Massage Parlor Reports

[JamesTChicago]

Walked in. Didn't call ahead, not that it would have mattered. Asian woman answered the door per always and I asked for a Latina, so she went and got on. WOOF. Saved by my wife. I got a text and I hurriedly said it was an emergency and I had to go. The emergency was not real, but she may be used to people bailing on her, since she said I could see someone else. Didn't accept the offer because I didn't want to make her fell bad.

Disgusting woman, small b tits that were saggy over her big saggy stomach with clothes that didn't fit. Looked like worn out clothes, horrible face. Truly a nightmare.

Did not catch a name, but you'll know.

[LessNaruto]

Hey, any reports on the Asian girl that has been at ya spa for a while? Location is close by and wanted to check her out. Salome and Ariana aren't there and not feeling Maggie.

[Ambitious859]

Got a text from one of my favorites that she is back. Couldn't be more happier to see her. I've known about this spa for a few years now and it's clean with nice big rooms.

I got there around 10:30 pm and was greeted by Yuanyuan. Very nice with friendly smile. She leads me to the room and collects HF. I waited for about 5 minutes and in comes my Linda. It had been 2 months since I last saw her. My eyes lit up just seeing her with her great smile. Our lips locked up for a great DFK and nice big hug. She immediately grabs Junior and rubs it against her kitty. Junior gets hard right away. We both lay down on massage table to keep kissing and sucking each other. My Linda is so passionate. I enjoy making her feel good and relaxed. I go down on her and begin nice DATY and she enjoys. I taste her pussy juice and keep thrusting my tongue inside her and she begins to shake. I keep doing it until she pushes my head towards her kitty and commands me to keep going. Soon she climaxes and my face is covered with my Lindas love juice.

As she rest to catch her breath, I whisper to her, "do you want Junior inside you". Without hesitation she BBBJ's me, put's the raincoat on I start pounding her in classic MISH. We DFK while she takes Junior inside her. It felt good. I enjoy her moaning again. I turn her over for doggy and pound her hard. I climax and deposit in the raincoat. We cuddle and I tell her again how happy I am that she and her other Angels are back.

She said new girls will be coming every 2 to 3 weeks and she will make sure the standard of service is consistent to any future Angels who will work there. She also told me some of the Angels from before maybe coming back.

[FellowMonger]

Checked out Ya spa today after they told me they got a new Latina in Maggie. She's not as good as Salome or Ariana looks wise imo but she does have a fat ass. $160 for CBJ and CFS. Would repeat.

[Gagnely476]

I don't know if the previous post is from an actual client or PPS. I stopped by here after getting ghosted by Purple Rain spa. Stopped by here because it's close to home. I saw Kiki. Nice slender spinner type build. All the pps spots on the northside have older providers. Kiki was probably mid 40's but still good looking. Got an ok massage and FS for $160. In and out about 50 minutes.

What's going on with the site? Some weird loading issues.

I thought Chicago spa on west diversey was good.

When I stopped by, my girl was easily under 30 and also good looking. Subjective I suppose unless you directly ask them LOL. Hard to tell at times. Perky body and perky titts / ass.

My paid house was for 60 min and I got all of that. Standard service but the massage itself was engaging. Good sucking and fucking.

[Englee]

My provider went by Jennifer around 5'-5'2 would be my guess. In good shape. Most likely 100 lbs. Doll'd up but nothing caked on. Pretty.

The one hour at Chicago Massage (west diversey) was money well spent. Jennifer honestly let me decide what I wanted without pressuring or upselling. Understood her task and delivered with no complaints from the first minute and towards the end of the hour.

No making out but kept things very intimate and close up / personal. Jerked my junior early on as a tease while massaging other areas. Nice, smooth, and sensual.

In the last couple minutes or so though was a bit more wild. Simply perfect. Girl tied her hair back, let loose, and gulped all of the junior till I made the mess.

Just echoing some of the good reports.

I don't know if the previous post is from an actual client or PPS. I stopped by here after getting ghosted by Purple Rain spa. Stopped by here because it's close to home. I saw Kiki. Nice slender spinner type build. All the pps spots on the northside have older providers. Kiki was probably mid 40's but still good looking. Got an ok massage and FS for $160. In and out about 50 minutes.

[DWaits]

Yes, some of the postings in these forums sound like advertisements instead of reviews or reports.

Keep reporting them and A2 will drop a Troll listing under their name. You can also block them. I know who they are now and the only reason I don't block them is that I know the PPS spots can be cheap for the budget minded experience. Since he moves his shops around, I figure I can learn which ones are currently open. The most annoying thing is that he posts outside the massage thread. AI can write but not read. I always report to A2 when that happens.

[TittyMaster]

Set Gmaps for w Fullerton to Lunar Body Work. Got there within minutes.

Got to the front desk and the lady there told me to just wait a moment.

I was then pulled to the side to meet my provider, Susan. She chatted with me a bit and touched my arm that made my hairs stick up. The private rooms looked extremely crisp and clean. No funky odors. Just a soothing and relaxing environment. But right away she worked between the vertebrae of my neck. Susan commented on how I have deep knots in my neck. She asked for permission to go deep and I told her to do her thing. Man I felt and heard all kinds of cracks, and then all of a sudden my neck felt lighter. She mentioned how I should correct my posture especially when I'm on my PC. That alone impressed me so much and I thanked her. At some point when we were nearing the end she heavily hinted at a BJ when I was supine. I was like oh shit yeah lets do it but with a condom. Susan stayed calm and helped me with getting the condom on. She started the CBJ with licking from the balls, up the shaft, and wrapped her warm and moist lips around the head of my cock. Then I felt her warm left hand underneath the balls and the right hand on the shaft. I have never received foreplay like that before and it was very amazing. Obviously she has her technique down and she got me good within a few minutes.

What a gem of a visit. Still thinking about Susan even when I got home.

[FingerTight]

So many posts recently that look like they were written by ChatGPT or written in another language and run thru a translation app.

Yes, some of the postings in these forums sound like advertisements instead of reviews or reports.

[HappyGardener]

Guys, I'm just putting this here as a PSA I learned the hard way. BUT, there is an STD no one talks about ever and it's Molluscum Contagiosum. You can easily get it skin to skin. Very common in children so if you have kids blame the kid, LOL. But in adults it is through sex also, and can be other touch. The problem is that you can't easily tell they have it because they are like little water bumps or skin colored pimples. The look normal. Very infectious virus. Anyway, most don't talk about it because your body can clear it in 6-12 mos. But Good luck explaining it in meantime especially if you in turn pass it to wifey. And yes, you can get it anywhere on your body or face. Derm doc can freeze flash it or give you creams to help it go faster. They can cut it too.

Anyway, I knew nothing of this and I was like WTF no one talks about it because I know I've seen these bumps on girls and I myself had this in my past and didn't know it. I thought it was a mole bump and went to derm and he cut it out to check and told me what it was. God damn it another thing we need to worry about in what is supposed to be the fun hobby.

I had a case of this 20 years ago after a trip to Hong Kong. I thought it was genital warts and was pretty freaked out. I went to a Dr that specialized in STD treatment and he reassured me that they weren't. Said I probably picked up in a sauna, on a massage table, or skin to skin. He burned them off. Took a couple of visits.

[HappyGardener]

Lots of shill posts recently. Look for places mentioned repeatedly by reputable accounts. And look for the telltale language and posting history if you're spidey sense goes off.

So many posts recently that look like they were written by ChatGPT or written in another language and run thru a translation app.

[Blue Myself]

My provider went by Jennifer around 5'-5'2 would be my guess. In good shape. Most likely 100 lbs. Doll'd up but nothing caked on. Pretty.

The one hour at Chicago Massage (west diversey) was money well spent. Jennifer honestly let me decide what I wanted without pressuring or upselling. Understood her task and delivered with no complaints from the first minute and towards the end of the hour.

No making out but kept things very intimate and close up / personal. Jerked my junior early on as a tease while massaging other areas. Nice, smooth, and sensual.

In the last couple minutes or so though was a bit more wild. Simply perfect. Girl tied her hair back, let loose, and gulped all of the junior till I made the mess.

Just echoing some of the good reports.

[RileySums]

Stopped by Wednesday afternoon after a gym session since I was already in the area and the cold weather wasn't helping. Waited by the door for a couple minutes before a familiar face from the old Belmont spa days opened up. She was genuinely surprised to see me we caught up briefly and laughed, which set a good tone.

She introduced a petite girl named Coco short hair, cute, nice build. Paid for an hour session and headed to the room. Skipped the table shower since I had just come from the gym. On the way back, I noticed a short, slim-thick Latina with a pretty face walking out of another room. She smiled as she passed by definitely caught my attention.

The massage itself was okay. She used a lot of walking-on-the-back techniques and only spent about 20 minutes on massage before flipping me over. The rest of the session felt rushed and mechanical Bbj rather than relaxed. I had to ask her to slow down a bit.

Wrapped up, grabbed a wet towel and water on the way out. Gave the mamasan a hug and told her it was nice seeing her again.

Overall:

Massage was firm but average. Session felt rushed toward the end. Would consider returning, mostly to try the Latina I saw didn't catch her name, but she stood out.

Stay warm, stay safe, fellas. Total damage massage $60 F2 $100.

Thanks for the report. I thought Western spa was strictly L1 with an 40 ish year old Asian MILF. Did they have a revamp? I'm referring to the western spa on xx16 and western av.

[Nowhere500]

So, I'm searching for the best place around where young talent is appreciated for their passion and dedication, rather than girls who are solely interested in getting paid.

Maybe try Tinder?

[Bhar35]

All gas no breaks. Mary at Lunar Body Work spa was all action, little talking, but great moaning.

Mary's tummy was yummy. Got a little taste. Mid 20-25 and had an abundance of stamina.

Like imagine sexy but with an ADHD approach. She could not sit still. Did so many things in such a short amount of time of 60 minutes.

Every hand rub, titt rub, foot rub, mouth rub, pussy rub, it was just a dopamine hit after dopamine hit.

Alotta go, but still she did well on not making me feel like she was was getting me to rush out. Didn't speak a whole lot of English, but it added to her attractiveness.

Overall a good GFE and all things rub experience. Total babe that knew her shit. I'll be back to check them out on west fullerton.