Massage Parlor Reports

**Eslide3** · 02-23-26 09:48

Didn't realize I was in the company of such above board connoisseurs, not a bunch of guys messing around on their old ladies for a thrill (amongst many other reasons). It's good to know none of us get a kick out of breaking the rules here, our primary goal always being that of enlightenment, keeping our providers needs, and the needs of our outside relationships as the ultimate consideration in our actions.

In other news, I was at a spot on pleasant hill today and there was a Gwinnett county cop parked at the Krispy kream, only a few hundred yards from a very popular parlor I was planning to attend. I pulled out of the lot in reverse, swung into traffic with a perfect j-turn, then crept away wearing a Richard Nixon mask to hide my identity. Plan on spending the rest of my day volunteering in a soup kitchen for orphaned children of sex workers, and reminiscing of the times I went straight home for dinner with my family after some lady whom I didn't even know her real name had just cleaned my pipes for less money than a tank of gas. I am such a wonderful person.

**NeedyUnchin** · 02-23-26 09:10

Originally Posted by Eslide3 [View Original Post]

If you're worried about losing your wife, or "getting in trouble", why are you here?

Ehhh this reasoning feels a little dry and limited IMHO. This is not human nature. It doesn't capture how people actually behave. Life is often a non-linear and non-rational experience.

These situations always bring to mind Walt Whitman for me:

Do I contradict myself?

Very well then I contradict myself.

(I am large, I contain multitudes.).

Countless sages throughout the millenia have discussed the inherently paradoxical nature of life.

OK, back to 304s and mongering! 😂😂😂

**Member #2227** · 02-22-26 23:10

Originally Posted by Eslide3 [View Original Post]

If you're worried about losing your wife, or "getting in trouble", why are you here? That's an assigned risk, she was that important you wouldn't be here at all. You think people go sky diving because it's safe? I still don't see how anything we've talked about helps that problem, other than not going altogether. Your wife and family is either more important than getting jerked off, or they aren't. You wear a bullet proof vest, helmet, and wrap your car in bubble wrap when you leave the house? You're talking about getting your heart right and risk vs reward, I'm talking about tactical reality.

You're looking for a therapist or a priest, not a smarter way to get your fix. Maybe get some of the costume glasses with the big nose and funny mustache, speak in an unusual accent, shouldn't raise any alarm bells with the ladies.

This is wildly judgmental and completely fails to grasp the intricacies of relationships and the hobby.

**BoatJock** · 02-22-26 20:01

Originally Posted by BoatJock [View Original Post]

I can't really compare. I've been with Bianca twice and both times were awesome. I met Cherry but haven't been with her. In my opinion, Bianca is more attractive than Cherry and Bianca is all natural. The next time I am in town, I will ask for Cherry so I can personally compare. But you would have an awesome visit with Bianca. But she is only in town for about 3 more weeks, so see her while you can. : o).

If you haven't read New Guy79's review, it is worth reading. See post #58299.

**BoatJock** · 02-22-26 19:56

Originally Posted by Patriarch112 [View Original Post]

Is Bianca that much better than cherry? I've seen Cherry like three times.

I can't really compare. I've been with Bianca twice and both times were awesome. I met Cherry but haven't been with her. In my opinion, Bianca is more attractive than Cherry and Bianca is all natural. The next time I am in town, I will ask for Cherry so I can personally compare. But you would have an awesome visit with Bianca. But she is only in town for about 3 more weeks, so see her while you can. : o).

**Cincinnati555** · 02-22-26 19:56

Any luck with the new one at this location? I went last week and it was sweet. Lots of DFK. DM me with updates. I want to see if its worth going back. OTD at $$ for 90 min. Holding back until I hear from others.

Face - 6.

Body - 6.

Personality - 7.

**Cincinnati555** · 02-22-26 19:51

Any updates from anyone on this? I have received a few who actually visited and had various states of success but no code breakage yet. I am about ready to go give up the ship and say goodbye to her based on what I have heard so far. Any more takers other than the one who has reached out to me multiple times (I am patient! Thanks Mongers.

**HollowGuy** · 02-22-26 18:12

Originally Posted by Eslide3 [View Original Post]

If you're worried about losing your wife, or "getting in trouble", why are you here? That's an assigned risk, she was that important you wouldn't be here at all. You think people go sky diving because it's safe? I still don't see how anything we've talked about helps that problem, other than not going altogether. Your wife and family is either more important than getting jerked off, or they aren't. You wear a bullet proof vest, helmet, and wrap your car in bubble wrap when you leave the house? You're talking about getting your heart right and risk vs reward, I'm talking about tactical reality.

You're looking for a therapist or a priest, not a smarter way to get your fix. Maybe get some of the costume glasses with the big nose and funny mustache, speak in an unusual accent, shouldn't raise any alarm bells with the ladies.

Everyone comes from a different place, and no one should feel judged for being married, single, or figuring things out. Life and relationships are complicated, and being here doesn't automatically define how much someone values their family.

This forum is about support, and harm reduction. Adults will make their own choices, and our role is to help each other. Understand the risks, and move as safely as possible.

We encourage everyone to participate, share their experiences, and offer perspective. Different viewpoints make the conversation stronger. This is a space for respectful dialogue, real advice, and mutual support not judgment.

**MikeNichols** · 02-22-26 14:16

Boy, I'm sure I'm not the only married man here reflecting on your rant, as clearly missing the mark. I guess no woman ever want to marry you, or actually stayed around long enough to even consider it. If I'm wrong, then how did you not learn anything about being married?

Originally Posted by Eslide3 [View Original Post]

If you're worried about losing your wife, or "getting in trouble", why are you here? That's an assigned risk, she was that important you wouldn't be here at all. You think people go sky diving because it's safe? I still don't see how anything we've talked about helps that problem, other than not going altogether. Your wife and family is either more important than getting jerked off, or they aren't. You wear a bullet proof vest, helmet, and wrap your car in bubble wrap when you leave the house? You're talking about getting your heart right and risk vs reward, I'm talking about tactical reality.

You're looking for a therapist or a priest, not a smarter way to get your fix. Maybe get some of the costume glasses with the big nose and funny mustache, speak in an unusual accent, shouldn't raise any alarm bells with the ladies.

**Patriarch112** · 02-22-26 14:11

Is Bianca that much better than cherry? I've seen Cherry like three times.

**Eslide3** · 02-22-26 07:53

Originally Posted by MikeNichols [View Original Post]

Yes all you said, including the new hobby, is all spot on. Buy no mention on wives finding out. I don't care about what the police won't do to me, I just care about it costing my real life, not the Hobby life. Its probably true of the majority that come to this page.

If you're worried about losing your wife, or "getting in trouble", why are you here? That's an assigned risk, she was that important you wouldn't be here at all. You think people go sky diving because it's safe? I still don't see how anything we've talked about helps that problem, other than not going altogether. Your wife and family is either more important than getting jerked off, or they aren't. You wear a bullet proof vest, helmet, and wrap your car in bubble wrap when you leave the house? You're talking about getting your heart right and risk vs reward, I'm talking about tactical reality.

You're looking for a therapist or a priest, not a smarter way to get your fix. Maybe get some of the costume glasses with the big nose and funny mustache, speak in an unusual accent, shouldn't raise any alarm bells with the ladies.

**MikeNichols** · 02-21-26 17:08

Which Golden? The one in Duluth or Cumming? What was $ deal out the door?

Originally Posted by RegularJoe2345 [View Original Post]

Has to go into town recently. Tried Sunshine in Duluth and got a legit massage from a very beautiful latina. After another stop, decided to go a little further up for a quick visit to Golden. Mama wanted to treat me but I was ready to walk until Sally came around the corner. She took great care to work out the final stresses.

**RegularJoe2345** · 02-21-26 15:30

Has to go into town recently. Tried Sunshine in Duluth and got a legit massage from a very beautiful latina. After another stop, decided to go a little further up for a quick visit to Golden. Mama wanted to treat me but I was ready to walk until Sally came around the corner. She took great care to work out the final stresses.

**MikeNichols** · 02-21-26 06:30

Yes all you said, including the new hobby, is all spot on. Buy no mention on wives finding out. I don't care about what the police won't do to me, I just care about it costing my real life, not the Hobby life. Its probably true of the majority that come to this page.

Originally Posted by Eslide3 [View Original Post]

I've been in two different MP's when they were "raided", in my 20+ yrs at it. You know what happened to me and my fellow patrons? Not a god damn thing. They don't kick the doors down in riot gear, you have time to cover up. Now if you had dope on you; you're here illegally, yeah sure, you're getting locked up too. The shops get set up, they send in undercover and get the girls to break the rules. When they raid they check to see if the place is licensed, if it's not all the girls get locked up on probable cause. They're looking for people being trafficked, and some police dept wants their name in the paper because of whatever politician.

You haven't noticed that camps don't have hot young illegals in them anymore? Got any idea why. ? Older Chinese ladies are usually here legally, so that potential felony conviction is just a misdemeanor.

You know why the cops sit in the lot? They count customers, and when they raid they check the logs and see if they're also hiding income by not reporting patrons. Like the criminals do with car washes, laundries, any cash business, now they got more evidence. If you're that paranoid, take up fishing, or lay off the CSI tv shows. The guys who make the paper are f'and stupid.

Now watch, I'm going to end up on the news for ordering egg fu young in a suggestive tone.

**Funbr202** · 02-21-26 01:04

Originally Posted by MikeNichols [View Original Post]

I didn't go to my ATF today in another town that is close to Sandy Springs. I know the Sheriffs collaborate from town to town, and I would guess this is the beginning. What are everyone's thoughts on this. I may default to a semi-legit place with mostly women clients. They do accommodate with a slightly assisted DIY. I think this is the safest place right now. Its a lot cheaper to.

Sure shops can be more reserved after such events. They communicate with in their community. And if truly an ATF of yours. Your ATF would be more comfortable with someone they know (you) then a new monger. Sometimes they may show, or engage in, that appreciation more than normal going forward.

Tomorrow is not guaranteed for anyone. Go live your life. But ultimately you do you.