Massage Parlor Reports

[Zimmertan]

Coming to D. C. For work and some play, has anyone been to Best Russian Massage on and St. Lately?

About 6 months ago. It was decent but there are better places as well.

[Mustang69]

Coming to D. C. For work and some play, has anyone been to Best Russian Massage on and St. Lately?

[MiracleMet]

Anyone ever give YYSpa at Dupont circle a try? Looks to have the right HJ vibe, but wanted to check the Intel before TOFT.

[DownInpr]

Is this the place to go? Will be staying at the moxy.

I had a good time. Very thorough TS. Front and back very well cleaned. Just opted for a tug and a nice rub down.

[DownInpr]

Cookie and Sugar are now available to support. Tried both separately, and it could only be better if both assists with my tension at the same time.

Is this the place to go? Will be staying at the moxy.

[BumberDorf2016]

Cookie and Sugar are now available to support. Tried both separately, and it could only be better if both assists with my tension at the same time.

[Drodgers11]

Anyone been to Lux recently? Can anyone confirm available extras? Feel free to DM, TIA.

If this is lux on 13th I got an HJ first 2 times there, nothing since. They're "legit" now basically, though they tease plenty.

[SackFull]

I put this same review in the DC All Topics.

I was tired of waiting for one of you degens to give a "worthy" review so I ventured out this week to really Toftt and am happy to report that yes, we finally have something that is mildly worthy of a "decent" rep. I called multiple times but noone answered so took the risk and metro'd over. Walked through the door and chimesin the face to walk up the stairs. Greeted by my provider and she asked if I called. "yes. But noone answered. " And she places her hand on my ass and pushes me past her (good sign). We walk to the room and she asks for the donation. 7 hh which is. 1 more than I had received by text a few weeks before but whatever, city rent is high. Undressed slowly and she came back in before I was done so I could show her the twig and berries. Laid down and she did a decent soft massage. She teased in between finishing the legs and I let her know I was down diggy down with booty raise and moan (real demure). She immediately started full grope the jewels and then finished my other leg. Asked me to flip and asked what I wanted. I said boom boom, she asked how much and I lost what she said but it sounded like 9 Jackson's. I said I don't have that, so how about a dental check and she said 100. Which confused me. And then she said w cover but I asked for none and she hesitated and said no and what sounded like 8 Jackson's. I think there was a miscalculation on her part and she said a Benji and she'll do a capped tooth brush so I agreed. Unfortunately, she pulled out the plastic wrap but I just sucked it up and enjoyed what ended up being a 6. 5/10 plasticwrappy. Solid 10 min cleaning with direction and I overflowed that saran. Gave her 6 Jacks and she was happy to hand me a water and I was out into the busy hustle and bustle.

She was prob in her late 40's maybe early 50's. Saggy B, med butt and cute ish in the face, but nice and accommodating. As a frequent Nova visitor. This is a real treat in the city. Sub 2 and convenient access in the city. I'll repeat. Prob hide Ben's chili dog next time I'm there and report back.

Happy hunting.

Vit.

Anyone been to Lux recently? Can anyone confirm available extras? Feel free to DM, TIA.

[TopGun2002]

Hi everyone,

Any info on either Elizabeth Journey or Erotic Bebe? They gave the best nuru.

I tried reaching out to them and it seems they are retired.

Any other ladies that are comparable to them?

Thanks in advance.

[BumberDorf2016]

Was "accu-pressured" to go to Peach, and I am glad that I was. There, I enjoyed some CoCo. A thin, big top drink in Suitland that was truly enjoyable. From the clean-up to the finale, the CoCo was good from beginning to end. It help that the cups that were in front of me were as impressive as the the face on top. The only challenge was locating the store. Don't trust GPS. Store is not on the parkway, but just odd on a side road. Unfortunately, the flavorful CoCo will not be available from Oct 25 to Dec. So, come and taste this great offerings before then. CBJ, CFS, GFS, with hug and a smile.

[NietzscheKeen]

Search reviews for Sako in the eastern shore, MD and Baltimore, MD forums. She is just a short drive away and is someone you do NOT want to miss.

[OskarM]

+1, I had dabbled in other cities but DC was the place that I learned the ropes.

It must have been 25 years ago. I walked the same narrow three flights of stairs for my first AMP experience. Worked the liquid and little brain courage at one of the local titty bars. Spooked me when I passed an open door on the way up and older lady calls come on in. It was a massage pallor, and I mumbled I was going upstairs. Did not hear her replay as I was climbing as fast I could. On the 3rd floor it was paradise found. My first AMP, first table shower, first tasting Asian delights.

Somehow, I stumbled down the stairs and to the metro and back to Nova.

It became a regular thing on occasional Friday evening after visit to a local titty bar.

Do believe I learned of this hidden wonderful gem on this very website.

[Vitamin2270]

I put this same review in the DC All Topics.

I was tired of waiting for one of you degens to give a "worthy" review so I ventured out this week to really Toftt and am happy to report that yes, we finally have something that is mildly worthy of a "decent" rep. I called multiple times but noone answered so took the risk and metro'd over. Walked through the door and chimesin the face to walk up the stairs. Greeted by my provider and she asked if I called. "yes. But noone answered. " And she places her hand on my ass and pushes me past her (good sign). We walk to the room and she asks for the donation. 7 hh which is. 1 more than I had received by text a few weeks before but whatever, city rent is high. Undressed slowly and she came back in before I was done so I could show her the twig and berries. Laid down and she did a decent soft massage. She teased in between finishing the legs and I let her know I was down diggy down with booty raise and moan (real demure). She immediately started full grope the jewels and then finished my other leg. Asked me to flip and asked what I wanted. I said boom boom, she asked how much and I lost what she said but it sounded like 9 Jackson's. I said I don't have that, so how about a dental check and she said 100. Which confused me. And then she said w cover but I asked for none and she hesitated and said no and what sounded like 8 Jackson's. I think there was a miscalculation on her part and she said a Benji and she'll do a capped tooth brush so I agreed. Unfortunately, she pulled out the plastic wrap but I just sucked it up and enjoyed what ended up being a 6. 5/10 plasticwrappy. Solid 10 min cleaning with direction and I overflowed that saran. Gave her 6 Jacks and she was happy to hand me a water and I was out into the busy hustle and bustle.

She was prob in her late 40's maybe early 50's. Saggy B, med butt and cute ish in the face, but nice and accommodating. As a frequent Nova visitor. This is a real treat in the city. Sub 2 and convenient access in the city. I'll repeat. Prob hide Ben's chili dog next time I'm there and report back.

Happy hunting.

Vit.

[Wiiiiam]

It must have been 25 years ago. I walked the same narrow three flights of stairs for my first AMP experience. Worked the liquid and little brain courage at one of the local titty bars. Spooked me when I passed an open door on the way up and older lady calls come on in. It was a massage pallor, and I mumbled I was going upstairs. Did not hear her replay as I was climbing as fast I could. On the 3rd floor it was paradise found. My first AMP, first table shower, first tasting Asian delights.

Somehow, I stumbled down the stairs and to the metro and back to Nova.

It became a regular thing on occasional Friday evening after visit to a local titty bar.

Do believe I learned of this hidden wonderful gem on this very website.

I am sure we all remember our first AMP experience. For me it was Downtown Spa (1018 Vermont Ave) tucked up on the fourth floor above a restaurant. The ad reads, "Nr. 15th St. Btwn. K & L. Washington 10 am 2 am," and the ladies were great. I have no recollection of DC before Mayor-for-life (Marion Barry), but once he left office it was Mayor Anthony Williams' (the bowtie) P and B Abatement Act of 2004 that ruined this valuable service for us. Some young guys collected baseball cars, for me it was keeping track of each new AMP that popped-up in the Washington Post. The Adult Services section of the CityPaper was a good source too. Located on the back pages of such local papers, this is where we got the terms BackPage and BedPage. Could only get 1 of the 7 pages to upload.

[DogBert25]

I travel to DC about twice a year and stay near union station. The AMP's in DC are more miss than hit. Would like to venture out a little farther but with no car on these trips I would be limited to the metro trains. Don't really want to tackle the busses yet, have just recently begun to learn how to get around by trains. Would like to know if there happens to be any reliable AMP's within walking distance of any of the metro train stations outside of DC, say more in the northern VA area. TIA and safe mongering. Feel free to DM.

Take the red line up to Montgomery County to the North Bethesda, Bethesda, and Twinbrook stations. LAN Foot spa, SYL, Eday, Massage Spring, Bliss, Oceana, Mulan. Some of these are hit & miss, but you might get lucky! All within walking distance. Advanced Health Spa can be good, or a disaster!