Massage Parlor Reports

[Verbatim48]

This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

Given that most of the city was shutdown yesterday due to Snowmageddon, I would imagine they were extremely slow and desperate for customers. Sounds like you hit the jackpot there with the added time and extra enthusiasm. I am sure it will be business as usual next time I go.

[Verbatim48]

This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

I would imagine they were extremely slow yesterday with the weather and you lucked out, hence the extra time and enthusiasm.

[GoodNPlentee]

This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

Shower was great with a lot of teasing. Decent rub and she got naked and was body gliding my back and that tongue on my neck and my ear. I am recovering from a nasty procedure requiring medication that stunts your manhood and I shared that with her, she said we have all day baby you are the first person to come. I will take my time. That she did with a full on GFE like not other at a spa in my 30+ years of mongering. I never and do mean never put tongue to twat at one of these places but today was taco Tuesday all you can eat and I will say that's a bad ass taco. She was BBBJ while I was at El Nopal! She was loosing her crap and finally slid down from my face quickly and let loose on my chest, I thought to myself this old timer still has it.

She then climbed on to what I thought was BB but I was sooo caught up and not thinking I didn't care! After another O she said Doggy and I responded with a cartwheel behind her, that when I noticed the extra thing sock she somehow put on without me knowing it. Off to the races until my smart watch started vibrating, saying you better slow down or die so I let it go in the bag. I paid for 30 min and had to have been there 90. She the. Wanted to lay and have small talk about what I do for a living and where she is from. I'm telling you fellas she is built like a brick poop house, 5'4 c cups that look fake but feel real, nips for days and that tater is like no other.

Run Forest Run!

Oh be sure and report back and thank me for the post 👊127995;.

Disclaimer! Excuse the spelling and punctuation as I am voice typing this while driving in the snow on my way home!!

Way to go Jester 502.

Your post is. Was very entertaining. Not doubting you for 1 second, just enjoyed reading your amusing review.

[Jester502]

This will be short and to the point. Run don't walk, rent a snowmobile, 4 x4 uber whatever it takes.

Shower was great with a lot of teasing. Decent rub and she got naked and was body gliding my back and that tongue on my neck and my ear. I am recovering from a nasty procedure requiring medication that stunts your manhood and I shared that with her, she said we have all day baby you are the first person to come. I will take my time. That she did with a full on GFE like not other at a spa in my 30+ years of mongering. I never and do mean never put tongue to twat at one of these places but today was taco Tuesday all you can eat and I will say that's a bad ass taco. She was BBBJ while I was at El Nopal! She was loosing her crap and finally slid down from my face quickly and let loose on my chest, I thought to myself this old timer still has it.

She then climbed on to what I thought was BB but I was sooo caught up and not thinking I didn't care! After another O she said Doggy and I responded with a cartwheel behind her, that when I noticed the extra thing sock she somehow put on without me knowing it. Off to the races until my smart watch started vibrating, saying you better slow down or die so I let it go in the bag. I paid for 30 min and had to have been there 90. She the. Wanted to lay and have small talk about what I do for a living and where she is from. I'm telling you fellas she is built like a brick poop house, 5'4 c cups that look fake but feel real, nips for days and that tater is like no other.

Run Forest Run!

Oh be sure and report back and thank me for the post 👊127995;.

Disclaimer! Excuse the spelling and punctuation as I am voice typing this while driving in the snow on my way home!!

[JimBraddock]

I was highly disappointed as well. I think some of the glowing reviews we see on here for Corydon are very exaggerated, if not just straight up false. Exaggerated reviews do not help any of us. We are supposed to be helping each other out. My experience there was the first time I had been to an AMP in probably 15 years or more. All it did was reiterate why I stopped going to them.

I can only assume you mean my review. Every single bit of it was accurate. I'm sorry you had a bad experience, but it's no reason to call my honesty into question. I likewise had a 100% opposite experience with CK at Suns than joethighsman did, but would never accuse him of exaggerating. It's YMMV and just how things go.

I know you think it's impossible but I, and others here, have gotten fully nude and BBBJCIM at multiple parlors- never swallow in my experience, but taking the whole load and spitting.

I'd suggest trying what I do, rather than asking about clothes just start pulling them off and start sucking nipples. When they come to the head to start with the head massage I get handsy, then stretch up and pull up the shirt and get some nipple action in. 60% of the time this leads to the "skip massage?" question and then at some places you negotiate at others the naked fun begins immediately unless you want FS.

Anyways, best of luck.

[IndyLifer]

Recently braved the cold for some fun. Haven't been in awhile, haven't read much about it so rolled the dice. Pulled a 40 why / o cute tall June in blue dress. B cups, decent behind.

Seemed playful enough. TS was thorough but kinda meh. Massage was below average. Fun was also below average. Not awful, but clearly felt phoned in and out of it.

By no means an awful experience, just not worth repeating.

[JoeThighsMan]

Is Jessica back? CK still there? Thanks.

[LouRepNZ8]

I think it's a combination of being blind when it comes to her, and maybe a tad bit scared to cross her by getting rid of her. He had zero hesitation when he got rid of Patti, because she was very passive and non-confrontational. Sunny is vindictive as hell. I think he knows she is bad for business but does not have the balls to get rid of her and get some decent girls in there.

I hate that, it used to be such a great place to go!

DJ seems like a smart dude, but he's blind when it comes to sunny. She sucks and is 100% the reason Churchill loses both girls and customers. They need to get some skinny women back. All the good ones sunny has run off and now they just have heavy women. 1-2 skinny women could quadruple his income in a week.

[LouRepNZ8]

I was highly disappointed as well. I think some of the glowing reviews we see on here for Corydon are very exaggerated, if not just straight up false. Exaggerated reviews do not help any of us. We are supposed to be helping each other out. My experience there was the first time I had been to an AMP in probably 15 years or more. All it did was reiterate why I stopped going to them.

Went to Coryden for a massage. Not happy.

She was cute and getting by on that for a long time. She was nice but WTF kind of massage was that?

Total crap. Just a get by rub.

Then the flip. Dropped 2 at at for a HJ / NCBJ.

My D looks like it was ran through a wood chipper!

I mean come! Lazy shit service.

Good luck out there.

[Enderw12]

Went to Coryden for a massage. Not happy.

She was cute and getting by on that for a long time. She was nice but WTF kind of massage was that?

Total crap. Just a get by rub.

Then the flip. Dropped 2 at at for a HJ / NCBJ.

My D looks like it was ran through a wood chipper!

I mean come! Lazy shit service.

Good luck out there.

[MarkAmp]

Just drove past IB in New Albany. Looked to be up and running with the open sign on.

[BigPhish2]

Curious if anyone's had any recent luck at any of the three spas in Fern Creek on Bardstown Rd (not including So-ho). PM if needed. Thanks!

[JMartin36]

Visited A Spring Spa again. I can't get enough of this spa. Julie was my AMT. She is effortlessly and articulate with everything she does. With sexy curves, a big butt, perfect DDs and more sweetness. Particular mention should be made of her attractive physique, patient attentiveness, and professional massage skills. Highly recommend giving her a visit. I promise you won't be disappointed.

[NGL202]

She is no longer in the game. Last I saw her, she was at Waffle House on Westport Rd, but she is no longer there. She lost her 12 year old Son a few years ago to a tragic accident and has had a rough time of it (understandably). I tried to talk her into going independent, but she never did. She alone could put Churchill out of business. DJ should bring her back and get rid of Sunny. Their business would dramatically increase if he had the guts to do it. I am not sure he realizes how many clients he lost because of Sunny.

Part of me thinks he is a little scared to get rid of Sunny. She can be vindictive.

DJ seems like a smart dude, but he's blind when it comes to sunny. She sucks and is 100% the reason Churchill loses both girls and customers. They need to get some skinny women back. All the good ones sunny has run off and now they just have heavy women. 1-2 skinny women could quadruple his income in a week.

[LouRepNZ8]

She is no longer in the game. Last I saw her, she was at Waffle House on Westport Rd, but she is no longer there. She lost her 12 year old Son a few years ago to a tragic accident and has had a rough time of it (understandably). I tried to talk her into going independent, but she never did. She alone could put Churchill out of business. DJ should bring her back and get rid of Sunny. Their business would dramatically increase if he had the guts to do it. I am not sure he realizes how many clients he lost because of Sunny.

Part of me thinks he is a little scared to get rid of Sunny. She can be vindictive.

Has anyone seen or heard from Patti that use to work at Churchill she was a blast and would like to see her again if anyone has any info.