Strip Club Reports

[OddJob69]

It's been a few years, but I definitely have.

Late last year made my first trip there as I had time since my flight cancelled due to aircraft issue and I didn't get rebooked until 7 that night. Got there just before cover started after quick stops at Hanks and SC. Got options from three ladies. First was a no, she came in at $5. Next was a hard pass for me as she was gorgeous and claimed to squirt for $4. The deal breaker was she wanted money upfront, which for me I had one bad luck experience paying up front first, at Hanks of all places even. Since then, upfront is a red flag and deal breaker now for me. Third one wasn't as pretty as second girl, but still spinner type and easy on eyes. She asked for $3, wanted money up front, explained I don't do that, and she accepted the date in back. One warm up song just dance and nude rub to get jr going. Second a little karaoke, three, four, five main event. Cover required. Sorry I don't recall names, my first trip there and was a few months ago just before Christmas. Also saw one dude at bar behind me getting hand job with his bar side dance. He had shorts on as temp was stil high 50, low 60 that day. I can't speak to if this is norm or not, just my one and only experience.

[Nick6789]

Dropped by the Criket on a Thurdsay dayshift. Casper, a hot thin goth white girl with nice tits and minimal tats was there. Got a light touch BBBJ and cfs in doggy for 200. Would repeat.

[DirtySparty]

Have anyone had any FS at Patheion? The food is great and would love to have extras.

It's been a few years, but I definitely have.

[Sparkeyman]

Thanks for the intel on Yesna.

No clue what the grandma's name was. Definitely smaller breasts, I was trying to avoid all eye contact so she would take the hint sooner so I didn't look any more than that very first glance. She was definitely one of the more annoying ones, wouldn't take a hint.

Just tell them you are waiting for a certain girl and she already knows you are there.

[ChachiGuy]

Nobody in particular, I've just never gone during the day before, and I'm going to be in that part of town on an upcoming Friday with a little time to kill. And I can think of worse ways to kill that time than getting my knob polished at the club.

Bring a change of clothes. You will reek of smoke after leaving that place. And if you have a roaming gym membership, it doesn't hurt to slip in a shower.

[Incognito1234]

Asking a question to everyone here: are Nicole / Cassie at H8 on the night shift or just the day shift? I plan on visiting that area maybe this Saturday. My primary target is SC, but I might want to try BBFS (I usually go covered) with one of them.

Nicole is days only, through the week. Kassy rarely works the day shift. Typically, she's working the swing shift, which is from 3-9 or 3-11 (I can't remember which) but does work the full night shift from time to time.

[Horn Knee]

HK, I have never paid an ATM fee in the strip club, I either bring it with me or I don't spend it.

My advice is don't be angry about what you didn't know. Be happy about what you have done with the knowledge once you know it.

Every single person here didn't know at one point in time. For me it was 2012 I roll into the club, a girl quickly trots over and asks to sit. I reply sure. I am not really paying attention as the girls on stage has a really nice set of tits. The girl next to me is chatty and has as good hustle so 15 minutes later she ask how about I take to the VIP. I reply and why would I want to do that. She leans in close, I can still smell her scent of perfume and sweat today. She puts her lips by my ear and whispers because I want to give you a blow job.

I have been to strip clubs before and this has never happened. This is the stuff of legends, but I am a paranoid. I think it is scam. I start looking around the room thinking am I going to get arrested. If you are old enough to remember candid camera. I think they must be recording this and make a joke at my expense. The girls sees I am hesitating and she says it looks like it has been long time since you had really good one.

To which I reply, Is it that obvious? She says yes it is, let me take care of you. We go back she has me sit down and says normally I do a few warm up dances but you look like you are ready now. Should I just start?, to which I reply no warm up dances would be nice. She asks if I have a condom?, I reply no, wasn't expecting to need one. She pulls one out of her purse. She says services will be $120. She asks me if I have that much? I reply I do. She starts with the back grind and puts my hands on her tits. Then she spins around for the front grind pushes her tits in my mouth. She isn't rushing but by song 3 she dives down and expertly applies the condom. 15 minutes from the time I entered the VIP I am back at my table sipping my drink. I have now been in the club a total of 35 minutes. She walks over and says it seems you enjoyed it, and suggests if I return the following night she will do it again. I accepted her offer and was blissfully ignorant thinking she must be the only girl in the club doing this, and it was like lightening striking for her to choose me.

I have learned much since those days.

MM.

What's wild is, I've actually been offered extras in Flint / Lansing clubs before, but I thought there was some game to it kinda like you did. This was way before the pandemic though. Not like now, where they're almost never on the table in my area. Wasn't until I found these forums I even knew there were plentiful extras in this region and it's commonplace.

I've never paid an ATM fee either. I always bring what I plan to spend. I was just saying that outside THOSE particular fees (which are crazy) I'm fine with what the clubs charge.

Asking a question to everyone here: are Nicole / Cassie at H8 on the night shift or just the day shift? I plan on visiting that area maybe this Saturday. My primary target is SC, but I might want to try BBFS (I usually go covered) with one of them.

[DooMama7]

Have anyone had any FS at Patheion? The food is great and would love to have extras.

Possible via dayshift, but not a brothel atmosphere like the inkster / dearborn clubs are, but if you have some game it's possible with the right dancer.

[PebbleSparrow]

Yesna works days on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, or at least that's what she told me the last time we talked about it. Sunflower's breasts are natural.

As far as a grandma in a bikini with pigtails, that sounds like Tori, or "Tori Nips". Did she have smaller breasts and long, pencil eraser nipples? If that's the one, she's been dancing at Bogart's for as long as I can remember and is THE most annoying dancer I've ever met in a club. She thought those nipples were the greatest things, as did a lot of guys. I definitely wasn't one of them. They were a turnoff to me, in addition to the fact that I'm not attracted to her AT ALL. She had a hard time taking the hint that I wasn't interested, but before leaving she would always ask, "Do you want to tip the kitty a dollar?" For some reason, that really irked me. No, I don't want to tip the kitty a dollar, ever.

Thanks for the intel on Yesna.

No clue what the grandma's name was. Definitely smaller breasts, I was trying to avoid all eye contact so she would take the hint sooner so I didn't look any more than that very first glance. She was definitely one of the more annoying ones, wouldn't take a hint.

[Buddyboy69]

Have anyone had any FS at Patheion? The food is great and would love to have extras.

[Sanctimonious6]

Some dancers don't come in until 2. There is a swing shift, that Kassy and others work. I think it's from 3-9. As far as expectations, you can have fun earlier in the day. If they're there, they're ready to play. When I go on Fridays, I normally get there around the 2:45 - 3:30 range. It's hit and miss on Friday. Is there someone in particular that you're interested in?

Nobody in particular, I've just never gone during the day before, and I'm going to be in that part of town on an upcoming Friday with a little time to kill. And I can think of worse ways to kill that time than getting my knob polished at the club.

[Incognito1234]

I've tried to find the answer by scrolling through the thread and come up empty, so please be kind when I ask this dumb question. I know H8 opens at noon, and I know it is dead for some amount of time after opening and you can't expect any funtime too early in the day. But by around what time on, say, a Friday have enough dancers arrived that you can find a good one ready for private playtime? 2 pm? 3 pm? Later than that? Thank you.

Some dancers don't come in until 2. There is a swing shift, that Kassy and others work. I think it's from 3-9. As far as expectations, you can have fun earlier in the day. If they're there, they're ready to play. When I go on Fridays, I normally get there around the 2:45 - 3:30 range. It's hit and miss on Friday. Is there someone in particular that you're interested in?

[Sanctimonious6]

I've tried to find the answer by scrolling through the thread and come up empty, so please be kind when I ask this dumb question. I know H8 opens at noon, and I know it is dead for some amount of time after opening and you can't expect any funtime too early in the day. But by around what time on, say, a Friday have enough dancers arrived that you can find a good one ready for private playtime? 2 pm? 3 pm? Later than that? Thank you.

[Incognito1234]

I decided to visit Henrys for the first time. The layout is kind of odd. Maybe because only one stage was being used. I'm learning that I'm bad at remembering names during my visits, a bigger AA girl sat next to me as soon as I arrived and asked if I wanted to go back while reaching for my junk. Wasn't super into her, tbh I was waiting to see if Yesna was there but I don't think I saw her. Sunflower came in, danced on stage for a bit. Manmades maybe? Also not that big of an ass. Nicole had stopped by and asked if I wanted company. She's pretty skinny. My first thought was heavier drug user, has that kind of posture. Cute face though, I would've went back with her if it was my second stop and didn't release before, just to see how good her skills were. I just wasn't feeling it in the moment though. I was really just hoping and waiting for Yesna to be there but I never saw her.

After about 40 ish minutes I left and headed over to Bogarts. As soon as I walk in I was greeted by what seemed like a grandma in a bikini with pigtails, kind of a jump scare, definitely not my cup of tea.

Yesna works days on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, or at least that's what she told me the last time we talked about it. Sunflower's breasts are natural.

As far as a grandma in a bikini with pigtails, that sounds like Tori, or "Tori Nips". Did she have smaller breasts and long, pencil eraser nipples? If that's the one, she's been dancing at Bogart's for as long as I can remember and is THE most annoying dancer I've ever met in a club. She thought those nipples were the greatest things, as did a lot of guys. I definitely wasn't one of them. They were a turnoff to me, in addition to the fact that I'm not attracted to her AT ALL. She had a hard time taking the hint that I wasn't interested, but before leaving she would always ask, "Do you want to tip the kitty a dollar?" For some reason, that really irked me. No, I don't want to tip the kitty a dollar, ever.

[PebbleSparrow]

I decided to visit Henrys for the first time. The layout is kind of odd. Maybe because only one stage was being used. I'm learning that I'm bad at remembering names during my visits, a bigger AA girl sat next to me as soon as I arrived and asked if I wanted to go back while reaching for my junk. Wasn't super into her, tbh I was waiting to see if Yesna was there but I don't think I saw her. Sunflower came in, danced on stage for a bit. Manmades maybe? Also not that big of an ass. Nicole had stopped by and asked if I wanted company. She's pretty skinny. My first thought was heavier drug user, has that kind of posture. Cute face though, I would've went back with her if it was my second stop and didn't release before, just to see how good her skills were. I just wasn't feeling it in the moment though. I was really just hoping and waiting for Yesna to be there but I never saw her.

After about 40 ish minutes I left and headed over to Bogarts. As soon as I walk in I was greeted by what seemed like a grandma in a bikini with pigtails, kind of a jump scare, definitely not my cup of tea. After getting my drink and looking around, it seemed like I was going to strike out, none of the dancers looked great to me. Until Jessie came over and struck up a conversation. She's thicker (but not overweight, thick in a good way) with some larger natural tits, a really cute face. She sat down and we chatted for a good 15 or 20 minutes. Asked if I wanted a dance, agreed on $$ for more upstairs. We went up and had a good time, all covered. Her BJ skills are great, we started with CBJ then moved to CFS then back to CBJ because I was enjoying it that much. Like always, had trouble maneuvering in those booths, they're so small and cramped but got the job done. I would absolutely repeat with her. I think she works day shift on weekends, said she might try day shifts on Monday and Wedneday of this week.