Strip Club Reports

[Enjoythis813]

Am I asking for a "Nebraska"? I'll be checking in my room Thursday night close to the air force base. Anything close to or good over there? The strip clubs here in fort Myers are terrible. They wear bottoms and pasties to cover nipples. And definitely no extras at the club here.

No you don't ask for Nebraska. He's referencing Pink pussycat on Nebraska Ave, where you can get a sure thing Latina, just bring your español or translate app. Ignore his Monika recommendation, she is a mid 50's European lady who offers massages and extras, who just got popped by Hillsborough county last week and looks hideous if we're being honest. Looks more like a man after all that facial plastic surgery.

[BareOnly2018]

A couple girls will let you BBFSCIP. It's great. But a 25 min drive from there you can see Monika the late 40's Polish masseuse that is a better experience overall. PP has the looks, Cuban BBLs is their speciality. Monika has the cleanliness, safety, privacy and tier 1 service.

Am I asking for a "Nebraska"? I'll be checking in my room Thursday night close to the air force base. Anything close to or good over there? The strip clubs here in fort Myers are terrible. They wear bottoms and pasties to cover nipples. And definitely no extras at the club here.

[RoudiAudi]

I'll be visiting Tampa Thursday night and Friday day for work. Looking to hit a club and have fun because the clubs in fort Myers are terrible. Anywhere particular I should go and anyone I should ask for? How much should I bring? Am I better seeing a provider?

A couple girls will let you BBFSCIP. It's great. But a 25 min drive from there you can see Monika the late 40's Polish masseuse that is a better experience overall. PP has the looks, Cuban BBLs is their speciality. Monika has the cleanliness, safety, privacy and tier 1 service.

[BareOnly2018]

I'll be visiting Tampa Thursday night and Friday day for work. Looking to hit a club and have fun because the clubs in fort Myers are terrible. Anywhere particular I should go and anyone I should ask for? How much should I bring? Am I better seeing a provider?

[JnTampa]

It's the one on highway 60 (aka Adamo dr) near Brandon (east side).

Showgirls is on hwy 92 off of county line road in plant city. Deja Vu is on adamo but the club he is talking about is in plant city.

[PtDeep51]

I completely forgot about this place near the county line. Anyone been recently, I drove by a few weeks ago and it was packed on a Friday night, but I never hear anyone talk about it so I'm guessing its nothing too special?

I've been there a few times over the past couple months. Mostly late afternoons or early evening on Friday. If I go to early, Amanda snags me. She's a bit territorial, but I don't mind because she's nuts in the back. Well, I told her I like variety so she walked over to her blond friend and said let's go to the back. Was a good time. Had to avoid the overhead cams, but they got the job done.

One time I went later and these two pretty good looking latinos snagged me and we went to the VIP back rooms. They said there was a camera, but I had one providing cover while the other gave me BBBJCIM. Once it she went to work, I was quick.

And another time with two different Latino. We used Google Translate and went to the back. Both took turns making out with me while the other gave my a HJ. Again, good time. Was surprised.

I had dances with other girls that were just paranoid about the cameras and I could see the screen when I'm paying for the dance. It's so small and black and white with all the cams on one shot. Not sure how you can see anything.

[Hngblkm]

I completely forgot about this place near the county line. Anyone been recently, I drove by a few weeks ago and it was packed on a Friday night, but I never hear anyone talk about it so I'm guessing its nothing too special?

It's the one on highway 60 (aka Adamo dr) near Brandon (east side).

[Oreddy]

I completely forgot about this place near the county line. Anyone been recently, I drove by a few weeks ago and it was packed on a Friday night, but I never hear anyone talk about it so I'm guessing its nothing too special?

When I went last was a total waste of time. Girls were few and far between and what was there wasn't great, got up charged for more dances than I got and not even close to extras.

[Jonjon3358]

I completely forgot about this place near the county line. Anyone been recently, I drove by a few weeks ago and it was packed on a Friday night, but I never hear anyone talk about it so I'm guessing its nothing too special?

Last time I was in there they had camera and security walking in the private dance area. There are NO clubs in Polk County so they stay busy but you will be hard pressed in getting what you looking for.

[AlfMelmack]

I completely forgot about this place near the county line. Anyone been recently, I drove by a few weeks ago and it was packed on a Friday night, but I never hear anyone talk about it so I'm guessing its nothing too special?

[Hngblkm]

Any intel on Deja Vu. Is it worth it to go? Says it's totally nude on the website.

Want to make my first foray into this scene.

[AlfMelmack]

Went to a strip club for the 1st time, Class Act, several days ago. I don't drink so I just got a water but I don't know if it was the time I showed up, 7 pmish, or maybe because I just sat in a corner lounge chair. But none of the girls came up to me? I stayed around for mybe 20mins and just left. Again, first time so I didn't set any expectations. Any tips before I try again since I'll be in Tampa next week. And is it ok that I don't drink?

Your timing was likely unfortunate, and depending on how you present they may have been feeling you out as a new face. While I typically get attention right away from at least one lady, it is not that uncommon for it to take a bit if you don't go up and initiate. I know it seems silly, but women, even at these clubs have hang ups and can be put off if they feel you may reject them.

I do my best to be very nice to all the ladies and make sure if there's one that interests me, I just go up and start things off. It's not like making the first move locks you in to more $$. Depending on the day and how its been for that particular lady, price does vary, but I do fine CA and PP to be much better value that Ybor and others, and there are some very nice looking ladies, and not all cut from the same boring template I tend to see far too often at other places.

I do seem remember that CA did have a more stand off'ish vibe from the ladies when I went there for the first time in many years a while back.

[John Kelly]

Went to a strip club for the 1st time, Class Act, several days ago. I don't drink so I just got a water but I don't know if it was the time I showed up, 7 pmish, or maybe because I just sat in a corner lounge chair. But none of the girls came up to me? I stayed around for mybe 20mins and just left. Again, first time so I didn't set any expectations. Any tips before I try again since I'll be in Tampa next week. And is it ok that I don't drink?

Maybe they thought you just got water because you were 'on duty' and weren't allowed to drink?

Next time try to make eye contact with one and discretely grab your crotch for a few seconds. Make an effort to relieve their concern and demonstrate you are not Uncle.

[BobXX99]

Thats just about the in between shift time. Go 3-6 or after 8.

That's got to be the reason. When I've gone it's usually mid-afternoon and I sit at the bar and have never had a problem with getting attention.

[WhosThirsty]

Went to a strip club for the 1st time, Class Act, several days ago. I don't drink so I just got a water but I don't know if it was the time I showed up, 7 pmish, or maybe because I just sat in a corner lounge chair. But none of the girls came up to me? I stayed around for mybe 20mins and just left. Again, first time so I didn't set any expectations. Any tips before I try again since I'll be in Tampa next week. And is it ok that I don't drink?

Thats just about the in between shift time. Go 3-6 or after 8.