Massage Parlor Reports

[MarkGew]

So idk WTF I did wrong or if I'm just uglier than I think I am but I went to villages massage today and I was probably top 5 worst experience I ever had. The massage was awful the girl (I think she daid Eveka) was old. There was another lady in there but she was doing something else. Neither of them familiar. Its been a few months since I've been. Maybe they have new staff. Not sensual at all. Abrasive rough massage at some points uncomfortable. I told her to go to medium but she didn't really.

She had me draped the whole time. Even on the flip kept me covered. Never even got close to my crotch. No massage at on the thighs. She literally slapped my calves and said all done. Like WTF??

Looking thru the thread looks like others are still getting served there so I don't know what did or maybe I'm too much of a fatty.

Definitely my last time ever going there.

Damn it man, maybe they went legit and unfortunately you were one of the first to find out?

Definitely a lot of options close.

[OdinsBeard78]

So idk WTF I did wrong or if I'm just uglier than I think I am but I went to villages massage today and I was probably top 5 worst experience I ever had. The massage was awful the girl (I think she daid Eveka) was old. There was another lady in there but she was doing something else. Neither of them familiar. Its been a few months since I've been. Maybe they have new staff. Not sensual at all. Abrasive rough massage at some points uncomfortable. I told her to go to medium but she didn't really.

She had me draped the whole time. Even on the flip kept me covered. Never even got close to my crotch. No massage at on the thighs. She literally slapped my calves and said all done. Like WTF??

Looking thru the thread looks like others are still getting served there so I don't know what did or maybe I'm too much of a fatty.

Definitely my last time ever going there.

[MarkGew]

Yup, you are correct. I found it.

Ull Name: I won't post her name. These ladies are angels!

Date:02/13/2026 Time: 1:30 PM.

Arresting Agency: LAKE COUNTY S. O.

Total Bond: $1000.

Personal Information.

Arrest Age:48.

Gender: Female.

Birthdate: 09/04/1977.

Height: 5'05".

Weight: 130 lbs.

Hair Color: Black.

Eye Color: Brown.

Place of Birth: and / a.

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See Criminal Record.

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Charges.

#1 SOLICITATION OF PROSTITUTION.

STATUTE: 796.07-2 e (THIRD DEGREE FELONY).

BOND: $1000.

Damn! Hate when that happens.

[Voyavoya]

Just a FYI there was a late 40's Asian woman arrested in Lake for offering to trade extra services for cash. Some of the villages is in Lake. Not an arena that I typically play in. I think the majority of the time AMP stuff is focused on females. Again just FYI. I did not dig to see where it happened for all I know could be Clermont or 4 corners. Incident happened on 2/13

Cheers Jesse.

Yup, you are correct. I found it.

Ull Name: I won't post her name. These ladies are angels!

Date:02/13/2026 Time: 1:30 PM.

Arresting Agency: LAKE COUNTY S. O.

Total Bond: $1000.

Personal Information.

Arrest Age:48.

Gender: Female.

Birthdate: 09/04/1977.

Height: 5'05".

Weight: 130 lbs.

Hair Color: Black.

Eye Color: Brown.

Place of Birth: and / a.

View profile photo.

See Criminal Record.

Sponsored Content.

Charges.

#1 SOLICITATION OF PROSTITUTION.

STATUTE: 796.07-2 e (THIRD DEGREE FELONY).

BOND: $1000.

[Jesse54]

Just a FYI there was a late 40's Asian woman arrested in Lake for offering to trade extra services for cash. Some of the villages is in Lake. Not an arena that I typically play in. I think the majority of the time AMP stuff is focused on females. Again just FYI. I did not dig to see where it happened for all I know could be Clermont or 4 corners. Incident happened on 2/13

Cheers Jesse.

[MarkGew]

I mentioned it because after I said I wanted a blow she came back with a condom with no wrapper. I have also started doing a mouth check with the flashlight to check for open sores and such before a BBBJ.

Business brings to me to Ocala frequently mostly I'm in Orlando and that's common procedure, it's a disposal issue at high volume spas and they buy in bulk.

Not saying it can't happen but when someone says 'they' reuse condoms is misleading unless the spas name is mentioned. I prefer my own brand anyway.

[Slugo]

"they" No!, maybe dumps that don't get much business, it's a recurring subject that never fails to stir the shit 🤣.

I mentioned it because after I said I wanted a blow she came back with a condom with no wrapper. I have also started doing a mouth check with the flashlight to check for open sores and such before a BBBJ.

[MarkGew]

Great report. You mentioned Hannah's heavy breathing I noticed that to she is quite the mouth breather, always sounds like she's sick. You guy's do realize that they use the condoms over and over. They wash them I hope! But still. I always bring my own after I had an infection issue up north.

"they" No!, maybe dumps that don't get much business, it's a recurring subject that never fails to stir the shit 🤣.

[MarkGew]

It's been many years since I bought condoms and I usually just go with whatever they have and even escorts they usually tell me they have everything. I get tested all the time so I'm not concerned right now but I am interested in staying safe and healthy.

What's the suggestion on the best condoms? Seems like this is a good place to ask but maybe I'm wrong haha.

Sagami 0. 01.

[AwesomeBigG]

It's been many years since I bought condoms and I usually just go with whatever they have and even escorts they usually tell me they have everything. I get tested all the time so I'm not concerned right now but I am interested in staying safe and healthy.

What's the suggestion on the best condoms? Seems like this is a good place to ask but maybe I'm wrong haha.

[SpecialOne8]

While there has been such a point being made in all the Central Florida AMP threads since last year, I can tell you that in each case I have been at VM, the wrapper was still in ITS wrapper, and while that may not always be the case, it is safe to assume even if wrappers are being recycled in some spas, they are being put through a sanitary process because if all they are doing is use, rinse, repeat, they would not be avoiding any of the countless bugs they otherwise would encounter if they simply went without protection in the first place. Still, you make a legit point, and make the wise suggestion that all should bring their own raincoats when visiting such establishments, and for a whole host of reasons, not just the obvious.

As for the heavy breathing, it wasn't because she was breathing through her mouth brother! LOL. Those nostrils were FLARING just as hard when she was riding me CG as they sounded while she was working all the kinks out of my neck, shoulders and back! LOL!

Thanks for the comments Sluggo, they were taken in the spirit in which you intended them.

Party on brother!

SO-8.

Great report. You mentioned Hannah's heavy breathing I noticed that to she is quite the mouth breather, always sounds like she's sick. You guy's do realize that they use the condoms over and over. They wash them I hope! But still. I always bring my own after I had an infection issue up north.

[SpecialOne8]

Just remember boys, honor the bro-code here. Stick to the rates so all of us don't have to go broke or worse, be disappointed by GPS like happens too often at Pinks; hence, why I risked sharing my treasure in public here, but I want Hannah to stick around so she and my Mimi can become the Asian Dynamic Duo! LOL!

Have fun, and make sure to report back.

SO-8.

Is it going to be hard to cheat on my girl Sarah at wellness but I need to check Hannah out.

[MarkGew]

Is it going to be hard to cheat on my girl Sarah at wellness but I need to check Hannah out.

Can't blame you... I also like that rate structure!

[Kynkydzyrz 69]

I appreciate the report because I'll be in that area in the immediate future.

Is it going to be hard to cheat on my girl Sarah at wellness but I need to check Hannah out.

[MarkGew]

Stopped in to see my girl Mimi recently while I was in town, only to be tricked into getting the new girl at VM; "Hannah". Although Mimi greeted me and walked me into the treatment room, after taking the house fee for the hour, she disappeared while I went face down, in prep for the royal treatment. Then, the door opened, with the words: "Hi baby! The usual tonight?" I nodded while still face down, and whispered: "Is there any other way for me sweet heart?" Then a quiet giggle left her lips. With my head buried in the table, I noted the hands felt different, the movement up and down my shoulders felt different, and the girlish giggle was DEFINITELY different. Still, I chose to roll with it because my girl knows how to get the knots out of my neck, shoulders and back, so I simply lied back and let "her" work her magic.

As I already stated, the only thing out of place was the constant giggles emitting from her as we made our suggestive small talk, while the massage moved from top, to bottom of my torso. As the glutes got their workover, by instinct, the hips rose, and her hands began to work in the creases and crevices, while brushing ever so lightly against the boys and their friend. The giggles continued and I could hear deeper breaths being taken by who I thought was Mimi. I picked my head up to peek and confirm, only to find out it was Hannah all along! She asked me if I liked the new hands on my back and beyond, to which I muttered: "Yes, but there's only one girl for me, and her name is Mimi. " Hannah then pouted and asked me why. I explained to her I am not someone who jumps around from one to the next. When I connect with someone, I stick with her, because the service always gets better with every return visit. Her response was: "But I am very good! Trust me!" I told her if she can outdo Mimi, she will have to prove it, but I am willing to see if she could. The hint was immediately taken, and right then and there, she asked me if I was ready to turn over. Needless to say, there wasn't the slightest hesitation. She looked down at Jr and asked me if he needed tending to. My response was: "It's your fault! You encouraged him to wake up! You must now take care of him too!" She giggled again and asked me the obligatory question. My response was: "Now if you and Mimi conspired against me tonight, you already know what I want!" She made the hand gesture, and I then looked at her very disapprovingly and said: "Now Hannah, you are not playing nice, you know Mimi is MY GIRL. You know what I mean, right?" Again, she giggled and said: "Yes baby, Mimi told me to take good care of you. You take care of me?" My response was: "Absolutely! That's why it's your turn to get on the table now!" Again, giggles followed her devilish grin and she whispered in my ear: "You mean Boom Boom?" I said: "Yes, but not before I take even better care of you! Get on the table baby! IT's your turn to have fun!" She obliged, I got on top of her, and from that second, I began the journey. From her entire neck, down to her enhanced girls, then hitting the ribcage while my free hand parted the sea. By the time I hit the center of her womanhood, she was already wet, and grabbing the little sausage pillow used to support your head and face, and jammed it into her mouth! Then the first shaking of her body, followed by muffled moans. Not willing to end the excursion at the why, I then moved an index finger into position for FIV while I continued to work that delicious, sweet morsel like a cherry pie center. Orgasm #2, and the squeezing of my head like a nutcracker working over a walnut! She tried pushing me away, but I wasn't having it. She began to vibrate off the table, begging "no more! PLEASE! I can't go anymore! And then, one last big O. At that point, she grabbed the back of my head and asked me if I was a machine, because she never had so much fun! I told her, this is what I share with Mimi all the time. Hannah's response? "Yes, I know. She told me you are special!" Now I had been fooled for the second time that night. LOL. We lied on the table together, while she reclaimed what energy she had left in the tank. Once she was ready, she then got off the table, asked me to get comfy, lie back and get ready to be happy. Although she didn't give me the true GFE treatment, she did make sure to take her time at the ballpark, handle one ball in her mouth at a time, while playing with Jr until he woke up. Then it was just a couple kisses on him prior to slipping on the raincoat in a seamless motion. If I had not been watching, I would have never noticed when the BBBJ ended and CBJ began. A few moments playing the flute, and without asking, she jumped on to ride the pony. OMG! Eventhough Mimi is very tight, Hannah was so powerful with her grip, I could feel her through the raincoat! It was like SUPER GLUE in how she gripped Jr and rode him for all he was worth. Five to eight minutes later, he filled the bag, but she kept going like the energizer bunny, until she asked me: "how much you like me now hummy?" I tapped out while telling her that she is going to be real competition for Mimi now, because I will tell all my friends how much fun she really is! At that point, she went to dismount, but here's the funny part. While riding me, she had created a negative pressure in the kitty, and as she rose to get off the table, there was this distinct suction sound, and the higher she rose, the more the cover rose off junior, ALMOST remaining in her sweet spot until the very end! In all my years of enjoying coitus, I have NEVER had that happen to me! That was the crowning jewel to the entire experience that night.

So for all of you who have yet to check out VM, now you have TWO great reasons to do so.

House Fee 1 Hr. . 8.

GFE "LIGHT" 1.

Total investment: . 180.

Don't phuck it up for me fellas by playing White Knight and giving higher tips. I have something really great going here for quite some time now, I don't need you screwing it up. Stick to the plan when they ask you how much you want to contribute to their citizenship test.

House fee:

Hhr-. 6.

Hr. - . 8.

Tips:

HE: . 4.

C / BBBJ: . 6 to. 8.

FS 1. 00.

GFE 1. 40.

Stick to the program and your guns. You'll be glad you did.

P.S. All rates include TS.

Have fun.

SO-8.

I appreciate the report because I'll be in that area in the immediate future.