Escort Reports

[Zomby]

I had an Escort once make up a story about why I could not into the bathroom. I asked her if someone was in there, and she said "No, the plumbing is backed up". I confirmed my suspicions when I opened the door anyway, and there stood a man. Probably her boyfriend. I just turned and walked out. He did not say a word to me, and made no threats, but I didn't give him too much time to think about it either.

I am always suspicious when they immediately tell you to stay out of the bathroom.

Had a similar situation once. She said the bathroom wasn't working. I said, well I have to piss like a racehorse, so I hope that either you're lying or that you like water sports.

Magically, the bathroom worked again. I still left after taking a piss, because the place was filthy.

[LouRepNZ8]

I had an Escort once make up a story about why I could not into the bathroom. I asked her if someone was in there, and she said "No, the plumbing is backed up". I confirmed my suspicions when I opened the door anyway, and there stood a man. Probably her boyfriend. I just turned and walked out. He did not say a word to me, and made no threats, but I didn't give him too much time to think about it either.

I am always suspicious when they immediately tell you to stay out of the bathroom.

Went and saw Lizza because I'm in jeff all the time now for work. Very friendly in text / phone which led me to make the mistake of taking the hour for 150.

I knew she wasn't attractive but figured she'd make up for it in quality. I was wrong. Started off on bad note as she doesn't have a bathroom because she puts her dog, who she says will absolutely bite you, in the bathroom during visits.

3 minutes of lackluster rubbing which I was happy to end led to a rush job BBBJ / HJ that would've been fine if she weren't clearly desperate to get me out the door in 5 minutes. She's built like a troll, thick weirdly shaped body that makes it clear the pictures I already wasn't excited about are 5+ years and 50+ pounds ago. Tits are saggy but alright if you can ignore the rest of her body. She misunderstood me asking to reposition and made it clear she is a rub / tug / suck gal and doesn't do FS, luckily I had no desire for that from her.

At some point she mentioned she had another appointment scheduled which is bad enough but then she committed the ultimate sin of asking me to jerk myself, tried to play with herself at that point and moan, this is at less than 15 minutes in an hour visit I paid for. Why the fuck do I make the mistake of ever paying for an hour..

[JimBraddock]

Went and saw Lizza because I'm in jeff all the time now for work. Very friendly in text / phone which led me to make the mistake of taking the hour for 150.

I knew she wasn't attractive but figured she'd make up for it in quality. I was wrong. Started off on bad note as she doesn't have a bathroom because she puts her dog, who she says will absolutely bite you, in the bathroom during visits.

3 minutes of lackluster rubbing which I was happy to end led to a rush job BBBJ / HJ that would've been fine if she weren't clearly desperate to get me out the door in 5 minutes. She's built like a troll, thick weirdly shaped body that makes it clear the pictures I already wasn't excited about are 5+ years and 50+ pounds ago. Tits are saggy but alright if you can ignore the rest of her body. She misunderstood me asking to reposition and made it clear she is a rub / tug / suck gal and doesn't do FS, luckily I had no desire for that from her.

At some point she mentioned she had another appointment scheduled which is bad enough but then she committed the ultimate sin of asking me to jerk myself, tried to play with herself at that point and moan, this is at less than 15 minutes in an hour visit I paid for. Why the fuck do I make the mistake of ever paying for an hour. I slow-jerked it for a couple of minutes to give her a break but make it clear I wasn't going to finish myself or do all the work. She returned to sucking and alternating jerking. I finished and was out the door in less than 25 minutes tops.

150 for non-FS, no real rub, middling BJ with frequent breaks and self-service, unattractive woman, and time cut short. I consider that a ripoff. I guess if you're desperate, I could see the value in a $60 blow and go. Don't go for an hour, piss before you show up, and do yourself a favor by half-closing your eyes when the clothes come off.

[Owtkast2]

Has anyone seen this girl?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/202066033#.

I've seen her a few times but said I'd stop. She's definitely gone done due to habits. But will definitely take the d. No anal. Descent BBBJ. BB offered but I'd decline, but to each their own. She's a petite spinner. A lot smaller from pictures due to habit. If off her meds she'd talk your ear off. She will let you man handle that kitty though. Can't take much from the back. She kept running from it. But if you're in a bind and just want to get one off. Go for it. But I'm looking for a replacement. Damage is 160 for hhr but not a clock watcher. If you catch her when she's behind on room money you can get her down to 120. Right now she's working in Shively.

[Nocturne]

Saw this tiny girl last week.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/5029193559

Lives in Jeffersonville, IN. Decent house near the river past Jeff Boat. Rates: 140 qv, 260 hhr, 380 hr. Went with the hhr. Comms were fairly good, but there was a delay in getting the go-ahead to head to the front door once parked. I believe she had a boyfriend who had to leave the house first (saw him come out and get into a truck, and saw his shoes in the bedroom later). When she let me in the front door there was also a male voice speaking on the phone off in the direction of the kitchen area. Not sure of it was a relative, roommate, whatever. Didn't see him and it ended up not being a problem. She led me to a fairly messy bedroom, closed and locked the door and apologized for the delay.

This girl is attractive like her pics, VERY small (4'9"), slender, perhaps in her 20's, small tits with perky nipples, nice ass, no baby damage, and nice large pussy lips that I saw hanging down as she mounted me CG. CBJ for a bit first while I played with her tits and pussy. She lubed up and we went at CG first. We switched to Mish, DATY and K9 to the finish. She wasn't really overly enthusiastic during the appt (might be because she had a cold and sniffly nose), but it didn't detract from my pleasure. I will most likely repeat. I love tiny spinners!

I should also note that she didn't get dolled up for my visit. She was dressed very plain (sweat pants & sweatshirt), minimal make-up (if any), hair up, etc. She still looked good to me, in a girl-next-door kinda way. YMMV. It definitely wasn't GFE, but if you have a bucket list item to hit a tiny girl with a nice body, she might still fit your bill.

[Sircumsallottt]

Alright let's see if I can help since I almost exclusively se Latinas. Please excuse the typos I'm doing this on my phone. I've dreamt of most of these girls several times.

I would absolutely repeat with ever one of these. Everything is covered, but bare titfuck to completion has appeared in several dreams.

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/200574846 She goes by Ady in her most recent ads. Very slender but a nice ass for her weight.

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...ille/201647401 Indira / Karla is sexier than her pics with surgery curves an amazing long thick hair.

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...ille/201652350 Susy, prettier than her pics. Super tiny with crazy curves and absolutely perfect tits.

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...ille/201655359 Amada, Girl next door look. Pretty, but some acne scars.

https://aypapi.com.listcrawler.eu/po...lle/201665782. Loren / Laurita, super bbl and surprisingly nice rack..

So I went and visited #12 (on the list) and thought I'd share. FYI this was my 1st time outside an AMP, and boy was I nervous! That being said I won't repeat #12. She spoke no English except the word "No" and she loves to say it! I'm not going to blast her on here but if you want details, pm me and I'll be glad to fill you in. That being said, after this experience I might just stick with the AMP's. I was venturing out of my comfort zone in search of BBJ and missed by a few galaxies! Consider yourself warned.

Good luck out there.

[JimBraddock]

What are her prices?

They're in his review, 140/260/380.

And thanks, nocturne, I've been waffling over whether or not to see her for a couple of weeks. Got a kinda cold vibe from her, but love her look which we don't get very often around here. Just afraid I'll be kicking myself when we enter the next drought of tight / petite girls.

[NewCummer420]

Saw this tiny girl last week.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/5029193559

Lives in Jeffersonville, IN. Decent house near the river past Jeff Boat. Rates: 140 qv, 260 hhr, 380 hr. Went with the hhr. Comms were fairly good, but there was a delay in getting the go-ahead to head to the front door once parked. I believe she had a boyfriend who had to leave the house first (saw him come out and get into a truck, and saw his shoes in the bedroom later). When she let me in the front door there was also a male voice speaking on the phone off in the direction of the kitchen area. Not sure of it was a relative, roommate, whatever. Didn't see him and it ended up not being a problem. She led me to a fairly messy bedroom, closed and locked the door and apologized for the delay.

This girl is attractive like her pics, VERY small (4'9"), slender, perhaps in her 20's, small tits with perky nipples, nice ass, no baby damage, and nice large pussy lips that I saw hanging down as she mounted me CG. CBJ for a bit first while I played with her tits and pussy. She lubed up and we went at CG first. We switched to Mish, DATY and K9 to the finish. She wasn't really overly enthusiastic during the appt (might be because she had a cold and sniffly nose), but it didn't detract from my pleasure. I will most likely repeat. I love tiny spinners!

Wait, disregard that last message, I can't read, LOL.

[NewCummer420]

Saw this tiny girl last week.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/5029193559

Lives in Jeffersonville, IN. Decent house near the river past Jeff Boat. Rates: 140 qv, 260 hhr, 380 hr. Went with the hhr. Comms were fairly good, but there was a delay in getting the go-ahead to head to the front door once parked. I believe she had a boyfriend who had to leave the house first (saw him come out and get into a truck, and saw his shoes in the bedroom later). When she let me in the front door there was also a male voice speaking on the phone off in the direction of the kitchen area. Not sure of it was a relative, roommate, whatever. Didn't see him and it ended up not being a problem. She led me to a fairly messy bedroom, closed and locked the door and apologized for the delay.

This girl is attractive like her pics, VERY small (4'9"), slender, perhaps in her 20's, small tits with perky nipples, nice ass, no baby damage, and nice large pussy lips that I saw hanging down as she mounted me CG. CBJ for a bit first while I played with her tits and pussy. She lubed up and we went at CG first. We switched to Mish, DATY and K9 to the finish. She wasn't really overly enthusiastic during the appt (might be because she had a cold and sniffly nose), but it didn't detract from my pleasure. I will most likely repeat. I love tiny spinners!

What are her prices?

[NGL202]

I have to believe the vast majority of escorts in Louisville do not have the discipline to save up to pay cash for a car.

Most can't even save up to pay rent.

[Joelouky]

Anyone can buy a car with cash. I know this because I have done it. They only pull credit if you are financing thru them. Car dealers don't care where the money comes from if you are paying cash.

Also, do a google search on the subject of how high end escorts do this. I was surprised. I am sure you will be too.

I have to believe the vast majority of escorts in Louisville do not have the discipline to save up to pay cash for a car.

[Nocturne]

Saw this tiny girl last week.

https://escortbabylon.net/image_list/5029193559

Lives in Jeffersonville, IN. Decent house near the river past Jeff Boat. Rates: 140 qv, 260 hhr, 380 hr. Went with the hhr. Comms were fairly good, but there was a delay in getting the go-ahead to head to the front door once parked. I believe she had a boyfriend who had to leave the house first (saw him come out and get into a truck, and saw his shoes in the bedroom later). When she let me in the front door there was also a male voice speaking on the phone off in the direction of the kitchen area. Not sure of it was a relative, roommate, whatever. Didn't see him and it ended up not being a problem. She led me to a fairly messy bedroom, closed and locked the door and apologized for the delay.

This girl is attractive like her pics, VERY small (4'9"), slender, perhaps in her 20's, small tits with perky nipples, nice ass, no baby damage, and nice large pussy lips that I saw hanging down as she mounted me CG. CBJ for a bit first while I played with her tits and pussy. She lubed up and we went at CG first. We switched to Mish, DATY and K9 to the finish. She wasn't really overly enthusiastic during the appt (might be because she had a cold and sniffly nose), but it didn't detract from my pleasure. I will most likely repeat. I love tiny spinners!

[Dan277]

Has anyone seen this girl?

https://escortalligator.com.listcraw...ille/202066033#.

[LittleDickMan87]

What is the proper etiquette and protocol for contacting an escort?

Does one contact the morning or evening prior to a requested time? Or is it acceptable to contact the lady of choice a few days or even a week or two prior to set something up?

I have some play time coming up the first week of March and am a bit excited at working to set up appointments for those days and have reached out -- and admitted the timing situation to them ahead of time -- and many have appreciated the advanced planning but a few have accused me of being "time wasters. ".

I've only seen a few ladies that were listed on Tryst and Eros in the past and have usually went to Sun, Stone and other AMPs as well as took full advantage of the KGirls when they were in town.

If I wait until the morning before booking, sometimes these ladies -- even the $500 and up ladies -- don't respond as quickly as you would think. (I suppose more than a few now are in the upper atmosphere of $$$ - even some of the ones found on EA).

Thanks in advance.

[Norsem]

Out there question does anyone know of any providers, including FS AMPs that take credit cards as primary payment, not tip. And I guess I feel the need to clarify I wouldn't give a provider my credit card but I won a $500 gifr card and if past experience on smaller cards is any indication there is about a 90% chance I will forget about before I use all of it and maybe any of it. I knew a provider about 10 years ago who did but she is out of the business for a while. Feel free to PM me. Thanks.