Strip Club Reports

**DooMama7** · 03-11-26 17:53

Originally Posted by Buddyboy69 [View Original Post]

Have anyone had any FS at Patheion? The food is great and would love to have extras.

Possible via dayshift, but not a brothel atmosphere like the inkster / dearborn clubs are, but if you have some game it's possible with the right dancer.

**PebbleSparrow** · 03-11-26 17:32

Originally Posted by Incognito1234 [View Original Post]

Yesna works days on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, or at least that's what she told me the last time we talked about it. Sunflower's breasts are natural.

As far as a grandma in a bikini with pigtails, that sounds like Tori, or "Tori Nips". Did she have smaller breasts and long, pencil eraser nipples? If that's the one, she's been dancing at Bogart's for as long as I can remember and is THE most annoying dancer I've ever met in a club. She thought those nipples were the greatest things, as did a lot of guys. I definitely wasn't one of them. They were a turnoff to me, in addition to the fact that I'm not attracted to her AT ALL. She had a hard time taking the hint that I wasn't interested, but before leaving she would always ask, "Do you want to tip the kitty a dollar?" For some reason, that really irked me. No, I don't want to tip the kitty a dollar, ever.

Thanks for the intel on Yesna.

No clue what the grandma's name was. Definitely smaller breasts, I was trying to avoid all eye contact so she would take the hint sooner so I didn't look any more than that very first glance. She was definitely one of the more annoying ones, wouldn't take a hint.

**Buddyboy69** · 03-11-26 14:54

Have anyone had any FS at Patheion? The food is great and would love to have extras.

**Sanctimonious6** · 03-11-26 13:14

Originally Posted by Incognito1234 [View Original Post]

Some dancers don't come in until 2. There is a swing shift, that Kassy and others work. I think it's from 3-9. As far as expectations, you can have fun earlier in the day. If they're there, they're ready to play. When I go on Fridays, I normally get there around the 2:45 - 3:30 range. It's hit and miss on Friday. Is there someone in particular that you're interested in?

Nobody in particular, I've just never gone during the day before, and I'm going to be in that part of town on an upcoming Friday with a little time to kill. And I can think of worse ways to kill that time than getting my knob polished at the club.

**Incognito1234** · 03-11-26 12:52

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

I've tried to find the answer by scrolling through the thread and come up empty, so please be kind when I ask this dumb question. I know H8 opens at noon, and I know it is dead for some amount of time after opening and you can't expect any funtime too early in the day. But by around what time on, say, a Friday have enough dancers arrived that you can find a good one ready for private playtime? 2 pm? 3 pm? Later than that? Thank you.

Some dancers don't come in until 2. There is a swing shift, that Kassy and others work. I think it's from 3-9. As far as expectations, you can have fun earlier in the day. If they're there, they're ready to play. When I go on Fridays, I normally get there around the 2:45 - 3:30 range. It's hit and miss on Friday. Is there someone in particular that you're interested in?

**Sanctimonious6** · 03-11-26 12:18

I've tried to find the answer by scrolling through the thread and come up empty, so please be kind when I ask this dumb question. I know H8 opens at noon, and I know it is dead for some amount of time after opening and you can't expect any funtime too early in the day. But by around what time on, say, a Friday have enough dancers arrived that you can find a good one ready for private playtime? 2 pm? 3 pm? Later than that? Thank you.

**Incognito1234** · 03-11-26 08:46

Originally Posted by PebbleSparrow [View Original Post]

I decided to visit Henrys for the first time. The layout is kind of odd. Maybe because only one stage was being used. I'm learning that I'm bad at remembering names during my visits, a bigger AA girl sat next to me as soon as I arrived and asked if I wanted to go back while reaching for my junk. Wasn't super into her, tbh I was waiting to see if Yesna was there but I don't think I saw her. Sunflower came in, danced on stage for a bit. Manmades maybe? Also not that big of an ass. Nicole had stopped by and asked if I wanted company. She's pretty skinny. My first thought was heavier drug user, has that kind of posture. Cute face though, I would've went back with her if it was my second stop and didn't release before, just to see how good her skills were. I just wasn't feeling it in the moment though. I was really just hoping and waiting for Yesna to be there but I never saw her.

After about 40 ish minutes I left and headed over to Bogarts. As soon as I walk in I was greeted by what seemed like a grandma in a bikini with pigtails, kind of a jump scare, definitely not my cup of tea.

Yesna works days on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday, or at least that's what she told me the last time we talked about it. Sunflower's breasts are natural.

As far as a grandma in a bikini with pigtails, that sounds like Tori, or "Tori Nips". Did she have smaller breasts and long, pencil eraser nipples? If that's the one, she's been dancing at Bogart's for as long as I can remember and is THE most annoying dancer I've ever met in a club. She thought those nipples were the greatest things, as did a lot of guys. I definitely wasn't one of them. They were a turnoff to me, in addition to the fact that I'm not attracted to her AT ALL. She had a hard time taking the hint that I wasn't interested, but before leaving she would always ask, "Do you want to tip the kitty a dollar?" For some reason, that really irked me. No, I don't want to tip the kitty a dollar, ever.

**PebbleSparrow** · 03-10-26 23:39

I decided to visit Henrys for the first time. The layout is kind of odd. Maybe because only one stage was being used. I'm learning that I'm bad at remembering names during my visits, a bigger AA girl sat next to me as soon as I arrived and asked if I wanted to go back while reaching for my junk. Wasn't super into her, tbh I was waiting to see if Yesna was there but I don't think I saw her. Sunflower came in, danced on stage for a bit. Manmades maybe? Also not that big of an ass. Nicole had stopped by and asked if I wanted company. She's pretty skinny. My first thought was heavier drug user, has that kind of posture. Cute face though, I would've went back with her if it was my second stop and didn't release before, just to see how good her skills were. I just wasn't feeling it in the moment though. I was really just hoping and waiting for Yesna to be there but I never saw her.

After about 40 ish minutes I left and headed over to Bogarts. As soon as I walk in I was greeted by what seemed like a grandma in a bikini with pigtails, kind of a jump scare, definitely not my cup of tea. After getting my drink and looking around, it seemed like I was going to strike out, none of the dancers looked great to me. Until Jessie came over and struck up a conversation. She's thicker (but not overweight, thick in a good way) with some larger natural tits, a really cute face. She sat down and we chatted for a good 15 or 20 minutes. Asked if I wanted a dance, agreed on $$ for more upstairs. We went up and had a good time, all covered. Her BJ skills are great, we started with CBJ then moved to CFS then back to CBJ because I was enjoying it that much. Like always, had trouble maneuvering in those booths, they're so small and cramped but got the job done. I would absolutely repeat with her. I think she works day shift on weekends, said she might try day shifts on Monday and Wedneday of this week.

**Marelobo Mex** · 03-10-26 21:18

Originally Posted by HornKnee [View Original Post]

Frankly, I'm still cool with what they're charging overall outside ATM fees. When I used to go to non-extra clubs like Deja Vu, prices were overall insane for what you get. I'm still pissed at all the money I wasted in Lansing and Flint before I found this whole scene.

HK, I have never paid an ATM fee in the strip club, I either bring it with me or I don't spend it.

My advice is don't be angry about what you didn't know. Be happy about what you have done with the knowledge once you know it.

Every single person here didn't know at one point in time. For me it was 2012 I roll into the club, a girl quickly trots over and asks to sit. I reply sure. I am not really paying attention as the girls on stage has a really nice set of tits. The girl next to me is chatty and has as good hustle so 15 minutes later she ask how about I take to the VIP. I reply and why would I want to do that. She leans in close, I can still smell her scent of perfume and sweat today. She puts her lips by my ear and whispers because I want to give you a blow job.

I have been to strip clubs before and this has never happened. This is the stuff of legends, but I am a paranoid. I think it is scam. I start looking around the room thinking am I going to get arrested. If you are old enough to remember candid camera. I think they must be recording this and make a joke at my expense. The girls sees I am hesitating and she says it looks like it has been long time since you had really good one.

To which I reply, Is it that obvious? She says yes it is, let me take care of you. We go back she has me sit down and says normally I do a few warm up dances but you look like you are ready now. Should I just start?, to which I reply no warm up dances would be nice. She asks if I have a condom?, I reply no, wasn't expecting to need one. She pulls one out of her purse. She says services will be $120. She asks me if I have that much? I reply I do. She starts with the back grind and puts my hands on her tits. Then she spins around for the front grind pushes her tits in my mouth. She isn't rushing but by song 3 she dives down and expertly applies the condom. 15 minutes from the time I entered the VIP I am back at my table sipping my drink. I have now been in the club a total of 35 minutes. She walks over and says it seems you enjoyed it, and suggests if I return the following night she will do it again. I accepted her offer and was blissfully ignorant thinking she must be the only girl in the club doing this, and it was like lightening striking for her to choose me.

I have learned much since those days.

MM.

**DooMama7** · 03-10-26 13:46

Originally Posted by Incognito1234 [View Original Post]

So, a late report here. I went to Henry's for Friday's day shift and, as I recall, it wasn't terribly busy. Among those present were Nicole, Dallas, Yesna, Kassy, and Sunflower.

I tipped Sunflower on stage and then sat down. Yesna came over and sat beside me. We talked for a while, but I told her that I had already tipped Sunflower and was probably going to go back with her. Still, we chatted briefly before she moved on to another customer. Kassy stopped by and talked for a while as well. She's very talkative, and there's certainly never a lull in the conversation with her.

Not long after that, Sunflower came over. After talking for a bit, we went to the back. As always, I enjoy my experiences with her and will no doubt repeat with her in the future.

Other than saying hello, I didn't really talk to Nicole. Is it just me, or does it look like she's lost more weight?

On other fronts, how's Bogart's on Tuesdays? I know they have their $10 dance days but while I never go for just dances, IIRC, aren't there usually more dancers working then?

Nicole on drugs.

**Incognito1234** · 03-10-26 11:53

So, a late report here. I went to Henry's for Friday's day shift and, as I recall, it wasn't terribly busy. Among those present were Nicole, Dallas, Yesna, Kassy, and Sunflower.

I tipped Sunflower on stage and then sat down. Yesna came over and sat beside me. We talked for a while, but I told her that I had already tipped Sunflower and was probably going to go back with her. Still, we chatted briefly before she moved on to another customer. Kassy stopped by and talked for a while as well. She's very talkative, and there's certainly never a lull in the conversation with her.

Not long after that, Sunflower came over. After talking for a bit, we went to the back. As always, I enjoy my experiences with her and will no doubt repeat with her in the future.

Other than saying hello, I didn't really talk to Nicole. Is it just me, or does it look like she's lost more weight?

On other fronts, how's Bogart's on Tuesdays? I know they have their $10 dance days but while I never go for just dances, IIRC, aren't there usually more dancers working then?

**Horn Knee** · 03-09-26 23:58

Originally Posted by MareloboMex [View Original Post]

DL,

Strip clubs do all sort of dumb things, but I don't understand this policy at all.

So many nights I have set in Criket where the club is half empty or 75% empty. Why they were charge more for that defies my understanding.

MM.

You could have just gone on some dead nights. Typically, whenever I hit a strip club at night, there are a lot of customers. I don't go nearly as much as most on this board though. So, maybe I'm just hitting on some good nights. I do tend to hit when there's a concert / show in Detroit.

And they charge more, I think, because guys are horny and will put up with anything. Same reason the ATM fees are out of control. Yeah, a good chunk of people will avoid that fee and bring the cash they plan to spend, but there are enough that pull cash out in the place to make that worthwhile.

Frankly, I'm still cool with what they're charging overall outside ATM fees. When I used to go to non-extra clubs like Deja Vu, prices were overall insane for what you get. I'm still pissed at all the money I wasted in Lansing and Flint before I found this whole scene.

**Marelobo Mex** · 03-09-26 21:37

Originally Posted by DetroitLife [View Original Post]

I think the Cricket manager is explained to be that as the night goes on the entrance fee increases. I arrived at 9 and it was 20. If I arrived earlier it would have been $15.

DL,

Strip clubs do all sort of dumb things, but I don't understand this policy at all.

So many nights I have set in Criket where the club is half empty or 75% empty. Why they were charge more for that defies my understanding.

MM.

**Marelobo Mex** · 03-09-26 21:35

Originally Posted by JackOfClubs [View Original Post]

Marcela, decent body, wears glasses has been scamming people at FC for years now, I can't believe she has any customers. i think a lot of the ROB dancers (which includes the squad) simply wait until after midnight and hope for some new drunk guys to come in that they havent scammed before, because anyone of us mongers who are even semi annual regulars are aware of them and avoid them at all costs

Thanks JOC,

This makes me feel better. I don't usually go to Flight Club so I don't know the cast of characters.

Her hustle was so bad and she was obviously going to cheat me that I don't even think it was a minute that I let her sit. I was questioning if I was just being rude, but your information has confirmed for me I had an accurate read and properly avoided the problem.

MM.