Massage Parlor Reports

**Kjunwing** · 03-10-26 18:06

I saw raving reviews on Rita and decided to stop by and see her. She has a very nice body and she's tall. She slightly tanned and beautiful. Paid standard $$ donation. We started off with lfk to dfk, side of the bed blowjob and she tried DT and then she brought out the pillow and asked me to relax, slow and sensual BBBJ, bls, 69, doggy, mish, standing mish. I couldn't finish in the cover after a long pounding session. Opted for cim instead. After the main event, opted for cuddle and talk instead of massage. Monger rang and walked in mid session to try and see Rita but I didn't feel rushed or anything. Got my full hour.

Very good experience. YMMV. My first experience with Rita is similar to my first with Angela. Will definitely repeat.

**QSeanKnowsBest** · 03-10-26 16:45

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Had fun on Sunday, she is a fantastic gal. Unreal good in the sack.

I missed it, I don't know where it is.

**Barnie** · 03-10-26 12:50

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

Pound her all you want superman LOL. After I pounded her for a bit, she wanted to CIM but I was like 'Nah. This pussy feels goood' and your BBBJ is meh.

It wasn't busy and I asked for an hour before I gave her $$ but she just moved quickly from one thing to other and I had to slow her down. She did slow down a bit but it kills the mood / flow and you end up with 10 min foreplay because she is constantly nagging by showing me the hat. She is good for a session but definitely not a repeat, for me. I think she is used to high volume and tourist shops in FL so she moves on from one customer to another quickly.

Yoyo on the other hand. Well good luck.

Thanks for the honest input.

**TastyFlavor** · 03-10-26 12:44

There's been a lot of back and forth about Rita on this page, so here's a few notes I thought I would share.

1. She's from Orlando where the tip structure is higher (right now $200 gets you 1 HR in Seattle, but in Orlando $200 gets you half hr. $240+ gets you 1 hour.)

I think Rita is used to the Orlando prices so that's why when you guys are paying her $200 she's just giving you a half hour and it might seem rushed. She's still getting used to adjusting to the Seattle pricing.

2. One other thing to consider though is that I will tip slightly higher for hotter providers that provide better service than the norm. I have found in my experience that if you treat the girls generously, the girls will treat you generously. They will return the favor. That consideration might be helpful here if you're trying to get the best possible experience with Rita.

3. Many of you, including trusted senior members of the Seattle board like Krdoggy, and even her biggest critic right now Manager9 all admit how hot she is. And that she does provide great service, but it's rushed.

All the spa girls know that bad reviews are bad for business which means they make less money. Like you guys said she reads this forum daily so I am sure she will take the feedback and adjust accordingly so that future visits are unrushed. I think she just needs some more time to adjust and get used to Seattle.

**KrDoggy** · 03-10-26 10:54

Had fun on Sunday, she is a fantastic gal. Unreal good in the sack.

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

Vivi is a freak and a naughty girl. My last session with her, we 69 ed for 40 minutes as she sucked Mr. Happy with her pausing as she was nose deep on the boys occasionally. She just couldn't get enough of sucking junior. I had to tell her I wanted to fuck or we would have 69 ed the whole hour. She did other PSE naughty stuff during my session and ended with a BBBJTCWS, she's a freak. I've been asking the SBBBJ Mamasan to bring her back and she said she would. I can't wait for her to come back.

**Manager9** · 03-10-26 09:44

Originally Posted by Mayoigo86 [View Original Post]

RITA IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! the problem is You tried to give her 200 for the hour when that's not the going rate and you wonder why the service is the way it is. Come on bro. That girl is the best no matter what state or city she goes to, in fact she always asks wherever she goes somewhere for people not to leave her reviews and people still leave so many because she's that great and some cities Admin will threaten members to Ban or delete there accounts if they mention whatever name she is using at that time because they think the reviews are fake because there are so many good ones. MONGERS DON'T NOT GO SEE HER BECAUSE OF THIS NONSENSE REVIEW. Lets. See what others have to say about her. Pay the the right amount and get the right service or be cheap and get cheap or rushed service.

Read it or ignore it. I really don't care what you think. I just post what I get at the shop without any incentives. If you think $$ doesn't get you an hour because that is not the rate then go ahead and pay whatever you want. She should have told me that $$ is not enough for an hour when I gave her that and asked for an hour but she said ok and took it.

**Supermanamp** · 03-10-26 09:31

Originally Posted by Mayoigo86 [View Original Post]

RITA IS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING!! the problem is You tried to give her 200 for the hour when that's not the going rate and you wonder why the service is the way it is. Come on bro. That girl is the best no matter what state or city she goes to, in fact she always asks wherever she goes somewhere for people not to leave her reviews and people still leave so many because she's that great and some cities Admin will threaten members to Ban or delete there accounts if they mention whatever name she is using at that time because they think the reviews are fake because there are so many good ones. MONGERS DON'T NOT GO SEE HER BECAUSE OF THIS NONSENSE REVIEW. Lets. See what others have to say about her. Pay the the right amount and get the right service or be cheap and get cheap or rushed service.

So apparently Rita read my comment yesterday and Angela contacted me last night to ask me about it, hahaha. Angela wanted me to go see Rita last night but I live an hour and a half away from this shop. So, I'm not sure when I'll go as I have other girls who work closer to me just begging for the pounding might of Superman, hahaha. However, I'll eventually go see Rita. Angela said $$ was not the correct amount for an hour of amazing service with Rita and that Rita provides the same level as service as she does. This makes sense because Rita is one of Angela's sefus (teachers). However, Rita should let her customers know of this and then dudes can either pay more or leave if they don't want to cough up the extra green. Providing bad service and getting a bad review for not getting the amount of tip you want is the girl's fault not the customer's. Anyways, that's my two cents on the matter. Rita, I haven't forgotten about you. The mighty Superman is still coming for you sooner or later, hahaha.

**Mayoigo86** · 03-10-26 08:38

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**Supermanamp** · 03-09-26 23:48

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

Vivi came here before going to LA? I thought she directly went on vacation from FL to CA when she told me that she is going on a vacation. Well deserved break for both of them. Vivi is truly one of a kind and #1 on my list. I have never had a bad experience with her no matter the day or time. That woman is just perfection and DIRTY at the same time. Hailey is pretty much on the same trajectory. Session with either of them is just bliss.

Vivi is a freak and a naughty girl. My last session with her, we 69 ed for 40 minutes as she sucked Mr. Happy with her pausing as she was nose deep on the boys occasionally. She just couldn't get enough of sucking junior. I had to tell her I wanted to fuck or we would have 69 ed the whole hour. She did other PSE naughty stuff during my session and ended with a BBBJTCWS, she's a freak. I've been asking the SBBBJ Mamasan to bring her back and she said she would. I can't wait for her to come back.

**Supermanamp** · 03-09-26 23:02

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

Pound her all you want superman LOL. After I pounded her for a bit, she wanted to CIM but I was like 'Nah. This pussy feels goood' and your BBBJ is meh.

It wasn't busy and I asked for an hour before I gave her $$ but she just moved quickly from one thing to other and I had to slow her down. She did slow down a bit but it kills the mood / flow and you end up with 10 min foreplay because she is constantly nagging by showing me the hat. She is good for a session but definitely not a repeat, for me. I think she is used to high volume and tourist shops in FL so she moves on from one customer to another quickly.

Yoyo on the other hand. Well good luck.

Yeah, Rita does sound like a fast service queen but with this hobby being YMMV, I guess we will see. Plus in the Superman movies all the girls love Superman. Well, all the girls just love SupermanAMP, they just can't get enough of him. Hahaha. If I go see Rita, I'll post a review. Stay tuned kids.

**KrDoggy** · 03-09-26 22:48

Just used to being the headliner, even has problems with lesser girls in her shop. But she can provide an elite experience.

Originally Posted by Bristleback12 [View Original Post]

I was introduced to Yoyo by Rita last week, decided to go back and see her. I see a few attitude based, negative comments here and was surprised, because I had an amazing time. She welcomed me in, asked what I wanted. I told her to decide how we spend time, she proceeded to give me body slide massage with some oil. I don't think I have ever enjoyed the massage time at an MP until then, very sensual experience. She didn't disappoint on the action side either, changed positions willingly, didn't shy away and had an open mind to everything I wanted to try. I will definitely go back and see her again.

**KrDoggy** · 03-09-26 22:46

Both girls need a break, just had a nice time together, the duo will happen.

Agree on both. That duo may do me in happily, can't think of a better way to go out.

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

Vivi came here before going to LA? I thought she directly went on vacation from FL to CA when she told me that she is going on a vacation. Well deserved break for both of them. Vivi is truly one of a kind and #1 on my list. I have never had a bad experience with her no matter the day or time. That woman is just perfection and DIRTY at the same time. Hailey is pretty much on the same trajectory. Session with either of them is just bliss.

**JonnyWongCong** · 03-09-26 21:48

Originally Posted by Manager9 [View Original Post]

Pound her all you want superman LOL. After I pounded her for a bit, she wanted to CIM but I was like 'Nah. This pussy feels goood' and your BBBJ is meh.

It wasn't busy and I asked for an hour before I gave her $$ but she just moved quickly from one thing to other and I had to slow her down. She did slow down a bit but it kills the mood / flow and you end up with 10 min foreplay because she is constantly nagging by showing me the hat. She is good for a session but definitely not a repeat, for me. I think she is used to high volume and tourist shops in FL so she moves on from one customer to another quickly.

Yoyo on the other hand. Well good luck.

Well I would love to pound both of them sifu and xue mey for an hour, if money ain't shit.

**BayouJ** · 03-09-26 21:04

Stopped in om Sunday. Terrible. Don't waste your time.

The pro is that it was cold as fuck outside and the massage table was heated.

The con. The provider sucked. And was also a bit of a ****. YMMV.

**Manager9** · 03-09-26 19:52

Originally Posted by Supermanamp [View Original Post]

Thanks for the heads up on Rita bro. It sounds like she might not be as good as the GOAT Angela if she does rush service. However, I might still give Rita a go as Angela recommended her to me and even asked me if I have gone to see her yet. So it's just a matter of time on me going to see Rita. Rita, if you are reading this ask Angela about Superman and she'll tell you who I am just like Blue told Angela about me before I saw her. Rita, you've been targeted to feel the pounding might of Superman, get ready. Hahaha.

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

I can confirm she is tall and extremely hot. Probably even hotter than Irene, who sets the standard for me.

I hate the rushing though, I would go when the place is not busy if possible. I will ask for a full hour and if that is a no go will skip her, regardless of looks.

Yoyo. Facepalm.

Pound her all you want superman LOL. After I pounded her for a bit, she wanted to CIM but I was like 'Nah. This pussy feels goood' and your BBBJ is meh.

It wasn't busy and I asked for an hour before I gave her $$ but she just moved quickly from one thing to other and I had to slow her down. She did slow down a bit but it kills the mood / flow and you end up with 10 min foreplay because she is constantly nagging by showing me the hat. She is good for a session but definitely not a repeat, for me. I think she is used to high volume and tourist shops in FL so she moves on from one customer to another quickly.

Yoyo on the other hand. Well good luck.