Massage Parlor Reports

[JulesVerne1828]

Anyone been here? No fuck way this place is PG.

New account, 4 posts in your first day, one says "Trust Me," and you would like others to contribute. Not exactly the way it works. If you want to find out about a place, perhaps go, then report back. At that point, others might chime in.

[Member #7216]

Anyone been here? No fuck way this place is PG.

[Blowme3]

Best was full. Older mt recommend happy feet. Even gave me a card.

Zero people at happy feet. Got a hr for. 70.

Nothing happend no touching.

10/10 don't recommend.

[Badman6]

As you can see from this thread and RM, there is little information here. I have mostly given up on the area but that doesn't mean you won't find a gem. If you want consistency and more services, you are likely better off driving around the sound. If HE is all, then you might be OK with Royal (Silverdale), Peaceful4 U, UndoStress (Bremerton). MileHill in POrch used to be FS, but the bait / switch or poor service stopped my patronage. In all these unproven areas, I'd pre-negotiate and definitely show up at a slow time. Remember during the negotiation, you can always come back after looking at other shops. By respectfully walking out, you are sending a message that you are in control, which is really to your advantage. Having a good west-side provider would be great but that hasn't been the case for 14+ months.

Best place for FS in Kitsap is Jia in Bremerton. 30 something Coacoa. Easy on the eyes. Think MILF. MM are B / C a good handful and sensitive. $$ get a you a 30 min professional level Thai massage. Extra services are covered. BLS, DT, Mish, Doggy. Ask for what you would like and she will let you know if she up for it. Call ahead as there is really no waiting room to speak of.

[JulesVerne1828]

Good morning fellow mongers, I've not seen a lot of posting for places in or around Bremerton. Does anybody have a recommendation for a relaxing massage and HE from a therapist that is at least decent on the eyes. If you have a recommendation, please either post on open form or you can DM me. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

As you can see from this thread and RM, there is little information here. I have mostly given up on the area but that doesn't mean you won't find a gem. If you want consistency and more services, you are likely better off driving around the sound. If HE is all, then you might be OK with Royal (Silverdale), Peaceful4 U, UndoStress (Bremerton). MileHill in POrch used to be FS, but the bait / switch or poor service stopped my patronage. In all these unproven areas, I'd pre-negotiate and definitely show up at a slow time. Remember during the negotiation, you can always come back after looking at other shops. By respectfully walking out, you are sending a message that you are in control, which is really to your advantage. Having a good west-side provider would be great but that hasn't been the case for 14+ months.

[MongerHalic]

Good morning fellow mongers, I've not seen a lot of posting for places in or around Bremerton. Does anybody have a recommendation for a relaxing massage and HE from a therapist that is at least decent on the eyes. If you have a recommendation, please either post on open form or you can DM me. Any help would be greatly appreciated.

[DJNoName]

I have been to royal a few times In the past month and always got offered extra HJ towards the end. Usually with 40/70 tip upon negotiation.

But there's so many spas on kitsap way and other areas can we start sharing more intel where the good ones are and what's being offered?

[DJNoName]

Been a few years but when I was there, I got a nice massage with happy ending offered think she asked for 60 which felt steep.

She have a good massage though looks wise maybe 6/10.

But I left feeling good.

Anyone got the scoop on the Asian massage spot on Wheaton?

[Pnwguy247]

Anyone got the scoop on the Asian massage spot on Wheaton?

[NikKnew1]

I see ACME on 303 in Bremerton massage advertising on a number of sites. Any intel on if it offers anything upgrades from standard massage?

Cheers.

[JulesVerne1828]

It's an old granny. I'll give her a 2 in looks. It was 50 for 30 minutes. No discussion of tip during massage. HJ only, OTC roaming. I might go back just to chase the unexpected, but it's at the bottom of my list.

Thanks for your report.

[ElVatoLoco8869]

It would appear that there is a new place on S. Bethel (Port Orchard). Corner of Rose and Bethel, across from the fire station. Pictures on GMaps. Add also on STG.

Just an FYI.

It's an old granny. I'll give her a 2 in looks. It was 50 for 30 minutes. No discussion of tip during massage. HJ only, OTC roaming. I might go back just to chase the unexpected, but it's at the bottom of my list.

[JulesVerne1828]

It would appear that there is a new place on S. Bethel (Port Orchard). Corner of Rose and Bethel, across from the fire station. Pictures on GMaps. Add also on STG.

Just an FYI.

[Malencho]

Whats going on Undo stress? Lots of cars! New girls?

[Malencho]

Horrible experience. Where do I start? From the beginning, I go in and the normal questions come in. How long? How are you? I pay for half hour. The massage is bad, not even meh. Feather her fingers over the same spot like that's supposed to do something. No Tease! No Hints! On the flip, She says what I want, I signal, she asks how much? I give the standard price offer, she says no. Ok negotiating, cool. So I ask how you want, she won't say, she wants me to keep throwing prices at her, like this is the price is right or something. I just say never mind. She finishes the massage with a foot massage while mumbling she never met something who didn't like that. Trying to explain to someone who has limited English skills, how frustrated you are is pointless because you will get the standard "I don't know" Damage, 50 HF 20 tip.

Also, the younger lady at Undo Stress is gone, maybe she left, don't know. I ask the older lady if she was getting a replacement, she said she don't know. But she knows other lady is not coming back. What happen?

Mile Hill place is closed. Trying calling, disconnected number. No FS with ladies who know how to treated a man. Just standard service workers, Pay me, Hurry up, ok bye!