in this pic is sunny or Kristy? Thanks!
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03-17-26 11:02 #5542Regular Member

Posts: 58Good Time With Lisa at NB Massage Spa in Tacoma
I saw this new place as I was driving and it looked promising based on the reviews on RM. I'm always looking for new spots that are closer than my usual favorite spots in the Seattle area as the one hour plus drive gets annoying plus gas isn't cheap nowadays since I live in the Thurston County area. Even though my favorite girl is in Seattle right now and she's the only one I want to see, Mr. Happy needs to sample new pussy once in a while because I know my favorite girl is getting banged out everyday and enjoying it so I need to get mine too, hahaha. So I decided to give this place a try and provide intel to you. I just walked in late at night and there was a car just leaving as I got there. I rang the doorbell and a nice looking Chinese girl opened the door. She looked a little MILFY but pretty with big knockers and a sexy body wearing a pink dress. It looked promising so far. The joint looked really nice with the rooms being decent size with sliding doors and even an ATM onsite which when I see one it always makes me laugh. I was led to the room, and the girl told me her name was Lisa. When I gave her the standard donation for one hour, she tried to upsell me but when I told her that's all I had she told me to bring more next time which I might if I like the joint. She left and told me to get undressed. I undressed and put the pillow on the bed and waited for her facing up. Favorite place or new place, I don't play around boys as I've been doing this for decades and Mr. Happy doesn't like to play games and wait around for the fun to begin, hahaha.
She came back and saw that I was ready for the fun to begin so the dress immediately came off. Her body was tight and well toned with big sized MM cans. Mr. Happy sprung to attention right away as her body was smoking hot. She went straight to sucking my nipples and jerking Mr. Happy who was already salivating, hahaha. She didn't seem to want to kiss so I didn't ask or try to do it as you can sense how far a girl will go during your session. She put the cover on Mr. Happy and started to give me a fairly decent CBJ. I prefer BBBJ but I'm okay with CBJ too. She then got in the 69 position and we ate each other out for a few minutes. Her kitty was clean shaven and very tasty. As she sucked me, she flickered her tongue on the tip of Mr. Happy which felt really good despite having a cover on. After a few minutes, I sat up on the table and told her to get on her knees and keep showing Mr. Happy more love. As she sucked me, Mr. Happy got harder as it felt really good as her head game was pretty good. Plus I've been thinking about my favorite girl all day and just thinking about her makes Mr. Happy hard and ready for action, hahaha. So I told her to fuck me.
She got on top of me and went ACG and she gave me a really hard pounding. As she pounded me, she sucked my nipples which felt really good. I looked at her kitty going up and down on Mr. Happy and the site was amazing and got me more excited. Plus her sucking my nipples as she pounded me hard was overstimulating me. I told her to turn around and she went RACG on me. This girl just likes to give a pounding on top. As she gave me a nice hard pounding, I grabbed her ass and slammed it hard on me. There was lots of moaning from both of us during this time. After a few minutes, I told her it was my time to fuck her.
She started to get in the missionary position but I told her to get in the K9 position. I slipped in and pounded her hard. I had her put her ass up and face flat on the table, and I continued to drill her. I transitioned her to prone bone and railed her furiously for a while. Then I flat ironed her with long slow thrusts until I picked up the pace with long fast hard thrusts. Her ass started to make loud clapping sounds and I could feel her ass bouncing around everywhere on Mr. Happy. It felt so good that I started to feel a little on edge and almost thought about popping in this position but I wasn't done yet. It was time to show her who Superman is so I told her to turnover and I immediately put her in my signature move of feet to shoulders and I slammed her hard and furiously. As I pounded the life out of her, she moaned loudly and with pleasure until she gave out a loud moan and told me she was coming. Then, I put her in the missionary position with her legs closed and I wrapped my feet around her feet. I slipped in and banged her really hard and fast. Since her kitty is really tight in this position, after a few minutes of fast, long, and hard thrusts balls deep, I finally filled the balloon with my hot load. When I pulled out and she saw my load in the cover, she told me I came a lot.
Afterwards she cleaned me up and since there was still some time left on the clock, she gave me a decent massage until it was time to leave. I got dressed and as I was walking to the door, I saw two other girls in the hallway taking a monger to a room. They were both pretty, sexy, and young but one of them was a spinner and very beautiful. I will probably come back again and see if I can get one of these girls. At the door, I said bye to Lisa and blew her kisses as I left.
Lisa provides good service and in my opinion you will come out with a smile at the end. Overall a really good experience even though there wasn't any kissing and it was a CBJ. If you don't mind no kissing and a CBJ, then I would recommend her. Based on the reviews for this shop on RM, some of the girls do offer BBBJ. As always, your session experience might differ. Happy Mongering boys! Monger on!
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03-16-26 19:23 #5541Senior Member

Posts: 666Doggy Repeat. Vivian at QQ FedWay. Three times the charm
Back for another high quality massage at QQ with Vivian, slim almost spinner sized MILF.
Even as she was massaging me Vivian, remembering last week, said "Ok I service you then you service me with that tongue" LOL.
The service did indeed happen and I was rewarded with three intense orgasms, one with tongue and two with prick, on the last one my only job was to just lay on my back perfectly still as she straddled me sitting up and made all the movements and squeezes herself with her eyes closed. Finally a big exhale and she collapsed on me. What fun!
BBBJs from her are top tier and she just so responsive, she had to stop and collect herself after each pop. Mine was easy in K9, we copied the position with Rita yesterday. BOOM.
Mia / Summer out till the 20th on a break and they have a good looking pinch hitter there. Shana her usual friendly presence.
But Vivian, oh man, I just love it.
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03-15-26 16:46 #5540Senior Member

Posts: 86Appreciate your prolific testimony. Some of us are just not that active due to both physicality and financial constraints. Did like this lead on a out of the way spot. May just make Judy part of my trip to the east side of PC. Thanks for writing about this place.
Originally Posted by KrDoggy
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03-14-26 19:35 #5539Senior Member

Posts: 128Umi spa
Still pretty sure that this one and Beatriz spa are sister shops. Both in the same lot.
This post is a little late. Went to Umi last time and decided on Beatriz. Last time at Umi saw the older gal with large natural chest. A younger somewhat college looking girl was cooking just inside. She was wearing baggy clothes so couldn't see the body well.
Returned back to Umi and the older gal still there but not the younger one. Older gal does have large floppy naturals. They have some sag but I would say it's more from size and weight than what people call "saggy tits".
An actually hard massage. I like medium but I put up with her strength. Flip comes and she gives a decent CBJ, this time no standing mish followed by k9.
She gets on top and starts pounding away. I know last time it looked like she had a flat back, well that is true, when a girl with no ass drops down on you like this it hurts a bit. She doesn't feel bad though and seeing / feeling that chest on top was great.
I'd say age wise she is late 40's. Overall slim to average weight, attractive face.
Umi spa if you want large naturals.
Beatriz spa if you want a beautiful face with large manmades.
I also dropped by xin xin spa, I'm sad that the short little yoga cougar isn't there. I saw a really granny who opened the door. Came back a week later and saw what maybe looked like a younger gal with glasses but looked a little plain. The ass the yoga cougar had my god, if only she expanded her menu.
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03-14-26 00:40 #5538Senior Member

Posts: 666Over 20 duos completed now at Lotus, guys are eating it up (so to speak)
Got to be the best one in the area right now, not actual girl / girl but the key is that these two don't mind sharing saliva, and are not afraid of the taste of the other ones snatch (usually on my lips). Amy is sticking around another month and Nana never leaves. I'll be back this weekend, they ask double normal rate but its a quality experience.
Originally Posted by KrDoggy
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03-13-26 20:09 #5537Senior Member

Posts: 46Hang Loose. Viet Lilly
Was lurking around FW, I don't usually frequent that neighborhood, but when in Rome. I Went to Maple first, Salome opened the door. I read about her from the prior posts. Super hot young Latina with an amazing body. She quoted $$ for Hhr. I passed on her, just because I didn't have enough info on her.
I went to Hang Loose around the corner. This stunning Viet opened the door. Young gal, probably late 20's, early 30's, MM full sized C maybe D. She has a dragon tattoo covering her entire back. I never been with a Viet before, let alone one that looks like a ABG. So I pulled the trigger. . 6 entry, and she wanted $$ tip. I paid $$40.
Services included decent but not amazing massage. CBJ, tho I didn't try for BBBJ. LK, I didn't try DFK. I did get to do DATY, for some reason she didn't mind that. And then CFS, standing mish, doggy, and pse doggy.
She was a little taken back cause I have a big thick unit, and she was a little scared at first. I usually got to be gentile with Asians, cause they're not equipped for big units. But after we got done, she was hysterically happy. She was like "I've never had that one before" with a big laugh.
For the most part, services were more or less good, but her face and body and being it was my first Viet, and a pretty one at that, I had to go for it.
I would probably repeat, maybe next time she'll offer extras. But I would still much rather go to BJ, JM, Tokyo, or QQ.
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03-13-26 11:30 #5536Regular Member

Posts: 58Superstar Alert! Mia / Summer at QQ in Fed Way Will Rock Your World!
Mia aka Summer is awesome. I believe I've shared two reviews on her last month when she was at Maple Massage in Fed Way. She's on my Superstar list because of her elite service. She's so amazing that I've banged her many and I mean many times over the last couple of years I've known her. She's begging me to go see her again so be on the lookout for another review of her extraordinary service. There's a monger who contacted me after my last review I wrote about her, and he wants to see her bad. He's going to drive all the way from Vancouver to Fed Way just to come see her. She won't disappoint boys so give her a try and you won't be disappointed. Monger on!
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03-12-26 18:10 #5535Senior Member

Posts: 666Mia at QQ FedWay is ultra dependable and ultra hot
Back to same shop 2 days in a row this time for Mia aka Summer. Great massage no surprise.
Gave her a massage back, such an incredible body. Got her off with just my tongue, no water or other enhancement. The view from DATY to die for, always clean and tasty. She is moaning and talking to me.
Elite BBBJ, great eye contact, standing mish, and standing doggy just fabulous. Then the rabbit fuck brings it home with DFK.
This never gets old.
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03-11-26 23:54 #5534Senior Member

Posts: 666Its a party at Lotus Spa in FedWay
I have been going for a while almost every day.
Since I first wrote up the Amy / Nana duo they have had about 12 sessions with the customers giving good feedback. I'd love to see other reviews besides mine.
Want to hear what others think, I think these two rock and complement one another.
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03-11-26 17:42 #5533Senior Member

Posts: 666Doggy Files. Vivian at QQ FedWay will take you into orbit
Shanna has been asking me to come see Vivian for a while and with Mia / Summer joining the team I knew I could not go wrong if I just showed up. Sure enough Vivian came out to meet me, she did not recognize me until Shana ran up and kissed me. Vivian smallish with a slender all natural body, pleasant face, maybe in mid-30's (my sweet spot), I was about to find out what makes her truly remarkable.
She took me back took standard donation and I get on the table for another QQ professional level massage, despite being a slight girl Vivian has the great massage skills you expect from QQ. What I did not expect was what came next, Vivian wiped up my backside and commented "so clean" and before I could protest started an exquisite cat bath all over my back, legs and rear end. Next thing I know I am getting BeiBei level TUMA. I'm not a TUMA expert, but have had it from legendary BeiBei and this was every bit as good and aggressive. Light and flicking then a tongue punch. Wow.
Next I wanted to get her back so (after mouthwash) I asked her to lay down and got DFK, licked her nice boobs, then went for the kitty, she started talking giving me appreciative sounds. I had the warm water trick ready and got "Oh my god, you are number one!" LOL she started coaching me as she got close and she got a HARD orgasm and was super happy about it, said she was lucky if she got two of those a week. Once calmed down she went after Mr. Hopeful with a vengeance it was some of the best BBBJ I have had in a long time, very creative, making friction in lots of ways without being toothy. We went 69 and both worked we got so amped up that after slipping on the cover we just went straight to pounding missionary, Vivian popped again and this time she really could not believe it, for my part I joined her and came hard for the 2nd day in a row.
Vivian was shaking her head and said she never comes twice in one session and that she needs me close by to come service her whenever she is in need LOL.
Other customers already waiting so I got dressed, Summer saw me in the hallway and ran up and jumped in my arms. Immediate playful jealousy from Vivian.
Having these two (3!) within five minutes drive is going to be a real issue.
A good one.
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03-10-26 18:40 #5532Senior Member

Posts: 666Doggy Files - Ginormous Judy waiting for you at Light Rain Spa in Graham
Made the drive south to see old friend Judy and she is looking better that ever. At first glance you think she is thick with massive DDs crammed into the sailor themed dress but on closer inspection she has slim hips and legs supporting those cans and a quite beautiful face with long black hair and classic Asian bangs. My Hopeful started to perk just looking at her.
She started me out with a great strong massage, then she started erotic massage with a good cat bath on my backside, then I got her out of the dress and laying on her back (too horny to massage her first), started DFK, kissing her neck and ears, then took my time with those glorious cans. Then time for DATY, she has some Bush so a bit of a jungle expedition, still everything clean and good tasting. I had warm water with me and with a few applications got her off nicely. Next she went at me with a loud sloppy BBBJ, LeftForDawn had it right she attacks your cock like she is starving. Moved to 69 so we both could get after it.
Finally go time, she puts on the cover (shop completely empty the whole time BTW), and we go to standing mish and holy shit how is such a good sized girl so tight? The other part of that is she wants it hard and fast, I am already feeling it and we move to standing K9 and her body looks and feels fantastic, boom boom BOOM, I can't hold it and just blow like crazy after only two positions.
Judy just super pleased, its after noon and I think I have been the first customer. I went ahead and gave her a nice massage to match the one she gave me.
100% worth the drive, she is a gem.
BTW Does anyone still post here? I am just seeing one after another Doggy post. Should these go somewhere else?
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03-10-26 13:40 #5531Senior Member

Posts: 666Doggy Alert. Good news. Summer back at QQ FedWay
Lots of reviews on her out there, several from me.
To work at QQ you have to be great at massage and she is, but the unique thing about this girl is that everything she does is elite. All in a smoking hot petite package.
She and Chanel (a close friend) have almost the same body and skill set. Summer very slightly cooler, but she sat on my lap in another shop yesterday and Mr Hopeful came to attention in record time.
I LOVE that she is close for a month or two.








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