Massage Parlor Reports

[Vincent79]

So this is a first for me. Asian lady with a mustache. Figured you guys would enjoy this story. Had to make a run to harbor freight in Owosso so I'm like oh my back hurts let's go checkout the talent next door. I walked in and the only lady working was the ugliest I've seen in awhile. Flat butt no titties and got beaten with ugly stick. She was acting all scared probably from the look on my face but the mustache really did it. I was like how much for half hour? Oh no I forget my wallet I'll be right back and out the door I ran. Oh Jesus LOL.

That's a such hilarious story! Can't hold my smiles while reading it Hahaaha.

[BuddyHeld11]

Late and in a pinch (it was 8:30 PM; spa closes at PM). Nina wouldn't go for an hour, so a half hour and a half a C-note it was. Nina is an Asian plain Jane but, somehow, delivered me from discomfort in 35 minutes including hot stones. On the flip she delivered Level 1 plus: prostate, FIV, & C-cups in the mouth. Would repeat.

[PhatUnit]

So this is a first for me. Asian lady with a mustache. Figured you guys would enjoy this story. Had to make a run to harbor freight in Owosso so I'm like oh my back hurts let's go checkout the talent next door. I walked in and the only lady working was the ugliest I've seen in awhile. Flat butt no titties and got beaten with ugly stick. She was acting all scared probably from the look on my face but the mustache really did it. I was like how much for half hour? Oh no I forget my wallet I'll be right back and out the door I ran. Oh Jesus LOL.

[Mr BoyBear]

Gents, Saw NaNa recently at Wellness on Cedar. Tiny little thing, adequate English and slightly younger than the usual choices. Massage while not therapeutic was pleasant and relaxing. Not much overt tease but enough to know a HE was likely. Standard finish with little encouraged roaming. Worth a visit if this is enough for you as I think this is her ceiling (as well as the other current choices there). FWIW, Mr Boybear.

[Marryba19]

Is this the short young worker on duty? Since hey have opened there have only been about 3 different staff members that I have seen. The short one had the best English, and my first time with her was a fairly vanilla session. That, and they really do want you to make even a same day appointment if you can. I think they tolerate, but dislike walk-ins.

She said she was 38 from China. Told me she teaches men how to respect women. Laughed a lot. Seemed more Interested in talking than jacking. I tipped 20 $ and grabbed my own water. I don't get to spend my money often but when I do I want to go home relaxed. Will go somewhere else next time and ill leave a better quality post. If your even real talking shit about what I did. LOL.

[The Darq Ryder]

I never left anyplace unhappy either. After the flip she just kept talking and laughing and was quite friendly. Then she said all done and quickly left the room. I said that's it? LOL. I'm not posting this to impress you with quality posts. Just saying it how it is.

Is this the short young worker on duty? Since hey have opened there have only been about 3 different staff members that I have seen. The short one had the best English, and my first time with her was a fairly vanilla session. That, and they really do want you to make even a same day appointment if you can. I think they tolerate, but dislike walk-ins.

[Desklamp]

Is the phone number down for you guys?

[Marryba19]

I never have. With your lack of quality posts and basically 0 true reviews, I wouldn't take your advice. I've had a couple of my best AMP finishes at this place.

I never left anyplace unhappy either. After the flip she just kept talking and laughing and was quite friendly. Then she said all done and quickly left the room. I said that's it? LOL. I'm not posting this to impress you with quality posts. Just saying it how it is.

[Ooze69]

I never have. With your lack of quality posts and basically 0 true reviews, I wouldn't take your advice. I've had a couple of my best AMP finishes at this place.

Left unhappy.

[Ooze69]

https://lansing.craigslist.org/hws/d...917016146.html

Anyone give this a shot? Comes up as this business when I look up the phone number:

https://giftedhandsofjoy.com/

[Marryba19]

Left unhappy.

[Marryba19]

I have been in the hobby for several years however it has been about 1 years since I have been to see Chelsea at MT last time I went I gave the door fee plus $. 40 for her services like I had done for many years. She gracefully informed me I needed to match the door fee of $. 65 which is fine. My question is if I only go hh do I do the same match the $. 45? Thanks.

When I did 30 min she was happy with 100.

[Grinder340]

I have been in the hobby for several years however it has been about 1 years since I have been to see Chelsea at MT last time I went I gave the door fee plus $. 40 for her services like I had done for many years. She gracefully informed me I needed to match the door fee of $. 65 which is fine. My question is if I only go hh do I do the same match the $. 45? Thanks.

[ClitLicker9666]

Did a drop in today; great experience. For those who haven't been, it is the end unit of a strip mall on a moderately busy road (Holmes). I parked on the end / side and walked about 30 feet around the corner to the entrance. You can go straight in, so you are not exposed waiting for a bell or whatever. Once through the door you are in a vestibule and that is where you can knock or ring a doorbell and wait in privacy. In this case, the wait was about ten seconds when a middle-aged Asian woman ( 50) opened the door, ushered me in and took me straight to a private room--one of three or four based on the doors in the hallway. I asked her name and she. Pause. Then said "Sarah", LOL. I asked where she was from and she replied Korea. I'd been there in the Army, told her that and where, she furrowed her forehead for a moment and then responded delightedly with the correct pronunciation of the place and a big smile saying she had cousins there. I told her she looked great (older but reasonably fit, tight short dress, all made up) and if she was going to be with me. She said yes, I told her I wanted everything. She put a hand up, I plopped $240 into it, she looked down, smiled, and said to "get ready" and walked out the door with the money. A few minutes later she came back in, the clothes flew off and she went right to work: ball licking, ball sucking, tongue flicks just short of rimming, and then some good deep throat with occasional toothiness. I was laying on my back and she was on her knees and said "prostate?" and I said "yes". She gloved up, got some lotion and started an outstanding prostate fingering with blow job. I was just about to blow when she stopped, turned around for reverse cowgirl and I realized she had magically put a condom on me. She did a few pumps sitting on me then bent over so I was looking at her butt going up and down on my cock while she started doing more prostate massaging with her hand. That was about as much as I could handle so I shortly geysered into the cover. Even then, after she took the cover off, she wiped me down with a wash cloth and started pumping with her hand. If I was as virile and hard-charging as some of you young guys, pop #2 was obviously available! An absolutely great time. We chatted after--her English is not that great but we could communicate in slo mo. She was the only one there. She indicated she was the mamasan and had two other girls normally but the weather was so bad and customers so infrequent that she had sent them home. I didn't miss them--mamasan knew what the hell she was doing! Highly recommend!

I seen her and she did same things to me for 140 and she was fine with that. Even stuck her tongue in my ass, good time.

[FaslFasl]

Sparty seemed to indicate he is rubbing on kitty and wet, so he's talking pants off or down. You appear to be talking over clothes.

I've had the full experience on a few occasions because yes she is a sadist and seems to like the challenge of trying to take something much bigger than her 5 hole. But the mood has to be right too. This was years ago though and YMMV.

I didn't take what he said as clear evidence of that. Maybe he can clarify that, but even if that's the case, I'm not paying an extra 75 for that. Already getting the experience I'm primarily there for with paying a standard tip. 135 tip is FS territory, which I don't know that I'd partake in. Maybe once just to see. She's no spring chicken or hot by any means. It’s just fun banter during the experience. I'd spend that money for better FS options for less, and can do all the kitty rubbing I want and more.

We already have a rampant GPS problem. Are we really trying to create a GHS problem too? Although if anyone in all of southern MI deserves that honor, it's probably her.