Massage Parlor Reports

[Froggy2]

I checked the known spots today.

Sunrise (formlerly Green) had the same older MMS and the same kinda younger kinda cuter that was there last month. It was bad service last time so I left.

Dropped by Meet Spa. Same puffy coat woman as last month. Didn't stay.

Dropped by Zen and Me. New cutie curvy Latina named Judy. But the yoga pants and tight top tell me the clothes will probably stay on. I didn't stay but someone please tell me if I should have.

Thailand had the same smokey MMS granny with long hair who answered the door. The other girl's voice sounder younger when MMS called back to her to ask her to come meet me, but apparently she was too busy to come up front. Can anyone tell me about the 2nd girl here?

If we keep calling out the bad providers and shops, they eventually start putting better talent here.

It's a classic chicken and egg scenario: the best providers don't want to go to slow stores because they can't make money, but the stores are slow because there are no quality girls here.

Stopped by Thailand Spa a week ago as I had time between stops, door opened and two of the most unattractive women ever were inside, both old, and not to be mean, but not just old, downright scary looking, I was traumatized and totally killed the mood, so did not check anywhere else. Over a week later, and still have the mood killed. May have to make a trip to Seattle or TC for some fun.

[RfPar1972]

I checked the known spots today.

Sunrise (formlerly Green) had the same older MMS and the same kinda younger kinda cuter that was there last month. It was bad service last time so I left.

Dropped by Meet Spa. Same puffy coat woman as last month. Didn't stay.

Dropped by Zen and Me. New cutie curvy Latina named Judy. But the yoga pants and tight top tell me the clothes will probably stay on. I didn't stay but someone please tell me if I should have.

Thailand had the same smokey MMS granny with long hair who answered the door. The other girl's voice sounder younger when MMS called back to her to ask her to come meet me, but apparently she was too busy to come up front. Can anyone tell me about the 2nd girl here?

If we keep calling out the bad providers and shops, they eventually start putting better talent here.

It's a classic chicken and egg scenario: the best providers don't want to go to slow stores because they can't make money, but the stores are slow because there are no quality girls here.

I 100% agree with the concept, "if they show up, we will come!" Since the major downturn in fun for Yakima, - person needs to travel outside of the valley for fun. I hope the people who own these establishments read our comments and make something happen.

My $. 02.

[StuntDriver]

I checked the known spots today.

Sunrise (formlerly Green) had the same older MMS and the same kinda younger kinda cuter that was there last month. It was bad service last time so I left.

Dropped by Meet Spa. Same puffy coat woman as last month. Didn't stay.

Dropped by Zen and Me. New cutie curvy Latina named Judy. But the yoga pants and tight top tell me the clothes will probably stay on. I didn't stay but someone please tell me if I should have.

Thailand had the same smokey MMS granny with long hair who answered the door. The other girl's voice sounder younger when MMS called back to her to ask her to come meet me, but apparently she was too busy to come up front. Can anyone tell me about the 2nd girl here?

If we keep calling out the bad providers and shops, they eventually start putting better talent here.

It's a classic chicken and egg scenario: the best providers don't want to go to slow stores because they can't make money, but the stores are slow because there are no quality girls here.

[StuntDriver]

Green Spa (or whatever it's called now) was a semi cute girl who upsold hard but I held firm at $100 all in for massage and handy. Lame handy. Didn't finish. Nothing else available. Won't be back.

Meet Spa had a short MILF in a big puffy coat. Negotiated (or so I thought) BBBJ and CFS for 200 all in. BBBJ was lame and brief, followed by an uninspired handy. Her English got suddenly terrible when I tried to get her clothes off. Bailed out and won't be back until the talent is better.

This was late last month before potential new staff showed up in January.

The only way service gets better is when we call it out. This was bad service at both spots.

[Froggy2]

It was one of those days, wanted a full hour massage with some tease, and possibly more. Are massage has always been a go to for a good massage, some tease, on an occassional gal who will give a happy ending. Have not been there for a while, and decided that this would be a great way to end the year!

Stopped in, seemed only one gal working, who was new, but not unattractive and older so figured the tease would be fun if nothing else. Put me in the first room, which I do not like, too close to the front door.

Massage was good, but no hint of a tease, none whatsoever! It appears the two other gals that were there are now gone, seems like they go thru a number of gals every year, probably cause they can't make much money if told they can't provide any extras. While getting dressed I noticed that one of the curtains had a tie on it at a level that the owner of the spa when sitting could look into the room and spy on what was going on. I guess time to strike this as an occasional place to go now.

[Froggy2]

Hi guys! I know the general consensus here about Meet spa is the age of the masseuses nears grandma level but I must admit having received exactly what I wanted, if not more, both times I went, and both from a different girl. Nut shell, if you want to skip the story, I got a BBBJ both times, and even with CIM finish the second time. The second girl I saw was freshly from Taiwan, virtually zero English and not ugly at all. Probably in her 40's, though.

Longer story:

I went on Monday evening, around 9 pm. Only that one girl working. Her name is something like Navi, I can't recall now. Slim, petite, shy-looking, enough breasts and butt to play with but far from a curvy Kardashian. Face was decent. I picked the hour massage for 70. Gave her 80; had to change and planned on obviously giving her more later. The room had a screen showing the live cam feed, with two cams in the parking lot and two inside cams showing the lobby and hallway. Looked strange but honestly useful to know if weird people came into the parking lot, like cops for instance. She started a rough massage on my back; I asked for gentle and she switched to almost a tickle. Whatever, that's fine. I notice a good amount of close attention on the butt area. Not unpleasurable.

Then, things went weird and scary for a minute. Actually, I didn't want to jinx my luck by posting too soon, but I feel out of the woods now, so here it goes.

After maybe 10 minutes on my stomach, the front bell rings. She tells me something I didn't understand and excused herself before leaving the room. I stayed on my stomach, naked, waiting for probably a good 5 minutes. Bored, I checked out the camera feed and see a big, black suburban with a side light park. Fuck! I jumped so fast out of the massage bed and started getting frantically dressed, imagining she left me because the cops were coming. Seconds later, I see three random dudes come out and cross the parking to go to McGuire next door. My heart was pounding! I'm now standing with my pants on, looking at the camera feed and waiting. About 15 minutes later, I finally see my girl getting out of a room on the inside camera feed and escorting another male client out. She was finishing up another dude!

She finally comes back to my room, full of apologies. I had waited maybe 20 minutes, not sure. Anyway, she resumes the massage until the flip side. She gestures HJ, I ask for BJ, I offer $100, she counters with $150 for mouth finish. I didn't know that's what she was saying but I found out later. She also let me touch her everywhere, even finger her. The BJ part was okay, not mind-blowing but decent. She switched to a HJ to make it faster. When I got close, I basically led her head back down and she took me in until the CIM finish. Keeping her shy demeanor, she cleaned me up and escorted me back to the entrance.

Full cost: $230. Pretty steep, yes. Plus a good amount of waiting and a near heart attack, but overall, still what I was looking for. Cheers!

Went there about 2 weeks ago, about noon, crappy day so figured would be good time, have a gate, and buzzer at the entrance. I was greeted by an attractive lady, and taken to a room, usual deal told to get comfortable, and when she returned had a portable heater, and started a decent massage.

About 15 minutes into it, the door bell rang, and she was out of the room like a shot! Looking at the screen in the room saw a dark SUV, but only one guy, she let him in and took him to a room, hmmmm, then back to me, said sorry, grabbed the portable heater and said she would be right back.

That ended up being almost 20 minutes, I was getting ready to just get up and leave, when I saw on the camera she came out of the room, and came back to my room, and then one swipe on the back and she said be right back, argggg, watched her go back to the guys room, escort him out, and head back to my room. She came in and apologized again, and went to work for a few minutes, the the door bell rang again!

Watched her talk to him and bring him back to another room, then back to me, and "lets finish up" so about another 15 minutes with me, and out the door.

Regular assembly line, will not repeat for sure.

[Gophy]

True, it's a hefty cost without knowing. To be fair, I only paid for the massage until I knew what my options were and I had plenty of time to check her out.

And I want to try something next time, whenever that is. With this particular masseuse at Meet, I wanted to ask her for her number if she was interested in being contacted directly for a massage with extra, without going through the spa place. I have a feeling that might have worked, especially in this shitty, witch-hunt atmosphere. If you remove the brick and mortar parlor, discretion is definitely increased and I think they'd appreciate that as well as us, the customers. Although, I have no idea about the tethers they have to their parlors; is it pimping? Or can they do their own thing on the side? That is the question. Anyway, I'll try to do something like that next time!

I'd be very careful about this. Most of them live together and the boss lady wouldn't put up with that. Green Hills offered full service at the hotel next door, that's probably as close as you'll get without them getting in trouble.

[HugeGorilla]

I know it will never go back to how it was before, but this is nice. I've only been there twice back when there were dozens open and didn't even get a HJ. The ads have started putting partial addresses again occasionally and the only one they use is Tieton. If you are looking for a private massage, they host some girls in hotel rooms but that removes the convenience part, which is why I love the massage parlors in the first place. Plus if I'm spending 300, I want to be able to see who I'm spending that on before I get to the room.

True, it's a hefty cost without knowing. To be fair, I only paid for the massage until I knew what my options were and I had plenty of time to check her out.

And I want to try something next time, whenever that is. With this particular masseuse at Meet, I wanted to ask her for her number if she was interested in being contacted directly for a massage with extra, without going through the spa place. I have a feeling that might have worked, especially in this shitty, witch-hunt atmosphere. If you remove the brick and mortar parlor, discretion is definitely increased and I think they'd appreciate that as well as us, the customers. Although, I have no idea about the tethers they have to their parlors; is it pimping? Or can they do their own thing on the side? That is the question. Anyway, I'll try to do something like that next time!

[Gophy]

Hi guys! I know the general consensus here about Meet spa is the age of the masseuses nears grandma level but I must admit having received exactly what I wanted, if not more, both times I went, and both from a different girl. Nut shell, if you want to skip the story, I got a BBBJ both times, and even with CIM finish the second time. The second girl I saw was freshly from Taiwan, virtually zero English and not ugly at all. Probably in her 40's, though.

Longer story:

I went on Monday evening, around 9 pm. Only that one girl working. Her name is something like Navi, I can't recall now. Slim, petite, shy-looking, enough breasts and butt to play with but far from a curvy Kardashian. Face was decent. I picked the hour massage for 70. Gave her 80; had to change and planned on obviously giving her more later. The room had a screen showing the live cam feed, with two cams in the parking lot and two inside cams showing the lobby and hallway. Looked strange but honestly useful to know if weird people came into the parking lot, like cops for instance. She started a rough massage on my back; I asked for gentle and she switched to almost a tickle. Whatever, that's fine. I notice a good amount of close attention on the butt area. Not unpleasurable.

Then, things went weird and scary for a minute. Actually, I didn't want to jinx my luck by posting too soon, but I feel out of the woods now, so here it goes.

After maybe 10 minutes on my stomach, the front bell rings. She tells me something I didn't understand and excused herself before leaving the room. I stayed on my stomach, naked, waiting for probably a good 5 minutes. Bored, I checked out the camera feed and see a big, black suburban with a side light park. Fuck! I jumped so fast out of the massage bed and started getting frantically dressed, imagining she left me because the cops were coming. Seconds later, I see three random dudes come out and cross the parking to go to McGuire next door. My heart was pounding! I'm now standing with my pants on, looking at the camera feed and waiting. About 15 minutes later, I finally see my girl getting out of a room on the inside camera feed and escorting another male client out. She was finishing up another dude!

She finally comes back to my room, full of apologies. I had waited maybe 20 minutes, not sure. Anyway, she resumes the massage until the flip side. She gestures HJ, I ask for BJ, I offer $100, she counters with $150 for mouth finish. I didn't know that's what she was saying but I found out later. She also let me touch her everywhere, even finger her. The BJ part was okay, not mind-blowing but decent. She switched to a HJ to make it faster. When I got close, I basically led her head back down and she took me in until the CIM finish. Keeping her shy demeanor, she cleaned me up and escorted me back to the entrance.

Full cost: $230. Pretty steep, yes. Plus a good amount of waiting and a near heart attack, but overall, still what I was looking for. Cheers!

I know it will never go back to how it was before, but this is nice. I've only been there twice back when there were dozens open and didn't even get a HJ. The ads have started putting partial addresses again occasionally and the only one they use is Tieton. If you are looking for a private massage, they host some girls in hotel rooms but that removes the convenience part, which is why I love the massage parlors in the first place. Plus if I'm spending 300, I want to be able to see who I'm spending that on before I get to the room.

[HugeGorilla]

Hi guys! I know the general consensus here about Meet spa is the age of the masseuses nears grandma level but I must admit having received exactly what I wanted, if not more, both times I went, and both from a different girl. Nut shell, if you want to skip the story, I got a BBBJ both times, and even with CIM finish the second time. The second girl I saw was freshly from Taiwan, virtually zero English and not ugly at all. Probably in her 40's, though.

Longer story:

I went on Monday evening, around 9 pm. Only that one girl working. Her name is something like Navi, I can't recall now. Slim, petite, shy-looking, enough breasts and butt to play with but far from a curvy Kardashian. Face was decent. I picked the hour massage for 70. Gave her 80; had to change and planned on obviously giving her more later. The room had a screen showing the live cam feed, with two cams in the parking lot and two inside cams showing the lobby and hallway. Looked strange but honestly useful to know if weird people came into the parking lot, like cops for instance. She started a rough massage on my back; I asked for gentle and she switched to almost a tickle. Whatever, that's fine. I notice a good amount of close attention on the butt area. Not unpleasurable.

Then, things went weird and scary for a minute. Actually, I didn't want to jinx my luck by posting too soon, but I feel out of the woods now, so here it goes.

After maybe 10 minutes on my stomach, the front bell rings. She tells me something I didn't understand and excused herself before leaving the room. I stayed on my stomach, naked, waiting for probably a good 5 minutes. Bored, I checked out the camera feed and see a big, black suburban with a side light park. Fuck! I jumped so fast out of the massage bed and started getting frantically dressed, imagining she left me because the cops were coming. Seconds later, I see three random dudes come out and cross the parking to go to McGuire next door. My heart was pounding! I'm now standing with my pants on, looking at the camera feed and waiting. About 15 minutes later, I finally see my girl getting out of a room on the inside camera feed and escorting another male client out. She was finishing up another dude!

She finally comes back to my room, full of apologies. I had waited maybe 20 minutes, not sure. Anyway, she resumes the massage until the flip side. She gestures HJ, I ask for BJ, I offer $100, she counters with $150 for mouth finish. I didn't know that's what she was saying but I found out later. She also let me touch her everywhere, even finger her. The BJ part was okay, not mind-blowing but decent. She switched to a HJ to make it faster. When I got close, I basically led her head back down and she took me in until the CIM finish. Keeping her shy demeanor, she cleaned me up and escorted me back to the entrance.

Full cost: $230. Pretty steep, yes. Plus a good amount of waiting and a near heart attack, but overall, still what I was looking for. Cheers!

[Agj1959]

Looking for a legit massage therapist that will, after loyal repeat service, provide a HE. Nothing more. A great massage with nice release. I won't hold my breath for all of the responses, but DM me if you have any non-AMP's in mind. Thanks.

[HugeGorilla]

I planned on trying Graceful Hands this coming Monday evening, and based on your guys' reports about that place, it seems like an AMP to try. Plus, I just moved and I live literally 2 minutes from it.

Like you guys have mentioned, from the outside, the place looks abandoned and permanently closed for sure. Yesterday, I did notice a car parked against the building, but it can mean anything. Following your guys' advice and to not look foolish waiting in front of this disheveled and obvious HE spot at this very busy street corner, I tried to call their number, hoping to talk to someone and ask for confirmation that they'll be open and working on Monday (and if, like you guys said, it's possible to enter in the back for more discretion). Unfortunately, it appears the phone number isn't working anymore. That doesn't bode well for my plans to finally try one of the last vestiges of the AMP scene in Yakima.

[StuntDriver]

I stopped by SunRise Massage, which has arisen where Green used to be.

Here's the skinny.

A decently cute and fit Chinese woman wearing a hanfu, I'm guessing Chinese and mid-30's to lower 40's, came out to meet me. I didn't get her name. I was able to ascertain before commiting that FS is definitely out, but that happy endings are in. I made delicate inquiries as to a nude HJ, and she absolutely wouldn't budge from $$ for only that, so I bailed.

I don't trust HJs in general anymore anyway, after too many experiences with anti-sensual jackhammering.

Dropped by Sunrise to check it out.

It was a young and cute provider. But she had a bra on under the dress and that's usually a sign of no FS. I told her I was happy the store was open again and asked if it was "same service as before. ".

I got a vague "you can try. ".

Thailand Oil had another "new" grannie.

Mest Spa girl was new and while not super hot or young, she was younger and more attractive than the woman there last month.

Zen and Me lady was older but not uncute. Wasn't really sure if I was getting a FS vibe or not.

There's an eviction notice on Graceful Hands' door but booker says they will be open Monday again.

I wish White Lotus was open. I love that location.

Hobby safe!

[Froggy2]

I stopped by SunRise Massage, which has arisen where Green used to be.

Here's the skinny.

A decently cute and fit Chinese woman wearing a hanfu, I'm guessing Chinese and mid-30's to lower 40's, came out to meet me. I didn't get her name. I was able to ascertain before commiting that FS is definitely out, but that happy endings are in. I made delicate inquiries as to a nude HJ, and she absolutely wouldn't budge from $$ for only that, so I bailed.

I don't trust HJs in general anymore anyway, after too many experiences with anti-sensual jackhammering.

You saw a better looking one than I did, , who knows maybe in time.

[FaraField]

I stopped by SunRise Massage, which has arisen where Green used to be.

Here's the skinny.

A decently cute and fit Chinese woman wearing a hanfu, I'm guessing Chinese and mid-30's to lower 40's, came out to meet me. I didn't get her name. I was able to ascertain before commiting that FS is definitely out, but that happy endings are in. I made delicate inquiries as to a nude HJ, and she absolutely wouldn't budge from $$ for only that, so I bailed.

I don't trust HJs in general anymore anyway, after too many experiences with anti-sensual jackhammering.