Massage Parlor Reports

[MdFootGuy]

I figured I would get this place a shot again since they have been open for a couple of months. I figured they would probably do the legit route to start before driving into what all of us gentlemen look for. Definitely not the case. 100% legit massage still. Not even a hint of extras. Carefully placed towel and zero soft touch. Didn't even get to do any sort of flip to get front of body massage. If you're looking for a regular massage this place is definitely okay.

[Thulenewman]

Hana spa in Ellicott City has two new (maybe I don't go there often) women. "Lisa" is one, the other looks similar. Light on the massage and more on the ending. Both girls dress like they mean business.

[MarlinMan]

FWIW. Ace spa is open again.

Went there the other day. Posted in Baltimore section.

[Relaxxed]

Just a massage no upgrades whatsoever.

True, and a very good massage.

[DCHung]

Any intel? Caught my eye the other day what could be had here?

Just a massage no upgrades whatsoever.

[Landova25]

Any intel? Caught my eye the other day what could be had here?

[Deuces Loose]

Anyone know what happened to them? Phone is done. I drove by and all signs are gone. Did they get busted?

A bust would have made the news. Maybe an immigration sweep or they got tipped off that someone was looking into them.

Their Facebook has regular posts about coming back soon but the phone number is down so idk what is going on there.

I'd love for them to open back up or get a line on the girls. That was my favorite spot. Those girls seemed to love giving prostate massages.

[JetVictor]

Anyone know what happened to them? Phone is done. I drove by and all signs are gone. Did they get busted?

[MdFootGuy]

Looks like Howard is dried up! Half tempted to start looking on Twitter. Only problem is most of these girls on Twitter want 300-400 for an hour. I'm the typical house fee, weak massage, and finish me off with a HJ in 20 minutes. Don't need an hour of conversation. The main reason we pay these girls is not for what they are offering. We pay to not deal with them afterwards to carry on about our day.

[HickeyOnMyDick]

I can trace my first time to 1989, I was just old enough and me and 2 friends stopped by after a night out drinking. Hard to believe they let in 3 of us, young and semi-drunk. Many fun times there with Yung, Sunny, Tisha, and others that I can't recall the names. Yes, a whole lot of spilled jizz LOL! Loved getting 2 fers, one during the table shower and then in the room. Couldn't pull that off now tho. End of an era for sure.

It sounds like a fairy tale that we once filled our tanks for under a dollar a gallon.

[Charlesington]

Just wondering if anyone has heard from or know if Sophie is currently available anywhere in the area. Would really like to see here again. Still don't know why Silk shutdown so quickly and without any warning. I saw Sophie about a week before and it was all smiles and business as usual. Drove by the other day and it's now vacant and cleaned out. Sad because I've been going to that location since the early 90's. It got me wondering how many gallons of jizz have been pumped out at that location in the past 35 or so years? LOL.

Anyway, if anyone has any info on Sophie please PM. As always any private information shared will remain private. Thanks!

I miss her so much I'd pay for bad info LOL.

[Truckie2]

If you look a little more carefully that is 0. 11 fluid oz. Note, the editor thinks that decimal point is a period. It puts the decimal point behind the character in front of it and adds a space. In case that is not clear enough it is a little bit more than 1/10th of an ounce. That is 1 ounce divided into 10 pieces.

If it were 11 oz that would have been about 27,808 gallons. Think about it. lol

Placed end to end, how many times around the world would it go?

[Jalb25]

That is almost the size of a 12 oz can of beer. Maybe you have gotten mis-information from the internet.

If you look a little more carefully that is 0. 11 fluid oz. Note, the editor thinks that decimal point is a period. It puts the decimal point behind the character in front of it and adds a space. In case that is not clear enough it is a little bit more than 1/10th of an ounce. That is 1 ounce divided into 10 pieces.

If it were 11 oz that would have been about 27,808 gallons. Think about it. lol

[ThrobbinWood]

Kind of gross but just for fun I ran some numbers. Per google a normal ejaculations is around. 11 fluid oz. We will guess that Rainbow Spa (the first at this location) opened Jan 1, 1989 and closed Dec 1st, 2025. That is 13,483 day. They were typically open 7 days a week and usually had 3 or more girls working. I'll say 3 girls and 8 customers a day. I realize in the glory days they often had 5 or more girls. Anyway with 3 girls, 8 customers per day, an average shot of. 11 oz for 13,483 days that would be around 278 gallons of jizz! Yikes LOL.

That is almost the size of a 12 oz can of beer. Maybe you have gotten mis-information from the internet.

[Jalb25]

I can trace my first time to 1989, I was just old enough and me and 2 friends stopped by after a night out drinking. Hard to believe they let in 3 of us, young and semi-drunk. Many fun times there with Yung, Sunny, Tisha, and others that I can't recall the names. Yes, a whole lot of spilled jizz LOL! Loved getting 2 fers, one during the table shower and then in the room. Couldn't pull that off now tho. End of an era for sure.

Kind of gross but just for fun I ran some numbers. Per google a normal ejaculations is around. 11 fluid oz. We will guess that Rainbow Spa (the first at this location) opened Jan 1, 1989 and closed Dec 1st, 2025. That is 13,483 day. They were typically open 7 days a week and usually had 3 or more girls working. I'll say 3 girls and 8 customers a day. I realize in the glory days they often had 5 or more girls. Anyway with 3 girls, 8 customers per day, an average shot of. 11 oz for 13,483 days that would be around 278 gallons of jizz! Yikes LOL.