Strip Club Reports

[BleedTheFreak]

Well what clubs do you suggest going to? I'll be traveling tomorrow and could use some suggestions. I would appreciate any help you could provide.

Red garter is fun. Usually has a lot of different girls there. Cover charge on weekends and busy times. Some stick shifting and roaming. Some takeout available if you spend the time to get to know them. Don't expect too much at the club. Fun to watch and bs with some hotties. Upstairs for more private dances. Still on camera and probably not going to go too far with anything at club.

[FlRico]

Well what clubs do you suggest going to? I'll be traveling tomorrow and could use some suggestions. I would appreciate any help you could provide.

I am very familiar with all three clubs in kw. I don't care for teasers that much. The girls are way more pushy. Plus the regulars room for dances is open for everyone to see. You have to pay the 15 fee if you want more privacy yes stilll has a camera on you like all the clubs down there. I find an average of 25 percent of the girls will do takeout but it will cost you. Usually 4. You have to understand that these girls make a shitload of mo why from drunk tourists. They don't have to go the extra mile to make that money.

[BleedTheFreak]

I'm hoping someone might still be watching this sub. Does anyone know Koyotee from Teasers in KW? She's the blonde headliner with all the tats that was managing the club for a couple years. She's back on the stage and I'm wondering if she works outside of the club for fun. Any info would be appreciated.

I am very familiar with all three clubs in kw. I don't care for teasers that much. The girls are way more pushy. Plus the regulars room for dances is open for everyone to see. You have to pay the 15 fee if you want more privacy yes stilll has a camera on you like all the clubs down there. I find an average of 25 percent of the girls will do takeout but it will cost you. Usually 4. You have to understand that these girls make a shitload of mo why from drunk tourists. They don't have to go the extra mile to make that money.

[CatMan650]

I'm hoping someone might still be watching this sub. Does anyone know Koyotee from Teasers in KW? She's the blonde headliner with all the tats that was managing the club for a couple years. She's back on the stage and I'm wondering if she works outside of the club for fun. Any info would be appreciated.

[Burner99]

So I went to bare assets the other week. I have had some good times here in the past. First I noticed the club changed their name. Lots of girls. I think it was the first night open as new club. I counted 4 guys working the door and watching the girls. A bit much. Saw a familiar girl I had fun with before. We did a couple dances in the back. Not as good as the last time. I hung out and threw ones at the girls and had a couple drinks. They were using a lawn rake to get the ones of the stage. I never saw this method and I go to a lot of clubs. Made a really loud annoying sound. It felt very alkward. I like calm fun clubs. I did not partake in any other dances there. I'm not sure if anyone else will read this. Keys seems dead on this site.

[BleedTheFreak]

Hit the clubs last week. Bare assets is usually my go to place. This time a thumbs down. Two aggressive Hispanic girls all over me. They would not leave me alone. I took one for a dance. Outtake was offfered as well as $400 VIP room. I passed and got out of there. A lot of Hispanic chics there. Went to my other go to place red garter. Saw some old friends and had a good time. I have been avoiding teasers last couple of times. Girls very pushy.

[Spooner Strum]

Just heard that Woody's in Islamorada is closing at the end of this month. (June.).

Something to do with their license not being transferable and the owner wanting to sell the building.

It wasn't a great Strip Club, but it was the best one in the County.

Probably going to become a sandal outlet.

[SlimJack]

Just heard that Woody's in Islamorada is closing at the end of this month. (June.).

Something to do with their license not being transferable and the owner wanting to sell the building.

It wasn't a great Strip Club, but it was the best one in the County.

[HeywoodDJ]

These girls are all foreigners who only want to separate you from your money and will say anything to get it.

Go to Tootsies in Miami. Anyone who pays 350 is asking to get ripped off. Read the reviews of he scrub club (now known as the entertainment club) by scrolling down. I know a couple of girls who worked there and the only thing you get is ti jack yourself off.

Much appreciated. I've been to Tootsies and a snagged an absolute dime of a Cubana from upstairs on my first time. Yeah Key West seems like a gamble, if I'm going I want action I'd be salty if I leave empty handed.

[Louielouie]

Considering a cheap flight in from Atlanta to Key West. I went once and loved the convenience, relaxed mood of the strip clubs near each other with nearby airbnbs.

Any of the clubs reliable to get #'s or OTC to bring a girl back to my airbnb?

Says $350 for 30 minutes. Is it just dances or is the girl going to upset for BJ or FS?

These girls are all foreigners who only want to separate you from your money and will say anything to get it.

Go to Tootsies in Miami. Anyone who pays 350 is asking to get ripped off. Read the reviews of he scrub club (now known as the entertainment club) by scrolling down. I know a couple of girls who worked there and the only thing you get is ti jack yourself off.

[ForestGreen213]

Says $350 for 30 minutes. Is it just dances or is the girl going to upset for BJ or FS?

[HeywoodDJ]

Considering a cheap flight in from Atlanta to Key West. I went once and loved the convenience, relaxed mood of the strip clubs near each other with nearby airbnbs.

Any of the clubs reliable to get #'s or OTC to bring a girl back to my airbnb?

[OrdinaryJohn]

This is my main hangout when I am there. It is hit or miss with the girls. Some are more friendly then others. Tip the door guy. He watches the cameras.

Went to Bare Assets. Made the mistake of pregaming with a few drinks beforehand so I was a lot more loose with my cash than I should have been. However, I had fun.

Two girls jumped me before I even got my first drink! Guess they spotted the tourist LOL. They were pretty aggressive, wanting me in the Champagne Room before I had taken my first drink. Ended up getting a dance from both of them. Pretty hot I will admit.

After that, they kept on after me. One of them finally gave up, the other kept on. The alcohol was flowing so yep she was finally successful. She wasn't as friendly in private as I was hoping but it was still fun. Latina with absolutely smoking body.

Spent the next hour tipping girls on the stage and chatting with another dancer. She was very nice and not pushy at all. I got a dance from her and then she sat at the bar with me for a while. Actually ended up getting another dance from her before she left.

Last girl I got a dance from (by now I was pretty drunk so spending money wasn't an issue LOL) was pretty forward. I got two dances from her and she was by far the most "friendly". Lots of stick-shifting and biting my ear, showing her pussy etc. Spoke very little english. Told me at the end of the dance she would come to my hotel for 400. I gave her my number and she even dialed my phone to verify. She left and I left soon after. Never heard from her and she didn't return my texts or calls. Probably for the best-- I had already spent waaay more than I had planned.

Most of the girls there were latina, very curvy which is my preference. Wish I could go back soon but probably good to let the wallet recover!

[Burner99]

Probably heading to Bare Assets tonight unless I hear a better option.

This is my main hangout when I am there. It is hit or miss with the girls. Some are more friendly then others. Tip the door guy. He watches the cameras.

[OrdinaryJohn]

Probably heading to Bare Assets tonight unless I hear a better option.