Massage Parlor Reports

**WoozerBuck** · 02-11-26 17:12

Originally Posted by Rambo21 [View Original Post]

Hey Dream44. Do you think what you were told is credible?

No contact info tho, please chime in with phone or address.

**Nonallits** · 02-11-26 13:24

Boy, I don't know how any of you all ever have luck in the TC area. Saw a couple of good reports about Harmony, so I went to the Wayzata location. Expensive standard rate ($1. Per hour). I was deliberately careless about keeping myself covered, she was very careful about keeping me covered. No indication of any extras. Subpar massage.

**MnTomcat** · 02-11-26 06:43

It has been a while and things have been changing alot with having fun and just getting a massage. Can anyone shoot me a message on any places I can get a little fun with a massage?

**HurryHard** · 02-09-26 18:48

Originally Posted by BoJangles197 [View Original Post]

In at least some of their ads they state explicitly that they only offer professional services. Of course we all know that isn't always true, but IME when it's explicitly stated extras aren't usually available. Would love to hear if anyone has already TOFTT, though!

TOFT here as the place had my curiosity. Attractive mid 30's masseuse gave a nice massage. No hints of extras. Place seems legit and expensive at $-$20 for hour.

**Grover95** · 02-09-26 16:29

Originally Posted by RayGun123 [View Original Post]

I had not been to relax oasis in bville for a while and decided to give it a go.

This place used to be my favorite joint. The last couple times I had stuck my head in there only one older lady was working and the experience was so-so. This time I had a middle aged lady with very skinny legs and no ass to speak of, but had a pretty face and big tits.

The massage on the back was pointless. On the flip it was a fairly straightforward move to the HE. She stayed out of reach and gave an average HJ. I've had worse.

After HJ and towel, she gave a pretty decent head and chest massage. Tits hovering over my face. I honestly would prefer we started with that.

It was fine. They have the best tables I've ever seen and I left happy, but I get a better overall experience at kings so will just go there next time.

That used to be one of my go to places, but the last couple of visits I had a different provider. I remember her as slightly older, but still decent looking. I believe her name was Lulu and it was strictly legit and when I suggested HE, she said no I can't and made sure the towel stayed on both times.

I used to see an attractive woman there named Sandy who provided excellent service and I left satisfied each time, but it's been over a year and I'm not sure if she's still there or not.

I will agree their futons are very comfortable though.

**RayGun123** · 02-09-26 02:10

I had not been to relax oasis in bville for a while and decided to give it a go.

This place used to be my favorite joint. The last couple times I had stuck my head in there only one older lady was working and the experience was so-so. This time I had a middle aged lady with very skinny legs and no ass to speak of, but had a pretty face and big tits.

The massage on the back was pointless. On the flip it was a fairly straightforward move to the HE. She stayed out of reach and gave an average HJ. I've had worse.

After HJ and towel, she gave a pretty decent head and chest massage. Tits hovering over my face. I honestly would prefer we started with that.

It was fine. They have the best tables I've ever seen and I left happy, but I get a better overall experience at kings so will just go there next time.

**Cermic1** · 02-08-26 23:33

I am looking for a place that would help me keep my lower area shaved. While I can make do in the shower, I feel I would get a better result going to a professional service. Curious if you guys have any recommendations for a shave and a haircut, if you catch my drift.

**Rambo21** · 02-07-26 17:55

Originally Posted by LikeEmSlim [View Original Post]

I visited Harmony this week but must have ended up with the wrong person. Nothing but a legit service, always covered. I didn't get her name but cute with glasses. Massage was great, but no hint of teasing.

I had the same experience at Harmony Wayzata. Yes, cute with glasses. While the massage was not erotic, her English is good and the conversation and the vibes at least partially made up for it LOL.

**Pga231** · 02-05-26 17:19

Originally Posted by BoJangles197 [View Original Post]

In at least some of their ads they state explicitly that they only offer professional services. Of course we all know that isn't always true, but IME when it's explicitly stated extras aren't usually available. Would love to hear if anyone has already TOFTT, though!

This is Jenny that use to run My Massage in Fridley. Great massage, "accidental" brushes when on stomach, but when on back covered and no tease. Amazing massage but way to expensive IMO.

**LikeEmSlim** · 02-05-26 15:23

I visited Harmony this week but must have ended up with the wrong person. Nothing but a legit service, always covered. I didn't get her name but cute with glasses. Massage was great, but no hint of teasing.

**BoJangles197** · 02-04-26 12:51

Originally Posted by Captainrelaxed [View Original Post]

I keeping seeing a posting on Craigslist for a massage place off 694 in New Brighton, any intel would be helpful!

In at least some of their ads they state explicitly that they only offer professional services. Of course we all know that isn't always true, but IME when it's explicitly stated extras aren't usually available. Would love to hear if anyone has already TOFTT, though!

**Captainrelaxed** · 02-03-26 13:41

I keeping seeing a posting on Craigslist for a massage place off 694 in New Brighton, any intel would be helpful!

**Jamesdean1985** · 02-02-26 17:14

Originally Posted by Skully741 [View Original Post]

Rolled the dice and tried Yun Massage in Roseville once more. Walked in and a cute looking lady came out with a short bob cut. Looked like she was adjusting her shirt so I thought maybe another guy was getting a feel. I didn't call ahead so I thought maybe they were busy but she said to come in and led me to a room. Paid, stripped down, then she came in with my change. Rubbed my neck and shoulders briefly then left again. Then a different lady came in and did the actual massage. Massage was good, seemed like a little teasing. But on the flip she made sure I stayed covered, and upon getting a better look at her, I wasn't too interested in a HE. To me it kind of felt like a bait and switch but maybe they are actually legit only. Either I don't know if I would return. Both times I was there I saw a hot looking lady working but both times I was massaged by a granny instead.

Her name is Chacha. She is beautiful, but don't think you'll get anywhere with her though.

**OnlyMe1234** · 02-02-26 15:16

Originally Posted by Poogs [View Original Post]

So it's been pretty dead recently, but I have had some outings.

Tang. Someone else posted here, I found this place on Google Maps. On the flip the lady asked if I wanted to be stretched, I said sure and she stretched my legs. She tried to keep my junk covered, after the third or fourth slip she just took the towel off and did the rest of the session while I was uncovered. No HE but offered DIY. Massage itself was pretty good!

Serenity. Went twice, first time I had the woman at the front, she had a pretty face and large breasts but she has a flat ass. She let me play with her boobs and she stroked me BUT she did not want to finish me, so before I did I let her know so I could finish. Don't want to be an ass. Went back, got a different lady. The room I was in had a shower, at the halfway mark of the 1 hour time she flipped me and immediately did HE. She did the rest of the 25 minutes and then had me rinse off. This place isn't bad so far.

Rose Lake. I might have made a post about this place before, but a few months ago I went and had a mid to late 30's gal with curly hair and a large butt. She did HE, was not happy I wouldn't give her like $80 for standard HE, she did pull her pants down and let me rub her butt while she yanked away. Called 3 different days weeks and month later and now seems to only be an older lady working there. When I get a girl I like I need to ask for a phone number or something.

Harmony Wayzata. Okay easily the best experience I have had in the TC in a while. Few weeks ago I called, the girl I usually see who always HE for me was working so I went to the Wayzata location instead of the Shoreview one, it costs more and is further away but sometimes a guarantee is worth it. When I arrive, so does a younger gal, mid 20's maybe. I get inside and go to my room. My usual girl comes in, about 5 minutes into the massage she asks "We need to train a new girl, she is young, do you want to do 4 hands?" Sure, she said it would cost $80 more, I didn't have the cash so I passed. About 5 minutes later, the new girl enters the room and they whisper to each other. Now the offer is last 30 minutes of the 60 min massage is 4 hands for $60, I still pass and explain I won't be able to tip if I do that. They discuss something, the offer is extra $40 with tip for this training session 4 hands. Now I can reasonably do this with the cash I had, it was my first time doing a 4 hands and it was really nice but not worth the full price. The two women are attractive, at least I think they were. The younger girl did the HE while my usual girl watched. I last a decent amount of time, so I received many compliments from the girls, which is always nice. When I finally busted my usual girl clapped and cheered for me and the new girl it was really cute. It was an awesome experience. Either Harmony is a fun time. I wish 4 hand massages were cheaper.

There are a few more places I want to check out in the cities, I think this will be tough with the current climate. I am traveling to Michigan next month through Wisconsin and have a plan to hit a place up I saw and received a DM about when posting in the Wisconsin forum. Unless I am traveling my max drive time is like 30 minutes for a place. Let me know if ya'll had any luck.

You had better luck at Rose Lake than I did. The one and only time I went there, I got nothing extra. She was a nice lady and wasn't too concerned about draping but that was it.

**OnlyMe1234** · 02-02-26 15:12

Originally Posted by LastsLonger [View Original Post]

Where is Serenity place you mentioned? That Edina?

First time back to Helen's old place now Jade. Based on what I read. Massage was only OK more soft touch, and nails which was still good just not as expected typically. However, very sensuous finish kneeling between my knees with eyes contact and a wry smile. Loved it, Mimi did well!

Can't say for certain but from the locations of the other places he talks about, I'm guessing it's the one on 96 in White Bear Lake. I have been there in the past, under different names, but never gotten anything more than some teasing. Several years ago, before Covid, there were some ladies there that gave a very good massage. One of the best AMP massages I ever had was there. I went back just for the massage. Might have to give them another try.