Craigslist Advertiser Reviews

**HisPoemss** · 03-03-26 16:35

Originally Posted by JaxFight [View Original Post]

Went to see Emily this weekend. Her massage is amazing. 10/10.

The L1 is great too, very sensual.

1 for massage. 5 for L1. Well worth IMHO.

She does not offer anything else but L1 that I know of.

When you say 5 do you mean $500 or $50 ? Bro I swear if you gave her $500 for HJ then your exactly the problem as to why they be charging so much.

**JaxFight** · 03-03-26 12:00

Went to see Emily this weekend. Her massage is amazing. 10/10.

The L1 is great too, very sensual.

1 for massage. 5 for L1. Well worth IMHO.

She does not offer anything else but L1 that I know of.

**Stewie Griffin** · 02-24-26 02:07

Originally Posted by Sicilly [View Original Post]

You should go for it, maybe he was too ugly for her. I've had girls turn me down because I have a tiny weener with warts and some ugly blackhead on my tip. Who knows what sets them off now a days!

Maybe you'll be less ugly.

LOL. Look who came out from hiding. I see her new ad says professional and draping required. With those rates she won't get a lot people.

**Sicilly** · 02-23-26 10:21

Originally Posted by StewieGriffin [View Original Post]

I have an appointment with her coming up. Might need to cancel. That's pretty steep for a regular massage.

You should go for it, maybe he was too ugly for her. I've had girls turn me down because I have a tiny weener with warts and some ugly blackhead on my tip. Who knows what sets them off now a days!

Maybe you'll be less ugly.

**JaxFight** · 02-18-26 17:27

Originally Posted by PubEx [View Original Post]

And her body??

She had a nice body, not fat, but tiny chesticles.

**Stewie Griffin** · 02-18-26 10:06

Originally Posted by JaxFight [View Original Post]

There is an CL ad running right now, for "Mobile Masseuse Looking For Work". $150 for an hour.

I had her come out. It was a great massage, she is a cute lady, maybe 30 ish, long hair.

No hint of extras, but the massage was really good.

I have an appointment with her coming up. Might need to cancel. That's pretty steep for a regular massage.

**HornyGoat69** · 02-17-26 18:19

Originally Posted by JaxFight [View Original Post]

There is an CL ad running right now, for "Mobile Masseuse Looking For Work". $150 for an hour.

I had her come out. It was a great massage, she is a cute lady, maybe 30 ish, long hair.

No hint of extras, but the massage was really good.

However great the massage, doesn't make sense at 150 an hour. For 100 an hr you can get a great massage with no extras. Thanks but this is pass for me.

Thanks.

HG.

**PubEx** · 02-17-26 17:50

Originally Posted by JaxFight [View Original Post]

There is an CL ad running right now, for "Mobile Masseuse Looking For Work". $150 for an hour.

I had her come out. It was a great massage, she is a cute lady, maybe 30 ish, long hair.

No hint of extras, but the massage was really good.

And her body??

**JaxFight** · 02-17-26 16:20

There is an CL ad running right now, for "Mobile Masseuse Looking For Work". $150 for an hour.

I had her come out. It was a great massage, she is a cute lady, maybe 30 ish, long hair.

No hint of extras, but the massage was really good.

**FlyingVfr** · 02-14-26 21:21

There was a good looking slender blonde with long hair advertising a massage on Craigslist 3 weeks ago, her name is Mary. I texted her for an undraped one hour massage price and she replied back $140 for the hour, I said I'd be there in 2 weeks after I finished recovering from a surgery. Then my phone exploded / broke after I dropped it in a parking lot and it went dead. Restoring the messages and everything else to my new phone didn't restore that message or her phone number. That ad has not been reposted since.

Did anyone notice her post there? If you have her phone # I'd sure love a message with it.

**NFL121** · 02-09-26 11:15

Originally Posted by FSH3300 [View Original Post]

I can almost guarantee that is fake. Looks like all the other fake ones. If girl looks suspiciously too good no chance.

Agreed, messaged nothing back and then deleted.

**PlayTiem** · 02-05-26 22:58

Originally Posted by TunPunFun [View Original Post]

She's cool and has a great personality, L1 included in the fee but nothing more. Don't think I'd splurge for the lingerie upgrade but that's just me. Does a good job trimming the hedges.

She's a very nice lady. Good that only L1 is available, if you know what I mean.

**NflMongerv2** · 02-05-26 00:07

Originally Posted by Dockers55 [View Original Post]

I did happen to see her recently, after reading this, I'm glad I didn't ask to get her clothes off. She's on the chubby side anyway. Her personality was kind of off putting, I really didn't connect with her. Gave a decent massage, but her L1 was putting lotion on her hands, and her technique was jerking me like a jackhammer. I eventually shot my load, but was not a good experience overall. I won't be back. I have not seen crazy eyes Emily.

Yeah she is an odd one for sure but she has strong hands and has worked out some tough spots on my back which is why I've been back. Guess part of me hopes that maybe things will improve. But they haven't.

**Dockers55** · 02-04-26 20:23

Originally Posted by NflMongerv2 [View Original Post]

I've been seeing Joann for a great massage for years and will continue to only do L1

Here's why.

Almost a year ago, she was doing the massage, got to L1 and I liked how her fat ass looked in the sweats she was wearing. Had a pocket of cash and asked for L3 for an additional tip. Pulled out a cover and she said yes. I was putting on the cover as she removed her sweats and granny panties and the ass stench was overwhelming. She got in the position and her ass looked good but the smell was a turn off. Handed her a little and had her do a second pop l1. Guess she could smell herself because she kept saying she has wipes to clean up real quick. I just said nah!! I'm good!

A very odd but nice lady.

I did happen to see her recently, after reading this, I'm glad I didn't ask to get her clothes off. She's on the chubby side anyway. Her personality was kind of off putting, I really didn't connect with her. Gave a decent massage, but her L1 was putting lotion on her hands, and her technique was jerking me like a jackhammer. I eventually shot my load, but was not a good experience overall. I won't be back. I have not seen crazy eyes Emily.