Strip Club Reports

[Bkmsw]

This is just a random question because a buddy of mine let it slip that on a drunken night about a decade ago he went to some club where the girls put him underneath a sheet and twerked in front of him while he jerked off and they ended up charging him either 2500 or 5000 (not sure but they charged his debit card) for a permanent membership. He got an identification card that he doesn't have anymore and doesn't remember where this place was. Somewhere near Roselle he thinks? I thought he might have been dreaming because. That's a lot of money but he swears it happened. Any ideas on what he's talking about? Mostly because I don't believe it.

There were a ton of jack shacks along US 20 (Lake Street) near Roselle years ago. A few still remain. Yes, they entice guys with promises that won't happen. All you get (at most) is to jerk off to a woman you can't touch. And they charge a lot of money. If you get angry they have security. A few years ago a guy shot dead one of their security when (I presume) he got taken for a lot of money with no action.

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[Gorpy]

This is just a random question because a buddy of mine let it slip that on a drunken night about a decade ago he went to some club where the girls put him underneath a sheet and twerked in front of him while he jerked off and they ended up charging him either 2500 or 5000 (not sure but they charged his debit card) for a permanent membership. He got an identification card that he doesn't have anymore and doesn't remember where this place was. Somewhere near Roselle he thinks? I thought he might have been dreaming because. That's a lot of money but he swears it happened. Any ideas on what he's talking about? Mostly because I don't believe it.

[LastInLast88]

Are any clubs better than others for an afternoon visit? I work up around O'Hare and wouldn't mind hitting a club for Happy Hour. Does anyone have any recommendations for clubs that are better anytime between 3 pm and 6 pm? It doesn't need to be one of the ones southeast of O'Hare. I don't really want to trek downtown, but any of the clubs in the suburbs would work.

I was planning to go, but realized I've never been to a club before around midnight.

Knockouts is my go to club for Happy Hour. I have been there several times and had fun. If you subscribe to their texts, you can get in for free before midnight. If you sit by the bar, there is a two drink minimum. The dancers are mostly Spanish speaking but there are some who speak English well. Make sure to tip the dancers.

[Illini333]

Are any clubs better than others for an afternoon visit? I work up around O'Hare and wouldn't mind hitting a club for Happy Hour. Does anyone have any recommendations for clubs that are better anytime between 3 pm and 6 pm? It doesn't need to be one of the ones southeast of O'Hare. I don't really want to trek downtown, but any of the clubs in the suburbs would work.

I was planning to go, but realized I've never been to a club before around midnight.

I'm not sure about happy hour drink specials but Knockouts on Lake and Mannheim has happy hour dance specials. It's a good day time spot. Also try Allstars in McCook. They have a good selection for daytime.

[Midwest Max]

Are any clubs better than others for an afternoon visit? I work up around O'Hare and wouldn't mind hitting a club for Happy Hour. Does anyone have any recommendations for clubs that are better anytime between 3 pm and 6 pm? It doesn't need to be one of the ones southeast of O'Hare. I don't really want to trek downtown, but any of the clubs in the suburbs would work.

I was planning to go, but realized I've never been to a club before around midnight.

[StanleyStankas]

Idk if you just have money to blow like that and prefer the vibe of a club but. You paid wayyyyyy too much for what you got in return.

When I first read the post before others responded. It is high of course though maybe he wanted the feel of a club that was friendly towards him and a night out where he was respected. That cash is about an hour or a bit over for a higher priced provider that dresses up and has an overall polished look. For me I do get it. Just going into a club and being welcomed and comfortable it's a fantasy of course though I do understand it. I also understand that the cash compared to what else could be gotten is steep....oh btw just a side note....i was at the opening of this place at the invite of a costume girl in the area up here...i met the owner if it is the same guy....been awhile....vibe was a bit off....women though were very high qulaity....took a buyer there to enjoy as well...it was mostly all free so still fun

[SlightlyOcd]

You could travel to Detroit, get a cheap room, and hit the clubs there and get more action for the same amount of money.

Completely true. Private dance menu includes full service.

Then you start wondering what's the difference with booking an escort.

I was a strip club fan for decades but the social time with buddies isn't enough to make that my main outlet, if you travel down the slippery slope just a little further.

[HappyGardener]

Too much $$ Can get full service for an hour cheaper at well knows agencies for cheaper.

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You could travel to Detroit, get a cheap room, and hit the clubs there and get more action for the same amount of money.

[Jsmith9118]

I finally did a 30 min VIP room at Club 390 which is still my favorite club in Chicagoland. I was at an Halloween afterparty rave in the city Saturday night and I got super worked up by chicks wearing slutty costumes plus I took an edible which made me horny so I drove to Club 390. I sat by the second row couch and this tall white dancer sat next to me. I never met her before so I recommend getting few dances before doing a room to get the feel of the vibe. I asked her if she allowed DFK and FIV but she said she was coming off a cold so LFK and FIV only. It was 400 for the VIP room plus 200 tip to the dancer and 40 to the bouncer for the 30 minute VIP room. I paid 30 for the entrance after 2 AM so 670 damage. If you were to do a 60 minutes room, it would be 600 + 300 dancer tip + 60 bouncer tip so bring enough cash.

When you go to the counter before the glass door of the VIP room, you have to hand over your phone so that you don't record. They wrote the end time on a post it note so I made sure to remember it. We entered the VIP section and there were at least 4 more additional rooms with covered glass doors for privacy. You get two free drinks and I didn't have to tip the bartender apparently which was nice. I ordered two water bottles and the dancer ordered a cocktail. When the bartender came to drop off the drinks and left, that's when the VIP room time started. I kept asking the dancer when it started and she assured me time starts when we get our drinks. I started the timer on my watch and she confirmed the session started. She was nice and smelled good which is really important to note. I thought she was super chill to talk to and I felt calm talking to her. The couch in the VIP room was not comfortable for lying down with the dancer but we made it work. We cuddled and made out a bit. She wanted 200 for DATY but let me finger her and taste her sweet juice.

Right after I did the room, she went to the back to freshen up and I waited for her by the same spot we were seating at. She came by ten minutes later and we cuddled for awhile and talked about the session. She told me I was one of her favorites since I was respectful and smelled good. If I see her again, I will get dances with her and maybe do a room if she is well. To be honest, I was hoping to run into the black dancer who I made out and fingered few months ago on a Wednesday night. She told me she did more if we did a room. Maybe I will run into her in the future.

*I will not name the dancer due to privacy.

Idk if you just have money to blow like that and prefer the vibe of a club but. You paid wayyyyyy too much for what you got in return.

[Eddinger]

Wow. That is a staggering amount of money to finger someone and kiss someone with a cold. I get it, but man, I could never spend that much for this kind of session.

I finally did a 30 min VIP room at Club 390 which is still my favorite club in Chicagoland. I was at an Halloween afterparty rave in the city Saturday night and I got super worked up by chicks wearing slutty costumes plus I took an edible which made me horny so I drove to Club 390. I sat by the second row couch and this tall white dancer sat next to me. I never met her before so I recommend getting few dances before doing a room to get the feel of the vibe. I asked her if she allowed DFK and FIV but she said she was coming off a cold so LFK and FIV only. It was 400 for the VIP room plus 200 tip to the dancer and 40 to the bouncer for the 30 minute VIP room. I paid 30 for the entrance after 2 AM so 670 damage. If you were to do a 60 minutes room, it would be 600 + 300 dancer tip + 60 bouncer tip so bring enough cash.

When you go to the counter before the glass door of the VIP room, you have to hand over your phone so that you don't record. They wrote the end time on a post it note so I made sure to remember it. We entered the VIP section and there were at least 4 more additional rooms with covered glass doors for privacy. You get two free drinks and I didn't have to tip the bartender apparently which was nice. I ordered two water bottles and the dancer ordered a cocktail..

[Bambinos1987]

Too much $$ Can get full service for an hour cheaper at well knows agencies for cheaper.

I finally did a 30 min VIP room at Club 390 which is still my favorite club in Chicagoland. I was at an Halloween afterparty rave in the city Saturday night and I got super worked up by chicks wearing slutty costumes plus I took an edible which made me horny so I drove to Club 390. I sat by the second row couch and this tall white dancer sat next to me. I never met her before so I recommend getting few dances before doing a room to get the feel of the vibe. I asked her if she allowed DFK and FIV but she said she was coming off a cold so LFK and FIV only. It was 400 for the VIP room plus 200 tip to the dancer and 40 to the bouncer for the 30 minute VIP room. I paid 30 for the entrance after 2 AM so 670 damage. If you were to do a 60 minutes room, it would be 600 + 300 dancer tip + 60 bouncer tip so bring enough cash.

When you go to the counter before the glass door of the VIP room, you have to hand over your phone so that you don't record. They wrote the end time on a post it note so I made sure to remember it. We entered the VIP section and there were at least 4 more additional rooms with covered glass doors for privacy. You get two free drinks and I didn't have to tip the bartender apparently which was nice. I ordered two water bottles and the dancer ordered a cocktail. When the bartender came to drop off the drinks and left, that's when the VIP room time started. I kept asking the dancer when it started and she assured me time starts when we get our drinks. I started the timer on my watch and she confirmed the session started. She was nice and smelled good which is really important to note. I thought she was super chill to talk to and I felt calm talking to her. The couch in the VIP room was not comfortable for lying down with the dancer but we made it work. We cuddled and made out a bit. She wanted 200 for DATY but let me finger her and taste her sweet juice.

Right after I did the room, she went to the back to freshen up and I waited for her by the same spot we were seating at. She came by ten minutes later and we cuddled for awhile and talked about the session. She told me I was one of her favorites since I was respectful and smelled good. If I see her again, I will get dances with her and maybe do a room if she is well. To be honest, I was hoping to run into the black dancer who I made out and fingered few months ago on a Wednesday night. She told me she did more if we did a room. Maybe I will run into her in the future.

*I will not name the dancer due to privacy.

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[LastInLast88]

I finally did a 30 min VIP room at Club 390 which is still my favorite club in Chicagoland. I was at an Halloween afterparty rave in the city Saturday night and I got super worked up by chicks wearing slutty costumes plus I took an edible which made me horny so I drove to Club 390. I sat by the second row couch and this tall white dancer sat next to me. I never met her before so I recommend getting few dances before doing a room to get the feel of the vibe. I asked her if she allowed DFK and FIV but she said she was coming off a cold so LFK and FIV only. It was 400 for the VIP room plus 200 tip to the dancer and 40 to the bouncer for the 30 minute VIP room. I paid 30 for the entrance after 2 AM so 670 damage. If you were to do a 60 minutes room, it would be 600 + 300 dancer tip + 60 bouncer tip so bring enough cash.

When you go to the counter before the glass door of the VIP room, you have to hand over your phone so that you don't record. They wrote the end time on a post it note so I made sure to remember it. We entered the VIP section and there were at least 4 more additional rooms with covered glass doors for privacy. You get two free drinks and I didn't have to tip the bartender apparently which was nice. I ordered two water bottles and the dancer ordered a cocktail. When the bartender came to drop off the drinks and left, that's when the VIP room time started. I kept asking the dancer when it started and she assured me time starts when we get our drinks. I started the timer on my watch and she confirmed the session started. She was nice and smelled good which is really important to note. I thought she was super chill to talk to and I felt calm talking to her. The couch in the VIP room was not comfortable for lying down with the dancer but we made it work. We cuddled and made out a bit. She wanted 200 for DATY but let me finger her and taste her sweet juice.

Right after I did the room, she went to the back to freshen up and I waited for her by the same spot we were seating at. She came by ten minutes later and we cuddled for awhile and talked about the session. She told me I was one of her favorites since I was respectful and smelled good. If I see her again, I will get dances with her and maybe do a room if she is well. To be honest, I was hoping to run into the black dancer who I made out and fingered few months ago on a Wednesday night. She told me she did more if we did a room. Maybe I will run into her in the future.

*I will not name the dancer due to privacy.

[Visconti5683]

Any summary on this place? Is it similar to all stars? Guessing no extras but any good touching?

I don't think it is anything like all stars. I haven't been to Paulies but my research leads me to believe it's 1/2 girls working, dances at bar, and it's tiny (0 privacy). I assume low quality. I have a buddy that got rear ended by a girl that works there. He said she was hot and offered to blow him to avoid cops. The cops weren't called. He's a clown though so might not be true.

Would be good to hear otherwise tho. Something like Louie's in Melrose would be sweet. I miss that spot.

[ChicagoGoer]

Any summary on this place? Is it similar to all stars? Guessing no extras but any good touching?

[TheHappyDog]

A lot has changed culturally since those days, both in the world and the club realm.

My first club trip was in 2003. I liked the talent better back then. Busty, real or not, was more of a thing then. Dancers were more personable then and better understood the psychology of turning you on.

I wasn't as inquisitive back then. I try more often now, but not before I get a feel for a dancer's personality. There's no sense in inquiring if you don't have chemistry. Not worth it.

Good taste, sir. I think most girls now don't give a damn about what they're wearing and figure it's just coming off anyhow. But I love some cosplay, especially for something like you talked about where maybe she needed to wear a skirt to let things air out afterward.

I mean, even with a civvy girl, you either take that opportunity or it passes you by. At the very least, say you're busy but offer a different date & time.

The first time takeout worked for me was in Indianapolis. The second was in Milwaukee. Both were over a decade ago and letdowns. Made it work with a duo in Detroit once in a once-in-a-lifetime chance I couldn't pass on. You learn and yes, these sites help.

I still go subtle.

First off, I'm afraid of being obvious while a staff member is in earshot and getting forcibly removed from the club.

Good stuff.

I guess my straight forward applied to VIP, Detroit, maybe massage and a hooker bar in Vegas. Even once at a local bar LOL.

But if your looking for for future, multiple trips I guess I was pretty subtle and developed a fun club relationship as this was. Had a couple in the past at 390 that were great in back or VIP. Not sure how many of those gals are still around.