Massage Parlor Reports

**DoubledPlease** · 03-05-26 23:06

Originally Posted by Lefty2887 [View Original Post]

Down in Santa Ana for work, looking through ads and I ended up going to what I found out is Sweet Castle. I didn't intend on the two girl combo, but here we are, haha.

Iris has long black hair, cute face, shaved innie, and natural Bs / Cs. She leads me to the room, and since I had some time I opted for the hour. She wanted to start with a massage, but I asked to start with a table shower instead.

I'm face down and she starts washing me, soaping me up in all the right places. Some teasing and then she rinses me off. I thought that was that, which would have been fine, but then comes what I assume was nuru gel. I'm still face down, and she does a great job sliding her body all over me.

At some point, Joanna comes in. Joanna is a little bit shorter than Iris. If Iris was around 5'4" or 5'5", Joanna would be around 5'3" or maybe 5'2". Joanna has a pretty face, long brown hair, shaved innie, and MM large Cs.

Joanna asks if I want two girls, and at that point I couldn't resist. Clothes off and after a quick rinse, she helps with the massage. Iris swaps out and Joanna continues with the body slides. I flip over and after some more body-to-body action, some DFK and then Joanna goes for the BBBJ.

Rinse off then back to the room where Iris rejoins us. DFK with first Joanna, and then Iris. They're both good kissers in their own way, and both very affectionate.

Joanna continues where she left off and heads down for the BBBJ, while Iris and I alternate between DFK and me sucking on her tits. I take a breath and look down at Joanna, and then Iris points me to the mirror so I could get a better view, haha.

The girls are in full control and they have me lie on the table. Iris takes her turn with the BBBJ while I DFK Joanna and roaming my hands all over her body. Joanna is warmed up and wants me to DATY. She hops on my face and I start sucking away, while Iris continues with the BBBJ.

How does one find this sweet castle?

**TheVistMan** · 03-05-26 21:14

Originally Posted by NoahBennett [View Original Post]

Very interesting and fun review to read. "Bubblegum pink in your area, I am definitely in! ".

He's not lying about the pink. It's pretty funny because in room 4 where I saw her last, they have a pink lightbulb, she is wearing all pink, and pink hair. It was like a flamingo exploded in the room.

**TheVistMan** · 03-05-26 21:08

Originally Posted by KammyMike [View Original Post]

I remember you commented in regards to OA reviews saying most of it are shills. Is this what you were talking about?

From the writing perspective, you have to think it somewhat of an AI generated.

I wouldn't know an AI write up if it was labelled AI. LOL. Outside of my realm. I have tried to stay quiet for the most part but it has been getting out of hand lately. I also do not want to accuse anyone of anything until I have absolute proof. For instance, someone once copied a review I made here and posted it to rubmaps word for word as their own. It was easy to call him out because I wrote the damn thing. I would post some screenshots but I think most are aware of the situation. I am sure I am on some ignored lists as well since I primarily visit the same 2 shops and get king treatment but it is what it is.

**Noah Bennett** · 03-05-26 20:44

Originally Posted by Applepie067 [View Original Post]

Warning. This is going to be a lengthy read. But I promise you it's worth it.

I treat these forums as a personal sex diary that I can look back to when I'm 80 and in a nursing home and can't get it up, but I still want to relive my golden years of being a perpetually horny male in my 30's eternally on the hunt, on a quest to find my dream bombshell spa wife. So there's going to be a ton of detail here. But I assure you it's a very good read. I know because after I posted my review and read it again, I got rock hard again and almost had to rub one out!

Anyways, a little backstory to begin.

Very interesting and fun review to read. "Bubblegum pink in your area, I am definitely in! ".

**TheVistMan** · 03-05-26 20:17

MMS texted me at last night to let me know Linda was back (I keep asking for her. LOL). I know she got alot of traction her last time around and there was much confusion due to some fake reviews about her being a blonde. She is late 20's, 5'4 ish, 100 lbs soaking wet, MM C cups, tramp stamp on her back, perfect ass, shaved kitty, and DARK BROWN hair that is about as coarse and nappy as you will ever see on an Asian girl. I have seen her approaching 20 times now and I still find myself constantly playing with her hair / head. While Coco is still my service queen, Linda is by far my GFE / sensual goto. I even went to San Diego multiple times this past month to see her. Of course being 20 or so visits in, we have a great connection so my sessions are no doubt different than a first time visitor so I won't go into detail on todays visit but I cannot praise her enough. Met Zoey while I was there as well. Can confirm that she is NOT the same Zoey as before. She is very cute, early 30's, great body busting out of her dress. Gave me a kiss and requested for me to return to see her. I think Linda said something to her in Chinese to make her leave the room but not sure. If you are a pound town resident, you probably will not be as impressed with Linda as I am but if you want a slow, sensual, mesmerizing GND beauty then check her out and thank me later.

I know I received many DMs about Linda last time around so I wanted to give the shout out to you guys. Yes it is her and she said that she will be here for 10 days before returning to San Diego.

TVM.

**Dildo Baggens** · 03-05-26 20:12

May I suggest if you feel someone is a shill and is writing reviews to curry favor from X, why or Z MP, then please bring it to the attention of Admin. I can probably speak for most of us here, that we like when our fellow mongers publish price and house fee. Having to take all that time PM-ing to ascertain fees and such is a waste of time.

Sincerely,

DB.

Instead of quoting them you should report them.

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**Applepie067** · 03-05-26 19:56

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**CamsV** · 03-05-26 19:26

Haven't ever used the ignore feature but I ignored faceless and will add more now if you share.

No need to quote them, just add them to your ignore list. To the rest of you guys your enjoyment of the forum is in direct proportion to the number of guys you put on your ignore list.

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**KammyMike** · 03-05-26 19:17

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Two things, AI's can spell, and if you think somebody is fake report their post.

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**Applepie067** · 03-05-26 18:14

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**Applepie067** · 03-05-26 18:01

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If you don't knock this shit of and start using the report post button you are gonna get banned.

If he's a shill I'll see it and deal with it, you run more people off with this relentless bullshit than shills do.

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**TheVistMan** · 03-05-26 17:55

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**JerrySmi123** · 03-05-26 17:53

I was told that OA have some banger hits this few weeks, and since I saw that there was no report on Chole at OA, I was curious why no one had given her a chance. So I went in today and took the chance, and it paid out gloriously. Went to OA in the late afternoon, Emma graced me with a smile and pulled me to the middle room, confirm that I am here for Chole, and she sent her in as I am getting ready. She is really great looking in the classy and elegant sorta way, not sure if she is pure Chinese or not with her exotic look, but I am not here to find her heritage, but she looks mighty fine to be in the biz is what I am trying to say. Petite and lean shape bod, got a pair of B-C size natural, areola is quarter size, soft on hands and fits my palm perfectly so nothing goes to waste, trimmed clam with those soft puppy hair that didn't interfere with the munching with a bubble butt that is not overly special but got the job done.

Once I got on the bed she got naked and started to give me a real great full body massage which I definitely needed, she is very detail-oriented with me, kept asking which area I want it harder or softer, which it is always a plus for me when the gal obviously aim to please. Didn't started teasing until after she wipe of the light oil off my back, started me a cat bath, got those nail scratch on the thigh and the nads down nicely, but didn't offer rim and I didn't ask, but pretty sure she wouldn't mind giving it if I asked, I did play with her little hole when we 69 a few moments later, and she was open to some rubbing there. Once I turned around we exchange some great DFK, and she is a great kisser too with those sexy lips of hers, played with those natrual C size tities as she slowly migrated down to sink those sexy lips of hers on my rod, start off slow first with great suction, then DT me with ease after and it felt fantastic in those wet and tight lip, she spins her legs over and we moved into 69 and yes she did not mind me light rubbing her tight hole, didn't temp to insert, because I don't think she does Greek though, juicy clam and a great rhythm BJ had me tapping out so I can get to enjoy her clam before I lose my chance. Cover went on at my request, and I pounded her in all my normal positions, she is real talented with the vocal performances, that tight queeze in standing mish with her legs wrap around me was where I had the most fun though, but I did like to pound this one in k9 for that grand finish, simply she knows how to arch up her hip and knows how to squeeze me tight from the back. I think I got a good 20 minutes of action before I finally pull off the cover and let her use her sexy lips to drain the venom out of my rod, the high note was that I shot it in the back of her throat, she held it in until I am completely finished, before let me out, and then she went back to make sure lick it clean like a perfect g / f. Told me she swallowed a bit when I held her down, and if she gets pregnant I need to be responsible, funny girl, I love all the playfulness she shown. While she went to freshen up, I left her another 20, because I appreciate the extra tentative service she provided. Afterward, we lay in bed and did a little pillow talk. The whole time, I noticed things were picking up at the shop, and I didn't want to overstay my welcome, so I got dressed and left with a water in my hand. She is really something for sure, aside from kammymike's review it seems like she isn't getting the credit that she should get for how great she really is and how much she can do. Now I am between a rock and a hard place between 2 shops, both got one girl that makes my heart sing.

House: 60.

Offering: 150+20.

Service: BBBJ, CIM, DT, DFK, 69, BLS, CFS.

**Applepie067** · 03-05-26 17:16

Originally Posted by Faceless1 [View Original Post]

LOL, a phoenix area code just came in and just happen to get their most shrill girl by chance? And the AI responds flood in after? I do wonder is this a shrill post too. 🤔.

I've seen Coco before many times, and she's been well-reviewed by many OC senior members such as TheVistMan. Looking at your history, you've even written a few reviews for Coco yourself, and you claimed she was your ATF at one point.

I travel pretty frequently for work. I'm in OC this week and from PHX to OC is only a 1 hour flight, it's pretty convenient for me to come here.

Most importantly, this is only maybe the first or second review I've written about Du.

Out of the last 50 posts you've made, 45 of them are about OA and how amazing each of the new OA girls are. Now I wasn't going to say anything about this, but if you want to call out people for being shills, maybe you should look at yourself first? Don't be a hypocrite.

BTW, here's your own review of Coco from July of last year. Do you remember writing this? I specifically remember this post because I actually went to go see Coco at Garden based on your review. So I actually have to thank you for introducing me to Coco. It is pretty funny that you claimed she was your ATF but now you're clearly singing a different tune. I wonder what happened here? You gave her a 10/10 face, 9/10 bod, and 10/10 service. Now that someone else is saying good things about Coco, all of a sudden it's a shill post? LOL you're a pretty funny guy Faceless1. Don't be a hypocrite.

Originally Posted by Faceless1 [View Original Post]

Another week had passed. Time to visit my watering hole Garden spa... Coco stepped out from the back and how can I go with another when I got the best one right in front of me.

HF: 60.

Tips: 180 (yes I tipped more on my ATF )

Service: BBBJ, DT, 69, FiV, DFK,* BLS, CFS, CIM.

Face: 10/10 skinny insta model type look gal, long hair to the back. with the look that is just seductive and yet innocent.

Bod: 9/10 C size mm, perky nipples that is the size of a nickle. Some tats, one on chest, one on legs and another on top of kitty. Bald eagle below.

Service: 10/10 she may not have a whole lot of extra menu items, but everything she does, she does it extra well and with lots of patient which is why I love this gal!

Because my time short today, so instead of her giving me massages, we went into light kisses to me lifting her up and got her on the bed and just went down at that bald kitty. I must be doing something great because her thights*were tightening everytime I went for that elusive pearl, got squirted a little bit on my face after diving for a bit, she returned the favor by taking her sweet time to make sure Jr is not being neglected by that passionate BBBJ of hers, long stroke licks and suckling the twins down below, lots of tongue actions and just love her BJ skills, because I almost blew my load after like 10 minutes, I told her lets get it on, she puts the cover in her mouth and fitted JR nicely wrapped. Went for my all time favortite standing Mish first, she must had lost weight the last time I saw her, because she is some how ligher than I remember. I picked her up and went in deep in her against the wall while she wraps her legs around me, sadly her ass was a bit small it was the 1 imperfection I find on her, but her gripping kitty fits Jr like a glove, before I know it, she clinch me and I can feel her kitty quivering with excitement, she told me she came again, I laugh and told her I can't take the girls seriously because their performance is that good, held on to her black maine and arch her back for that lovely k9, and this is where she is just at her best work. I think I lasted maybe 10 minutes in that, and as always she wanted a taste, so she kneel in front and drain the venom out of jr until every drop is gone. Post pillowtalk is always my favrotite*with her, that serenity and peace is a rare find for me out of these AMPs. A knock on the door tells me that my short 45 minutes in heaven is at its end, grabbed a water and hit the road.

I just love my sessions with Coco, there is a reason why I come back time and time again with her, because she didn't need extra menu items to be good, she is like those resturants that only need to be good with 1 or 2 things instead of having lots of options and all are mediocre. She is an absolute delight that I will be always coming back time and time again .

**Faceless1** · 03-05-26 16:54

Originally Posted by KammyMike [View Original Post]

How is this even possible. Coco has high EQ and this guy has not two but 6 thumbs up's.

Is there a limit to how many shillings I can ignore. Is DC this desperate for attention.

LOL, a phoenix area code just came in and just happen to get their most shrill girl by chance? And the AI responds flood in after? I do wonder is this a shrill post too. 🤔.