Escort Reports

**Qrout** · 03-08-26 21:04

I see this woman's ad on the local boards a lot which makes me suspect quality is subpar. https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ukee/203311382 I was having a really hard time finding someone to answer my text after my most dependable 304 ghosted. Kirby responded immediately and I was at her notell in 30 minutes. As I expected it was a total rats nest. There was a garbage pile half way to the ceiling in the corner of the room with broken eggshells and other food scraps. The rest of the room pretty much matched that. Kirby was on the bed without a sheet, with empty food wrapers, full ash treys and who knows what that hard suitcase like thing under the blanket was. Her complexion also suggested what her recreational preferences are. I was there for a BBJ and despite everything that woman can play the flute like a maestro. She doesn't do it like a energize porn movie bunny but rather takes her time. For how good it was I could not conclude (age) so I got the upgrade and went FS. Unfortunately the smell was horrendous. So horrendous quickly went limp and I quit after 2 minutes. Because her "room mate", who I never saw, was in the bathroom I could not wash up. So kirbys's stench followed me to my car and got right into the passenger seat. I sprayed myself with hand sanatizer hoping that would cover the smell. Nope. I could still smell her like she was in the car for the entire 20 minute drive home. Even after washing myself off in the bathroom I could smell her. Maybe she got on my clothes somehow? Anyway there she is, the good and bad.

**Qrout** · 03-08-26 19:36

Originally Posted by Overtaut [View Original Post]

Met with her, hosted by the south side. Definitely thick but very nice and easy going. Great conversation and even mentioned she has a sister that hosts somewhere in Madison. I don't recall the sisters name but apparently she has a body just like Ice Spice as she described it. Overall good and I loved seeing the recoil as she fucked me back while she was in doggy. Might return if I'm craving her type of body.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ukee/203248920

Maybe I caught her on a bad day but I had a different experience with her. When I met her she had a huge black eye. When fun time started she did a blow job with cover for about 30 seconds before she tried to get to the main event. I wasn't even 1/4 hard yet and she was already trying to put the condom on. The deed with her is basically her pulling her pants down and bending over so you can stick in and get it over with. Yes she has a nice big ass but that is not going to offset her idea of good service is the same as a worker at the DMV. A street walker will charge less and be more inspired to give a decent blowjob. After much struggling I complete the deed. She then gets several calls from her "boyfriend" and yells into the phone at the top of her lungs for 2-3 minutes and hangs up. He keeps calling her back and she again yells into the phone with her outside voice. Went through several cycles of this routine like a 1970's cartoon about social dysfunction. will not repeat

**Qrout** · 03-08-26 19:27

Originally Posted by SpookyBoi3 [View Original Post]

I've tried texting her for like three different time but nothing. Any been with her or had luck getting in touch (BTW my first time posting on here).

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mary-fox...lwaukee-129111

She was advertising on Tryst a few months back. In her ad she said she would be available on select weekends. Every time she would announce the weekend I would work out a time and she would ghost me. This is after going through her screening. I get the impression she got a real job and thought she would occasionally 304 on the side. I suspect she figured out she doesn't even need to the weekend thing anymore and deleted her tryst ad. If makes you feel any better someone posted on here that she wasn't as great as her pictures when I asked the same thing you are.

**HappyGuy87** · 03-08-26 12:49

Originally Posted by Onlynoncence [View Original Post]

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cine/203264647

Got scammed for 6. $ outcall. Stay away.

A little more info would help. Please don't say you sent a deposit! That would be much of a scam, but more so a very huge lack of judgement on your part.

HG87.

**SpookyBoi3** · 03-08-26 03:19

I've tried texting her for like three different time but nothing. Any been with her or had luck getting in touch (BTW my first time posting on here).

https://www.eroticmonkey.ch/mary-fox...lwaukee-129111

**Onlynoncence** · 03-08-26 00:06

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...cine/203264647

Got scammed for 6. $ outcall. Stay away.

**Overtaut** · 03-07-26 18:19

Met with her, hosted by the south side. Definitely thick but very nice and easy going. Great conversation and even mentioned she has a sister that hosts somewhere in Madison. I don't recall the sisters name but apparently she has a body just like Ice Spice as she described it. Overall good and I loved seeing the recoil as she fucked me back while she was in doggy. Might return if I'm craving her type of body.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ukee/203248920

**Vermillion72** · 03-07-26 15:32

I'm old and all so, this my not be news to why'all.

304 is apparently the social media term for escort.

This morning, I found some Chicago slores I had forgotten about on 304 TikTok. Just search.

Happy mongering!

**CuteWOne** · 03-07-26 11:09

Saw her recently, she's at a hotel in west all is now. I never saw her before her state vacation but I wish I would have! Good times were had for sure. She is safe and a good time.

**Sanctimonious6** · 03-07-26 08:23

Originally Posted by DaveDream [View Original Post]

That's a good point about looks. Most of the reviews say the ladies are average looking a best. I won't go as far as Cheese fed girls like you said. LMAO!!

To be fair, I've seen a few nice looking providers there over the years, but usually their service was mediocre. Only once have I gotten to play with a very attractive woman who actually provided very good service. That was Lea. You can read plenty about her in the Madison forum.

**DaveDream** · 03-06-26 21:57

That's a good point about looks. Most of the reviews say the ladies are average looking a best. I won't go as far as Cheese fed girls like you said. LMAO!!

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

Like DD says, go to the Madison forum. There's a whole thread about it. But really here's all you need to know. GH has its place in the mongering ecosystem because it's safe, reliable, and always available (within it's business hours). You show up there with your money and you will get to have sex with a woman. Most of them are not particularly attractive. Lots of "thick" cheese-fed Wisconsin girls. There are usually four of them working, but maybe one or more of them will be occupied when you get there, so you will generally get your choice from a lineup of two to four options. I've had one great experience there, a few okay experience, and several depressing experiences. They have showers, which is nice. It seems to have political protection, so it feels safe from law enforcement. For me, it's the outlet of last resort, and I go there very rarely anymore. It's been a while, so I don't even know what the current pricing is. But it's probably not much less than what you'd spend in NYC for a memorable, ultra-hot session with an ultra-hot Asian woman who will do absolutely anything you want at any of the dozens of parlors in Manhattan.

**DieselMike** · 03-06-26 21:51

Originally Posted by BladeCruiser [View Original Post]

I'm currently in another state so link to provider is moot. But I was stupid, you can learn from it.

Ordered an outcall to my room. Shows up with a "bodyguard. " I say he can't come in. Provider then proceeds to try and cash and dash. And they didn't look like their profile pics.

My property, health, and wallet suffered no damage but if they come with a "friend" and it's a catfish, date is over. Don't be stupid like me hoping it will turn out.

I've always wondered how things would go if a guy took a "bodyguard" with him to an incall. Someone to help with the bathroom check and then watch the door outside. Maybe negotiate a "twofer" with the provider and take turns.

**BladeCruiser** · 03-06-26 20:11

I'm currently in another state so link to provider is moot. But I was stupid, you can learn from it.

Ordered an outcall to my room. Shows up with a "bodyguard. " I say he can't come in. Provider then proceeds to try and cash and dash. And they didn't look like their profile pics.

My property, health, and wallet suffered no damage but if they come with a "friend" and it's a catfish, date is over. Don't be stupid like me hoping it will turn out.

**Sanctimonious6** · 03-06-26 11:39

Originally Posted by Onlynoncence [View Original Post]

Let me know if we can do a group or 2:1. I want to try.

I don't do group banking. I like to keep my finances private.

**Sanctimonious6** · 03-06-26 08:53

Originally Posted by Sanctimonious6 [View Original Post]

Like DD says, go to the Madison forum. There's a whole thread about it. But really here's all you need to know. GH has its place in the mongering ecosystem because it's safe, reliable, and always available (within it's business hours). You show up there with your money and you will get to have sex with a woman. Most of them are not particularly attractive. Lots of "thick" cheese-fed Wisconsin girls. There are usually four of them working, but maybe one or more of them will be occupied when you get there, so you will generally get your choice from a lineup of two to four options. I've had one great experience there, a few okay experience, and several depressing experiences. They have showers, which is nice. It seems to have political protection, so it feels safe from law enforcement. For me, it's the outlet of last resort, and I go there very rarely anymore. It's been a while, so I don't even know what the current pricing is. But it's probably not much less than what you'd spend in NYC for a memorable, ultra-hot session with an ultra-hot Asian woman who will do absolutely anything you want at any of the dozens of parlors in Manhattan.

I will just add that in my opinion, it is not worth the hour-plus drive from Milwaukee.