Massage Parlor Reports

[Paradigm71]

Over 120 k "views" of my map, granted that is every time someone opens or refreshes the page but still.

I just made a few updates, added the new ones in Marysville and some name changes or reclassifications.

https://www.google.com/maps/d/edit?m...sQ&usp=sharing

I mostly use my own experiences along with reports I see here and a few DMs to make my classifications, which I base on how I believe the level of service the general public is likely to receive during their visit. If I classified a shop as "HE" then I would expect anyone that visits to get that service at a minimum. I acknowledge that YMMV and with repeated visits and developing a relationship with a provider may net you a little more. I welcome conversation regarding the classifications, business names, locations, or other details that may be beneficial to include. As always, if you see a place that is not on my map yet let me know so I can check it out and add it.

Thanks to everyone that contributes public reports which help with my map. I would love to expand my map to other cities like Cleveland and Cincinnati but I do not live in those and just do not have the resources to obtain the personal intel that went into my current map.

[HornySenior]

Anybody been to Lavender Cozy Spa I Reynoldsburg lately? Last report from July.

[Paradigm71]

I see some non licensed people use the term body rub or rub, instead of massage.

Yep, in states with laws against performing a massage for money without being licensed they try to skirt the law by calling it something other than massage. Nut the laws clearly define what a massage is so even a "body rub" would be considered a massage in the eyes of the law.

[Paradigm71]

If mongers would post better details about a spa name and location, would make it a lot easier to figure out what location is being discussed. Just a street address would be fine for me. I can figure it out from there.

Unfortunately, that is how some confusion has been created. People posting about an AAMP type location with FS and referring to it by the street, Billingsley, which also has an actual Massage Parlor on the same street just a few buildings down.

[Member #7092]

I agree for the most part. A "Massage Parlor" should be an actual business with a physical location advertised and accessible to the general public without having to jump through any hoops to get the address. They also have publicly advertised and defined business hours. I should be able to just show up and get a massage, providing they are not busy. I think this definition should very clearly define the difference between massage parlor or not. Typically, a Massage Parlor would also have multiple providers available at the same location. I only list (Asian) Massage Parlors on my map.

I do not think reviews should be regularly cross-posted, the moderators have enough to do without us doubling up post.

If mongers would post better details about a spa name and location, would make it a lot easier to figure out what location is being discussed. Just a street address would be fine for me. I can figure it out from there.

[Member #7092]

Just so you all are aware. In the state of Ohio anyone can give a massage as a service and be paid for it without being a Licensed Massage Therapist as long as they do not claim to be a therapist or that their service is therapy or for any health benefits. I see so many refer to their providers here as "therapists" when 99% of them are not licensed by the State Medical Board as required to be called a therapist. Many refer to this as a "loophole" in the law that allows for what is called a "relaxing" massage. In some states, like New York, all massage providers must be licensed therapists regardless of where in the State they are providing the service, unless it is given completely free of charge.

Believe me, I am very well versed in Ohio massage laws as well as local city laws regarding these businesses.

I see some non licensed people use the term body rub or rub, instead of massage.

[BobRossX]

This was the funniest yet true comment I have read here for some time. LOL.

Definitely. Kay is a fucking weirdo with a shit personality.

Her only redeeming qualities are that she's affordable, on time, and generally available.

She's been in the game a looonnng time.

[KtmBoy]

Any info on her. Found her add on Rub Rankings and says she has a milking table which sound interesting.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...nce-27385.html#listing_tab.

Look what I started! LOL.

[HornySenior]

I agree for the most part. A "Massage Parlor" should be an actual business with a physical location advertised and accessible to the general public without having to jump through any hoops to get the address. They also have publicly advertised and defined business hours. I should be able to just show up and get a massage, providing they are not busy. I think this definition should very clearly define the difference between massage parlor or not. Typically, a Massage Parlor would also have multiple providers available at the same location. I only list (Asian) Massage Parlors on my map.

I do not think reviews should be regularly cross-posted, the moderators have enough to do without us doubling up post.

Personally, I read all new posts regardless of the heading. I don't think I'm confused as to the services.

[OhioPolock]

This was the funniest yet true comment I have read here for some time. LOL.

Agreed x2. She looks nothing like the pics she posts. She is solid thick with a reserved attitude. She may moan here and there but it will not get you excited. I had to close my eyes and think of her when she was 30 lbs lighter. $100 at most, not $200.

[Paradigm71]

My two cents, which is worthless because they don't even make pennies anymore. LOL.

This thread, titled Massage Parlor Reports, should have discussions of "parlors"; by my definition, these are places that are accessible to the public, as in a building or shop that you can drive by, and see the entrance. Basically all AMPs and legit spas count. I don't count people's houses / private residences (like Kay) UNLESS it's an AAMP. Yeah, the MTs usually live in the AAMP, but in my mind, it's different than Kay or a CL person who is just inviting you to their home / apt. They are very different experiences.

As for the "Massage" part of these thread title, yes, the places should give massages or at least allude to that as a service they provide. HE is not a requirement for places discussed here: we post reports and talk about things to find out what kind of services are available, and if it's HE / DIY / etc. Plenty of people on here have asked for recs for just a good massage with no HE required.

Obviously there are places that blur the lines of where they should be posted. In lieu of creating yet another thread, maybe just cross-post / post in multiple threads if you're unsure? Then you can see which place has more of a discussion.

I agree for the most part. A "Massage Parlor" should be an actual business with a physical location advertised and accessible to the general public without having to jump through any hoops to get the address. They also have publicly advertised and defined business hours. I should be able to just show up and get a massage, providing they are not busy. I think this definition should very clearly define the difference between massage parlor or not. Typically, a Massage Parlor would also have multiple providers available at the same location. I only list (Asian) Massage Parlors on my map.

I do not think reviews should be regularly cross-posted, the moderators have enough to do without us doubling up post.

[Paradigm71]

All of those threads should be closed. USA Adult Classifieds was a site we wanted to start that never launched because chicks wouldn't pay 5 fucking dollars a month for ads.

A2

Ah, did not realize said thread was closed. Perhaps the Craigslist Advertiser Review thread should just be an Advertisers Review thread?

[Paradigm71]

By this definition a massage can only be given in a licensed massage parlor or spa? You receive a massage in a home or apt?

Just so you all are aware. In the state of Ohio anyone can give a massage as a service and be paid for it without being a Licensed Massage Therapist as long as they do not claim to be a therapist or that their service is therapy or for any health benefits. I see so many refer to their providers here as "therapists" when 99% of them are not licensed by the State Medical Board as required to be called a therapist. Many refer to this as a "loophole" in the law that allows for what is called a "relaxing" massage. In some states, like New York, all massage providers must be licensed therapists regardless of where in the State they are providing the service, unless it is given completely free of charge.

Believe me, I am very well versed in Ohio massage laws as well as local city laws regarding these businesses.

[OtraVez]

My two cents, which is worthless because they don't even make pennies anymore. LOL.

This thread, titled Massage Parlor Reports, should have discussions of "parlors"; by my definition, these are places that are accessible to the public, as in a building or shop that you can drive by, and see the entrance. Basically all AMPs and legit spas count. I don't count people's houses / private residences (like Kay) UNLESS it's an AAMP. Yeah, the MTs usually live in the AAMP, but in my mind, it's different than Kay or a CL person who is just inviting you to their home / apt. They are very different experiences.

As for the "Massage" part of these thread title, yes, the places should give massages or at least allude to that as a service they provide. HE is not a requirement for places discussed here: we post reports and talk about things to find out what kind of services are available, and if it's HE / DIY / etc. Plenty of people on here have asked for recs for just a good massage with no HE required.

Obviously there are places that blur the lines of where they should be posted. In lieu of creating yet another thread, maybe just cross-post / post in multiple threads if you're unsure? Then you can see which place has more of a discussion.

[RickMann]

OK guys you are on your own here, I was simply responding to anothers post on Kay who was highly reviewed here. Good luck LOL.