Massage Parlor Reports

[Chogoisto]

If you want huge heavy hanging tits on a 5 ft chick, she has them. Big aerolas too.

Can't tell if they are fake. Seem real (if she were white or Latina, I would assume they are real.).

She fun and I like her, but they're definitely fake. I was able to get with her and Hailey this month based on prior reviews here and I'm glad I got them before they left.

[CSnow]

Normally I would not do a review of a girl on her last day, but the good news is that Hailey will be back somewhere in mid Feb.

Also I want to acknowledge this is CSnow's girl and we are all just borrowing her, he has put in the work. (also I said "incredible" and she repeated with delight and started using it all over the place, so good teaching). I think Hailey just counts on me for nutty ideas and surprises, and I try very hard to be creative with her, because she is always game for anything.

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No worries, Hailey and I have a very open marriage, LOL. I cheated on her 3 times this month. I don't want to know how many times she cheated on me, LOL.

Way to be creative dude. I don't have anywhere close to that amount of creativity, LOL. Loved your initial 9 1/2 weeks review. Maybe I should plagiarize you and bring her an outfit so she can reenact the 'You can leave your hat on' striptease. That was one of the most erotic movies ever, and if anyone can pull that off, it would be Hailey. I don't think there would be enough room, LOL. I better just stick to my frequent flyer status with her.

I remember talking to an English girl in an Australian brothel who told me 'I don't care how old you are or what you look like, as long as you are not boring'. Of course she immediately complemented me on being the most interesting guy of the day (no, I wasn't the first guy, LOL). Making it fun for these girls goes a long way.

I was going to say nobody puts as much energy into the session as Hailey does, but you my friend may have matched your amount of effort, LOL.

[CSnow]

Yeah Sindy loves to do it if she likes you, I had the same experience. Angela told me she charges because she can only do it once or twice a day without it affecting the rest of her work. She comes like a gusher too. In my experience very few girls squirt and they do not usually think of it as a service. Sometimes just happens.

Especially if it affects her ability to work.

Hope I can click better with those two girls eventually. 100% agree both Angela and Summer are some of hottest providers in the area. You don't need an EKG now my friend since you survived their duo successfully.

I don't know why I haven't repeated with Sindy yet. That one is another gem that I did click with. Too many beautiful girls, too little time and money LOL.

[KrDoggy]

Normally I would not do a review of a girl on her last day, but the good news is that Hailey will be back somewhere in mid Feb.

Also I want to acknowledge this is CSnow's girl and we are all just borrowing her, he has put in the work. (also I said "incredible" and she repeated with delight and started using it all over the place, so good teaching). I think Hailey just counts on me for nutty ideas and surprises, and I try very hard to be creative with her, because she is always game for anything.

So I showed up at Blue Jade just after opening with some goodies and Hailey was waiting. Same luscious girl as always. She is so heavily reviewed I will try not to repeat, but yes DFK started immediately and basically did not stop for an hour and a half. Kissing is just one of her things. We talked about my time in Thailand and she was interested in everything I learned there and absolutely loved the pic I showed her of a Hailey look-a-like I picked out a lineup of 18 girls. Also it turns out Hailey is good friends with Vivi and suggested I get a duo with them both. Good Lord, if Angela / Summer did not kill me Vivi / Hailey certainly would.

I asked to start out giving Hailey a massage and had her lay down on her stomach, she enjoyed me rubbing her back, arms, neck, and legs. I then lifted her pelvis a bit and just planted my face between her butt cheeks and gave her DATY and some DATO there. This seemed to be something new and she made lots of appreciative sounds, after a while I lifted her pelvis again and flipped on my back under her pussy and just ate from there, she loved this and being an orgasm machine I got a first pop in this position, with her grabbing my head, pinching me between her thighs, and grinding on me. She finally had to push me away as she quivered. I asked her to flip on her back with her head on the pillow.

It was cake time.

She asked for more of our food play from a prior visit so I bought a whole mango creme brulee cake with me for the team to share today. I brought a slice in the room with us, and I put a strawberry in Hailey's mouth and dabbed icing on each nipple and she grabbed a handful of cake and put it all over the places she wanted her pussy licked (everywhere), I went to work. Mouth, nipple, snatch, repeat. She kept applying cake as I would eat it up, several Os resulted. Just absolutely wonderful.

The rest of the session was just classic Hailey. Great slow standing mish, grinding CG with intense emotion, finally set up the Thai style prone with a pillow and nuru like oil, she loved it and so did I. Finished with K9 and mish. Off to the shower to clean up our complete mess, no rushing, I got there early and still got my whole original hour plus. Got to plant one kiss on Lulu, hope there is time for me to see her before she goes.

I said it before Hailey is perhaps the most consistently excellent provider the area has seen, joining the likes of Angela and Vivi.

Thanks baby, enjoy your break in LA and hurry back to all your star crossed lovers in this area.

[Ss8988]

Eva at Blue Jade has huge knockers but you have to hurry because tomorrow's her last day.

This did the trick for sure I appreciate the heads up.

[Extramax]

Saw and heard good reviews about Ella so I took the plunge! Ella did not disappoint!! I think she is very beautiful and hot. She reminded me of a Korean idol Lee Jiwoo. Sexy, cute and beautiful. She is so friendly too and she loves to DFK. Great GFE! First of all, I thought this place is higher price but she told me 200 total for one hour all inclusive. OHHH Nice. It is such a steal deal. She asked if I wanted a shower so I went to take a quick solo shower. Back to the room. Ella helped me dry off and we went straight to the game. We started to DFK like long lost couple for 5 minutes before moving into the table. I couldn't stop eating her tits they are just so beautiful and soft. I think they are natural but those are so big for her skinny body. She went down to give me a top notch BBBJ and I had to slow her down or I would blow in her mouth. DFK for a bit and we moved to 69 for next 5 minutes. I sucked and licked on her clit and tongue fucking her pussy. She was so responsive and sexy. She got so wet and came hard. She helped me put the bag on and we went standing mish. Goddamn this girl is just so beautiful. We fucked each other hard and tried different positions. She is very good at dirty talk and we came hard together in standing dog. Unloaded a good one week load in the bag. Amazing. I will def see her again!! She told me she travels around tho and this is her last week here.

[AznSensation1]

Has anyone been to Eurotouch in Lynnwood recently?

[AznSensation1]

Just got back from Portland for the holiday, stopped by Q msg to release some soreness from the long drive. Parking lot was empty, ring the doorbell holy sheesh a hot girl opened the door, asked for her name, it was Chloe she looks stunning like an asian bimbo in that tight black yoga pant with big tata (D maybe). She led me to a big rm, asked for Kelly she had no idea who that is, she called for angela. Angela, could this be same Angela from last time? Angela walked in, yep it's her with the voluptuous body. Dd and fat latina ass. It was a good surprise to see her, been wanting to pound that fat ass hard. We got straight to business with 69, while she's slurping / dt jr like a popsicle she said she has a new trick, was too busy daty her sweet kitty to hear her. She lubed up my finger and direct to her ass and shovel it all in (FIA), daty + FIA her kitty was getting wet. She got up she said ass boom boom okay, oh my she speaks greek now. Heck yea, had a blast with blue's ass last time, hand her an extra ben and rdy for the main course. Went through a few positions pounding her in standing k9, rcg, and mish, tried to hold the pop for the main course. She lubed up jr more and slowly shovel it in her ass, wow it was super tight, with more lube jr's head went in and the rest of it. Total different sensation than kitty, slowly pick up the pace and pound in her standing k9 she tighter her ass more,. Switch to mish with jr in her ass, she direct my hand to rub her kitty, gosh her kitty was rlly wet, couldn't resisted it went in to taste the kitty juice, pound her a little more in mish and finally pop in bag. Chloe came in fully nude to BBBJ jr a little and dfk, wow her body is amazing flat ab, firm ass, and yep D tata. After seeing Chole's body, need to see her before she leaves.

Disclaimer: this is a fictional story, YMMV. Happy hunting and stay safe fellas!

Holy shit. I did not know Angela will will take it in the ass.

[AznSensation1]

Repeated with Eva at Blue Jade. Decent BBBJ. No CIP this time.

If you want huge heavy hanging tits on a 5 ft chick, she has them. Big aerolas too.

Can't tell if they are fake. Seem real (if she were white or Latina, I would assume they are real.).

Has a tat to cover her C section.

Warning. She uses a lot of lube.

Constantly cleaning of anything saliva touches.

[KrDoggy]

Yeah Sindy loves to do it if she likes you, I had the same experience. Angela told me she charges because she can only do it once or twice a day without it affecting the rest of her work. She comes like a gusher too. In my experience very few girls squirt and they do not usually think of it as a service. Sometimes just happens.

You are the king of spontaneous duos, LOL. Thanks for another great review.

I didn't realize squirting is an extra charge. Is it just Angela or is it normal? I understand Greek and BBFS are typically extra of course. Squirting though? When I saw Sindy in Blue Jade back in November, she went off three times without me asking for it. I was all wet, the sheet was all wet. She never asked for extra money and it never even crossed my mind it's an extra cost service. I didn't ask for it, it just happened, LOL. Hope I didn't rip off Sindy.

[CSnow]

PSA first. 27th is her last day. She's leaving the state (at least for a bit). She promised she'd be back next month (second week of February, 7th-8th), but we all know how life works in unpredictable ways.

Having left so many reviews for her I'm finally starting to get repetitive. It's not a bad thing. We settled on what's perfect for us and we are not changing it now. No, LOL, we are not in a rut.

TD; DR. Beautiful girl, out of this world service. All 10's from me personally, but it's always YMMV.

Funnily enough, had a couple of nice friendly PMs saying they saw Hailey based on my recommendation and while they liked her a lot, they liked some other girl, E. G. Feya (Brisa) more. I get it, it's all cool. We all are looking for different things. There are many gorgeous service-oriented women around. We are lucky these days.

Why I enjoy Hailey so much: I love kissing. Nothing is more intimate for me. I love foreplay. Shower play, cat bath, other teasing, DATY, etc. Fucking is not just secondary, it's tertiary. Getting myself to pop is not the highlight of the sessions for me. I can always just stay home and rub one out. Feels just as good as far as the finish goes. Playing with the girl and getting there, that's the highlight for me. Nobody this year has been able to give this to me as much as Hailey does. Don't take me wrong, she does get me to pop explosively everything single time, LOL. (CFS only before someone asks, LOL).

If you still, to this day, LOL, think that Sadness by Enigma is one of the hottest videos ever, I don't know how there can be a better girl. No, Hailey doesn't look like the chick in the video. Equally gorgeous though IMHO. She totally makes me feel like that video does every time I watch it, LOL. Hot and steamy.

There you go, that's why I've seen her 8 times this month. I was a bit sad to hear she was leaving, but so happy to know she's coming back soon.

My other reviews of Hailey for reference. I skipped reviewing visit # 7 only because I had nothing much to add to all the wonderful things I had to say about that girl, and I had them close together with # 6.

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7482287

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7488540

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7492966

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7497930

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7500700

https://www.usasexguide.nl/forum/sho...=1#post7507442

[CSnow]

So headed to Q Massage to see two ATFs, Angela and Summer. Angela had been doing a remarkable job luring me back by sending dirty pictures and messages. I had to see her.
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You are the king of spontaneous duos, LOL. Thanks for another great review.

I didn't realize squirting is an extra charge. Is it just Angela or is it normal? I understand Greek and BBFS are typically extra of course. Squirting though? When I saw Sindy in Blue Jade back in November, she went off three times without me asking for it. I was all wet, the sheet was all wet. She never asked for extra money and it never even crossed my mind it's an extra cost service. I didn't ask for it, it just happened, LOL. Hope I didn't rip off Sindy.

[Saegen]

How far is to far out of the way? 1 mile?

Added an extra 40 min lutes or so to my trip, but it was worth it for Hailey.

[Saegen]

Made good on my last post and went to JM last Fri and saw Vivi. Got my first table shower after she brought me in and took the usual tip $$. We had nice banter, she's friendly and teased me for my very rlbasic Chinese ability. It's been cold lately and the table shower felt great with the warm water and a very sexy lady rubbing me down. She did a warm water mouth BBBJ that was novel but ultimately didn't really feel better than the regular thing (but BJs are not my thing so meh). Went back to the room and got to business quick after a short tease laying down. Vivi is super sexy, has a nice body that isn't too skinny. Unfortunately the FS was not the best, felt very loose and made me struggle to finish.

Still enjoyed the visit overall and might go back as it's not as far as other locations for me. But damn I'm still thinking about Hailey, will probably see her again at some point.

[KrDoggy]

So headed to Q Massage to see two ATFs, Angela and Summer. Angela had been doing a remarkable job luring me back by sending dirty pictures and messages. I had to see her.

I brought coffee and pasties for the girls and both looked luscious as always, Angela is simply a goddess. What isn't mentioned enough is how sweet she is, she knew I was on a mission to get her off and she signed up and not just to fake it.

It takes a special kind of dipshit to screw up being with two of the sexiest girls in the whole history of the area, but I am here for you all. From the very start I was overexcited with Angela, just the night before while exhausted by my travel I was fine with Nana and Cici, but today Angela has to actually stop me and use her phone to tell me to calm down just go slow with her pussy. I started out ok, having her lay down on her stomach and I gave her a massage, which she enjoyed. Then I started eating that incredible ass and snatch. We (too quickly) went through a variety of positions, and I don't think I ever gave her time to build up and get ready to orgasm. Sweet girl really likes me and wants to give me what I want, but I am such a fucking spaz I am not helping. As I realize I am failing with my ATF I can't finish either.

Time to call in the relief pitcher (or catcher) and that is Summer, Angela shouts in Chinese and Summer comes in and dutifully strips down and starts to give me her A+ BBBJ. I started to get her to move to 69 so I can taste her sweet pussy I know well and Angela declared that off limits, she said "only my pussy! Well ok. That is hardly a hardship.

Summer mounted me in ACG and moaned, and Angela sat on my face and started to get herself off. Talk about overload. Angela squirted all over my face and upper body. Now I felt bad, Angela can only do this once or twice a day and its an upcharge. I hate to impact the rest of her day with the first session.

Summer knows me so well, she moved to RCG then we went to doggy, with Angela kissing me, holy fuck! Finally finished in mish, still doing DFK with Angela. Overall a super hot time but not my best effort.

When the girl feels the need to complement your "performance" afterwards you know you suck. LOL.

Angela and Summer you are both sweethearts, thanks for treating the retard with kid gloves.