Massage Parlor Reports

[KrDoggy]

Had to go back and see Ruby again, those cans still enormous and she is just really cool. A really likable person, better educated than a typical massage girl.

I did my shogun massage and her body is just a wonderland, slim legs, nice small tush, on the flip a stunning face and great kisser, and that rack.

Personally with Chanel gone I'd call her the headliner at JM with a still stellar line-up, I love Bei Bei and have an interminable crush on Irene, but all in all, give me Ruby. Looks and service both elite.

One funny note, at the exact moment of entry in mish, Ruby lifts her head and says "Honey, are you single? I'm single. " I'll take that as a compliment, but good lord what a strange time to initiate the conversation. I had to laugh a little and get my game face back on.

[Shogun Hua]

I've been bringing my own Trojan Raw covers for months now and it does help to finish but not all the time. I would still recommend to bring your own if you want more sensation to get you to the finish line.

I've been buying Okamoto 0.03 on Ebay or 0.04 on Amazon. I'd rather go with the thinner 0.03 on Ebay for the same price as Amazon. I saw the 0.04 at the new T&T supermarket in Lynnwood. LOL

From what i was reading, trojan raw is 0.046

[KrDoggy]

(this session several days ago, Hailey asked me to post).

Hailey has been talked about a ton, in my whole history in the area (2-3 years) I don't think there has ever been a more consistently positively reviewed provider. She has an incredible ability to focus on her customer and make them feel like the center of the world. Been discussed a ton, very rare.

Her joyous attitude and incredible body made for sin are big parts of her allure. I have to say the relationship we have developed is "different". We have become great friends and part of the reason is that when we are together we do things that neither one of us has done with anyone else. This manifested itself in a earlier review with food play, and that has continued.

On my latest trip to Blue Jade I brought all the fixings for making banana splits as I have done at home since I was a child. I put one together with ice cream, chocolate syrup, whipped cream and maraschino cherries. With Hailey as usual we started the session with wonderful DFK, but started eating the ice cream as we kissed. Soon I got her to lay down on her back and I put whipped cream on each of her wondrous breasts, a sliced banana on her stomach and she giggled and started to ladle parts of the dessert onto her kitty. That was the pattern, she served and I ate. From time to time I would go back to her mouth and share the sweet dessert but mostly I was licking that (even sweeter) pussy. She responded verbally and with moans of delight. A very interesting development was that I used a slice of banana in my mouth to run on her clit and all around her vagina, this produced a ferocious orgasm. Hailey started feeding me more and more bananas and cherries and I put all to good use. Cherry on starfish extra delicious.

Hailey laid me down the table (now something of a disaster area LOL) as started spooning the ice cream and chocolate all over my genitals and she returned the favor by licking everything up. Hard to even describe the sensation, BTW all through the session Hailey is smiling and laughing and saying things like "I love it!" and "this is amazing!. I'm just rock hard and finally she puts on the cover and we wildly fuck while we are a sticky mess, CG, RCG, mish and doggy, Hailey is known for the energy she brings and its all there, the laughing calms down as we get more intense, Hailey keeps popping and I feel my tidal wave coming. Finally doing DFK in mish I explode in the bag. Hailey always takes off the cover and give another gentle BBBJ to extract every drop.

Next comes Hailey's famous shower play, and boy do we need it, we are such a sweet sticky mess. I've said this before, she transforms from a PSE animal to the absolute sweetest GFE you ever had, usually in that shower. We both have talked about it quite a lot, we feel a nice bond with these nutty experiences.

At this point I would run through a wall for this girl, but I know I am not alone.

[Supermanamp]

I was going to go see my favorite girl but I had a fallout with her which I won't discuss the details. So I decided to go to Brisa and try out Mandy because she has had raving reviews. My appointment with Mandy was confirmed with the shop. However, when I texted the shop that I was on my way, I got a text saying she already had an appointment with someone else at my scheduled time. Talk about disappointment and getting upset. Brisa is usually good at setting up appointments so I'm not sure how they messed this up. I was going to go to Brisa and just pick one of the other girls but I decided to go to Q Massage instead to prove a point. I'm so disappointed at Brisa and it might be a while before I go there again or any of their other shops. However, if my little head changes his mind, I might go sooner. LOL.

So Q has new girls now, Yuki and Eva. I just showed up at the and decided to see whoever opened the door. When I rang the doorbell, a decent looking girl opened the door, and she said her name was Yuki. Her face and body were okay and doable but not the best I've seen. I didn't see Eva. She took me to the room, and I gave her the standard donation for one hour. There was no kissing and I could already sense this wasn't going to be an out of this world session. She left the room, and I got undressed and lay facing up on the table. When she returned, I told her the massage would be later if we had time.

She took off her dress and her tatas were descent but not big and her body was just average and didn't do much for junior. She cleaned me up and went straight for a BBBJ. Her BBBJ was good but not great. I played with her kitty, and when I tried to put a finger inside, she said no. Her BBBJ did get me hard but I wasn't overly stimulated. After a while, I told her to get on the table so I could eat her kitty. She speaks English very well, and she kept talking to me a lot which kind of turned me off a bit. I asked her if I could kiss her and she said yes. Once again, just descent kissing. I sucked her tits a little and then moved down to her kitty. I ate her out but she didn't make any sounds of enjoyment. When I looked up, she had her arms crossed and eyes closed like she was taking a nap. Hahaha. I got turned off so I said let's just fuck. However, the damage was done and junior had fallen asleep. So she had to give me another BBBJ to get me hard again. At this point, she rotated and got in the 69 position. We 69 ed for a few minutes and junior was happy again and ready for action.

She put the cover on and started with CG, and she gave me a descent ride. She rotated to RACG and this is where she was really good. Her ass was big and plumpy, and she gave me a hard pounding for a few minutes until she got tired. I told her to get in the missionary position, and I pounded her for a while while we kissed. I have to say, that the whole Brisa situation and fallout with my favorite girl had ruined my mood so Supermanamp was not at peak performance at this time. I put her feet to shoulders and I gave her a good pounding which she seemed to enjoy and started getting into it. I put her back in missionary and had her close her legs and smashed her hard for a few minutes. Then I transitioned her to K9 and she said, "You like my Latino girl ass?" I said yes because she did have a big nice ass. I gave her a good hard pounding in K9 then continued to slam her in prone bone where her ass was jiggling everywhere. We looked at each other in the mirror and she seemed to be enjoying it. I told her to get in standing K9 with her feet on the ground and I gave her a hard pounding for a few minutes while I held her hands on her back. She moaned quite a bit and tilted her head back so she seemed to be enjoying it while I jackhammered her in this position. I couldn't seem to come so I just asked for a BBBJCIM. At this point, she let me finger her kitty with a condom on my finger. Hahaha. I went with it because it was better than nothing. She gave me a good BBBJ with BLS while I finger banged her. After a while, I told her I would jerk off while she sucked my nuts as this overstimulates me quite a bit. As I jerked junior, she would put her mouth on the tip and slurp it and then go back to sucking my balls. As she sucked the boys, she told me, "Come in my mouth baby. " Then she put my whole nutsack in her mouth and the site of this got me over the edge. I told her I was coming, and she put her mouth on the tip of junior then started sucking the whole shaft until I busted my nut in her mouth. She kept sucking until she left me dry.

Afterwards, she cleaned me up and gave me a decent massage for a few minutes. Her English was great and we got to know each other for a bit. She told me that when I was eating her kitty she was enjoying it but that she likes to relax while getting ate out. I thought she had fallen asleep. LOL. I told her she had made me happy again and improved my mood. When time was up I got dressed, and she walked me to the door. I gave her a hug and kiss and said goodbye and left a fairly happy camper.

Yuki's performance was fair but I probably won't repeat as there is too much competition where I can leave with a big smile on my face. If you are looking just to bust a nut, then I would recommend her. Your experience might vary so you can give her a try if you want. Happy mongering and monger on boys!

[KrDoggy]

Hailey eating some of hers, I hope Alex is too. I am personally not a candy eater either so I can relate.

Got to find a way to tease Roxanne about this. She wants me to fuck her but with Hailey right there (and Alex) I'm not sure I see it. Can still tease her though.

I was on my way to see Lucky at Q but then I decided to turn left and go to see Roxanne instead. This was my 2nd visit with her and it was even better than the first. She knows how to have fun. When I got there Alex opened the door and led me to the back to see Roxanne. She took me to her room and stripped right away. Last time I had seen her, she told me she would give me a preview of her TS since she will be at JM next month.

After the shower we went back to the room and continued our fun. She can take a pounding and she likes bigger D. After everything was done, she invited me to the kitchen area because she said she had a gift for me since we had so much fun. She handed me a sealed box of chocolates. I'm guessing another visitor brought them for her. She made me hide them under my hoodie when I left so " other wouldn't get jealous".

[Supermanamp]

I say a little thanks after every girl gratefully lets me run my hands all over her.

Getting your own high quality covers can really enhance things too. I could have sworn Korean Bebe was barebacking me till I saw she had magically installed an ultra thin condom even before BJ!

I've been bringing my own Trojan Raw covers for months now and it does help to finish but not all the time. I would still recommend to bring your own if you want more sensation to get you to the finish line.

[KrDoggy]

I say a little thanks after every girl gratefully lets me run my hands all over her.

Getting your own high quality covers can really enhance things too. I could have sworn Korean Bebe was barebacking me till I saw she had magically installed an ultra thin condom even before BJ!

Great idea, I'll remember to bring my own for my next visit. That will at least increase my odds from 50/50 to 70/30. . getting older sucks.

[BeaverTamer]

I'd suggest bringing your own condom with you. I think it's a small investment to have your session be that much more pleasurable. I make sure to show them an unopened package when I am paying and then make a small tear in the packaging when my hands are still dry. It can be tough to open one when the time comes.

Great idea, I'll remember to bring my own for my next visit. That will at least increase my odds from 50/50 to 70/30. . getting older sucks.

[Shogun Hua]

At this age, cumming with a condom is a 50/50 bet, especially with the too small condoms they have at the AMP's. I told her as much and she was a trooper, finishing me with a great HJ / BBBJ combo.

Good finish to a bad start. First meeting with Roxanne and would repeat.

I'd suggest bringing your own condom with you. I think it's a small investment to have your session be that much more pleasurable. I make sure to show them an unopened package when I am paying and then make a small tear in the packaging when my hands are still dry. It can be tough to open one when the time comes.

[Gibs789]

If I never have another week this good I'm perfectly fine, that week is one I'll always remember.

If? If? That doesn't sound like Mr. Hopeful! "When" Big Dog, "When"!

[Gibs789]

The greeter took me back to a room and asked if I had an appointment. I did not.

Blue Jade has a stellar lineup this month. If you show up without an appointment there's a good chance you'll be waiting. Appointments aren't bullet proof, but they usually work.

I agree that 60 minutes of the song Roxanne is a bit much, but it's more than a fair trade for 60 minutes with the real thing! Maybe she could add "Every little thing she does is magic" to her loop. It would be fitting.

[KrDoggy]

I don't think there is a woman anywhere that makes me pop faster or harder. Just animal attraction with her. Not the service everyone wants and she has rules, but mother of god the body and feel and if you find a way to get her revved its just very intense.

Love me a hot Korean. I searched a bit and didn't see where she's at.

[SaintStropez]

I was on my way to see Lucky at Q but then I decided to turn left and go to see Roxanne instead. This was my 2nd visit with her and it was even better than the first. She knows how to have fun. When I got there Alex opened the door and led me to the back to see Roxanne. She took me to her room and stripped right away. Last time I had seen her, she told me she would give me a preview of her TS since she will be at JM next month.

After the shower we went back to the room and continued our fun. She can take a pounding and she likes bigger D. After everything was done, she invited me to the kitchen area because she said she had a gift for me since we had so much fun. She handed me a sealed box of chocolates. I'm guessing another visitor brought them for her. She made me hide them under my hoodie when I left so " other wouldn't get jealous".

[BeaverTamer]

I stopped in Blue Jade this morning at 9:00. The greeter took me back to a room and asked if I had an appointment. I did not. She left me for 20 minutes. I finally left the room and walked to the lobby when Roxanne came and grabbed me and said it would just me, "1 minute" That turned out to be 7 minutes and I was genuinely about to walk out when she finally came and got me. At this point I was a tad annoyed and would have rather they just asked me to come back later in the first place. Anyway, get to the new room and I asked what her name was, to which she started playing Roxanne by the Police on her phone and giggled, "that's my name. " Cute. But that song played the ENTIRE TIME on loop. / sigh.

Face 8/10, body 9/10. So DFK was great! BBBJ was amazing! 9/10 She was very responsive to DATY and I was about to stop when she grabbed my head and said, "More tongue!" until she came, hard! Engaged in a little camel slide before the cover went on. Mish. K9. Standing Mish. / sigh. At this age, cumming with a condom is a 50/50 bet, especially with the too small condoms they have at the AMP's. I told her as much and she was a trooper, finishing me with a great HJ / BBBJ combo.

Good finish to a bad start. First meeting with Roxanne and would repeat.

[Boob Noob 34]

Even though getting an STD from a BBBJ and DATY has a lower risk than BBFS, the possibility of getting something is still there. I've personally have had painful urination with some blood and sores develop on my mouth just from a BBBJ and DATY maybe even from kissing a MG. I've never done BBFS and don't want to and I'm amazed how many guys are into it on this forum with these girls boning thousands of guys all over the place where they work. Thailand is even more high risk of getting something. Do I think about it twice about doing BBBJ, DATY, and kissing these MGs? You better believe it but like all of you, I'm stupid and take the risk because a BBBJ feels better than a CBJ and who doesn't like kissing and DATY? Be safe guys, I'm fine now but the risk is real.

Speaking of which. Where's a good place around here for easy, inexpensive regular testing?