Massage Parlor Reports

**EverybodyLoves** · 02-04-26 14:54

Originally Posted by JokerAlways [View Original Post]

Awhile back I wrote about a professional masseuse off of 75 between Dayton and Cincinnati. Some of you went to see her and she mentioned that every guy that visited her were gentlemen and treated her good. A few of you sent me a PM to thank me.

With the bad weather and not many clients visiting her she is short of funds right now. She has some bills that she needs to take care of. Now that the weather is nicer maybe some of youwould likea good massage from a trained masseuse in the comfort of a clean quiet apartment from a nice personable lady.

She is a professional and will provide you an opportunity to relieve you pains and stress and relax you. She does provide massages to ladies too so if you have a lady in your life that you want to givea Valentines present too your lady would love the massage.

If you have her number send her a text she does not like to bother people. If you do not and you are a senior send me a PM.

PM her number please. Also sent you a message.

**SlamT** · 02-04-26 02:18

@CrazyEddy, @KirbyYork.

I get bored sometimes. Okay, a lot of times. And yeah, I am an engineer. One who's engineered his way into a lot of wet, willing mouths, p*ssies and a $$es!

Seriously though, I don't know why I decided to estimate the length of pipe laid down on opening day at "the deli". To quote George Carlin, "these are the thoughts that kept me out of the better schools. " And no, I am not updating the spreadsheet (although I do believe Kirby is right: the arrival rate and numbers reported served suggest I am underestimating opening day dicking by a factor of two or three). Maybe my numbers better represent a typical day at the AMP and not the fresh meat uptick at the start of a new month.

@GoodWill123.

Thank you, my man. I used to contribute regularly to another board using a very similar screenname. That one had a cryptic meaning. SlamT is merely a meaningless derivation matching the prior format. I spent less than five secs (probably under three) coming up with it. For the record, I think there are some great handles on the Cincy board, including yours which evokes a favorite movie. Or CrazyEddy which reminds me of a pitchman who made Billy Mays seem tame. Albeit with a different spelling of Eddie. Kinda fond of BigGusDickUs (55), too!

**SlamT** · 02-04-26 01:42

I bristle a bit at your foregoing her lat/long coordinates. But, assuming you've captured GPS (as in coordinates, not over-priced p*ssy), then I guess that'll be okay.

Originally Posted by Bdirect [View Original Post]

I am passing thru town, and looking for a massage palor that gives free happy endings, goes raw, and has natural double D and not over 25 yrs old (superstar looks), I want a 1 hour massages without her leaving the room. free table shower after gfe full service, give full name of the girl, location, address, copy of passport and telephone number, would help too.. I appreciate it.
(latitude/longitude not needed)

**Saari253** · 02-03-26 23:18

Those that had the joy of meeting CoCo will be sad to know she's gone. Anna has replaced her. The massage was very low effort. 3/10.

The CFS was probably one of the best covered I've experienced. I can't speak for her BJ skills as that's not my thing, I usually don't do well covered but it was solid AF. Would repeat but only for 30 minutes next time.

**MwWanderer1** · 02-03-26 20:52

This seems like a reasonable request. Do you want alimony afterwards as well?

Originally Posted by Bdirect [View Original Post]

I am passing thru town, and looking for a massage palor that gives free happy endings, goes raw, and has natural double D and not over 25 yrs old (superstar looks), I want a 1 hour massages without her leaving the room. free table shower after gfe full service, give full name of the girl, location, address, copy of passport and telephone number, would help too.. I appreciate it.
(latitude/longitude not needed)

**Bdirect** · 02-03-26 19:01

I am passing thru town, and looking for a massage palor that gives free happy endings, goes raw, and has natural double D and not over 25 yrs old (superstar looks), I want a 1 hour massages without her leaving the room. free table shower after gfe full service, give full name of the girl, location, address, copy of passport and telephone number, would help too.. I appreciate it.
(latitude/longitude not needed)

**MrMonger69** · 02-03-26 17:19

Originally Posted by CincyIrish11 [View Original Post]

Can you PM me the number? I'm in the area.

Give before asking. Tell us of some of your experiences mate.

**MrMonger69** · 02-03-26 15:26

Originally Posted by CincyIrish11 [View Original Post]

Can you PM me the number? I'm in the area.

Give before asking. Tell us of some of your experiences mate.

**Member #7128** · 02-03-26 11:30

Originally Posted by JokerAlways [View Original Post]

Awhile back I wrote about a professional masseuse off of 75 between Dayton and Cincinnati. Some of you went to see her and she mentioned that every guy that visited her were gentlemen and treated her good. A few of you sent me a PM to thank me.

With the bad weather and not many clients visiting her she is short of funds right now. She has some bills that she needs to take care of. Now that the weather is nicer maybe some of youwould likea good massage from a trained masseuse in the comfort of a clean quiet apartment from a nice personable lady.

She is a professional and will provide you an opportunity to relieve you pains and stress and relax you. She does provide massages to ladies too so if you have a lady in your life that you want to givea Valentines present too your lady would love the massage..

Can you PM me the number? I'm in the area.

**Member #7128** · 02-03-26 11:26

Originally Posted by JokerAlways [View Original Post]

Awhile back I wrote about a professional masseuse off of 75 between Dayton and Cincinnati. Some of you went to see her and she mentioned that every guy that visited her were gentlemen and treated her good. A few of you sent me a PM to thank me.

With the bad weather and not many clients visiting her she is short of funds right now. She has some bills that she needs to take care of. Now that the weather is nicer maybe some of youwould likea good massage from a trained masseuse in the comfort of a clean quiet apartment from a nice personable lady.

She is a professional and will provide you an opportunity to relieve you pains and stress and relax you. She does provide massages to ladies too so if you have a lady in your life that you want to givea Valentines present too your lady would love the massage.

If you have her number send her a text she does not like to bother people. If you do not and you are a senior send me a PM.

I'd like to see her, PM me mate.

**Joker Always** · 02-03-26 11:18

Awhile back I wrote about a professional masseuse off of 75 between Dayton and Cincinnati. Some of you went to see her and she mentioned that every guy that visited her were gentlemen and treated her good. A few of you sent me a PM to thank me.

With the bad weather and not many clients visiting her she is short of funds right now. She has some bills that she needs to take care of. Now that the weather is nicer maybe some of youwould likea good massage from a trained masseuse in the comfort of a clean quiet apartment from a nice personable lady.

She is a professional and will provide you an opportunity to relieve you pains and stress and relax you. She does provide massages to ladies too so if you have a lady in your life that you want to givea Valentines present too your lady would love the massage.

If you have her number send her a text she does not like to bother people. If you do not and you are a senior send me a PM.

**Cincy2015** · 02-03-26 10:31

I found that fiv seems to be non existent at AMPs. In my experience it's been a hard no at any AMP Iv been to. So does anyone know if any current places allow fiv?

**KirbyYork** · 02-03-26 06:19

Chloe, Faith and Monica are available. Very beautiful.

I've walked into Sakura and found 2-3 mongers waiting on a Tuesday afternoon. I've been there on a Saturday morning and the door bell won't stop chiming it's annoying song.

I've seen the comments about the "Deli counter" and "now serving signs" all of which can be true at times. I've walked out and went somewhere else!

I believe your numbers to be very low. Those numbers are more like half a day when it's busy, I think. 14 hour days for the girls. They're seeing more than 6 men. Those are Spring House numbers.

1/4 mile a day of dick?

Nahhhh. More like a 1 mile / day on busy days maybe more. In 30 days time, you could go to Dayton and back maybe.

Are you an engineer? What made you think of this?

Love the chart. Are you updating it daily?

Originally Posted by SlamT [View Original Post]

Feb 1 - opening day for new talent at Sakura. Thought I'd share a few conservative projections.

**GreenTea543** · 02-03-26 00:00

Originally Posted by MrMonger69 [View Original Post]

Are any of the February girls mature?

I went in and got Chloe. I would say she is MILF (honest guess of 35 y), but very good head game. Still a looker for parlor girl standards!

Will also say the place was quite busy even during what are normally quieter hours.

**MrMonger69** · 02-02-26 19:00

Originally Posted by CrazyEddy [View Original Post]

Now that's some stats to think about. LOL. Especially on very conservative numbers.

Almost a 1/4 mile of dick on day 1. LOL.

Is there a mileage bonus? Like airline miles?

Dude. How did you come up with these numbers? Classic!

Are any of the February girls mature?