Massage Parlor Reports

**Shawtren** · 02-10-26 13:21

Originally Posted by Billionaire198 [View Original Post]

Have to say if you're looking for the best discrete locations and need a variety to look for they change daily! Which is nice been here every other week this month and have to say I am not disappointed need to visit the parlor on Byron center and 28 down that industrial road. Very relaxing and amazing session, leave very satisfied and tip well everytime never disappointed. I would definitely call myself a regular now lbs. Ladies are kind place is clean and great smell! And you can walk in or schedule whenever you'll like! I've been to other places and let's be honest with inflation now a days everything goes up cost of living and even eating and transportation is insane so I understand and get being a business owner myself I can't blame shops young their rate and ladies expecting a little higher tip or at least match the door fee which is great an we can't expect the whole nine for what we would pay in 80-90's. I'd say as long as I find expected service to cost and it's reasonable, all means I'm in! Won't get this quality of a service anywhere else! Definitely not at touch of P or panacea this is the future for us higher class men who want to be stopping by like a drive thru and get back to making that $$ no time wasted! Check it out! Highly recommended.

Sorry. But I had a hard time reading this.

Literally and figuratively!

I have not received good sessions here with either attempt. But hey, I'm not even a Millionaire!!

Play safe!

Shaw.

**DaddyD** · 02-10-26 11:12

With all of these random AMPs popping up I had to at least check it out. Went to the one by 28th & Kzoo by Pietro's. Don't waste your time or money. It was a middle aged, chubby lady. Her teeth where terrible. The room was bright as the sun so she brough a lamp in, which was still pretty bright. Layed down on the table and after literally 30 seconds of light touching she said to turn over. I don't think there is even the option for a massage. She offered BJ, but I wasn't about to go there with those choppers. Stay away, I'm guessing the others are about the same.

https://skipthegames.com/posts/grand...g/863106901550

**HollandHobby** · 02-09-26 17:23

Originally Posted by Wolverine427 [View Original Post]

Rose texted me a awhile back and said they moved to zeeland. I never went to the new location tho.

Do you happen to have digits? Would like to catch her in Zeeland since that's a closer drive for me.

**Member #6967** · 02-09-26 17:08

Their photos are tempting, but I've been burned twice. I may be dumb and susceptible to spinner booty, but damn.

Originally Posted by UtrGuy [View Original Post]

This place is so bad it's comical. If Teyana (sp?) and any other girls that were worth a damn were smart, they would get as far away from here as possible. I still find it so hard to believe that nobody has picked up the bbu model that worked so well for the girls and mongers before Brit fucked it all up.

**TonyReality** · 02-09-26 13:16

Originally Posted by Haides [View Original Post]

Went here and have been lied to before twice. Place will promise you everything and even if you don't haggle they still will scam you. Any one who posts a good review about this place should be noted as a paid review. Now I wouldn't be as harsh if they didn't come in here posting fake reviews, and if they just offered what they say they offered for the price they say. As other reviews have said, place is a SCAM. Worst place ever and you can get an appointment by walk in because no one, expect me, is dumb enough to get scammed twice.

If this is the place I'm thinking of, I got a massage by Teyana there. I agree with what everyone else say about her being attractive, but that's where it stopped for me. The massage was very mediocre and rushed, with no teasing at all. She did allow some roaming on the flip, but it was a very straightforward finish. She wasn't mean or anything, but it did not feel welcoming. I do like the seclusion of the area, so I thought about maybe giving it one more try to see if it was just an off day, but after seeing some of the recent post, I don't think I will.

**Haides** · 02-09-26 12:49

Originally Posted by Billionaire198 [View Original Post]

Have to say if you're looking for the best discrete locations and need a variety to look for they change daily! Which is nice been here every other week this month and have to say I am not disappointed need to visit the parlor on Byron center and 28 down that industrial road. Very relaxing and amazing session, leave very satisfied and tip well everytime never disappointed. I would definitely call myself a regular now lbs. Ladies are kind place is clean and great smell! And you can walk in or schedule whenever you'll like! I've been to other places and let's be honest with inflation now a days everything goes up cost of living and even eating and transportation is insane so I understand and get being a business owner myself I can't blame shops young their rate and ladies expecting a little higher tip or at least match the door fee which is great an we can't expect the whole nine for what we would pay in 80-90's. I'd say as long as I find expected service to cost and it's reasonable, all means I'm in! Won't get this quality of a service anywhere else! Definitely not at touch of P or panacea this is the future for us higher class men who want to be stopping by like a drive thru and get back to making that $$ no time wasted! Check it out! Highly recommended.

Went here and have been lied to before twice. Place will promise you everything and even if you don't haggle they still will scam you. Any one who posts a good review about this place should be noted as a paid review. Now I wouldn't be as harsh if they didn't come in here posting fake reviews, and if they just offered what they say they offered for the price they say. As other reviews have said, place is a SCAM. Worst place ever and you can get an appointment by walk in because no one, expect me, is dumb enough to get scammed twice.

**Billionaire198** · 02-09-26 11:58

Originally Posted by UtrGuy [View Original Post]

This place is so bad it's comical. If Teyana (sp?) and any other girls that were worth a damn were smart, they would get as far away from here as possible. I still find it so hard to believe that nobody has picked up the bbu model that worked so well for the girls and mongers before Brit fucked it all up.

I would say this is very in accurate like I said been there many times lately just out of Bordem, but if you want my recent experience from this morning went to see Marrisa at touch and she always wants to know what your tipping prior to giving you the services and I think that's total bs and worth a damn lmao plus only reason I heard about it was by reading reviews since I'm like all don't like spending my money on half ass bs and came to find out that Marrisa is the notorious autumn soo yeah, be aware fellas because the scamming is real now! Switching names and moving locations. Also I do agree with you there Britt did fuck that up but now what I've seen they have a new staff so maybe try again! Anyways happy Monday!

**HereToTry** · 02-09-26 11:57

Hey group I'm looking for a place or girl that has a milking table. I have this on the bucket list and would love to have that done. Replay or DM me.

Thanks in advance.

**UtrGuy** · 02-09-26 11:26

Originally Posted by Billionaire198 [View Original Post]

Have to say if you're looking for the best discrete locations and need a variety to look for they change daily! Which is nice been here every other week this month and have to say I am not disappointed need to visit the parlor on Byron center and 28 down that industrial road. Very relaxing and amazing session, leave very satisfied and tip well everytime never disappointed. I would definitely call myself a regular now lbs. Ladies are kind place is clean and great smell! And you can walk in or schedule whenever you'll like! I've been to other places and let's be honest with inflation now a days everything goes up cost of living and even eating and transportation is insane so I understand and get being a business owner myself I can't blame shops young their rate and ladies expecting a little higher tip or at least match the door fee which is great an we can't expect the whole nine for what we would pay in 80-90's. I'd say as long as I find expected service to cost and it's reasonable, all means I'm in! Won't get this quality of a service anywhere else! Definitely not at touch of P or panacea this is the future for us higher class men who want to be stopping by like a drive thru and get back to making that $$ no time wasted! Check it out! Highly recommended.

This place is so bad it's comical. If Teyana (sp?) and any other girls that were worth a damn were smart, they would get as far away from here as possible. I still find it so hard to believe that nobody has picked up the bbu model that worked so well for the girls and mongers before Brit fucked it all up.

**BluBalls1** · 02-09-26 09:13

Originally Posted by Billionaire198 [View Original Post]

Have to say if you're looking for the best discrete locations and need a variety to look for they change daily! Which is nice been here every other week this month and have to say I am not disappointed need to visit the parlor on Byron center and 28 down that industrial road. Very relaxing and amazing session, leave very satisfied and tip well everytime never disappointed. I would definitely call myself a regular now lbs. Ladies are kind place is clean and great smell! And you can walk in or schedule whenever you'll like! I've been to other places and let's be honest with inflation now a days everything goes up cost of living and even eating and transportation is insane so I understand and get being a business owner myself I can't blame shops young their rate and ladies expecting a little higher tip or at least match the door fee which is great an we can't expect the whole nine for what we would pay in 80-90's. I'd say as long as I find expected service to cost and it's reasonable, all means I'm in! Won't get this quality of a service anywhere else! Definitely not at touch of P or panacea this is the future for us higher class men who want to be stopping by like a drive thru and get back to making that $$ no time wasted! Check it out! Highly recommended.

Because this add is sooooo fake, I will reply.

I went there a while back and was promised "the world". Tipped what they asked for (didn't negotiate), and didn't get "the word". Massage sucked too.

Maybe it was just that one gal. But replying with my experience.

Now they are making fake posts (and really bad ones), it should be on everyone's "no fly list".

**Billionaire198** · 02-08-26 21:54

Have to say if you're looking for the best discrete locations and need a variety to look for they change daily! Which is nice been here every other week this month and have to say I am not disappointed need to visit the parlor on Byron center and 28 down that industrial road. Very relaxing and amazing session, leave very satisfied and tip well everytime never disappointed. I would definitely call myself a regular now lbs. Ladies are kind place is clean and great smell! And you can walk in or schedule whenever you'll like! I've been to other places and let's be honest with inflation now a days everything goes up cost of living and even eating and transportation is insane so I understand and get being a business owner myself I can't blame shops young their rate and ladies expecting a little higher tip or at least match the door fee which is great an we can't expect the whole nine for what we would pay in 80-90's. I'd say as long as I find expected service to cost and it's reasonable, all means I'm in! Won't get this quality of a service anywhere else! Definitely not at touch of P or panacea this is the future for us higher class men who want to be stopping by like a drive thru and get back to making that $$ no time wasted! Check it out! Highly recommended.

**LookyBoi** · 02-08-26 16:15

Originally Posted by BeanLicker [View Original Post]

If she was 25 when she started massage she's probably beyond 35 even closer to 40 now LOL. Agree with all said, don't pay deposit don't pay new rate she charges people she knows the same rates as the BBU days and thinks her pussy is worth more than gold. She pretty and could be amazing but that heart is black as night. She scours these boards because she's a petty brat and will collect whatever info she can on you. I saw her several times without her figuring out my vehicle or license plate because yes she writes those down too or did. With a better attitude and service and more open menu she already would be retired rich but she will keep her daily post to entice would be fools to partake. $250 for an appt if you're new $120-150 if she considers you a regular but other than beauty you won't get much else.

I'd also second this, she has had quite a few conversations with my about what people post on the boards, or what girls are up to. I'd share very little information with her as you can because she'll keep a record and use it against you when the times right. She's talked about how she's found her ex's address and stalked them because they kissed her off. Pull a background check on the court records search and see for your self, couple domestics, couple aggravated assaults, etc. Shoot me a dm if you need help.

**BeanLicker** · 02-08-26 14:53

Originally Posted by OldDutch [View Original Post]

Never pay a deposit to anyone including someone like B25 (who is closer to 35) that has been around a long time. I used to see her in the BBU days and then a bit at the Masonic downtown where she went after that blew up on her. Brit is pretty vindictive towards the girls that used to work for her back then, and I know of one who still works to shield info about herself. While she was attractive back when I saw her, there was little additional on the menu. That may have changed, I don't know, but if there is I'm sure it is both steep $$ and only available to a few.

OD.

If she was 25 when she started massage she's probably beyond 35 even closer to 40 now LOL. Agree with all said, don't pay deposit don't pay new rate she charges people she knows the same rates as the BBU days and thinks her pussy is worth more than gold. She pretty and could be amazing but that heart is black as night. She scours these boards because she's a petty brat and will collect whatever info she can on you. I saw her several times without her figuring out my vehicle or license plate because yes she writes those down too or did. With a better attitude and service and more open menu she already would be retired rich but she will keep her daily post to entice would be fools to partake. $250 for an appt if you're new $120-150 if she considers you a regular but other than beauty you won't get much else.

**Tazz51** · 02-08-26 13:52

Originally Posted by OhDirtyBastard [View Original Post]

I saw Eve again this month, and once again it was easy to setup and the session was top notch. Same great location discreet, clean, warm and cozy.

I reviewed Eve before. She said it resulted in lots of new clients. Hoping to see some of your reviews.

She's really cool, in great shape, and extremely good at what she does.

https://tryst.link/massage/evedior-420

-ODB.

Does she offer L2 or L3? Thanks.

**OldDutch** · 02-05-26 23:06

Yesterday I was enticed by a text from the Stocking AMP that they had a new girl named Wendy. Went to check her out. When I arrived a very attractive young woman greeted me a the door, led me back to a room in the rear (not the awful draped off part in the lobby) and took my. 5 for a hhr. I was excited as she was exactly what I had hoped for. I got comfortable and, about 10 min later, a much older woman appeared to give me a massage. She had very poor English skills (unlike the woman who led me back to the room) and told me the other girl had gone to "rest". This totally ruined it for me. Killed any anticipation I had. After a lackluster massage for ten minutes or so she had me flip and I just got up and left. Total waste of $$ and, after two failed visits, I simply can't recommend this place. I would AVOID. There are better options for massages with extras in GR.

OD.