Massage Parlor Reports

[Skeete5555]

Let me preface by saying I know this hobby is YMMV no mater how many positive reviews a provider may have. I went to QQ in hopes to get an appointment with Lala based on all her positive reviews but she was initially busy and Cherry asked if I wanted to wanted her instead. I politely declined and said I could come back for Lala, which Cherry gave me an attitude about it and said to come back in an hour. I decided to come back and Lala was available, went into the room and gave the $$ donation. She asked me how long I wanted, which I responded an hour. She then proceeded to ask two more times how long I wanted, which I replied an hour (given that the standard $$ donation is usually good for an hour). Her attitude completely changed and something pissed her off.

She proceeded to give a half-assed massage, which wasn't too bad and I even commented 'feels good' which she responded with the weirdest response of 'if you want a good massage, you should go to an American place'. WTF?! I was kind of thrown off by this but wanted to enjoy the massage. During the massage, she started doing all this math and counting on her fingers during the massage. I sensed that she was over giving a massage and I said we can move on to the service part, which she replied 'I already paid the house an hour fee, let me do my job'. Another WTF. I'm guessing she was mad because wanted to do a HH session for $$ donation but I'm still not sure what pissed her off.

We proceeded to the service part and that's how it felt, completely mechanical and no vibes. She also sprayed my area with tons of disinfectant spray, to the point of where I told her to stop because it sting. I make sure about my hygiene and a fit person, I never had a provider go overboard with disinfecting stuff with me like she did. She made a smart ass response of 'safety'.

We got done with the service and I did eventually pop but only because of a two week buildup. Honestly, I just wanted to get the fuck out of there because I got such weirdo / crazy vibes from Lala. The overall session was worse than I'm describing but just not going into full details.

Just a reminder one person's positive experience means absolutely nothing when it comes to your own experience. I'll prob never go to QQ again.

[Gibs789]

Mandy is late 20's, 5'2-ish, Short black hair to her shoulders, petite build

Not sure where the reviewer below got "thick". Mandy is petite and curvy with a great narrow waist. Totally agree with the review. Mandy is simply the best and most tireless cowgirl on the whole western rodeo circuit and she has these repeated tight squeezing orgasms that are simply incredible.

[MaybeThisTime]

Haven't had a chance to come by Brisa this month despite knowing Mandy was back here. I remember her from last year during her rotation with her friend Taylor at Good, talk about a dynamic duo.

Details (0-5) - Face: 4. 5, Body: 4, Personality: 5, Service: 5.

DFK, BBBJ, BLS, DATY, CFS, CIM.

Mandy is late 20's, 5'2-ish, Short black hair to her shoulders, petite build, natural B / C's, nice bubbly butt, no tatts, trimmed kitty. Very cute and sultry smile, she'll win you over with her eyes when she smiles.

Entry & Seating:

She still remembered me from last year, so we reconnected a bit. She was surprised I still remember her, but I told her it's cause she gave me a lifelong memory last time LOL. She was rocking a bright red dress compared to her previous yoga pants, looked super hot in that dress with her hourglass hip to waist ratio. Sat on the table while she got on my lap for some kissing, hands on her cakes, they're so enjoyable to play with. She kept grabbing Jr through my pants, and eventually snuck her hand into them without even unbuttoning me. We both knew what time it was. Immediately got down into our birthday suits.

Appetizer:

Obviously we skipped the massage, she jumped into my arms, caught her, and laid back on the table. Continued to kissing while she was teasing Jr with her kitty sliding up and down. She was getting pretty wet, then she reached back with her hand to give Jr some attention while she continued to tease, honestly the sensation and temptation of her just sliding it in bare had me rock solid and on edge. She knew she had me and continued this for about another 5-minutes until I had to change positions otherwise I was going to pop. Got her on her back, my turn to return the favor and was teasing her kitty. Right before she thought she was over the hump and going to O, I jokingly pulled away, and she immediately grabbed my head and yanked it back in. She made sure to get hers.

Main Course:

She then had me sit back up on the table, got on my lap and started teasing me with her kitty again. It was so hot, whilst kissing and teasing, she snuck on the cover and quickly slid me in. Big moan, could feel how plump and aroused her kitty was. Slow grinding quickly lead to holding her ass while she was bouncing up and down. Last time I saw her, she did this for almost the entire time, she was just using me as her own toy, this time it was the same. She just kept fucking me, every time I said I was going to pop, she stopped and kissed me to let me cool down, then continued again. She was just having the time of her life, grinding out her O's like she's trying to win the Winter Olympics gold medal. After about 15 minutes of this, picked her up for some air time against the wall (Sorry to whoever was in the adjacent room for the banging on the wall) then onto the table. Standing mish didn't last long as I wanted to flip her over to finish in K9 with the bubbilicious view. When I truly couldn't hold anymore, pulled out and she immediately turned around and got on her knees to completely drain me, continued to suck and stroke me until I really had to push her off. Jokingly tried to put it back in my mouth, managed to get away and give her a small cup LOL. She jokingly said more and picked up the cover she had brought but we both knew the clock was almost up despite my cock still being up.

Dessert:

Cleaned up, got me all dressed, she made sure I was looking in tip-top shape. Chatted for awhile longer, obviously asked me to come back before she departs. Didn't stick around too long as the long drive up north is quite long and I wanted to make a few stops for groceries on the way home.

Final Thoughts & TLDR:

Mandy is one of the best this month. Pretty hard to beat Hailey as I think she's pretty much solidified her #1 spot at SBBBJ these past few months. Only a few days left for Mandy, I will likely make the trek at least once more before she's gone. If you can get her going, she's use you like a her own fuck toy and tease you until your brain melts. Definitely one of the top-shelf girls at SBBBJ.

[Supermanamp]

I originally had an appointment with Sasha at Brisa, but when the I got there she was busy. Nova escorted me in and had me wait in the waiting room of shame. Hahaha. After about 10 minutes I heard Sasha escort a dude out and then came to get me. Sasha looks older than the picture that was sent to me and I didn't find her very attractive. She does have a petite, sexy, spinner body. I was annoyed about the waiting part and just asked to leave plus she wasn't my type. On my way out, I saw Mandy come out from a room and she was thick and curvy. However, when I heard Mandy clearing her throat in the bathroom, that made me think she swallowed the dude's nut and turned me off so I left. So I decided to go to Maple and see who was working. There were quite a bit of cars in the parking lot. When I rang the doorbell, Summer opened the door. We went to the room and kissed passionately. I gave her the donation and she left. I got undressed and waited for her to come back.

I just did a long review with her so I won't drag this one out. When she returned, she took her dress off and the fuck fest started right away as I usually skip the massage but Summer does provide an amazing massage. As usual, she gave me her elite BBBJ that had me squirming. We 69 for quite a while and her kitty was sweet and tasty. I put her on all fours facing the mirror and I dove my tongue in on her wet sweet kitty for a few minutes. I transitioned her in the Tiffany position with her head hanging from the table, and I face fucked her and played with her kitty and sucked on her juicy melons for a few minutes. She took my hand off her kitty after a while. I put her on her knees and had her suck me some more for a few minutes.

The cover came on and she got on top of me, and she fucked me with her patented jackrabbit fuck till she came. I smashed her hard and fast in missionary, feet to shoulders, K9, and prone bone. In K9, I had her stick her ass up, and I got on my toes and gave her a hard pounding. In prone bone, I banged her furiously until she told me she was coming. She gave me a long seductive stare in the mirror during this time. I put her in standing K9 with her feet on the floor and legs closed while I held her hands on her back and gave her a hard and fast pounding. For the finale, I put her back in missionary with her legs closed, and I jackhammered her hard until I busted my nut in the bag. She said I was number 1 which of course I don't believe.

She cleaned me up and we talked for a bit via the phone translator. I told her she tells everyone they are number 1, and she said that I'm the real number 1. Whatever. Hahaha. She told me she will be working at Legend Massage in Olympia in March which is one of my local shops. When time was up, she walked me to the door and we kissed and hugged and said goodbye. I told her I would see her at Legend quite possibly this weekend as she ranks high on my ATF list.

Summer is amazing and is a service queen so don't miss your opportunity as she'll be leaving on Wednesday is what I think she said. Or it could be Tuesday so hurry up. I definitely recommend her. As always, your experience might vary. Happy mongering boys! Monger on!

[KrDoggy]

First thing in the morning appointment with Sasha. Her looks are banging, face maybe a 7 or 8 and body a solid man-made 10 depending or what you like. Great rack, slim shapely legs and arms, big tattoo on the front of the groin, kind of a reverse tramp stamp.

It was early, given her reputed open menu and my DATY heavy style I really wanted to be the first man of the day. I started by massaging her, which lets me closely inspect her near perfect body. This also gets her in an immediate good mood and she is already moaning and making sounds of pleasure. She was slightly reserved to start but the massage completely changed her, and kissing her lips and those beautiful breasts made me a friend before we even got to DATY. Once there I went slow and gentle, I've started bringing hot water with me rather than scale translation mountain every time, I mix it with regular water and get just the right temperature in my mouth and do the warm water kitty bath that seems to dependably produce "Oh my God!" or loud moans, it was the latter with Sasha. Extended work finally got her off.

She wanted a make-out session after that and we laid on the table and did DFK for a really long time, very nice and unusual. Finally moved 69, her BBBJ skills very good and I'm working, then I ask her to turn around and face forward and sit on my face, she alternates between holding the walls and sitting up and grabbing her breasts and she pops again. I love looking at her face as I work that pussy, she had a great little bean that is easy to find and play with. I'm ready to fuck now, and she grabs the cover but does additional extended BBBJ before putting it on. No word or offer of bare to me.

Get her in standing mish she feels great but not as tight as some, I think she could handle size, but I'm only medium. I start trying different positions to get the best feel, in standing K9 she basically knelt on the table like she was doing a muslim prayer, felt fantastic and she took really hard pounding there. Next she got top and enthusiastically pounded me in a variety of positions. Got K9 on the table and her body was just to die for, then prone bone and she started encouraging me as I pounded, mish on the table provided the best feel and made me pop.

I was covered in sweat by this point and went and got a shower and hugged and kissed Nova on the way. When I got back and started getting dressed I asked Sasha why she did not mention "no condom sex" to me (just out of curiosity), was it my reputation or what? She said she does not do BBFS, I tried to keep a straight face. Maybe she wanted to appear more wholesome to me, but that cat is out of the bag. Anyway I think she is great, and very much like Yuki she does fantastic service even without bare. Supposedly like Yuki she wants to avoid CIP and that is just iffy and complicated.

I'm perfectly happy with CFS with this girl, she is a knockout and passionate as hell. Full on Doggy recommended.

[LuvsTooSplooge]

Made a quick pit stop at W. J Massage in University Place Spa before dinner. No better way to work up an appetite!!

Picked KK, a sweet looking C-girl. Slim, nice set of C cups, long legs. Killer smile with a touch of elegant vibe to her. You get the point!!

Yellow cocktail dress, Got led to the room and took care of the donation first $200 total. We got our clothes off and she let me suck her tits while my hands roamed on her tight body. Sensual lfk and she guided my hands down to her ass with both of my hands to squeeze it tight.

She is passionate, sensual and loves buildup! She rolled me over for BBBJ. I put her on all four on the table and proceeded to eat her trimmed V. I was rock-hard from her soft whimpers and hip movements. KK rolled the cover on me and slowly lowered herself in CowGirl. Took her a little time to get comfortable with my average size so to all you size kings take it easy!!

We switch to Missionary with legs IP in the air for some sensual fuckary. With how tight and small her hole was. I don't think it would have been possible for me go as wild as I normally do. With some time to spare, I blew in the cover and we stayed like that for a moment, until she cleaned me off.

[Tobin1914]

Nora is definitely one of my favorites. She loves a good massage. She is so sexy too. I guessed it was a pheasant, but corrected me and said it was a Phoenix. I drove an hour to see her when she changed stores from Shanghai to Brisa.

I did not ask her so you must be right, regardless of what type of bird it is some nice work. I also feel she is worth a long drive to see, as a complete package at least for me she is one of the best I have seen.

[LeftForDawn]

Both of these are the same parking lot. One in the corner of the back building, and one is the first office closest to 39th south hill mall side.

Popped my head in first at Umi, didn't get a name but saw a gal greet me with a black dress on maybe C / D chest but with some sag but natural. Back looked completely flat as the dress went straight down without any curve. Probably mid 40's but not bad looking.

Went to Beatriz, said her name was coco, also somewhere up in the 40's, but she was more attractive than the other shop. She has some large MM. That's what I first noticed. Somewhat tall, she had on a tshirt and some denim shorts on. Did 1 hr but I think she went over as it wasn't busy at all. Still not a great ass but she has something at least that you get a small handful to squeeze. If you like giant MM go for it. Gave a decent massage, and a good massage after as well. Even her lips looked like she had some lip filler done, probably some Botox as well, she did have a beautiful face. Very nice warm personality.

[Shogun Hua]

Second time I have seen her and she just hits all the right buttons for me. She is pretty, has a nice smile and smiles often, energetic, playful, speaks decent English. Roughly 5'4 higher end B cups, MM but still nice and actually has one of the nicer butts I have seen on any of the Asian girls I have spent time with. Has a couple back tattoos as I stated before, the larger one on her lower back is a Peacock I believe and is pretty well done. People do not talk a lot about her for whatever reason but her service is top level to me, great kisser also. Obviously YMMV but if you are missing out if you have not met her, she will be there until the 1st and she is not sure yet where she will be going.

Nora is definitely one of my favorites. She loves a good massage. She is so sexy too. I guessed it was a pheasant, but corrected me and said it was a Phoenix. I drove an hour to see her when she changed stores from Shanghai to Brisa.

[KrDoggy]

Agree with all your points, she had me in the palm of her hand.

Second time I have seen her and she just hits all the right buttons for me. She is pretty, has a nice smile and smiles often, energetic, playful, speaks decent English. Roughly 5'4 higher end B cups, MM but still nice and actually has one of the nicer butts I have seen on any of the Asian girls I have spent time with. Has a couple back tattoos as I stated before, the larger one on her lower back is a Peacock I believe and is pretty well done. People do not talk a lot about her for whatever reason but her service is top level to me, great kisser also. Obviously YMMV but if you are missing out if you have not met her, she will be there until the 1st and she is not sure yet where she will be going.

[Tobin1914]

Second time I have seen her and she just hits all the right buttons for me. She is pretty, has a nice smile and smiles often, energetic, playful, speaks decent English. Roughly 5'4 higher end B cups, MM but still nice and actually has one of the nicer butts I have seen on any of the Asian girls I have spent time with. Has a couple back tattoos as I stated before, the larger one on her lower back is a Peacock I believe and is pretty well done. People do not talk a lot about her for whatever reason but her service is top level to me, great kisser also. Obviously YMMV but if you are missing out if you have not met her, she will be there until the 1st and she is not sure yet where she will be going.

[LeftForDawn]

This is the one in front of the Best Buy complex over in south hill puyallup.

Haven't really scoped out the puyallup shops lately, but saw it had what looked like a yellow notice posted on the door, and seemed closed. Saw a Reddit post about cops out front weeks back. So wondering if this place got taken down.

I always found it odd the "grand opening" sign just stayed forever up LOL. Hopefully no other puyallup places go under, there barely is places already.

Don't want to always drive up north for everything.

[Wanker23]

I prefer hitting the shops early. Usually around opening time. Following is my 3 "visits" to Beatriz over the past 2 weeks. Beatriz opening time is listed as 9 am and was confirmed via text.

1st visit- A Tuesday morning about 10 days ago I arrived too early (8:30 am) but the open sign was lit up. Opened the door and greeted by Yo-yo. She was ready to go and we had a great 1 hour appointment got all my 60 minutes, a delightful massage and really good play time.

2nd visit- This past Tuesday morning I was pressed for time but was driving by at 8:40 am and the open sign was lit. Figured I'd get a 30 minute session in. Door was locked. Waited about 10 minutes and then split. A lit open sign is annoying when closed. Either way, it was before 9 am so no harm. No foul.

3rd visit- This morning I arrived at 8:50 am and all the lights were off. Not in a rush so I waited. 9:05 I checked the door in case they simply forgot to turn on the signs. Door was still locked. Waited until 9:15; lights still off and door still locked.

That inconsistency suggests it may be time for me to frequent the more reliable places.

[Wachinese2026]

Spent some more time wandering around.

A massage parlor. Yoyo, she's not on 39th Street anymore, that girl's been replaced—a petite girl, about 153 cm tall. Cute. Petite. She said she was going out to celebrate Chinese New Year or something. She said she was going to a place called Flower Massage on RM Street, so I went to RM Street instead. This wasn't my first time here. She stroked my back, and feeling her breasts and buttocks against me completely aroused me. She made me turn over and continued to rub against me, kissing and sucking every part of my body she touched, including oral sex. I could use everything she had and take full advantage of it.

I got an erection, obviously what I was thinking. I took off my clothes, pointed down there, and she giggled, giving me oral sex like a pro. She definitely knew how to service a foreigner's penis.

We did some DATY, and she seemed to enjoy it. She covered me and started the CG. She was very tight, so we had a little trouble finding our rhythm. We tried the missionary position, which felt good, but the doggy style was better. The doggy style eventually made me completely break down. Grabbing her buttocks, having complete control over everything, this feeling made me incredibly aroused. Coupled with her high-pitched moans, I couldn't hold back any longer and ejaculated directly into the blanket. When it was time, she helped me clean up and get dressed.

[Supermanamp]

I haven't seen my girl Summer since I banged her and Angela out in a 4 hands session at Q Massage last month. She has been begging me to go pound her out, but I've just been too busy slamming other ATFs and new girls I want to try out. I've also been seeing my favorite girl, who I'm on good terms again, a lot. Oh yeah, I don't do reviews on all my escapades at massage shops because it's just too much writing and I tend to get long winded when I write. I don't post reviews of my favorite girl who shall remain nameless because I don't want all you dudes pounding her too much even though you dudes are banging the shit out of her anyways. Hahaha. But I hope you are enjoying the reviews I do post on all the forums. Well, back to Summer. I made my appointment with her and she said she couldn't wait see me. I arrived to my appointment late at night and the parking lot was basically empty. I rang the doorbell and Summer opened the door looking sexy and beautiful as always in her flower themed dress. I gave her a hug and kiss and then she grabbed me by the hand and took me to the room.

As soon as we got to the room, we embraced and kissed passionately for a minute or so while she made sounds of happiness under her breath. She told me to get undressed and stepped out of the room. I got undressed and put the donation next to my clothes on the sofa. I've known Summer for a very long time and she doesn't bother asking me for the donation. I lay on the bed facing up waiting for her. When she returned, she took her dress off to reveal her sexy body and those big luscious melons of hers. Before we got the fuck fest started, she cleaned me up as usual. She got on top of me, and we DFK while my hands roam around her body and I grab her ass. She starts kissing my ears and neck and then sucks and licks my nipples for a while as I kiss her forehead to let her know I'm enjoying it. Mr. Happy is overly excited and ready for her to show him some love with her mouth. Hahaha. She gives Mr. Happy a killer BBBJ and shows the boys a lot of love too while giving me lots of eye contact. I can hear the slurping sounds as she just sucks away fast and furiously like she hasn't sucked a cock all month. Then she rotates with her back facing me and goes to town on Mr. Happy with lots of DT and slurping sounds. Summer is just an amazing cock sucking queen. She has me squirming and moaning uncontrollably with the killer blowjob she's giving me. She then gets in the 69 position, and we both moan and groan as we eat each other out like there's no tomorrow. I grab and squeeze her big knockers as she continues to suck me, and I tongue her sweet, wet kitty. This continues on until she buckles and pulls away from me like she always does, but she continues to show Mr. Happy love with her mouth and tongue. Hey not fair. I want to continue pleasuring her too, but all I can do is grab and kiss her ass.

She gets up, and I tell her to lay down. We DFK passionately and then I kiss her neck and show her delicious melons some love for a while. I kiss my way down to her kitty and eat her out. She's making lots of moaning sounds during this time. I continue to eat her out until she trembles in pleasure. I'm not done yet however. So I put her legs up in the air, and I get on my knees. I suck, lick and tongue her soaked kitty some more for a little while. Then I have her get in the K9 position facing the mirror, and I go to town on her kitty and starfish. Her face is flat on the table with her ass sticking up in the air as she is moaning uncontrollably. What a fucking amazing view in the mirror. Mr. Happy is just hard as steel and ready for action. This continues on until she squirms in pleasure again. I stand up and tell her to turn around in the K9 position with her ass facing the mirror and to show Mr. Happy some more love. She sucks me off really good with occasionally DT as I enjoy the view of her ass and kitty which are wide open in the mirror. What a fucking site that makes me want to go back there and eat her out again. After a few minutes, I tell her let's fuck.

The cover comes on, and she mounts me in the missionary position. She fucks the shit out of me with her famous jackrabbit fuck. She smashes me hard as we DFK passionately until she lets out a loud moan. She then goes ACG and sucks my nipples as she continues to jackhammer me hard. After a few minutes she says, "I'm tired, fuck me. " I pound her for a bit in missionary as she wraps her arms around me and pulls me close. I put her in my signature move, feet to shoulders, and bang her fast and hard for a while with a final hard thrust as she let out a loud moan. I transition her to prone bone as she crosses her feet. I rock her world as I enjoy the view in the mirror where I can see Mr. Happy going in and out of her and her little ass bouncing and making clapping sounds. I put her in standing K9 with her feet on the floor while I grab her hands and put them behind her back. I pound her fast and hard while we both make lots of moaning sounds and her ass keeps making loud clanging sounds. We look at each other in the mirror while she licks her lips and gives me a seductive look with those big beautiful eyes of hers. She tells me that she likes me fucking her which is such a turn on hearing her say that but I'm sure she tells everyone the same thing. I transition her back to missionary on the table and have her close her legs. I slip junior in and slam away as we wrap our feet together and we DFK passionately. After a while, we unwrap our feet and she crosses her feet to get her kitty tighter. I look at the mirror and first person view and junior gets harder and I start getting on edge. She starts making happy moaning sounds and tells me she is coming as I tell her I'm coming too. She puts her arms around me and pulls me close and we DFK passionately as I unleash a gigantic load of man juice in the bag.

I'm dead tired and out of breath so I lay on the table. Summer gets up and cleans me up. We lay on the table and cuddle and DFK occasionally as we chat via the phone translator for a while. She asks me if I've been seeing other girls who I like more than her, and I just laugh and say no. She tells me I'm lying. Hahaha. We only had a few minutes to catch up as we used up basically the whole hour banging. When time was up, I got dressed and she walked me to the door. We hugged and kissed one last time, and I blew her kisses as I said goodbye.

Summer is a Superstar and provides an out of this world sexperience. Hahaha. If you haven't tried her, don't miss your opportunity as she'll be leaving at the end of the month. I definitely recommend her. As always, your experience might vary. Happy mongering boys! Monger on!