Massage Parlor Reports

[Football58]

Was in the mood for some manscaping and level one.

Texted and sent me instructions.

It's somewhat of an open office type concept with a privacy divider.

I got undressed and stepped in some actual water and got my socks, all wet. So that was a little annoying to start off.

She asked what I want, and I said some manscaping and she suggested we do my chest and back. She starts off with a type of trimmer that you would use for your goatee and so that was really going nowhere fast with my chest and all the hair that I have. I don't have a ton, but I am a red blooded American male. So she started to get Mr. Johnson in my upper thighs, but then when she tried to do my chest, she eventually just kind of gave up.

She had me flip over and plop some hot wax in my hole. I really wasn't expecting it and was not looking forward to it. After a little bit of time, she ripped it out and it was very much like 40-year-old Virgin.

She actually sings quite a bit to the music that was playing, pretty weird.

Her phone rang a couple times and one of them. It was a 69-year-old woman was inquiring about some sort of service. Another time somebody rang her doorbell and she had to pause to go get it. She ended up using some hot stones and was almost sticking it up my hole which was a unique feeling, but I wasn't totally against it.

She asked if I wanted a little bit more time and I said yeah I wanted to leave happy so she flipped and gave me a level one service with a glove. First time ever I think done with a surgical glove and had some trouble finishing but certainly did she also put this antiaging cream on my face so I had somewhat of a mask type of thing on during the whole deal.

When I first come in, she asked if I knew how much it was and I said I think 70 and she said yeah something like that. I ended up tipping her 60 when I left. Had a fair time, but probably won't come back. She was probably early 50's and was wearing one of those long sweater things the type that go down to your knees. As I was leaving, she grabbed a doughnut from the dozen that she had from Duncan.

I would probably return if she had better clippers to trim the rest of my chest and other areas, but the type that she was using wasn't going to even come close to cutting it.

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[NewCleve]

I posted about this in Norridge thread too but given proximity, I figure I would post about it here too. I ended up drawing Didi over the weekend. Okay face, definitely older. Huge rack, a little bit of a waist but she carries it well.

Started off with a good massage, mostly her just pressing down on me with her palms, it felt nice. CBJ followed by asking me to DATY which was a nice change of pace. I pounded her in mish till I finished. I wrap up with 15 minutes to spare and she let me stay just to massage which was nice, didn't feel rushed at all. Typical 80 + 160 structure. I would probably repeat again.

[Rodney1117]

Went yesterday to this location on Wabash 13••. I have to report there is nothing there but a legit massage. I was assigned Sky. She was quiet made me comfortable. Typical massage with knees, elbows and a little back walking. Service was good, but like I said this is more for anyone not sure of the expectation. I will not repeat.

[Loookin4]

Anything available worth checking out in that area as I frequent the area now. May over at 88 in Westchester is OK but looking for something else.

Stay thirsty my friends.

[HDick]

I have her wechat and I texted her a month ago. She went back to China and has no plan to come to USA this year. Too bad I also like her services, she was petite with nice man mades.

Put a W in the middle when searching brother. But you'll just have to go and ring the bell most likely. Next to the ice cream shop.

I went last week. It was the same chick who was on Fullerton about a month ago whose name I didn't get. I thought she was the sasa / sasha who was at green tea on Laramie all summer but it wasn't. When I asked for Sasa she said she was her and I was immediately disappointed LOL. I mean op described her (the girl I'm looking for) to a TEE but I ended up with the chick from the Fullerton location. Little taller than 5'2 maybe 5'5 with a very attractive face and big tits. Her breath was horrid a month ago and it was horrid last week too. Somebody on here said it was smokers breath.

I TRULY need to find that sasa / sasha from green tea LOL. She was amazing.

[CamKart123]

I went there once. It was fine not great. I had an A+ massage. FS was okay. I seriously have considered going back for massage alone.

I checked it out. Had Sasa. Place smells like BO. Service was mediocre. I've had worse, however nothing there to get excited about. Will not repeat.

[Gus33]

Saw candy? At lunar. Big jugs. Nice enough but wouldn't report. A little too teethy if ya know what I mean. $$and a half.

[NewCleve]

6009 b w , Lotus spa, check other reviews before getting too excited.

I went there once. It was fine not great. I had an A+ massage. FS was okay. I seriously have considered going back for massage alone.

[NewCleve]

Took a trip to Lunar after making an appointment and got linked up with Callie. She looks to be late 20's and got some ink and definitely got stacked melons.

She started off with the standard massage and some b2 b. Bro this girl be like a energizer bunny. She was active for the whole hour instead of just laying there and getting lazy. She switched things up pretty nicely. Language barrier was real as she only did basic english but she understood the mission well enough. She still knew how to moan and scream where it mattered.

When we got down to business she let me run the show and was matching my pace pretty well. I went through my usual positions and with her energy I even switched it up. We both chilled a bit after I was done clearing my tube. She laid with me and gave me that GFE vibe.

Thanks ChatGPT!

[Bhar35]

Took a trip to Lunar after making an appointment and got linked up with Callie. She looks to be late 20's and got some ink and definitely got stacked melons.

She started off with the standard massage and some b2 b. Bro this girl be like a energizer bunny. She was active for the whole hour instead of just laying there and getting lazy. She switched things up pretty nicely. Language barrier was real as she only did basic english but she understood the mission well enough. She still knew how to moan and scream where it mattered.

When we got down to business she let me run the show and was matching my pace pretty well. I went through my usual positions and with her energy I even switched it up. We both chilled a bit after I was done clearing my tube. She laid with me and gave me that GFE vibe.

[DWaits]

I TRULY need to find that sasa / sasha from green tea LOL. She was amazing.

I don't know if Green Tea is a PPS spot. If so, it seems like calling the Fullerton number might lead to him answering. You could ask him where she went. Who knows if you will receive a true response but worth a try.

See Walkers post 33500 currently on page 345 in this thread if the link doesn't work.

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...532&viewfull=1#post6827532.

[Enderwiggen]

Man, just say it ffs. Unbearably cringeworthy.

Bro you read my mind.

[Enderwiggen]

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[Kreezy03]

My search on Google Maps didn't bring up anything there at 6009 Diversey. What's the name of the place? Or do you have a website or phone number for them?

Put a W in the middle when searching brother. But you'll just have to go and ring the bell most likely. Next to the ice cream shop.

I went last week. It was the same chick who was on Fullerton about a month ago whose name I didn't get. I thought she was the sasa / sasha who was at green tea on Laramie all summer but it wasn't. When I asked for Sasa she said she was her and I was immediately disappointed LOL. I mean op described her (the girl I'm looking for) to a TEE but I ended up with the chick from the Fullerton location. Little taller than 5'2 maybe 5'5 with a very attractive face and big tits. Her breath was horrid a month ago and it was horrid last week too. Somebody on here said it was smokers breath.

I TRULY need to find that sasa / sasha from green tea LOL. She was amazing.

[Jayp80]

My search on Google Maps didn't bring up anything there at 6009 Diversey. What's the name of the place? Or do you have a website or phone number for them?

6009 b w , Lotus spa, check other reviews before getting too excited.