Massage Parlor Reports

**Georgei** · 03-03-26 06:28

What does her time with Uncle have to do with her massage business?

**NuttinHappened** · 03-02-26 18:20

Originally Posted by AvgJoe08 [View Original Post]

Met Nina first thing this morning as they open earlier than many. Wasn't sure of her name but when she opened the door in a tiny t-shirt type dress I figured it had to be her. Short af too. No more that five foot. As reported, really nice naturals. Massage wasn't bad but wasn't there for that. . 6 for hr. $. 4 for the fun. Everything was covered including the BJ. I asked if she would wait but she seemed disgusted by that idea. For what it's worth, I arrive freshly showered, clean, and well groomed. She wanted no part of BBBJ. Oh well. No smells and smooth as silk down south. Probably in her 40's and is pretty cute. Has a big long tatt horizontally across her midsection that may be hiding a scar? Idk. She looks great on her back with her tiny little legs on my shoulders. Couldn't finish with cover so I yanked it off used some lube on myself and put some on her. She starts flippin' the bean and bam that was all she wrote. Blew a nice one on her stomach. On the way out I saw what appeared to be a new arrival as she had a roller bag suitcase with her. Her transportation (I'm guessing one of you guys) was coming in thru the back door. Like previous report, I too was interrupted twice. Happy I got there when I did and my curiosity has been cured for now.

I almost went there today too, wish I had LOL. Good report I wish more people who read our reviews would drop reports.

**AvgJoe08** · 03-02-26 16:00

Met Nina first thing this morning as they open earlier than many. Wasn't sure of her name but when she opened the door in a tiny t-shirt type dress I figured it had to be her. Short af too. No more that five foot. As reported, really nice naturals. Massage wasn't bad but wasn't there for that. . 6 for hr. $. 4 for the fun. Everything was covered including the BJ. I asked if she would wait but she seemed disgusted by that idea. For what it's worth, I arrive freshly showered, clean, and well groomed. She wanted no part of BBBJ. Oh well. No smells and smooth as silk down south. Probably in her 40's and is pretty cute. Has a big long tatt horizontally across her midsection that may be hiding a scar? Idk. She looks great on her back with her tiny little legs on my shoulders. Couldn't finish with cover so I yanked it off used some lube on myself and put some on her. She starts flippin' the bean and bam that was all she wrote. Blew a nice one on her stomach. On the way out I saw what appeared to be a new arrival as she had a roller bag suitcase with her. Her transportation (I'm guessing one of you guys) was coming in thru the back door. Like previous report, I too was interrupted twice. Happy I got there when I did and my curiosity has been cured for now.

**RunForGold** · 03-02-26 14:08

For those who want a very good massage and nice L1, I recommend Angel North. Their main objective is to give you a good massage and that is what you will get. They are pleasant, cheerful and courteous ladies. The spa is located in a busy strip mall just South of 86th St. and has been there for many years, safe area.

**JohnGuest** · 03-02-26 12:41

Photo mid bottom has been stretched!

Sophia is fit and trim, NOT skinny!

**OldScavenger** · 03-02-26 10:15

Here is your chuckle of the day.

I was reading an ad on an AMP website, maybe that agency copied 'DATY' from another AMP ad, created their own literal translation:

"Dinner at the YMCA".

**RedFox2120** · 03-02-26 10:14

Decided to try this place out. Older lady for sure. Probably late 40's early 50's. Average body. She has a tattoo on her left shoulder. Small b cups. A little pudgy but not bad. Overall 5/10 MILF. She did have a hairy Bush.

The massage was OK. Not too strong of pressure but very thorough. On the flip everything was offered. Tried to negotiate to 1. 5 for everything settled on 1. 4. She offered choice of wrapper or no wrapper included in price. BBBJ was good. Kitty smelled fresh and was pretty tight. She did kiss pretty good and didn't rush. Did multiple positions before I busted. Overall damage was 2. 1 because hh is. 7 now. It was worth it. Not sure I would return but it was a good experience.

**TigerKing** · 03-02-26 09:56

Stopped by after reading FastFish's post. I'm not a huge AMP person but after reading he encountered big naturals I couldn't resist. Walked in and was greeted by a really nice looking girl. She had on a short dress with plenty of cleavage showing. I saw the big tits and immediately knew this was who FastFish reviewed. Decent visit except getting interrupted twice in my 30 min visit. This was a bit of a turn off. The first interruption was 2 guys together which was weird. They have a small monitor in the room showing the front door. Said her name is Nina and I may visit again. The interruptions kind of killed the mood and felt rushed. She has a really nice body with nice natural C cups.

**AvgJoe08** · 03-02-26 09:14

Originally Posted by Cocknee [View Original Post]

I actually remember that post now that you've reminded me. It made my day with that sentence LOL.

She is honestly a really nice woman and a pleaser. I just can't go back as there are so many more out there that need attention.

Dude, I agree 100%.

And so little time (and money). Haha.

**Cocknee** · 03-01-26 23:55

Originally Posted by AvgJoe08 [View Original Post]

I know there's no way to really read all the posts, but I left one recently describing her as "if you squint, she's kinda alright". LOL she does make up for lack of hotness with her attitude and willingness to please for real tho.

I actually remember that post now that you've reminded me. It made my day with that sentence LOL.

She is honestly a really nice woman and a pleaser. I just can't go back as there are so many more out there that need attention.

**AvgJoe08** · 03-01-26 19:32

Originally Posted by Cocknee [View Original Post]

Had to just check it out due to senior references.

Looks wise she is round in the face and probably in her 50's. Body is around an average chubbier build with bolt on C's. Not very "curvy", but not obese. Not my personal taste, YMMV.

But on the performance scale she's probably 8-9/10.

Extremely clean with zero smells, other than a small hint of food when she stuck her tongue down my throat.

Massage was pretty decent. Medium / Hard mixed pressure, with a quick walk on the back at start. Oil etc. Small amount of tease.

On the flip, DATY, CFS and BBJCIM.

She really gets into once she busts her first squirt, but keeps apologizing for "too much water". Paid. 5 for hhr and $. 3 for donation. Probably in there for around 50 minutes. 10 minutes towards the end a monger came in and she asked me to speed it up. So I asked her for BBJ and she let me unload before spitting into a tissue.

Would not repeat, but I would recommend to anyone that is intrigued.

Remember, she's not a looker, she is a performer (not in the bad actor way).

Do not go in there thinking she is a young buck with model looks. Just accept the price of the ride and tick it off the bucket list.

I know there's no way to really read all the posts, but I left one recently describing her as "if you squint, she's kinda alright". LOL she does make up for lack of hotness with her attitude and willingness to please for real tho.

**FanOfIndy** · 03-01-26 18:47

Originally Posted by LunchboxHero [View Original Post]

30 minute session. 15 minutes of decent back / leg / ass massage with plenty of teasing. Flip, opted for BBBJ. She spends a couple minutes cleaning me up. I was freshly showered and smelling good so I think this is just her being safe and thorough. I appreciated it even more once she got started. She started one of those slow "girlfriend on your birthday" blow jobs. It was fantastic. Caught every drop, spit out after. Absolutely will be repeating.

Reply was Julie doesn't work there any longer.

**Fastfish70** · 03-01-26 14:41

Been several months since I stopped by the Mountain, and I decided to see if anything was new there.

Rang the bell and was pleasantly greeted by a little petite gal, with a pretty face -I'd estimate late 20's maybe 30.

She had on a cute dress, and some very nice curves that had me interested in more than I planned.

Was pleasantly surprised when things were uncovered that she was well endowed in a natural way.

Top dropped and they were some of the best large naturals I've had the pleasure to have pleasure with.

Everything else was wonderful as well, super clean, super fun, and enthusiastic.

Will return, hope she sticks around.

FF70.

**Cocknee** · 03-01-26 13:59

Had to just check it out due to senior references.

Looks wise she is round in the face and probably in her 50's. Body is around an average chubbier build with bolt on C's. Not very "curvy", but not obese. Not my personal taste, YMMV.

But on the performance scale she's probably 8-9/10.

Extremely clean with zero smells, other than a small hint of food when she stuck her tongue down my throat.

Massage was pretty decent. Medium / Hard mixed pressure, with a quick walk on the back at start. Oil etc. Small amount of tease.

On the flip, DATY, CFS and BBJCIM.

She really gets into once she busts her first squirt, but keeps apologizing for "too much water". Paid. 5 for hhr and $. 3 for donation. Probably in there for around 50 minutes. 10 minutes towards the end a monger came in and she asked me to speed it up. So I asked her for BBJ and she let me unload before spitting into a tissue.

Would not repeat, but I would recommend to anyone that is intrigued.

Remember, she's not a looker, she is a performer (not in the bad actor way).

Do not go in there thinking she is a young buck with model looks. Just accept the price of the ride and tick it off the bucket list.

**Lunchbox Hero** · 03-01-26 12:58

Originally Posted by NuttinHappened [View Original Post]

I always go freshly showered but this 'clean up' is standard for most spas. They're using alcohol wipes or sanitizer wipes, which is why it feels so cold. It'll kill any bacterial issues and possibly more. Bacterial infections are a main reason gals will smell funky down there and at that point they'll need antibiotics to clear it up. Soap residue can also cause issues for the kitty, so if a guy hasn't rinsed well, this addresses this as well. As far as how much it helps the well known STDs, who knows, that's why a condom is used.

Nobody talks about regular bacterial infections but promise they suck. The can make your balls hurt like you've just had a vasectomy and it's caused by nothing more than common bacterias getting into kitty or your urethral canal and wrecking havoc.

Some advice, don't shave before going, that alcohol wipe down will burn. LOL.

Thanks for report. I love a GFE BBBJCIM. What was tip damage?

50 for room. 120 for BBBJ.