Massage Parlor Reports

[Broome333]

I swear, the older ones either don't seem to give a shit about money or ask for way too much with no in between.

Also, most of the times I've had girls start at ridiculous prices has been at New Rose for some reason (including the recent mamasan type who wanted a benjamin for L1. Usually I'm pretty polite but I don't think I could keep a straight face with that one. Maybe she thought I was new to this. I'm always super friendly and polite and I think a lot of the girls who haven't seen me assume I'm new and maybe willing to overpay due to inexperience.

I have been accused of being a tightwad but whatever. I typically stick with 40 to 60 for HJ with 80 being the max for superior service. I have very rarely got a decent BJ in an AMP so I rarely go for that option. In my experience it turns into a HJ within the first two minutes. If I do I spent 80 to 100. FS in an AMP is pretty much equivalent to a QV with an escort in my opinion. I typically try to negotiate 100 to 120 but there aren't many that will go for 100 anymore and the number that will take 120 without coping an attitude that impacts service are dwindling so I might have to rethink that sooner rather than later. I typically reserve 140 to 160 for girls that are young, hot and / or go above and beyond in some way. If there's a woman out there that's worth more than 160 for a non GFE quicky I haven't met her yet. Just my opinion, not trying to tell anyone else how to spend their money.

[BillRose]

After Mr. Broome333's report I was curious if it's just the one new girl I know most times there was two working when I stopped in was hoping the previous one was still working I liked her but once I got there I believe I got the same one described based on her body language haha and yep on the flip it felt like she wasn't into it but offered so I took her up on the handy started roaming went to pull the leggings down she said how much? I said to touch or fuck? She got all animated "no no no no fuck no suck no no no you Touch 100" I laughed LOL and made counter offer she accepted pulled the leggings down she locked her legs WTF What did we just negotiate for? I tapped her thighs hoping she would take the hint nope so I went to slide my hand up between her locked thighs she Said no touch I said less tip she made a sigh walked over and poured a bunch of hand sanitizer on my already clean hands I used it and started to wipe the excess off and she slapped my hands and dumped more on umm ok I guess she wanted hand sanitizer on her pussy was getting a little irritated with her attitude so fuck it grabbed her pussy with a handful of sanitizer she yelled Nooooo not inside ugh again what did we negotiate for?? I said again "Touch or No Touch? She didn't say anything so I went to feel again and she was limiting access so we're about 45 min into the hour I'm trying to enjoy myself while she's trying to do everything to make it less enjoyable she randomly started furiously jacking like a fire was lit under her I said wow slow down (because the fast and furious jacking never works and its not pleasant for me) she said "shhhhh! Other customer waiting" and Pointed to the other room I thought BS but let her wear her old tired arms out LOL I took over for a second getting myself ready for a pop signaled for her to finish me off went to grab her ass and she stopped and ran over to the hand sanitizer once again I said why? Because I touched myself she had me use it again fucking seriously? I swear she was trying to get me to walk out but I didn't finally finished up she wiped me up and then went out I heard her go to the restroom to wash her hands I got dressed quickly walked out and she was standing there so I walked over to the other empty room looked at it and looked at her and shook my head handed her the tip and left. It'll most definitely be awhile before I return.

[Moonshine9]

I haven't been in over a year maybe close to two. I was going off recent history. Sounds like it might be a good time to drop by. Whats on the table and what's her asking price? Last time I was there granny wanted more than the young ones.

I swear, the older ones either don't seem to give a shit about money or ask for way too much with no in between.

Also, most of the times I've had girls start at ridiculous prices has been at New Rose for some reason (including the recent mamasan type who wanted a benjamin for L1. Usually I'm pretty polite but I don't think I could keep a straight face with that one. Maybe she thought I was new to this. I'm always super friendly and polite and I think a lot of the girls who haven't seen me assume I'm new and maybe willing to overpay due to inexperience.

[Broome333]

There is one at old rose as well. Not highly advertised but I asked once back when vivi was there as I had come straight from work. We had a nice good time in there prior to the real fun.

LOL. I have been to old rose dozens of times and never knew. Of course I never asked either.

[Broome333]

So I've been to island about 6 or 7 weeks ago. I think she is ok her name is sunny nice body friendly I believe she is only one there now the old lady left. I do like the shower and sauna maybe a waste for some but nice someone else cleaning you up.

I haven't been in over a year maybe close to two. I was going off recent history. Sounds like it might be a good time to drop by. Whats on the table and what's her asking price? Last time I was there granny wanted more than the young ones.

[Wormzer93]

There is one at old rose as well. Not highly advertised but I asked once back when vivi was there as I had come straight from work. We had a nice good time in there prior to the real fun.

I've been to Island, and got a good table shower there, but I didn't want anything extra from the grandma san who massaged me. I haven't been back. I've been to Ruby several times. I tried the table shower there once, and it was too short to accommodate me. I'm 6 ft, and it was a waste of time that would have been better spent getting massaged and having fun.

[EightBallZero]

So I've been to island about 6 or 7 weeks ago. I think she is ok her name is sunny nice body friendly I believe she is only one there now the old lady left. I do like the shower and sauna maybe a waste for some but nice someone else cleaning you up.

Years ago at Island there was a Sunny, wonder if it's the same one. She only offered L1 at the time, but did give a good massage though.

[Trojanmann]

Island is pretty much the retirement home of Quad City AMPs. There was a time when it was the only AMP in town. I still stop in occasionally just for the nostalgic feeling. I don't mind a handy from grandma. If you close your eyes they all feel the same. I never tried the shower at Ruby. Mimi mentioned it once and said next time but it never came up again. I haven't been to Ruby since before the robbery. Mimi is nice and usually a good time but she was really showing her mileage even back then. Honestly they aren't really my thing but I was told years ago to always take them if offered because then the girl knows you are clean and would supposedly be more comfortable. I was always kinda grossed out wondering how clean they are plus you ended up in the sauna for 10 minutes while she rinsed things and got dried off. Lot of down time that you are paying for that could be better used. Can't say I am really sorry they have faded out.

You can't judge the shower tables experience by what's available in the QC. In places like Orlando the table shower is an event.

Yes, Mimi is aging, though she doesn't look to be as old as she actually is. There was a time a few years ago, that if a hobbyist wanted a full menu there weren't very many places to get it. Mimi accommodated, and she was a fun time. She probably is still a fun time, but there are girls in their 20's and 30's working now in the QC.

[Trojanmann]

So I've been to island about 6 or 7 weeks ago. I think she is ok her name is sunny nice body friendly I believe she is only one there now the old lady left. I do like the shower and sauna maybe a waste for some but nice someone else cleaning you up.

I've heard good things about Sunny. How's the menu?

[Tooler123]

Island is pretty much the retirement home of Quad City AMPs. There was a time when it was the only AMP in town. I still stop in occasionally just for the nostalgic feeling. I don't mind a handy from grandma. If you close your eyes they all feel the same. I never tried the shower at Ruby. Mimi mentioned it once and said next time but it never came up again. I haven't been to Ruby since before the robbery. Mimi is nice and usually a good time but she was really showing her mileage even back then. Honestly they aren't really my thing but I was told years ago to always take them if offered because then the girl knows you are clean and would supposedly be more comfortable. I was always kinda grossed out wondering how clean they are plus you ended up in the sauna for 10 minutes while she rinsed things and got dried off. Lot of down time that you are paying for that could be better used. Can't say I am really sorry they have faded out.

So I've been to island about 6 or 7 weeks ago. I think she is ok her name is sunny nice body friendly I believe she is only one there now the old lady left. I do like the shower and sauna maybe a waste for some but nice someone else cleaning you up.

[Broome333]

I've been to Island, and got a good table shower there, but I didn't want anything extra from the grandma san who massaged me. I haven't been back. I've been to Ruby several times. I tried the table shower there once, and it was too short to accommodate me. I'm 6 ft, and it was a waste of time that would have been better spent getting massaged and having fun.

Island is pretty much the retirement home of Quad City AMPs. There was a time when it was the only AMP in town. I still stop in occasionally just for the nostalgic feeling. I don't mind a handy from grandma. If you close your eyes they all feel the same. I never tried the shower at Ruby. Mimi mentioned it once and said next time but it never came up again. I haven't been to Ruby since before the robbery. Mimi is nice and usually a good time but she was really showing her mileage even back then. Honestly they aren't really my thing but I was told years ago to always take them if offered because then the girl knows you are clean and would supposedly be more comfortable. I was always kinda grossed out wondering how clean they are plus you ended up in the sauna for 10 minutes while she rinsed things and got dried off. Lot of down time that you are paying for that could be better used. Can't say I am really sorry they have faded out.

[Trojanmann]

Table showers used to be a staple of the AMP experience but they seem to have fallen out of style. Island and Ruby are the only two that I know of in the QC that have them and they generally don't offer unless you specifically ask.

I've been to Island, and got a good table shower there, but I didn't want anything extra from the grandma san who massaged me. I haven't been back. I've been to Ruby several times. I tried the table shower there once, and it was too short to accommodate me. I'm 6 ft, and it was a waste of time that would have been better spent getting massaged and having fun.

[Broome333]

I texted a couple STG girls that caught my eye. Predictably, no reply. Same thing with a few that I have had some luck with in the past. I decided to go with something simple and reliable. Turns out there is a new lady here but the description of the last one still fits. Older, average looks and a decent figure. Once in the room she threw a towel over me immediately. Not a great sign. Then she pulled a stool up to the head of the table and plopped down. Also not a good sign. I find once they sit down they don't want to get back up and that was the case here. She spent more than enough time on the shoulders and upper back. She did eventually get up and remove the towel but for the lower body she mostly used her forearms and elbows. I tried everything I could short of standing on the table and helicoptering my wang in her face to let her know why I was there but to no effect. No teasing or incidental contact at all. The massage was neither sensual and exciting nor therapeutic and relaxing. It fell in that weird in between where its just boring and makes you wonder when it will be over. Prior to the flip the towel came back out with the obvious intent that I was supposed to turn over under it and keep everything covered. I managed to push it aside but it was immediately replaced. I was almost sure I was going to get the old "we don't do that here" but after a little rubbing on the chest and belly, she motioned to the special place and said "here?" in a voice that suggested she would rather touch me any where else. I should have just said no but we all know that wasn't going to happen. She did pull her shirt up revealing an obviously store bought pair of big b's or small c's. Allowed some over the clothes roaming downstairs but balked at under the clothes so I stuck with rubbing and sucking the girls. Finished up and she cleaned up. A little massage after. On the plus side I did get the whole hour I paid for. All in all she got the job done but I will probably give it some time and try to catch the next rotation before I go back.

[Broome333]

I've been out of the game for about a year. Any of the new places popped up have showers? Or is is just the old regular ones that still have them. Thanks.

Table showers used to be a staple of the AMP experience but they seem to have fallen out of style. Island and Ruby are the only two that I know of in the QC that have them and they generally don't offer unless you specifically ask.

[EightBallZero]

I've been out of the game for about a year. Any of the new places popped up have showers? Or is is just the old regular ones that still have them. Thanks.