Massage Parlor Reports

**Italian Guy** · 02-07-26 20:38

I can't really blame you. She is definitely well worth. It. Talk about a beautiful lady and a service queen.

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Just wanted to say I worked really hard to prank CSnow and get into Hailey's pants before he could. Tried to pick her up at the airport, take her out, whole nine yards, She is true to her man and I have failed.

Can't win them all, enjoy brother! :-)

**Italian Guy** · 02-07-26 20:34

I was hoping after all the great reviews my second time would be better. First time was her second day and she was super cautious with alcohol and sanitary lotion. All the use of cleaning stuff left me kind of burning.

Even though the first time was kinda cool with a super young hot lady. The body was firm and naturals body. First time was she just wanted to get it over with? Seemed like everything was a discomfort. Seemed like it was a discomfort do the deed. Like I said, maybe it was just the first few days. It just seemed even after being there a while. She just is too quick to the exit.

The second time was more like a long lost friend fairly decent service. However, you could tell this was all business. It seemed as though she was more into acting. And playing a role than actually wanting to be there. I know there'll be some that will try to knock me, say, oh, how great she is. Well, I guess your mileage may vary. What I find is maybe after some time in the industry, things will get better. But it's definitely a your mileage may vary situation. For me, I will definitely see alex. Are the other lady instead? Roxanne, they definitely are happy to be there, and it's not all about the financial.

There's way too many people in the industry I could go to JM and visit with Irene or chanel, and you don't have to worry about whether your mileage will vary. Since You're definitely dealing with top notch providers.

**KsThirty4** · 02-07-26 18:43

Had a session with Judy and lets just say that I TOFT. Should have walked when Lisa was not available. Quick recap most activities were short and lack luster. Standard hr donation that I could not wait to leave my session. She did state she was new for what's that worth.

Service 2/5 - really inexperienced and no service oriented.

Body 2/5 - not much to say. I don't want shame anyone. Just not my preference. Very much a homebody / housewife looks.

Face 3/5 - Decent.

English was fine. Recap: Got what I needed but that's about it. I don't want to hurt anyone trying to earn some $ but would not recommend or will repeat.

**CSnow** · 02-07-26 16:17

Originally Posted by Gibs789 [View Original Post]

CSnow has written more reviews of Hailey than Shakespeare has sonnets. Chicks dig that kind of devotion. The Doggy Files does not have a clear "best in show" like the "Snow Report" has.

I am actually envious at StuntDriver's talent. He can say so much with so few words. Maybe he's the real Shakespeare of the group, LOL.

I want to keep her all to myself, but we all know how this game is played LOL. Even if it makes me feel like a dude pimping out his girlfriend or a pornstar husband working the video camera on the wife's shoots, LOL.

Sadly won't be able to play the rest of the month so there won't be a second season of my Hailey review miniseries LOL. Doesn't mean anything changed or her service got worse all of a sudden LOL. Like that could happen. She is the most consistent girl ever and has a talent to make every guy feel like her boyfriend for an hour. I have no illusions here LOL, just enjoying it while it lasts.

**CSnow** · 02-07-26 16:01

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Just wanted to say I worked really hard to prank CSnow and get into Hailey's pants before he could. Tried to pick her up at the airport, take her out, whole nine yards, She is true to her man and I have failed.

Can't win them all, enjoy brother! :-)

I thought we were friends, LOL! What happened to the.

Bro code LOL?

All good, my appointment is, of course, booked and confirmed, hahaha!

**Gibs789** · 02-07-26 15:36

Originally Posted by KrDoggy [View Original Post]

Just wanted to say I worked really hard to prank CSnow and get into Hailey's pants before he could. Tried to pick her up at the airport, take her out, whole nine yards, She is true to her man and I have failed.

Can't win them all, enjoy brother! :-)

CSnow has written more reviews of Hailey than Shakespeare has sonnets. Chicks dig that kind of devotion. The Doggy Files does not have a clear "best in show" like the "Snow Report" has.

**KrDoggy** · 02-07-26 14:54

Just wanted to say I worked really hard to prank CSnow and get into Hailey's pants before he could. Tried to pick her up at the airport, take her out, whole nine yards, She is true to her man and I have failed.

Can't win them all, enjoy brother! :-)

**MassageIsLife** · 02-07-26 14:49

Originally Posted by LukeVista [View Original Post]

Dropped by Tokyo this afternoon to meet the new girls. Didn't stay for massage.

Lisa opened the door for me. I knew right away it was Lisa from UtrHobbyist's description earlier. Spot on, she is a sexy little Viet bombshell with chiseled face features, great smile, and volumous hair. About 5'2" 105 lbs. Showed off her curves in a low cut top. Lovely accent indeed, and is not thick. I will definitely be coming back later this month to see her.

I was hoping to meet Cassie but she said she already left. Judy replaced her and today was her first day. Judy then came up and was introduced. She is taller than Lisa, maybe 5'4" - 5'5". Slender, less curvy, more on the cute and innocent looking side. Maybe mid-20's. She is like the opposite of Lisa who gives off more of a sexy sultry queen aura. Judy seems like a nice girl though.

I forgot to ask about rates, whether they're sticking with $$ for 1 hr or back to $$. 6. Can anyone confirm?

I paid $200 all in for an hour with Judy yesterday at Tokyo, she took it without any complaints and I got my full hour. No tipping issue with her.

**Gibs789** · 02-07-26 12:20

For those who thought the Big Deal for the men of Seattle on Sunday was going to be watching the Hawks avenge their 2015 loss to the Pats in the Super Bowl, think again!

Hailey returns to Blue Jade Spa tomorrow (Sunday) morning, so you'll have 7 one hour time slots before the game begins to work off your pre-game jitters, and some enterprising guy will also have a chance to spend halftime with Bed Buddy instead of Bad Bunny. Not to mention the post-game show.

All kidding aside, Hailey is returning tomorrow morning and staying for the rest of the month. She'll be joining Alex and Roxanne (with Mira departng). Super strong roster, and as close to a sure thing as you'll get. Enjoy!

**Member #7137** · 02-07-26 11:15

Originally Posted by CanaPunter [View Original Post]

There is younger MT

Used to be my go-to as they had younger, hot girls with L1 - but that suddenly stopped.

**CanaPunter** · 02-07-26 10:29

There is younger MT, but I got a grandma (mms?) which turned out to be not a bad thing. Massage was excellent, she hit all tense muscles and L1 was delivered expertly. What I did not appreciate is haggling though. I agreed to a $ thinking that will get me L2 but no, only L1 was on the table. The funny part is that mms herself did not expect to get a $ and was in disbelief when I handed the tip, and begged me to come back. Yeah, right LOL. If she handled the tipping smoothly I would have returned but hardcore haggling is too much of a turn off.

**Boob Noob 34** · 02-07-26 03:43

I wonder if it's the same Alex who worked up north in Shanghai a few months back.

Originally Posted by StuntDriver [View Original Post]

It's a long, cold, lonely winter in Seattle when Alex isn't around. She was a superstar in her maiden visit to Brisa a couple months ago, and now she's rocking worlds at sister spa Blue Jade in Burien. She's an all-natural young spinner with a cute giggle and elementary English. She's sweet enough to give you diabetes on your first visit. All the "standard" Blue Jade activities but delivered in an adorable package. No rush, no complaints, no snags. If you like tiny, sweet, cute, GFE vibes then you are going to love Alex.

Other girl Roxanne is getting plenty of chatter. I'm reading lots of positive comments about this "new" rising star. But if you were ever a fan of high-energy athletic PSE style table-shower queen Emma at Elsa Spa Federal Way then Roxanne may look VERY familiar to you. I never understand why well-known ATF level girls want to throw away all the brand equity with a name change. I asked her if I could "out" her and she agreed. So yeah. Roxanne is Emma.

Both girls are top shelf. They are on extreme opposite ends of the seductive energy scale. Alex softly purrs and coos. Roxanne / Emma devours you like a hurricane. I'm not big on duos, but I imagine this duo would be out of this world.

TL; dr: Blue Jade currently has two experienced ATF girls with juxtaposed styles both of which put the focus all on you. There is no wrong answer here this month.

Hobby safe!

**LukeVista** · 02-07-26 01:08

Dropped by Tokyo this afternoon to meet the new girls. Didn't stay for massage.

Lisa opened the door for me. I knew right away it was Lisa from UtrHobbyist's description earlier. Spot on, she is a sexy little Viet bombshell with chiseled face features, great smile, and volumous hair. About 5'2" 105 lbs. Showed off her curves in a low cut top. Lovely accent indeed, and is not thick. I will definitely be coming back later this month to see her.

I was hoping to meet Cassie but she said she already left. Judy replaced her and today was her first day. Judy then came up and was introduced. She is taller than Lisa, maybe 5'4" - 5'5". Slender, less curvy, more on the cute and innocent looking side. Maybe mid-20's. She is like the opposite of Lisa who gives off more of a sexy sultry queen aura. Judy seems like a nice girl though.

I forgot to ask about rates, whether they're sticking with $$ for 1 hr or back to $$. 6. Can anyone confirm?

**WhyNot96** · 02-06-26 19:44

Haven't been to JM in a minute so I texted mms about coming through today. Asked her who she recommended and she said Irene or Chanel so went with Irene as I've seen Chanel a few times already. Showed up on time to my appointment and had to wait 25 minutes which was a pain. Irene said she had someone squeezed in before me that she wasn't too happy about but is what it is.

Irene was definitely worth the wait. Dark skin, B size man mades, small bubble butt that plenty of meat, mysterious sexy face, lots of tats. Probably in her 30's.

Awesome TS with lots of camel sliding and BBBJ. Went to the room and got some more BBBJ, great DATY that squeezed my head, variety of positions, finished in the bag. She takes size no problem and actually had a magnum handy.

Finished it up with an amazing oil massage that almost put me to sleep. Thai girls really do know how to give the perfect massage. Hadn't gotten one that good since I saw Princess (also Thai) up at Kings Lynnwood 2+ years ago.

So besides having to wait which I hope was just a one time thing, would definitely see Irene again. Standard $$ and got the full hour. Said she'll be here all month and then go up North. Saw Chanel and Ely while I was there. Chanel looked great as ever and Ely was just okay looking. Big ass but okay face, little bit of a pouch, and would probably put her closer to the 40 year old range.

*this post is fictional and for entertainment purposes only.

**Barnie** · 02-06-26 16:25

Originally Posted by UtrHobbyist [View Original Post]

Messaged mms and asked to see Alex as I was in the area. She was busy so she scheduled for me to see Roxanne.

Arrived and buzzed in where I was first met by I believe Mira? Then I saw Alex and finally Roxanne all asking whom I was there to see and if I had appointment. I showed them I was there to see Roxanne and she grabbed my hand and led me to the back room with the circular hole thing in the door. Exchanged pleasantries as well as paperwork and she told me to lie down after getting undressed. I do just that and she returns with a rectangular plastic pan sort of thing with water and bubbles inside.

She says she is going to wash me. I'm a little confused as I just took a shower, teeth brushed, mouthwash and gum, cologne and deodorant.

The face: attractive with a rounder face and not as prominent features. Looks of GND but dolled up just how I like. Hair was up in a messy ponytail sort.

She told me greek on my next visit.