Massage Parlor Reports

**Indian River** · 01-14-09 11:31

Maybe we should have a separate DISCUSSION board for everyone who wants to talk to each other and lets keep this board for info on AMPs only. I am tired of just reading conversations back and forth between members. Lets get over it and use the board for what it was intended to do!

**Dr Kool** · 01-14-09 10:24

Originally Posted by Exec Talent

Two posters found this not so graphic information helpful.

If someone gives a "lousy massage" why bother?

Graphic reviews help no one except the fragile egos of guys who feel the need to brag about their "conquests" at AMPs. Grow up already! I think some of you are in your second childhoods.

If life has come down to some 50 year-old, out of shape Asian woman yanking your crank, then you got more problems than can be dealt with here.

Let's focus on who provides great legitimate massages and everything else will fall into place.

Way to go "Exec Talent" very well said it puts everything into perspective!

**True Critic69** · 01-14-09 09:13

Originally Posted by Exec Talent

Two posters found this not so graphic information helpful.

If someone gives a "lousy massage" why bother?

Graphic reviews help no one except the fragile egos of guys who feel the need to brag about their "conquests" at AMPs. Grow up already! I think some of you are in your second childhoods.

If life has come down to some 50 year-old, out of shape Asian woman yanking your crank, then you got more problems than can be dealt with here.

Let's focus on who provides great legitimate massages and everything else will fall into place.

I have to disagree.......this is not a AMP....but a private individual who's advertising leads you to be believe the massage will be more sensual than others......so the info on here is very useful.

And if others dont see that, to each his own.

**Exec Talent** · 01-14-09 04:31

Originally Posted by SoloTraveler

I have seen her. She posts under several names. Malayka, Nenah, Angel, etc.

Don't be fooled by the erotic pictures on her website page. She does a lousy massage and ends unenthusiastically with a glove. Will not repeat.

Two posters found this not so graphic information helpful.

If someone gives a "lousy massage" why bother?

Graphic reviews help no one except the fragile egos of guys who feel the need to brag about their "conquests" at AMPs. Grow up already! I think some of you are in your second childhoods.

If life has come down to some 50 year-old, out of shape Asian woman yanking your crank, then you got more problems than can be dealt with here.

Let's focus on who provides great legitimate massages and everything else will fall into place.

**The Best Nap** · 01-14-09 01:16

Originally Posted by SoloTraveler

I have seen her. She posts under several names. Malayka, Nenah, Angel, etc.

Don't be fooled by the erotic pictures on her website page. She does a lousy massage and ends unenthusiastically with a glove. Will not repeat.

I too want to say thank. She was on my list to see when I got the opportunity.

**Moto Monger** · 01-14-09 00:51

Did anyone ever see a Lucia who used too practice, I mean like 7 or so years ago, on Turkey Lake Road, just off Sand Lake in the Golds Gym/Kmart plaza? She was, too the best of my short term memory, an excellent service provider. It was a nail spa or something but she had a massage room in back PM me or please feel free to post if she is still around and I am missing her. She is not the older lady who gloves it or the one mentioned in these most recent posts. While I have you thinking, has anyone ever tried that Alpha Rose who posts on CL? I did a search and didnt come up with any results.

Thanks,

MM

**True Critic69** · 01-13-09 23:07

Originally Posted by SoloTraveler

I have seen her. She posts under several names. Malayka, Nenah, Angel, etc.

Don't be fooled by the erotic pictures on her website page. She does a lousy massage and ends unenthusiastically with a glove. Will not repeat.

Hey Solo

Thanx for the insight....I was planning on seeing her but now I wont

Thanx again

**Dr Kool** · 01-13-09 21:07

Originally Posted by Vieraman

I personally am tired of wasting my time reading all the fighting going on. I have a suggestion that might be helpful to all AMP patrons. The quality of many of the therapists in Orlando is poor. I suggest posting the name of the massage parlor, the name of the therapist, and a description of their age, height, weight, cup size, hair length, etc. NO INFO on the extras available!

That will allow patrons to try someone that meets their personal preference. Patrons can learn quickly enough what extras are available at a particular location, if that is what they are interested in.

The important thing is that this MIGHT cause the quality of the providers to improve, as patrons visit the locations with the positive posts. End result. Younger, cuter therapists. Worth a try?

I personally think you have a good intention but this may not be a real viable solution mainly because as may have already noticed there are self proclaimed "GODS" on this forum who will not agree with your idea. And if it is not to their liking they will shoot your idea down with no mercy. I can see where you are coming from and appreaciate your contribution.

Back to the drawing board!

DK

**FloridaBum** · 01-13-09 15:48

I have seen her. She posts under several names. Malayka, Nenah, Angel, etc.

Don't be fooled by the erotic pictures on her website page. She does a lousy massage and ends unenthusiastically with a glove. Will not repeat.

Originally Posted by True Critic69

Found another one guys....has anyone visted her

http://orlando.craigslist.org/ths/977441978.html

Thanx

**FloridaBum** · 01-13-09 15:44

Have seen her a few times too and have never had a hint of extras.

She uses a very small towel to cover, and one time my packages started protuding out. She discreetly covered it again and said not to worry, that massage has a lot of contact, and it is human nature to get aroused, and left it at that. She then proceeded to a very legit massage.

Originally Posted by Otown Elysian

Lucia works out of Avarta spa near the Fashion Sq. She does an excellent LEGIT massage and I got no feeling that there would be any xtras whatsoever. If you are looking for a great massage though she is definitely worth it.

**FloridaBum** · 01-13-09 15:40

There is a phone number on the main sign outside.

Not the sign on the building, but the marquee by the road/entrance.

Originally Posted by Gentleman 100

I stopped by the new US-192 (new, small strip mall in front of Sam's Club) place. No tenants yet, but the windows of the shop are tinted darkly. No phone numbers. It looks like there is a construction permit on the front door. My guess is that it will open within a few months.

We shall see. Be safe.

**Sponge Worthy** · 01-13-09 15:19

Originally Posted by Vieraman

I suggest posting the name of the massage parlor, the name of the therapist, and a description of their age, height, weight, cup size, hair length, etc. NO INFO on the extras available!

While I appreciate your intent, I don't think it's really a viable solution. It's the USASexGuide Forum. Failing to discuss extras (sex) kind of goes against the intent, as I understand it. It seems that a lot of people want to reshape this tool to duck and dodge the very thing that brought us here.

There are a lot of very attractive LMTs who have no intention of providing extras. If we use your format, we'll have a lot of guys hoping for something that's never going to happen. In my opinion, that's not valuable information.
That's the road to expensive frustration. I would rather know what to expect than shoot the dice at $80/hr plus tip.

**Sponge Worthy** · 01-13-09 15:12

Originally Posted by Guy Nuoir

The posts down below are the first I heard of anything more than a HE by Candi. Guess someone's luck is better than mine and can hold off longer!

Don't you know? It's all in the PMs, because that's how they keep the fuzz at bay.

**Thirtn** · 01-13-09 14:40

I usually spend most of my time in the Jacksonville area but I was in Kissimee and Visited ToA. Great standard service from Mimi, a 30-40 something asian with broken English. Medium strength massage that ranks up there with the best full body massage I've had. I was happy when I left.

**Guy Nuoir** · 01-13-09 14:27

Originally Posted by A Russell5150

Is Candi back at Tokyo? And is it the same Candi that was there about 2 years ago. She was my favorite, but left on "Vacation" was what they told me, and I never saw here again.

The Candi from Tokyo is at Oriental Healing Therapy in Indian Hills Plaza on 436, just north of Red Bug. She's still rough, playful, and likes to tease. The posts down below are the first I heard of anything more than a HE by Candi. Guess someone's luck is better than mine and can hold off longer!
Enjoy,
Guy