Massage Parlor Reports

**IstlFun** · 03-11-26 18:51

So this month Q msg has a 2 flavors. Tall and slim (yoyo) and tall and curvy (Rita). Yoyo got caught my eye last time with her slim body with big tata. Her tata is mm C though and she's a MILF late 30. At her age she fuks for sure. She got me off guard she was asking I want to soft or hard, thought she meant if jr is soft or hard, answered hard. She turned into this sex nympho maniac wants jr so bad, slide her hand into my pant to stroke jr hard and while dfk. She's a good kisser, none of that tongue stick out crap. Pants off, she spit on her hand then stroke jr harder, and then pushed the skin all the way back and squeezed jr hard, the pee hole was gtting bigger then she stuck the tip of her tongue into it, tongue fucking it, damn never had this before. We then get on the bed with me on my fours, she checked my oil, lubed up jr (BBBJ) and msg my starfish like how monica does it. Thought she was going to tuma, sadly no, but she did more of the tongue fuck. On the flip, she continues more BBBJ and attempt to get the balls in her small mouth too, wow. She then oiled herself up and slide her ass and tata all over my body, couldn't resist seeing her beautify kitty on my face had to dive in and tongue fuck the juice out of it, damn they're sweet, beautiful kitty. On the main course cover on, she showed me the amazon sex post with me lie down and knees up, she started ride me to pound town, jr was deep in her wet kitty. We then switch to flat iron, pounding against her fluffy soft ass making those clapping sounds, then to standing (face 2 face post), and back to standing k9 to finish the trip. Pop a big one in her mouth (cim) and she continued BBBJ and squeezed jr for a last drop. After all that, throwing in the white towel, done no more. Dmg $$/45-50 minish.

Con: no greek, no starfish plays, she mumbles to herself, she's loco but loco good. She's a sexy MILF and can sure deliver the pse.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

**Supermanamp** · 03-11-26 12:15

I haven't been to BJ in a while so I wanted to see what talent they have this month. I've also been pounding my favorite girl way too much and I need fresh pussy once in a while to keep Mr. Happy, happy. Hahaha. Mamasan sent me the pictures of the girls working, and I decided to go with Kitty because she looked hot and to my taste. I made my appointment and arrived late at night to the shop. The parking lot had some cars as usual so I thought the shop might be busy. I rang the doorbell and a nice looking girl opened the door. I asked her what her name was, and she said it was Kitty. She looked different than the picture I was sent but that's to be expected sometimes. She was pretty and had a petite body, but she was more on the MILFY side in my opinion. Nonetheless, I was still happy because she was pretty and was going to get banged regardless of what she looked like since I wanted to smash new pussy, hahaha. She took me to the first room and asked me if I had the appointments with her, and I said yes. She hugged me and we LFK as I grabbed her ass. I gave her the donation, and she told me I was handsome in Chinese which of course they tell everyone so no need to comment on this as I know it's part of their routine to make you feel happy and desired. She left the room, and I got undressed and lay on the table facing up waiting for her to come back.

When she returned, she asked if I wanted a massage and I told her later if we had time. She took off her dress, and she had nice perky breasts and a decent looking body. Her body wasn't really my type but it was still nice, and I am very picky. I sat up and she came close to me and I grabbed her tatas and sucked on them. She started to drop to her knees but I told her if she wanted me to lay down, and she said yes. I laid down, and she came from behind my head and started to kiss my ears and neck. Well, this was a first. I don't remember a girl starting off like this. She then started to lick and suck my right nipple which felt so good because she was using her whole tongue to lick my entire nipple. She was making moaning sounds of excitement as she did this. Her left tata was right in my face so I put it in my mouth and sucked and licked that puppy. It felt so good that Mr. Happy was jumping for joy, hahaha. She then licked and sucked my left nipple, and I sucked her right tata as it was once again right in my face. After a while, we DFK and she climbed on me and got in the 69 position. As we 69, she gave me a nice BBBJ with BLS as I licked and tongued her kitty which was really tasty and clean. She kept making loud moaning sounds of excitement like when you are enjoying a nice piece of steak but in this case she was enjoying a big fat sausage in her mouth, hahaha. I looked at the mirror, and I could see her devouring Mr. Happy in her mouth. We devoured each other for about five minutes or so until I got up and told her I wanted to eat her kitty.

She got in the standing missionary position, and I went to town on that kitty. As I ate her out, she called me husband in Chinese and even got an I love you out of her as she moaned intensely, hahaha. But we all know this is a sex fantasy so I'll nominate her for an Oscar later, hahaha. I told her to get in the standing K9 facing the mirror, and she stuck her ass up in the air and put her face flat on the massage bed. I devoured her kitty and starfish for a few minutes as she moaned with excitement. I tongued both her sweet tasty love canals until she buckled and trembled in pleasure. I lay back on the table and told her to show Mr. Happy some love. She went to town and licked, sucked, and slurped Mr. Happy really good. She gave me a really good wet and sloppy BBBJ. She licked and slurped Mr. Happy from tip to bottom like she was playing a harmonica, hahaha. She tried to DT but she couldn't get balls deep but I'll give her kudos for trying. I then stood up, and she continued to give me a nice sloppy BBBJ on her knees. Seeing Mr. Happy go in and out of her mouth in the mirror had me hard as a rock and ready for action so I told her to fuck me first.

I lay back on the table and the cover came on. She climbed on top of me and she gave me a nice ride for a while as I squeezed her knockers. She then gave me a good pounding in ACG for a few minutes while we both moaned. She transitioned to RCG and gave me a wild ride and some occasional pounding which felt really good. She gave me eye contact in the mirror, and she was enjoying the ride she was giving me as she had an expression on enjoyment on her face.

After a few minutes, I told her I wanted to fuck her so I had her get in the standing missionary position. I smashed her really hard as we both moaned with excitement. It was time to show her Superman's true pounding power so I put her feet to shoulders and I climbed up on the massage bed with my feet on the bed and my hands supporting my body and I banged her hard. As I gave her long, hard, fast thrusts she moaned loudly and with excitement and uncontrollably. As I looked at the mirror with her legs up in the air and me slamming her furiously, it was a site to behold and cherish. She told me she was coming so I jackhammered her harder until she closed her eyes tightly and gave out a loud moan. I tried to get off her to change positions but she held on to my forearms and wouldn't let me get off as she was just enjoying the orgasm and Mr. Happy being deep inside her. After a few seconds, she finally let me go and I transitioned her into the K9 position and gave her a hard pounding for a few more minutes. Mr. Happy was exhausted and falling asleep from so much action as we are going on about 45 minutes now of nonstop pleasure, hahaha. So I asked for a BBBJCIM. I lay on the bed and the cover came off and she gave me an amazing sloppy BBBJ. Lots of spit all over Mr. Happy. She got me hard again so I told her I wanted to fuck her again. A new cover came on and I put her in the missionary position with her legs closed. I slipped in her tight kitty and smashed her hard and furiously as she told me it felt good. This position really gets me excited. Especially, when I look at the mirror and first person view of Mr. Happy going in and out of her kitty. After a few minutes of intense pounding I finally exploded in the bag.

There wasn't much time left so no time for a massage but we took a quick shower together. While I got dressed in the room, Lemon came in and she was smoking hot with big juicy melons and was pretty and was more of my type of girl. I might have to try her next but Hailey is coming back tomorrow so I'm not sure if I will because Hailey is amazing. They were both playful with me and offered a 2 girl session next time. I finished getting dressed, and both of them walked me to the door. I kissed and hugged both of them and said goodbye as I blew them kisses.

Kitty provides really good service and in my opinion you will come out with a smile at the end. Overall a really good experience even though it felt short of my high standards for an excellent rating. However, I did feel Kitty did her best to make me happy so I do recommend her. As always, your session experience may vary. Happy Mongering boys! Monger on!

**Kjunwing** · 03-11-26 10:19

Yoyo 30's glass-like skin, beautiful, HWP, MM C, petite 5'3 100 lbs, nice ass spinner build, tattoo on her upper back.

Best massage I've ever had at an AMP. 10/10.

Standard donation $$ got my full hour no rush.

Service was a mix of GFE / PSE. Very passionate and high energy.

Very good massage, nuru body slide all over my body, lfk to dfk, sloppy BBBJ, bls, camel slide (kinda similar to what Sindy at sbbbj does), acg, rcg, ended in doggy.

We had a good conversation. Good laughs and all smiles during this visit.

She asked me what I want and she delivered. Definitely repeat material. YMMV. She's elite.

**IstlFun** · 03-10-26 21:20

Stopped by to checkout Rita. She's very pretty like a jav star and her hwp is nearly perfect, standing 5'6 ish with fat natural D cup, fat ass and curvy hip. She has a body of hot latina and she said they're all natural. Opted for a quick shower before the fun, once we're in the rm, she immediately on her knees and took jr out and start the fun, rlly like girls that initiate. She was slurping jr and while unbuckling my pant, pulled her head all the way to dt, felt jr touched her throat. She pulled out for some air then spit all over jr then stroking it, oh that was rlly hot. She got on the bed with her head on edge and begging for more, slide jr all the way down her throat and did a reverse 69, ate her kitty out while msg her starfish. She did more spitting and balls licking / sucking. She was begging for pound, had to give jr a break move onto playing with her fat tatas, geez they're great for motor boat and titty fuck. Finally cover came on, start with the standing mish, pound her hard she's vocal. We then tried a new position standing (face 2 face) with her against the wall and one of her leg on my shoulder, thought the rm was coming down it was shaking as we pound faster and faster LOL. Finally move onto my favorite standing k9, both my hands on her fat tatas and give her my all, pop in bag couldn't hold it for cim, bummer. After that we both rest on the bed had a little talk of her body, she said they're all natural no surgeries. Whatsoever and she do squats to stay in shape, her english is excellent. Overall great session $$/hr, will need to see her one more time.

Con: it's too bad she's not into greek, this is why angela and blue are my number one.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

**Cosplayking2** · 03-10-26 21:10

Originally Posted by SeaBurner [View Original Post]

Getting back into the hobby after some time away. Haven't mongered on the Eastside before. Not looking for FS, but a good massage and a frisky L1. How much should I budget? I'm seeing 70 an hour?

Youll find more of what you want in the handjobs thread.

And you can assume that that's just the cost of the massage.

**JonnyWongCong** · 03-10-26 19:37

This section is cool down a bit without those Hailey's hot and heavy reviews. I figured if any new girl there to take her place. Bammm there is Lia.

I love her picture so I made a trip to visit her, was not disappointed.

She got nice hair, nose and true DSL. I couldn't keep my eye off her mm rack either. She has that naughty baddie look. I was super horny and trying to face up and get on it.

Lia said no no face down first! She then gave me a great sensual massage and amazing long hard TUMA while stroking my thang face down. It was memorizing. Then of course I flipped and got the best BJ and bls ever. There was no rush at all. I couldn't hardly wait for cover and race to completion, in her mouth please she begged. Who am I to say no?

Man the wall at BJ is paper thin becuz I could hear everything went on with another monger and Lemon from another room. He really got it going on. He pounded her good and she kept asking him you cum yet 2 x and the monger still say nah nah. Lemon was so nice, she said take your time honey. I heard all that while Lia over here giving me a head massage and while lemon was screaming louder, Lia reached and covered my ears. Hahaha. I loved that so when the dude got louder I reached up and covered hers as well. That was super hot! I may have to get a party going on in that place LOL. We laid there and kissed for a few, she tried to suck on it little more but I jumped up and said, I got to go back to work LOL. Two hunnit and I got my passionate hour, no rush. F all that from Q!

**SeaBurner** · 03-10-26 18:19

Getting back into the hobby after some time away. Haven't mongered on the Eastside before. Not looking for FS, but a good massage and a frisky L1. How much should I budget? I'm seeing 70 an hour?

Originally Posted by StuntDriver [View Original Post]

Decided to trust the MMS recommendation and visit new Coco at Liya yesterday. The place was quiet when I visited mid day.

Coco is a gorgeous yoga body young MILF with a latina ass. She says squats are her secret and it's hard to argue with those results. Short hair with blonde streak highlights, large cans with a small butterfly tattoo on her left one, and a thin middle ab line on her flat tummy. She was wearing a sports bra and a Burburry school girl skirt with midriff exposed.

Her English, like her massage, was excellent. Liya is not like Shanghai, Best, or Brisa where it's commom to skip the massage. It's definitely not Tokyo Spa where I've been rushed for time. I got a full hour of fantastic relaxation.

This store likes to keep a low profile, and the girls are YMMV, so I'll merely say that all service levels were gloriously available from Coco and I seriously considered going back the next day for another visit because I did not get enough Hot Coco.

DM if you'd like more details, but you have all the intel to go with confidence.

**KrDoggy** · 03-10-26 18:12

The quote you included by me is talking about Vivi, who is unfortunately (for us) working next in Orlando.

Originally Posted by QSeanKnowsBest [View Original Post]

I missed it, I don't know where it is.

Great comments. I don't think Seattle pricing is about to change, we all know we can get great girls for an hour for $$.

In Rita's case she can ABSOLUTELY charge a premium and get it. She is just another level of hot, can do whatever service you need.

I talked to her and its the Manhattan scene that influences her, lots of money and everyone is rushing around all the time. Not sure I buy that the scene is better in SolCal (Lia) or NYC (Rita). The Seattle area is just saturated in MPs, there is plenty of money in this area its just competition that keeps us from overpaying. I always have at least a 6-8 good options for standard rate, I might take a flyer on a beauty and sweetheart like Rita, but I'll always fall back to the norm.

Originally Posted by TastyFlavor [View Original Post]

There's been a lot of back and forth about Rita on this page, so here's a few notes I thought I would share.

1. She's from Orlando where the tip structure is higher (right now $200 gets you 1 HR in Seattle, but in Orlando $200 gets you half hr. $240+ gets you 1 hour.)

I think Rita is used to the Orlando prices so that's why when you guys are paying her $200 she's just giving you a half hour and it might seem rushed. She's still getting used to adjusting to the Seattle pricing.

2. One other thing to consider though is that I will tip slightly higher for hotter providers that provide better service than the norm. I have found in my experience that if you treat the girls generously, the girls will treat you generously. They will return the favor. That consideration might be helpful here if you're trying to get the best possible experience with Rita.

3. Many of you, including trusted senior members of the Seattle board like Krdoggy, and even her biggest critic right now Manager9 all admit how hot she is. And that she does provide great service, but it's rushed.

All the spa girls know that bad reviews are bad for business which means they make less money. Like you guys said she reads this forum daily so I am sure she will take the feedback and adjust accordingly so that future visits are unrushed. I think she just needs some more time to adjust and get used to Seattle.

**Kjunwing** · 03-10-26 18:06

I saw raving reviews on Rita and decided to stop by and see her. She has a very nice body and she's tall. She slightly tanned and beautiful. Paid standard $$ donation. We started off with lfk to dfk, side of the bed blowjob and she tried DT and then she brought out the pillow and asked me to relax, slow and sensual BBBJ, bls, 69, doggy, mish, standing mish. I couldn't finish in the cover after a long pounding session. Opted for cim instead. After the main event, opted for cuddle and talk instead of massage. Monger rang and walked in mid session to try and see Rita but I didn't feel rushed or anything. Got my full hour.

Very good experience. YMMV. My first experience with Rita is similar to my first with Angela. Will definitely repeat.

**QSeanKnowsBest** · 03-10-26 16:45

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Had fun on Sunday, she is a fantastic gal. Unreal good in the sack.

I missed it, I don't know where it is.

**Barnie** · 03-10-26 12:50

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

Pound her all you want superman LOL. After I pounded her for a bit, she wanted to CIM but I was like 'Nah. This pussy feels goood' and your BBBJ is meh.

It wasn't busy and I asked for an hour before I gave her $$ but she just moved quickly from one thing to other and I had to slow her down. She did slow down a bit but it kills the mood / flow and you end up with 10 min foreplay because she is constantly nagging by showing me the hat. She is good for a session but definitely not a repeat, for me. I think she is used to high volume and tourist shops in FL so she moves on from one customer to another quickly.

Yoyo on the other hand. Well good luck.

Thanks for the honest input.

**TastyFlavor** · 03-10-26 12:44

There's been a lot of back and forth about Rita on this page, so here's a few notes I thought I would share.

1. She's from Orlando where the tip structure is higher (right now $200 gets you 1 HR in Seattle, but in Orlando $200 gets you half hr. $240+ gets you 1 hour.)

I think Rita is used to the Orlando prices so that's why when you guys are paying her $200 she's just giving you a half hour and it might seem rushed. She's still getting used to adjusting to the Seattle pricing.

2. One other thing to consider though is that I will tip slightly higher for hotter providers that provide better service than the norm. I have found in my experience that if you treat the girls generously, the girls will treat you generously. They will return the favor. That consideration might be helpful here if you're trying to get the best possible experience with Rita.

3. Many of you, including trusted senior members of the Seattle board like Krdoggy, and even her biggest critic right now Manager9 all admit how hot she is. And that she does provide great service, but it's rushed.

All the spa girls know that bad reviews are bad for business which means they make less money. Like you guys said she reads this forum daily so I am sure she will take the feedback and adjust accordingly so that future visits are unrushed. I think she just needs some more time to adjust and get used to Seattle.

**KrDoggy** · 03-10-26 10:54

Had fun on Sunday, she is a fantastic gal. Unreal good in the sack.

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

Vivi is a freak and a naughty girl. My last session with her, we 69 ed for 40 minutes as she sucked Mr. Happy with her pausing as she was nose deep on the boys occasionally. She just couldn't get enough of sucking junior. I had to tell her I wanted to fuck or we would have 69 ed the whole hour. She did other PSE naughty stuff during my session and ended with a BBBJTCWS, she's a freak. I've been asking the SBBBJ Mamasan to bring her back and she said she would. I can't wait for her to come back.

**Manager9** · 03-10-26 09:44

Originally Posted by Mayoigo86 [View Original Post]

RITA IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! the problem is You tried to give her 200 for the hour when that's not the going rate and you wonder why the service is the way it is. Come on bro. That girl is the best no matter what state or city she goes to, in fact she always asks wherever she goes somewhere for people not to leave her reviews and people still leave so many because she's that great and some cities Admin will threaten members to Ban or delete there accounts if they mention whatever name she is using at that time because they think the reviews are fake because there are so many good ones. MONGERS DON'T NOT GO SEE HER BECAUSE OF THIS NONSENSE REVIEW. Lets. See what others have to say about her. Pay the the right amount and get the right service or be cheap and get cheap or rushed service.

Read it or ignore it. I really don't care what you think. I just post what I get at the shop without any incentives. If you think $$ doesn't get you an hour because that is not the rate then go ahead and pay whatever you want. She should have told me that $$ is not enough for an hour when I gave her that and asked for an hour but she said ok and took it.

**Supermanamp** · 03-10-26 09:31

Originally Posted by Mayoigo86 [View Original Post]

RITA IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! the problem is You tried to give her 200 for the hour when that's not the going rate and you wonder why the service is the way it is. Come on bro. That girl is the best no matter what state or city she goes to, in fact she always asks wherever she goes somewhere for people not to leave her reviews and people still leave so many because she's that great and some cities Admin will threaten members to Ban or delete there accounts if they mention whatever name she is using at that time because they think the reviews are fake because there are so many good ones. MONGERS DON'T NOT GO SEE HER BECAUSE OF THIS NONSENSE REVIEW. Lets. See what others have to say about her. Pay the the right amount and get the right service or be cheap and get cheap or rushed service.

So apparently Rita read my comment yesterday and Angela contacted me last night to ask me about it, hahaha. Angela wanted me to go see Rita last night but I live an hour and a half away from this shop. So, I'm not sure when I'll go as I have other girls who work closer to me just begging for the pounding might of Superman, hahaha. However, I'll eventually go see Rita. Angela said $$ was not the correct amount for an hour of amazing service with Rita and that Rita provides the same level as service as she does. This makes sense because Rita is one of Angela's sefus (teachers). However, Rita should let her customers know of this and then dudes can either pay more or leave if they don't want to cough up the extra green. Providing bad service and getting a bad review for not getting the amount of tip you want is the girl's fault not the customer's. Anyways, that's my two cents on the matter. Rita, I haven't forgotten about you. The mighty Superman is still coming for you sooner or later, hahaha.