Massage Parlor Reports

[LoneStar109]

I stopped by Happy Spa late tonight to check out Yomi and she did not disappoint. After 5 minutes, Yomi walks into my room with a lovely upbeat attitude. She's about 5'1, pretty thicc-ly built but not fat at all, the right curves with big ole titties and nice round nipples if you're looking for a non-petite lady. She's probably around early 20's and her face is pretty attractive to me. Her English isn't the best but she tries her best to converse with me during the session and takes directions really well.

First she started with sliding her tits all over my back / legs and then finished up with a cat bath spending a lot of time around my butt, but not the starfish. After the flip, she went in for a long ass DFK session which was very nice. Probably the most aggressive tongue in my mouth action I've ever experience, but I'm not complaining it felt really good. Her BBBJ was pretty awesome with nice constant DT action and suction. I didn't even feel any teeth at all. She demanded I eat her pussy and I happily obeyed. She's got a trimmed Bush and her snatch tasted clean and juicy. After I was done eating her out, she got on all fours and gave me a very sensual BBBJ while I was kneeling on the massage table. I almost busted so I asked her to stop and put the cover on. We started with ACG and ended with mish. I unfortunately lasted 2 positions with her as the mish and DFK combo made me cum almost instantly. I unloaded 3 days worth of cum in her mouth and she took it like a champ by sucking and waiting for every drop to exit my penis lmao. She wiped down my slong while still having my load melt in her mouth. After she was done cleaning, she opened her mouth and let me see my own cum drip down her lower lip / chin onto a bundle of tissue. First time a provider let me see cum drip down her face and in the heat of the moment, I sat up and DFK her for the next two minutes and unfortunately tasted my own cum LMAO. We did the BT afterwards and she gave me a hot towel wipe down. After we both got dressed, we continued to DFK and flirt for a bit and I left a really happy dude.

[Stinger##]

Yes definitely, all the "reviews" for Happy, and most of Butterfly seem like shills.

I've done a few for happy and butterfly and all are real or replies that share my agreement from another reviewer. Honestly, I've read many of the reviews and they seem extremely similar to my experience.

Both locations are pretty solid for MP spots. Just don't expect super hot models. Try escort agencies if you want hotter choices.

[SabertoothPeni]

Yup all fake reviews written with AI.

All follow the same formula.

Had free time called mms.

22 yo natural.

DFK BBBJ best I ever had.

69.

Many positions.

Blew in bag.

Hug and kiss would repeat.

No one writes like that.

I have written a few reviews for Butterfly. Now, I only go when I have free time. I reach out to MMS to ensure she has what I prefer. Because I know what I like, things tend to go in the order I prefer. I am not lazy, and I never lean on AI.

Perhaps you should write a few more reviews and gain some experience. That would deliver perspective.

[EggHead21]

Yup all fake reviews written with AI.

All follow the same formula.

Had free time called mms.

22 yo natural.

DFK BBBJ best I ever had.

69.

Many positions.

Blew in bag.

Hug and kiss would repeat.

No one writes like that.

This would be a valid point if you actually had some reviews of your own. But it seems you're a long-time lurker who doesn't bring anything of value. Post a few reviews and show the rest how it's done.

[Leche]

And all reviewers recently joined, all with around 30 posts.

Yup all fake reviews written with AI.

All follow the same formula.

Had free time called mms.

22 yo natural.

DFK BBBJ best I ever had.

69.

Many positions.

Blew in bag.

Hug and kiss would repeat.

No one writes like that.

[Harveyjl1]

Yes definitely, all the "reviews" for Happy, and most of Butterfly seem like shills.

Yup all fake reviews written with AI.

All follow the same formula.

Had free time called mms.

22 yo natural.

DFK BBBJ best I ever had.

69.

Many positions.

Blew in bag.

Hug and kiss would repeat.

No one writes like that.

[Vbic8033]

Yes definitely, all the "reviews" for Happy, and most of Butterfly seem like shills.

I've been to Happy twice in the past year and the girls and service were great both times. I saw Mia and Eva and they were both cute, petite, and had big MM's. The service was GFE and they even did a decent massage for an AMP.

[CanadianGod6]

I went to Butterfly because all the reviews here seem to really be fond of them, so I checked them out last night.

It's a small spa hidden in a corner, right by the freeway.

Anyways, I texted ahead, and I wanted to see Michelle, but she was very busy, so I got Sasa, a somewhat chubby c cup Asian girl that's probably in here mid or late 30's. She has a friendly smile and I thought I would have an exciting time.

We agreed on HF and Tip, then she told me to undress while she gets supplies. Their rooms are pretty spacious with a standing mirror and huge couch nearby.

I waited about 8 minutes starring at the monitors as visitor, who are familiar to these girls, come in and out.

Finally, Sasa comes back in. Tells me to flip on my front for a Massage, which was really long to my liking, and she sucks at it. Anyways, I wanted to cuts straight to the action, so she agrees with a nod and flips me over. Someone in the hallway called out to her in Chinese, and as she's oiling up and stroking my cock, she tells me, "Hold on honey" then leaves the room again. I can see in the monitors that she runs into another room and close the door naked. I assume she was included in some sort of added 4 hand action, and I'm still here 25 minutes in with an oiled up boner. I waited for 5 minutes again, and I see her leaving the room from the monitors and she's wiping something from her face, must be cum.

Anyways, finally back to me where she gives me a BBBJ. It's not the most genuine BBBJ I've ever gotten, meaning I didn't really feel like the provider was for me, but it's definitely one of the most mechanical. I can tell the way that she sucks, she does it based on a general preference of what customers like. She tries to talk dirty with her hard to understand English, but honestly I wasn't really feeling it as much.

I told her if we can fuck, so she blew the rubber on me, and I try to position myself with her in front of the mirror in a standing doggie. Since she doesn't really have an arc, she has a rounded back, and it seems like every time I try to get into it with her, she lacks the rhythm for me to build momentum during the pump. She didn't want to look up at any point of the intercourse, and just moaned in the most general way possible.

We switched to Mish with her on the side of the bed, and she just lays there. I'm not sure if she's tired or maybe wasn't into it, but the only life that sparked in all of this is when some Chinese chatter came from outside the door, and she would immediately snap out of her trance and respond casually in a normal tone, then goes back into her "Yes, baby, Do you want to cum in my mouth?" I told her that paid for the hour, and I hope to get some of that 4 hand action myself, but she was like, "Too busy, honey, maybe next time I introduce you."

Anyways, I ended up pulling off the rubber and tried cumming on her face, but she had towel ready underneath me. When I was about to explode she immedietely covered my cum and shielded herself. I was very disappointed about that. I finally ran into Michelle on my way out, she was just using her cellphone and gave me a dismissive smile and wave. She's about 6, and I don't think I would've had a better time with her even if I got her in the beginning. It is what it is.

It seems that SASA is a regular at Butteryfly and she's mostly there when the other girls are occupied. Yes, she provides the service that people here talk about, but it's not in a way that equals to hot pornstar fantasy experience that some people describe.

It felt mechanical, scripted, and if I'm being honest, she didn't really give me the genuine attention I was looking for. This is place is not as close as it seems because you have drive a little bit out of Pasadena, and the area seems really shady for the most part.

I should've just followed my first instincts and checked this place called Cloud 9 somewhere in Culver City.

[MarvelLee]

Made lunch time appt and requested Lala or Michelle. I did based on the previous reviews, unfortunately Michelle was unavailable but Lala was not disappointed.

I waited like 5 minutes in the room then Lala came in, Very sexy C girl with a well-proportioned body. We took care of the paperwork and I started to feel her up. She asked if I wanted to take a shower but I got distracted and started to caress her and eventually led her towards the table and took her dress and panties off. Took a taste and she is clean and responsive.

Next up- BBJ. I have to say is the best I've had in a while, especially at butterfly. She is so sensual with it and thorough. She also loved to DFK. Dt is on another level and for me she was really into it. Then cap on and we started with missionary. She is tight and but also super wet. And she could take good poundings, next we did Doggy and she has a nice ass. Felt close to cum so I asked for cim and she obliged.

Removed the cover and she finished off the session with BBBJCIM and I blew a huge load, she literally drained me. So good.

Well worth the visit!

[Leche]

I have met Jessica. Great rack but flat butt and average midsection. She had the best rack of the 3 girls working tho.

A lot of these reports sound like ads.

Yes definitely, all the "reviews" for Happy, and most of Butterfly seem like shills.

[HoboWithin]

I have met Jessica. Great rack but flat butt and average midsection. She had the best rack of the 3 girls working tho.

A lot of these reports sound like ads.

Jessica is no longer at happy though. She's now in Van Nuys.

[DaliFan]

Really Nice review, seems like just what the dr. Ordered. Can you give any more details? How was her ass, would you say it was round, big, petite bubble butt, or flat? Thin frame, but any curves? B, C, D cup? Was her skin soft and was it white, or did she have a tan?

I have met Jessica. Great rack but flat butt and average midsection. She had the best rack of the 3 girls working tho.

A lot of these reports sound like ads.

[Ireland1988]

I'm a few weeks late on this review, so I'm not positive if she is still working but I had an amazing time with GiGi. Lot of giggling and laughing, immediately disarming and comfortable with her. Great Asian body and really eager to please.

Gave a fantastic rim and BBBJ. Stella walked in and teased me while Gigi was giving me an incredible BBBJ. If I had the cash on me I would've went for the four hands.

Gigi and I switched a few positions until I ultimately BBJCIM for the finish.

Sorry for the lack of specific details, it's been a few weeks, but I plan on trying to see Gigi again. Really sweet & eager to please and that body had me daydreaming for days after!

[GunDown]

Normally I only post report if something is worth mentioning, but decided to hit up Day Care Spa to see if there are gems like yo-yo (I think that's her name) can be found, haven't been there since she left 9 months ago.

So ringed the bell, some MILF let me in, she is in her late 30's, wearing a cute flowery dress. Paid the house fee for hhr, massage was better than other "pretend massage", actually cracked a few times on my back. Anyway, back to the topic. I didn't bother to ask for her name as I probably won't repeat. She does have a somewhat cute MILF next door vibe, 5'2", late 30's, natural C cup, stomach has very noticable baby damage, ass was nothing to write home about. Did a FBSM with her naked, a little bit of russians, slow BBBJ and BLS, then we went to pound town in K9 and mish, finished in the bag and left.

[Fat Jerk76]

In the mood for just a rub and manual finish, I stopped in at Qu Li the other night. Glad I did. Lina was my provider. The facility is clean, decorated and inviting. I took the hour for .6.

Lina is mid-40's, maybe older. 5'4", very thin, small a cups. Outstanding massage. Worth it for the therapy alone. After flip I didn't ask, nor did she. I was obviously at 3/4 mast poking through the thin sheet. She reached and give him an nice stroke and then asked twice if it was okay. She doesn't do anything sexy. Her technique is standard yet nice. She's very strong for such a tiny woman. I politely asked if I could roam OTC, she allowed. (First time: you got to ask and be polite.) overtipped. 8. She probably would have been happy with. 6. Gave me her personal #. I'll repeat but not in a hurry.