Craigslist Reviews

[Chidolitis]

If so you are probably going to hell.

We're already in Hell.

[Calorie]

I met with Shirley one night that I was suffering from Semen Retention Delirium Syndrome. I got to her house in West Valley, kind of an old looking house across the street from a school. She opens the door and its a little old lady in some lingerie. She leads me to a room, a piano room with a massage table. The table is flanked by a couch, a piano, family photos, and best of all, a cabinet full of porcelain dolls facing the head of the massage table, so that if you're lying face up and look up towards the ceiling you see a bunch of beady, dead eyes staring back at you.

Shirley is nice enough, in fact she doesn't really do a massage, she does a soft finger touch rub, where you can feel the paper-mache like skin from he tips of her phalanges. As she does so, you can look around and see the pictures from her family and loved ones. Pictures of her parents from like the 1930's and pictures of her from the 50's and it's like a museum. Adds the creepy vibe. Again, all of this obviously exaggerated by my penchant for horror films and the amplifying nature of the shame I feel as an octogenarean strokes my cock. Suffice it to say, it took a while to make me cum, but goddamn if Shirley didn't crank with gusto and dogged determination of someone who lived through WWII, the Korean War, and Vietnam. She was a Navy gal, so let's say she's good with the tiller. She made me blow my horn and brought me back to port. I felt bad for working her so hard, but she was determined. Damage was reasonable. But I was a bit ashamed afterwards, I respect the elderly and that felt like a terrible way to honor a veteran.

That said, if you want to partake hit her up, she is nice, endearing, will tell you stories, and give you saltwater taffy on the way out!

If so you are probably going to hell.

[Chidolitis]

I tried search numerous subs, but only found an asian woman named Shirley, and this is not it. Anyone have any intel?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...915759318.html

I met with Shirley one night that I was suffering from Semen Retention Delirium Syndrome. I got to her house in West Valley, kind of an old looking house across the street from a school. She opens the door and its a little old lady in some lingerie. She leads me to a room, a piano room with a massage table. The table is flanked by a couch, a piano, family photos, and best of all, a cabinet full of porcelain dolls facing the head of the massage table, so that if you're lying face up and look up towards the ceiling you see a bunch of beady, dead eyes staring back at you.

Shirley is nice enough, in fact she doesn't really do a massage, she does a soft finger touch rub, where you can feel the paper-mache like skin from he tips of her phalanges. As she does so, you can look around and see the pictures from her family and loved ones. Pictures of her parents from like the 1930's and pictures of her from the 50's and it's like a museum. Adds the creepy vibe. Again, all of this obviously exaggerated by my penchant for horror films and the amplifying nature of the shame I feel as an octogenarean strokes my cock. Suffice it to say, it took a while to make me cum, but goddamn if Shirley didn't crank with gusto and dogged determination of someone who lived through WWII, the Korean War, and Vietnam. She was a Navy gal, so let's say she's good with the tiller. She made me blow my horn and brought me back to port. I felt bad for working her so hard, but she was determined. Damage was reasonable. But I was a bit ashamed afterwards, I respect the elderly and that felt like a terrible way to honor a veteran.

That said, if you want to partake hit her up, she is nice, endearing, will tell you stories, and give you saltwater taffy on the way out!

[Heizenberg]

I have been texting with her for months and could never hook up until recently. She says she is Native American and her pics are a little old. Her face is cute and the bottom half is Huge and she has had at least 1 kid. She does have a lot of bruises on her legs she says was from a car accident, I did not see any signs she has a pimp, so she is probably telling the truth. Met at a low level motel on Ventura. I was only there for a quick session but turned out to be a little longer because I got to pop twice. She talked for a good 20 minutes before I said lets get started. She seem very nice and I did not see any signs of rudeness of that she has soured from the business. I lay down on the bed and she begins with a BBBJ for about 10 minutes and CIM, she spits out and I am fine with it. I have been getting some good BBBJ's lately. Was getting free ones before CL went downI was there for her Ass and she was a little hesitant at first but let me put it in few fingers with a lot of astrogel she had on hand. After a few minutes of fingering her ass I stuck my dick in with the cover on. She was laying on her stomach so I could not go in too far but, I did not really need to. Worked her ass for a while and popped. You can't beat the price $ for BBBJ and Anal but I caught when rent was due so YMMV. I do plan on going back for a repeat. I cannot be the only one going through my old CL contacts, Let's start sharing more.

Is she still active because I would like to see her and she is in the valley too.

[Biggie2001]

I tried search numerous subs, but only found an asian woman named Shirley, and this is not it. Anyone have any intel?

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...915759318.html

[PlayerN818]

She responded quickly to my email with a couple pics.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...867163515.html

How does she look? Or rather, how does the girl in the pic look?

[Hollaplaya]

She responded quickly to my email with a couple pics.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...867163515.html

I want to know too — kinda tempted to see for myself.

[Marcath]

She responded quickly to my email with a couple pics.

https://losangeles.craigslist.org/sf...867163515.html

[PlayerN818]

FYI: I've been checking out bedpage (dot) com. It's like the old BP, but the cities are a bit scrambled in the listings (anaheim and downey ads show up in SFV list) but it seems current and, for me-so far, a good resource. Anything to fight back against this anti-free speech bullshit that's happening. Cheers.

[Mbk69]

I have been texting with her for months and could never hook up until recently. She says she is Native American and her pics are a little old. Her face is cute and the bottom half is Huge and she has had at least 1 kid. She does have a lot of bruises on her legs she says was from a car accident, I did not see any signs she has a pimp, so she is probably telling the truth. Met at a low level motel on Ventura. I was only there for a quick session but turned out to be a little longer because I got to pop twice. She talked for a good 20 minutes before I said lets get started. She seem very nice and I did not see any signs of rudeness of that she has soured from the business. I lay down on the bed and she begins with a BBBJ for about 10 minutes and CIM, she spits out and I am fine with it. I have been getting some good BBBJ's lately. Was getting free ones before CL went downI was there for her Ass and she was a little hesitant at first but let me put it in few fingers with a lot of astrogel she had on hand. After a few minutes of fingering her ass I stuck my dick in with the cover on. She was laying on her stomach so I could not go in too far but, I did not really need to. Worked her ass for a while and popped. You can't beat the price $ for BBBJ and Anal but I caught when rent was due so YMMV. I do plan on going back for a repeat. I cannot be the only one going through my old CL contacts, Let's start sharing more.

[NoNonsenseLady]

...She is nice so be nice to her...

We really just met on the very last day of the personals! That was a bummer that they went down but someone pointed out that there is a USA classified site so you may want to share that info with girls you know who were using CL. Here's a link to my ad there:

http://usaadultclassifieds.info/clas...Real-Fun-.html

P.S. I am 420 friendly but if you aren't into that please know that I only ever partake outside of visits with friends unless they are the ones who want to do it. I pride myself on being professional and respecting everyone.

Thanks for taking the time to write about me! Everyone have a happy spring!

[Mbk69]

Received another real response from my post before CL went down. I ask her if she wants to smoke some weed and she says yes. I did not ask for a pic because we were just going to smoke. We meet at Starbucks and go some where in the car and smoke and just talk about all kinds of shit for what seem like a couple hours. I asked if she wanted to get in the back seat, she said yes and it was on. I start kissing her and then moved down to suck on her massive tits. After little bit I move down to her pussy and started munching on it till she O's. I did not have a condom and either did she. She starts sucking my dick with out a condom. She just used her mouth, it was great, very little hand action which I do not like anyways (I can jerk myself off). After a little while I thought would not cum with out the hand action. Not because of her, my own hang ups, but I did and it was fucking great. She swallowed every drop. Did not even need to clean myself up. I find out later she has ad up on USA under I think Nononsense lady. Emily is her name, she is not the type of woman I usually hang out with but I have to say she is one of the coolest people I have met. She is a big girl who gives a great BBBJ. I gave her $60 and drove back to Starbucks. I did call a few days later to hang out and smoke. She invites me over and we hang out for about an hour just smoking and talking. She was texting back and forth with a guy, I do not have a problem with because we were just hanging out. She says she got to go make some money and ask if I want a BJ before she goes. "Hell yes I said, but I did not expect it, but was just hoping" we both laughed and she laid on the bed and gave me a standing BBBJ. She did not even ask for money but I did not want to take advantage of her and gave her $50. FYI she did brush her teeth before she left. I said I was glad to see that, and we both laughed. She is nice so be nice to her.

It sucks CL went down I was actually doing quit well on it. In Dec I help a husband and wife out. Hubby had a small dick and he wanted her to be fucked. We met at their house and had a threesome for about an hour, I did all the fucking because she would only suck her hubbys dick. Then it took a down turn and another guy showed up, they said I did not respond fast enough and invited another guy. I had already came twice and since she did not do anal I just jerked off but while he was bouncing her up and down I place my finger so it was penetrating her ass, trying to loosen it up for hopefully the next time.

[Mbk69]

Put up an post on CL for Car Play, received a lot of fake responses of course. There was one response at 7 am the next morning which was way too early but seem totally cool when I texted back and said I only play during the week. Monday rolls around and I text her and she said come over. Easy texting, Travel Inn on Sepluveda, got the room #. Met at the door, did LE check, closed the door and fun began. I was only there for a short stay. She is a little shy to start but once she had my dick her mouth her instincts took over, It was a great standing BBBJ with her on the laying on the bed. Had to have her stop before I blew. Moved down to eat her pussy for a few minutes to bring myself back from the edge and she liked it. She asked me to fuck and I knew I was running out of time. Moved to mish with her legs up on my shoulders and me pounding as hard as I could she started pulling me in with her legs as I was pounding which I thought was pretty awesome and blew in side the condom. Went a little over the the time and she was not watching the clock. Whole session was 20 minutes for $80. I will be seeing her again because she said she is willing to open her ASS up for $75 more. Damn I wish had more cash. She is a short girl maybe 5 ft, not fat, very small tits but nice nipples. Her face is ok, she is not ugly. She said she was having a difficult posting on BP so I said I would share her # here. I will definitely be going back. YMMV. PM for her #.

I went back the next day brought her some lunch and was trying to help her get her ads up but her google phone number would not work. I helped her get an Ad up here and gave her # to few guys that PM ed me. When guys started calling (I was not there) she freaked out and texted me to fuck off, stop giving her # out and threatened to kill herself. Sorry guys it did not work out for you. I am glad I went back before her breakdown, She had been drinking, I tap that shit again, Fucked every hole, ate her pussy for a couple O's, then fucked her ass raw and came on her back. I even left her the extra condom (she did not have any) I did not use on her ass. I did text her a few days ago and she moved in with some guy. LOL I needed that condom today.

[ClayDogg]

I would think that with her broaching the subject of money could be a case for entrapment if she was LEO. Wouldn't LEO try to get the John to bring up money to show an attempt to solicit? Especially since it was thru text and on record and couldn't be denied like they could try to do if it was verbal.

I believe I've met her before. She was in North Hills, said she had a masters degree, petite blonde, right? Now, she's in West Hills. Asking $$$ an hr, right?

[PlayerN818]

Too bad, CL was my to go from time to time when not busy. Now what, anyone has a preferred online site to go similar to CL?

Doesn't this site have a classified section?