Massage Parlor Reports

[Gibs789]

If I never have another week this good I'm perfectly fine, that week is one I'll always remember.

If? If? That doesn't sound like Mr. Hopeful! "When" Big Dog, "When"!

[Gibs789]

The greeter took me back to a room and asked if I had an appointment. I did not.

Blue Jade has a stellar lineup this month. If you show up without an appointment there's a good chance you'll be waiting. Appointments aren't bullet proof, but they usually work.

I agree that 60 minutes of the song Roxanne is a bit much, but it's more than a fair trade for 60 minutes with the real thing! Maybe she could add "Every little thing she does is magic" to her loop. It would be fitting.

[KrDoggy]

I don't think there is a woman anywhere that makes me pop faster or harder. Just animal attraction with her. Not the service everyone wants and she has rules, but mother of god the body and feel and if you find a way to get her revved its just very intense.

Love me a hot Korean. I searched a bit and didn't see where she's at.

[SaintStropez]

I was on my way to see Lucky at Q but then I decided to turn left and go to see Roxanne instead. This was my 2nd visit with her and it was even better than the first. She knows how to have fun. When I got there Alex opened the door and led me to the back to see Roxanne. She took me to her room and stripped right away. Last time I had seen her, she told me she would give me a preview of her TS since she will be at JM next month.

After the shower we went back to the room and continued our fun. She can take a pounding and she likes bigger D. After everything was done, she invited me to the kitchen area because she said she had a gift for me since we had so much fun. She handed me a sealed box of chocolates. I'm guessing another visitor brought them for her. She made me hide them under my hoodie when I left so " other wouldn't get jealous".

[BeaverTamer]

I stopped in Blue Jade this morning at 9:00. The greeter took me back to a room and asked if I had an appointment. I did not. She left me for 20 minutes. I finally left the room and walked to the lobby when Roxanne came and grabbed me and said it would just me, "1 minute" That turned out to be 7 minutes and I was genuinely about to walk out when she finally came and got me. At this point I was a tad annoyed and would have rather they just asked me to come back later in the first place. Anyway, get to the new room and I asked what her name was, to which she started playing Roxanne by the Police on her phone and giggled, "that's my name. " Cute. But that song played the ENTIRE TIME on loop. / sigh.

Face 8/10, body 9/10. So DFK was great! BBBJ was amazing! 9/10 She was very responsive to DATY and I was about to stop when she grabbed my head and said, "More tongue!" until she came, hard! Engaged in a little camel slide before the cover went on. Mish. K9. Standing Mish. / sigh. At this age, cumming with a condom is a 50/50 bet, especially with the too small condoms they have at the AMP's. I told her as much and she was a trooper, finishing me with a great HJ / BBBJ combo.

Good finish to a bad start. First meeting with Roxanne and would repeat.

[Boob Noob 34]

Even though getting an STD from a BBBJ and DATY has a lower risk than BBFS, the possibility of getting something is still there. I've personally have had painful urination with some blood and sores develop on my mouth just from a BBBJ and DATY maybe even from kissing a MG. I've never done BBFS and don't want to and I'm amazed how many guys are into it on this forum with these girls boning thousands of guys all over the place where they work. Thailand is even more high risk of getting something. Do I think about it twice about doing BBBJ, DATY, and kissing these MGs? You better believe it but like all of you, I'm stupid and take the risk because a BBBJ feels better than a CBJ and who doesn't like kissing and DATY? Be safe guys, I'm fine now but the risk is real.

Speaking of which. Where's a good place around here for easy, inexpensive regular testing?

[Snooby]

1. The sound Hailey made when I ladled maraschino cherries on her butt crack and used the syrup as massage oil.

2. MILFy Sophia looking up and asking "Who taught you that?? Did a Chinese girl teach you that? "

3. Cici and Reya laughing as they gobbled my cock together.

4. Nana declaring the whatever my actual age, my cock is that of a 20 year old boy. Drinking champagne on Valentines Day.

5. Irene finally buckling. Then reading that GC makes her come like a machine gun! LOL.

6. Korean Bebe on top on me fucking so hard I think I will come apart. What a body.

7. Chanel getting mad at me for stopping massaging her. "How long do you do boom boom?" HAHAHAHA.

If I never have another week this good I'm perfectly fine, that week is one I'll always remember.

Love me a hot Korean. I searched a bit and didn't see where she's at.

[KrDoggy]

1. The sound Hailey made when I ladled maraschino cherries on her butt crack and used the syrup as massage oil.

2. MILFy Sophia looking up and asking "Who taught you that?? Did a Chinese girl teach you that? "

3. Cici and Reya laughing as they gobbled my cock together.

4. Nana declaring the whatever my actual age, my cock is that of a 20 year old boy. Drinking champagne on Valentines Day.

5. Irene finally buckling. Then reading that GC makes her come like a machine gun! LOL.

6. Korean Bebe on top on me fucking so hard I think I will come apart. What a body.

7. Chanel getting mad at me for stopping massaging her. "How long do you do boom boom?" HAHAHAHA.

If I never have another week this good I'm perfectly fine, that week is one I'll always remember.

[UtrHobbyist]

Walked in and greeted by cute and small gnd. Recognized as Cassie here previously. She was very bubbly and energetic so I was hoping she was working at putting in more effort.

Into the room after quick bathroom break and it's 2:10 Paperwork handled and gear dropped. And then I waited. And waited. And waited.

Finally she returned and began with fun time. Things were decent including BBBJ but you could tell she was on a mission to speed through this. Started in acg where she was trying her hardest to reach completion. It wasn't super enjoyable and then she rolled off and onto her back for some mish. Snug but not tight. Then to k9 finish. She excused herself again only this time she's gone for over 10 minutes.

Lily returns and has me roll onto stomach for massage. The massage was ok but she really seemed rushed. Finishes and starts hinting by asking how far my drive home is and if I'm going to go to work instead. Ask for round two and assured "next time". She leaves the room again and I momentarily fall asleep she's gone so long. She returns again with bottle of water and that's my cue to get dressed and leave. I'm back to my car at 2:50.

Now I didn't get to a room until 2:10 and she had 3 trips outside the room for extended periods. Maybe that's her new method to stretch the time to get closer to the hour.

I won't repeat. I don't recommend.

[Supermanamp]

Been to Thailand like 5 times. Way less fun then earlier year, I got a freaky std from a BBBJ. WTF, there's shit over there that antibiotics can't even cure its scary now.

Even though getting an STD from a BBBJ and DATY has a lower risk than BBFS, the possibility of getting something is still there. I've personally have had painful urination with some blood and sores develop on my mouth just from a BBBJ and DATY maybe even from kissing a MG. I've never done BBFS and don't want to and I'm amazed how many guys are into it on this forum with these girls boning thousands of guys all over the place where they work. Thailand is even more high risk of getting something. Do I think about it twice about doing BBBJ, DATY, and kissing these MGs? You better believe it but like all of you, I'm stupid and take the risk because a BBBJ feels better than a CBJ and who doesn't like kissing and DATY? Be safe guys, I'm fine now but the risk is real.

[KrDoggy]

Read up on mongering in Africa, takes a brave soul and true sex obsession. Thailand at least has good health care.

Been to Thailand like 5 times. Way less fun then earlier year, I got a freaky std from a BBBJ. WTF, there's shit over there that antibiotics can't even cure its scary now.

[CrestedBaretta]

Had a session with Judy and lets just say that I TOFT. Should have walked when Lisa was not available. Quick recap most activities were short and lack luster. Standard hr donation that I could not wait to leave my session. She did state she was new for what's that worth.

Service 2/5 - really inexperienced and no service oriented.

Body 2/5 - not much to say. I don't want shame anyone. Just not my preference. Very much a homebody / housewife looks.

Face 3/5 - Decent.

English was fine. Recap: Got what I needed but that's about it. I don't want to hurt anyone trying to earn some $ but would not recommend or will repeat.

Agree with all of this. Saw this provider the other week, and it was really bizarre -- like I'm not sure why she's in this line of work to begin with.

[ChampDaddy]

I went to go see Pho lisa. When I got to the door I asked for Pho lisa, and the girl said she was, and her name was not. It was cassie or lily, whatever she's going by. She even went to the extent of collecting my cash and saying she'd be right back. However, I went to the washroom real quickly. Saw this gal that looked more vietnamese and I asked her what her name was, and she said, I am lisa.

I informed her that the other girl just told me her name was lisa? I almost got bait and switched cause when I asked the more petite girl. What part of vietnam? She was, and she kept saying, oh, I was so young. I don't remember?

This is the same girl that was Cassie had changed her name now to Lilly.

While I was getting my massage from lisa, I could overhear a couple of customers complaining that they did not get their full time. She kept screaming that you already got your thirty minutes. These guys were also complaining. There were two indian guys saying. But you only gave us five minutes time. You didn't even let us be able to finish. I'm not sure what deal is with this girl, but people like that will ruin a spa. And I almost left with all the commotion going on. It's a shame. The girl is really cute as a pretty nice little body very petite, but maybe she can't take it. Or maybe she's just trying to rush to get it over with and get the cash and get out the door. In my humble opinion, this kind of business would not make me want to come back. I did some further review. And I think this is the same person that was from before.

Now my experience with pho lisa was super nice. Pretty descent massage, good time and was very friendly and a repeat for me. So those of you that want to know how to tell the difference fo lisa is very busty, nice curves. While the other girl is very petite, perky and nice little but. However, she ain't getting any of my money. Also pho lisa speaks English very well. Happy hunting and good luck. Not getting bait and switched. P.S., by the way, I will repeat with vietnamese lisa is how often do we get a chance to get a vietnamese and she's big and curvy like like Eva was from blue jade. It's kind of nice a curvy asian girl. LOL.

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...371&viewfull=1#post7520371.

[BeaverTamer]

For folks that don't care for my reviews, feel free to skip, I honestly don't give a shit. I do this for my own entertainment, if some get something useful out of it that's great, but not necessary.

Some folks seem unhappy I really like these girls and spend time with them outside of the massage room. I'm fully aware they like my money (duh), but I do what I like not what some macho "cumdump" dude thinks I should like.

I love detailed reviews, that's very helpful. Keep up the good work. My available time and budget for the hobby is limited so I like to be discerning where I shop. Thanks!

[Shallowman2]

Found her at a shop in Bangkok that does not even tend towards FS, I love trying to get it. $170 for 90 minutes BBFS with great massage. The reward part of risk / reward was just overwhelming.

Oh Thailand.

Been to Thailand like 5 times. Way less fun then earlier year, I got a freaky std from a BBBJ. WTF, there's shit over there that antibiotics can't even cure its scary now.