Massage Parlor Reports

**TyphoonTarget** · 02-27-26 15:36

Anyone have an updated lists of the good / top tier spots? I know some places keep moving around.

**HappyXxx** · 02-27-26 14:40

Originally Posted by MarkGew [View Original Post]

Good advice! Well said! Thanks for jumping in!

I rebroadcasted that guy's post for exactly this reason...

my lack of formal education restricts my vocabulary tremendously..

OK, so it looks like the boss saw this and reached out to me to explain. I guess that particular day they had some work done on the tile floor, not sure what but at that particular time they said the shower floor was not dry yet. Probably meaning some type of tile work or concrete or something. She does not like the girls trying to upsell so she is definitely mentioning that to them, but on that particular day, the shower was not available at that time. I'm just the messenger. LOL.

Either way we are about to go through a shift change in a couple days.

**MartinHero69** · 02-27-26 14:36

After a stressful week at the office, neck all stiff from hunching over spreadsheets, I needed a release bad. Decided to swing by Orchid today for some hands-on unwind. Abby greeted me at the front, took the fee and ushered me into a cozy room.

Abby is petite and sexy. Like a very cute Chinese doll. Dark brown hair, with a heart shaped ass. Her attitude is fantastic. I felt like I was with a girlfriend. The level of intimacy and care I was getting was superb, all while being super physical and passionate. It felt almost like Abby was my horny wife on our honeymoon. I couldn't possibly find anything to complain about.

Asked for a massage to start things off, she worked my shoulders deep, her body heat teasing as she leaned in. Soon as I flipped, my cock throbbed hard under the towel. Abby grinned, peeling it off and gripping my shaft for a slick handjob, her fingers twisting and stroking with perfect rhythm, building that fire slow. It was such a hot tease and had all the bloodflow rushing down to junior super quickly. Her BBBJ also was award worthy. This girl really knows how to suck some cock.

Even though I get erect quick, usually it takes a long time for me to finish. Most girls become exhausted with me by the end. Abby was determined to keep up with me the whole time which I really appreciated. Went through a variety of positions in CFS, some multiple times. (BBFS is also on the menu with her if you're into that). When I felt like I was about to blow, I asked her for a CIM finish and she happily obliged. She moaned softly, jerking me off faster and faster until I was at the point of no return and then moved her mouth just in time to devour my throbbing cock about to burst. I pumped and exploded deep inside her throat shooting ropes everywhere. She wanted to make sure she got every last drop, so she didn't release her mouth off my cock and just kept sucking and sucking until I was fully drained and had to tap out and beg for mercy!!! This is why I say she felt like my horny wife on my honeymoon LOL. She really went that extra mile for me and I very much appreciated that. After that she cleaned me up, helped me get dressed and after some more chatting and cuddling she sent me off. Just an incredible time with an incredible girl.

**Moblemaster** · 02-27-26 13:35

Have a Passport?

Go to Costa Rica (Prostitution is legal) using discounted flights & hotels.

San Jose (approx. 50 Brothels aka Pensions) takes US money but change is in Colones.

The ticas FS charge is $ for Hr and hhr is half that. Instead of discounted hotels you.

Can get a room at a Pension for 50 a night & most have bars. Some also serve meals.

Are / T is 180 (zero if using points) and Pension room 1 night 50 plus the tica (s).

Throw in misc. Expenses like airport parking, food, Uber, etc. You do the math.

Compared to the GPS crap. The longer the stay the more you save.

**AmericanAss** · 02-27-26 13:31

Boys, I'm looking for a girl with some nice long beef curtains. I plan to visit 2 of the following locations on Sunday and I am hoping one of you can steer me to the right location / provider who has the features I seek:

5 Star on Colonial.

Crystal / Tokyo.

Missly.

Wellness / VIP.

Orchid.

**Ichithrew** · 02-27-26 13:00

Hey, does anyone have any info on any girl that would be on the shorter side of 5' to 5'6 maybe with decent curves. Preferably on the younger side but the age is less important of a factor. Would greatly appreciate any recs or info.

**MarkGew** · 02-27-26 11:05

Originally Posted by HappyXxx [View Original Post]

Bro, don't let these girls do that to you. Simply tell them 240 everything including table shower and if they can't do it, just walk out the door. Seriously!! Just walk and go to one of the other stores, and on a slow day they'll wish they never did that which will stop them from doing it, but if they ask you for 280 and you give it to him with no table shower, then they will do that to everyone walking in and it will become a normal For them. I'm sure boss lady would not be happy if she knew they were asking for that much because that's going to affect her business overall.

Good advice! Well said! Thanks for jumping in!

I rebroadcasted that guy's post for exactly this reason...

my lack of formal education restricts my vocabulary tremendously 🤣

**HeretoRelax** · 02-27-26 10:13

Finally had a chance to have a meeting with Angel. She is a beautiful woman and an incredible provider. She lives up to the hype. I am not going to right some penthouse story. She was dedicated making it a quality experience. The hand stand service is impressive and she then got into the Tiffany position. She was orally eager and attacked jr with a passion. Feeling a bit inspired I pulled out and settled the sack above her and she quickly took them in and stroked me while suckling the boys.

Shortly after we were in a few positions. Wish I could have gone longer but alas her body was more persuasive and I was done. Despite the bell ringing and you mongers pouring in she told me to lay down after clean up and gave me some sexy stripper dancing, grinding, and a massage till my time was up. She helped me dress and then we shared a cup of mouthwash and some kissing good bye.

It was a good time and she lives up to her reputation. Only fault I could offer up is her aura and reputation can be a bit daunting. Your expectations are all over the place from all the penthouse reviews. That being said I would definitely repeat now that I have pierced the veil of reputation because she does live up to it and her commitment to a great experience is second to none.

**VictorXtra1** · 02-27-26 03:24

Originally Posted by MarkGew [View Original Post]

I've seen posts that reported they stopped the upselling??

Maybe there trying to squeeze out as much as they can from those who can't hold firm if you end up thinking with your little head instead of your big head!

**LookingforCoco** · 02-27-26 01:35

Had to squeeze in one last session with Kimi at Orchid today before the month-end changing of the guard. And let me tell ya, it was a hell of a good time.

Made an appointment, showed up on time and initially it was Abby who greeted me at the door, man she looked like a spicy little spinner that I would love to take a spin, but I was there for Kimi today.

Abby escorted me into the room and told me Kimi would come in shortly. Few minutes later, Kimi enters with a sexy flirty smirk that seemed to say "oh hey, it's you again! I had a spectacular session with her a week ago so she recognized me instantly. Love her energy. We were both still dressed while the action started, with my arms around her surfing around her ass. Her hand was busy downstairs. The kissing started. I always prefer to start while dressed. I feel like the peeling off of clothes makes things feel more animalistic and frantic as things get hotter. Kimi gets that.

The stroking, kissing and unzipping made it all a blur. At this point junior disappeared into the bottomless vortex of her BBBJ. Her body looks incredible when she's on her knees.

Later she suited me up for action. I always start with doggy to really make sure junior is cooperating. The view is insane. She's got curves in all the right areas of her body. What a beautiful sight. Did that for a while, then tried a few other positions. Mish was kind of crazy because you can really see how nice and mesmerizing her tits are. They have volume so they don't pancake. They bounce and bounce and bounce. She held onto my arms tightly and moans beautifully. She took it like a champ the whole time. She was so wet down there that I had to keep checking to make sure I was still suited up properly.

I don't remember where we were when I blew in the bag. But it was a wild time and I enjoyed every bit of it. Kimi is sexy as fuck and I'm definitely going to miss her when she's gone in two days.

**HappyXxx** · 02-26-26 22:09

Originally Posted by Calenton777 [View Original Post]

I'm a bit late with the review of my dream with Rain but still feel I should write it. Going to say comms from Meiji are top notch. Now Rain is a mixed bag. Super cute girl, nice petite body, nice hairy Japanese Bush and a great sloppy BJ. However she really wasn't too GFE, not much a DFKer, didn't like to get kissed on her nips and kinda really wasn't too much into it. It might just be a YMMV kinda thingz also read that she wasn't feeling good a few days later so it could all have played into this, I won't repeat if she comes back though, but definitely open to their other options. But definitely Meiji as an agency is highly recommended based on their comms.

Rain is gone but thanks anyway. LOL, looks like moon is leaving tomorrow so I'm assuming sasa will be the only one there tomorrow or after tomorrow. They had a stellar rotation this last one and looks like they need to get a couple new hot girls and to keep it going.

**HappyXxx** · 02-26-26 22:07

Originally Posted by MarkGew [View Original Post]

I've seen posts that reported they stopped the upselling??

Bro, don't let these girls do that to you. Simply tell them 240 everything including table shower and if they can't do it, just walk out the door. Seriously!! Just walk and go to one of the other stores, and on a slow day they'll wish they never did that which will stop them from doing it, but if they ask you for 280 and you give it to him with no table shower, then they will do that to everyone walking in and it will become a normal For them. I'm sure boss lady would not be happy if she knew they were asking for that much because that's going to affect her business overall.

**MarkGew** · 02-26-26 21:20

Originally Posted by VictorXtra1 [View Original Post]

Was in the immediate area so I decided to try this place out again to see? If they are still pushing for the 280 full experience fee as opposed to the standard 240 fee elsewhere for identical massage treatments. Sure enough still demanding 280! And when I mentioned the going competition rate of 240 for similar therapy I was told that is fine but access to the table shower would be cut off! So for 240 no table shower is included!

I met CoCo a petite spinner type shorter woman with large rose flower design tattoos on her stomach! Service was identical to other famous AMPs in town just bummed out that 240 now excludes the table shower unless you pony up to 280.

Or it just could be my negotiating skills are weak? Maybe other folks would have better luck!

Walking out felt like the walk of shame to the car as a family stepped out of the potato restaurant next door simultaneously and we both walked next to one another and they were making under the breath comments to each other knowing full well! What's up! That was truly embarrassing and shameful! LOL.

I've seen posts that reported they stopped the upselling??

**Calenton777** · 02-26-26 19:42

I'm a bit late with the review of my dream with Rain but still feel I should write it. Going to say comms from Meiji are top notch. Now Rain is a mixed bag. Super cute girl, nice petite body, nice hairy Japanese Bush and a great sloppy BJ. However she really wasn't too GFE, not much a DFKer, didn't like to get kissed on her nips and kinda really wasn't too much into it. It might just be a YMMV kinda thingz also read that she wasn't feeling good a few days later so it could all have played into this, I won't repeat if she comes back though, but definitely open to their other options. But definitely Meiji as an agency is highly recommended based on their comms.

**HappyXxx** · 02-26-26 18:42

Originally Posted by MalindJewel [View Original Post]

This was my first time with her so am not sure, however during doggy l thought l felt extra wetness / coldness in my thighs for a few seconds and l brushed it off so am not sure she squirted or maybe its nothing, I did not want that to distract me and nut in less than 2 minutes LOL. But the other review after me best describes similar experience l had with her!

Angel is the one at orchid right now with the six pack abs and he walks up the wall and and suck your dick while doing a handstand basically, but Angela is the squirter She's not in town right now.