Massage Parlor Reports

[EvergreenRover]

Made a rare drive over Stevens Pass instead of Snoqualmie, so I decided to take advantage and hit Best. I'd been there once a couple years ago. I hit their sister stores down south more often.

MMS insisted that Lia was hot. We've all heard that before, so I had tempered my expectations.

But Lia is maybe 23 and legit smoking hot. 5' 2" maybe 100 lbs. Shaved clean. The glam shots MMS is sending around actually do look like her hair and face, but her boobs are actually small perky Cs rather than the DDs in the photo. She's got a yoga instructor body. Flawless skin. English was just OK but that never gets in the way. All the standard Best, Shanghai, Brisa, Jade activities are supported plus she's a great kisser. Enjoyed it deep with no gag reflex. Hot.

I got to say hi to Winnie also. I though she said Wendy at first. She's even shorter than Lia and much curvier with MASSIVE naturals under her maid outfit.

Enjoyed it deep with no gag reflex.

No gag reflex as in, she fit the whole thing in her mouth? Or you hit the back of her mouth without her gagging?

Two very different things. Can you please elaborate.

[Gibs789]

I just copy pasted the last 3 reviews into Claude AI, and it says: Reviews 1 and 2 were almost certainly written by the same person, with reveiw 3 being somewhat likely.
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Did you ever consider that this is a community board where we're all reading the same stuff all the time and picking up bits from each other? As a historical study you can look at the impact that ampman had a few years ago, before ai, with his rating system. But thanks for your input. Next you can try numerology.

[Manager9]

Had a great session today at Best Massage with Winnie. She really brings the complete package. About 5'2 or 3", maybe 115 lbs, cute face, long hair, nice ass, and incredible DD naturals. Looked very inviting in a cute little maid type outfit which was struggling and straining to contain her charms. It seemed like it would be nice of me to help her out of that tight dress, so we skipped the massage and got right down to business. Basically she was just great with all the usual activities. Really spectacular body and seemed happy to have her boobs played with, which is key when they're basically just screaming for attention. Warm sunny personality and very good English. Top level service and lots of energy. Great provider all around. Highly recommend.

It was slow afterwards, so I also met Lia and Judy on the way out. Both of them look very hot as well.

Is this the same Winnie that was at Good in Renton in Jan / Feb 2025?

[JpLovesBlondes]

I just copy pasted the last 3 reviews into Claude AI, and it says: Reviews 1 and 2 were almost certainly written by the same person, with reveiw 3 being somewhat likely.

Identical closing habits.

All three end with a brief note about other women seen on the way out: "I also met Lia and Judy on the way out" / "Also got a quick glance at I believe Amy on the way out" / "I got to say hi to Winnie also" — this is a very distinctive structural tic.

Shared phrasing and vocabulary.

"warm and cheerful / sunny personality" appears in reviews 1 and 2.

"highly recommend" / "super highly recommend" in reviews 1 and 2.

Tone and voice.

All three use a breezy, self-congratulatory tone with humor and parenthetical asides.

Review 2 in particular uses elaborate metaphors and literary references (the "Lean In" joke, "Oscar quality charade skills") — a distinctive voice that's consistent with the more understated wit in reviews 1 and 3.

[Hotrod999]

Had a great session today at Best Massage with Winnie. She really brings the complete package. About 5'2 or 3", maybe 115 lbs, cute face, long hair, nice ass, and incredible DD naturals. Looked very inviting in a cute little maid type outfit which was struggling and straining to contain her charms. It seemed like it would be nice of me to help her out of that tight dress, so we skipped the massage and got right down to business. Basically she was just great with all the usual activities. Really spectacular body and seemed happy to have her boobs played with, which is key when they're basically just screaming for attention. Warm sunny personality and very good English. Top level service and lots of energy. Great provider all around. Highly recommend.

It was slow afterwards, so I also met Lia and Judy on the way out. Both of them look very hot as well.

[Gibs789]

First off, I got the "CC" spelling directly from MMS, so no complaints. Also, she is different from the Cici who was at Shanghai last year, but the same as YiYi who was at Brisa in December. Bottom line, though, whatever you call her she was incredible! Probably an 8. 5 face and a banger 9 body with a 5'4" dancer's frame (narrow waist, round backside, long legs and long torso) with nice MM Cs. Not a lot of English but a wonderful warm and cheerful personality. We've had a string of great GFE providers at Shanghai and Best the last few months, with Sindy, Kim, Luna, Lily, and Asa coming to mind, and I'd definitely place CC in that category. Maybe not as good a kisser as my all-time kissing fave Luna, but only because she maybe sucked a bit too hard on the lips, but that skill was applied to much better effect later in the program. After a little initial kissing she gave me a very nice cat bath, then started in on a truly outstanding BBBJ, which is where her suction skills really paid off. Simply outstanding. Not particularly DT or vigorous, but just an awesome steady suction with gentle tongue action that felt truly amazing. She then asked if I would return the favor and I did for a good long spell. She is clearly in the camp where she will take it for as long as you'll give it and enjoy it if you follow her very clear hints for what's working. If "Lean In" hadn't already been used for a book title she could have used it too, because at the most special moments she really did. She then asked for some 69 which to be honest isn't usually my favorite but I have to say it felt phenomenal with CC. Truly exceptional oral skills. Still, the best, as they say, was yet to come. Eventually she signaled that it was time to let our lower halves get acquainted so she popped on the cover and lay back on the table for some standing mish, and I have to say she had the most amazing Kegel skills I've ever encountered. In fact it felt so insanely good that I started laughing, then she started laughing, then she playfully bopped me on the nose and then laughed some more. Now I never, ever, ever can finish in a condom, but I came within a whisker with CC, and I think if I wasn't still recovering from a recent surgery I probably would have, because it was just that good. And I think if your system is more functional than mine you better not risk going inside until you've decided you're ready to finish up, because I can't imagine any but hapless defectives lasting through CC's Kegel clutch. Still, because of my infirmity I was able to get her to turn over to continue with some standing doggy that was just otherworldly before finishing up with a little manual assist. Altogether just a fantastic time. After, I used my Oscar quality charade skills to signal that she was the #1 squeeze on the circuit, and I only wish I had a presentation trophy to make it official. Super highly recommend. An absolute star. Also got a quick glance at I believe Amy on the way out, and she looked very hot as well.

[StuntDriver]

Made a rare drive over Stevens Pass instead of Snoqualmie, so I decided to take advantage and hit Best. I'd been there once a couple years ago. I hit their sister stores down south more often.

MMS insisted that Lia was hot. We've all heard that before, so I had tempered my expectations.

But Lia is maybe 23 and legit smoking hot. 5' 2" maybe 100 lbs. Shaved clean. The glam shots MMS is sending around actually do look like her hair and face, but her boobs are actually small perky Cs rather than the DDs in the photo. She's got a yoga instructor body. Flawless skin. English was just OK but that never gets in the way. All the standard Best, Shanghai, Brisa, Jade activities are supported plus she's a great kisser. Enjoyed it deep with no gag reflex. Hot.

I got to say hi to Winnie also. I though she said Wendy at first. She's even shorter than Lia and much curvier with MASSIVE naturals under her maid outfit.

But I suspect Lia is about to have a busy March. Nobody was there when I was today.

Hobby safe!

[Kjunwing]

I saw Baby at Shanghai. 5'4 100 lb spinner with mm Cs they look beautiful, very toned and skinny body. Small ass but she got some meat on her hips. Very friendly, I'd say late 20's. Long black hair with brown ends.

Decent service. 15 minute full body massage to start off the session, then nuru and then she asked me to flip over. CFS. Dfk, bls, BBBJ, 69, cg, k9 and ended in standing mish. After the main event, we laid down and had short conversation, cuddled and kissed some more. Minimal English but she didn't use the translator.

I saw Cici (old name yiyi at Brisa) she remembered me. I think she looks cuter now than she did a few months ago.

Face 8. 5/10, Body 8. 5 Service 8/10.

Not really GFE / pse. It's only her second day but I'm sure she'll get more comfortable.

[LovesMassages]

Hello gentlemen, I am coming into town in a few weeks and checking out the options. I typically prefer a little older MILF type and found Kim. I checked for reviews but couldn't find any. Any other recommendations are appreciated.

[KrDoggy]

The extreme was in Thailand when I got 18 girls lined up, totally overwhelming. I just punted and picked one that had a smile like Hailey.

Yes, I have asked to see all the available girls several times. If the girls are not busy, they will all come so you can see them and you can pick one. I've even had a girl leave temporarily from the room (the deed was done already) because some dude asked to see all the girls. Yeah, it's kind of awkward but oh well you want to make sure you get a girl you like. Get the most bang for your buck kind of thing. Pun intended, LOL.

[Gibs789]

Damn, I should've waited then LOL. Haven't seen Lia.

Do any of you guys ever ask to see all the available girls before making a decision (as awkward as that is)? I usually have someone in mind before showing up.

I usually have an appointment set with a specific girl, but if you get to the place and don't have an appt and more than one girl is available they are totally fine with requests to look at all the available girls before you choose.

[Supermanamp]

Damn, I should've waited then LOL. Haven't seen Lia.

Do any of you guys ever ask to see all the available girls before making a decision (as awkward as that is)? I usually have someone in mind before showing up.

Yes, I have asked to see all the available girls several times. If the girls are not busy, they will all come so you can see them and you can pick one. I've even had a girl leave temporarily from the room (the deed was done already) because some dude asked to see all the girls. Yeah, it's kind of awkward but oh well you want to make sure you get a girl you like. Get the most bang for your buck kind of thing. Pun intended, LOL.

[HelloThar]

I was told Elly is gone, and that the third girl is named Lia. I haven't met her yet.

Damn, I should've waited then LOL. Haven't seen Lia.

Do any of you guys ever ask to see all the available girls before making a decision (as awkward as that is)? I usually have someone in mind before showing up.

[Gibs789]

The girl starting today at Shanghai as Cici worked in December at Brisa as Yiyi and she has a couple of great reviews and high recommendations there on RM and also here on USAguide for those who want to check.

[Gibs789]

I was told Elly is gone, and that the third girl is named Lia. I haven't met her yet.