Massage Parlor Reports

[Magnanimous]

The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ert-59744.html

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.

I been to a few of Latina places only having massage beds and small bathroom with a toilet and sink. Been wondered how they keep their hygiene with them because I really wetted their tits, belly and an orifice down there.

[Jalb25]

Just wondering if anyone has heard from or know if Sophie is currently available anywhere in the area. Would really like to see here again. Still don't know why Silk shutdown so quickly and without any warning. I saw Sophie about a week before and it was all smiles and business as usual. Drove by the other day and it's now vacant and cleaned out. Sad because I've been going to that location since the early 90's. It got me wondering how many gallons of jizz have been pumped out at that location in the past 35 or so years? LOL.

Anyway, if anyone has any info on Sophie please PM. As always any private information shared will remain private. Thanks!

[SkipAway1]

The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ert-59744.html

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.

Lucky you. I saw her a couple years ago and didn't even get a hint of anything extra. Would have went back if I got something the first time as she does look like she has a nice rack.

[Korman23]

The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ert-59744.html

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.

The link you shared states her name is Ashlee. Did you send the wrong link?

EDIT: Nevermind. I found your other posts about her right after I replied to this comment.

[SteveSmithAbq]

The NoVa board gets a few queries about Kelly at Luxe Body Massage, Columbia.

https://rubrankings.com/united-state...ert-59744.html

I'm adding a report on my experience with her:

Kelly operates in Columbia, in an office building when I saw her. No shower.

She was very friendly with good conversation. The photo is accurate, but it's a glam shot.

She gives a soft massage to start off with some PM grazing. On the flip, she offers an HJ and allows nursing with decent amount of dirty talk.

I did not repeat because it's too far for me for this service and price (150) - I get the impression her menu will open up with some flirting.

She has floppy B-Cs. She has a li'l bit of a flabby belly. It cost 150 all in for what I received.

Her HJ was great. I hate the jackhammer finish some Asian providers give. I prefer some dirty talk and eye contact and she was great with that.

Worth checking out IMHO.

[BobbiBrown1981]

I've swung by Lotus a couple of times since the recent shutdown and they've appeared closed, but tonight I was in the area and saw the glow of the open sign. I gave them a call and they picked up, stating they were open and to come over, so out of both big and little head curiosity, I did.

I was greeted at the door by an unfamiliar ancient mamasan, and an equally unfamiliar slightly less ancient woman dressed in an equally dowdy manner who I hoped was not the actual masseuse. But of course it was. The facility was mostly dark. Both women led me to the massage room where they had me wait outside the curtain while they went inside, turned on the lamp and chatted for about two minutes. They then asked me to enter. Mamasan left, and the Anciently Experienced Masseuse offered me a half-hour only (no hour or shower). She then departed and since I was already in this far, I got undressed and laid down. Someone turned on a couple of lights elsewhere in the spa, as well as background music.

As I waited for her to return and tried to ensure the little head was primed for. Something, I heard multiple voices nearby, including both an extremely rough gravelly voice of what could only have been the Crypt Keeper with throat cancer, as well as a loud yappy dog.

Anciently Experienced Masseuse returned, had me lie facedown and with surprising dexterity suddenly mounted my back and gave me an uncomfortable acupressure-ish "massage" to my spine, then a surprisingly pleasant neck massage. After a few minutes of this she moved to ST and teasing, which I arched to meet and indicated I enjoyed, to which she gave me a spank and commanded a flip. "Will you take care of me?" I gave her the tip (which she didn't bother to count) and then finished me with gentle, deft hands while encouraging above the waist roaming. The big head had eyes closed imagining her hands belonging to someone very different, and the little head eventually got excited enough to complete. Anciently Experienced Masseuse gave me a big hug after, and Mamasan came in after to offer me water and a mint. She indicated that I should "take my time". After dressing and waiting a couple of minutes, during which time noone returned to the room, I poked my head out and slowly made my way to the door. I waited another minute until Mamasan emerged from a shadowy corner. I bid my farewell and left.

While I don't necessarily recommend this experience (. 6 plus. 4 total), as someone who moved to the area 25 years ago and has been going to Lotus off and on during that time, this is somehow not the worst session I've had there. It is clear that this is a staff reset from prior to the recent closure who are trying to make things work during the reopen, and I expect after some period of time it (based on prior experience with AMP shutdowns and reopenings) will return to its prior level of dubious service. As always, YMMV. And currently this is a poor mileage car.

Let me just say, hats off to you for taking one for the team. Lotus is notorious for having old women and the hygiene has always been questionable there. So to give it a shot, top marks. However I will not be heading there for a HJ from an ancient being. I'll never be able to finish. But you are indeed the man for this!

[DoublePud1]

I've swung by Lotus a couple of times since the recent shutdown and they've appeared closed, but tonight I was in the area and saw the glow of the open sign. I gave them a call and they picked up, stating they were open and to come over, so out of both big and little head curiosity, I did.

I was greeted at the door by an unfamiliar ancient mamasan, and an equally unfamiliar slightly less ancient woman dressed in an equally dowdy manner who I hoped was not the actual masseuse. But of course it was. The facility was mostly dark. Both women led me to the massage room where they had me wait outside the curtain while they went inside, turned on the lamp and chatted for about two minutes. They then asked me to enter. Mamasan left, and the Anciently Experienced Masseuse offered me a half-hour only (no hour or shower). She then departed and since I was already in this far, I got undressed and laid down. Someone turned on a couple of lights elsewhere in the spa, as well as background music.

As I waited for her to return and tried to ensure the little head was primed for. Something, I heard multiple voices nearby, including both an extremely rough gravelly voice of what could only have been the Crypt Keeper with throat cancer, as well as a loud yappy dog.

Anciently Experienced Masseuse returned, had me lie facedown and with surprising dexterity suddenly mounted my back and gave me an uncomfortable acupressure-ish "massage" to my spine, then a surprisingly pleasant neck massage. After a few minutes of this she moved to ST and teasing, which I arched to meet and indicated I enjoyed, to which she gave me a spank and commanded a flip. "Will you take care of me?" I gave her the tip (which she didn't bother to count) and then finished me with gentle, deft hands while encouraging above the waist roaming. The big head had eyes closed imagining her hands belonging to someone very different, and the little head eventually got excited enough to complete. Anciently Experienced Masseuse gave me a big hug after, and Mamasan came in after to offer me water and a mint. She indicated that I should "take my time". After dressing and waiting a couple of minutes, during which time noone returned to the room, I poked my head out and slowly made my way to the door. I waited another minute until Mamasan emerged from a shadowy corner. I bid my farewell and left.

While I don't necessarily recommend this experience (. 6 plus. 4 total), as someone who moved to the area 25 years ago and has been going to Lotus off and on during that time, this is somehow not the worst session I've had there. It is clear that this is a staff reset from prior to the recent closure who are trying to make things work during the reopen, and I expect after some period of time it (based on prior experience with AMP shutdowns and reopenings) will return to its prior level of dubious service. As always, YMMV. And currently this is a poor mileage car.

[AngleOfRepose]

Apparently for good. The sign has been taken down. That is too bad. That is one of the few places you could go for a decent massage and possibly extra attention if you had a nice vibe with the therapist. (Though some of them could be quite pushy about tips, which sometimes left a sour taste at the end.).

With the number of places closing not just here but across the country, it's not unreasonable to speculate some connection to ICE attention, whether real or threatened. In the past local authorities were happy to dress up the shakedowns of Asian massage parlors under "anti-trafficking" banners that easily won approval from credulous Karens in the community. These charges would invariably get dropped quietly later, presumably after a hefty fine had been collected. However, the threat of deportation is much more credible and consequential to these workers. Local LE might be less loud about collaborating with ICE as it is unpopular in many places.

Whatever the reason, I am sorry to see another decent place go if it has, in fact, gone for good. These ladies work very hard at a difficult job, often providing for families back home. For the places that remain I personally am circumspect about what specifics I share with anyone beyond a trusted acquaintance.

[AirRade]

Has anyone been recently? Maybe they are legit only now. Or maybe they made some deal. Crazy how they're right across from the police station.

Just from experience, Lotus and other AMP in the area sometimes close for a week or so without notice. This happened to Kyoto back in the day and they were still open, until it wasn't (and permanent).

[JamesRussells]

I don't think people here have much insight, but Lotus appears to be back open. This keeps getting weirder and weirder.

Has anyone been recently? Maybe they are legit only now. Or maybe they made some deal. Crazy how they're right across from the police station.

[BobbiBrown1981]

I haven't contributed anything in a long while, because many issues beyond my control, I have little opportunity (mostly time). Last venture out was probably close to a year ago for a lack-luster PG Spa visit.

But I still follow along. The couple of things puzzle me about the recent spa shutdowns.

If the establishments were being shut down by LE (either criminal or licensing) they usually made press releases from police and politicians crowing about how they were cleaning up town. I haven't seen any such news items. Did I just miss them? The last time there was a rash of non-bust shutdowns some years ago, they doubled the number of hours of class needed to get the license, and it took a while for technicians to catch up. But that law change in itself made the news for the same sanctimonious reasons they bray about arrests.

Also over the years here there has always been at least one, and often several, fellows who were gregarious enough to have befriended the spa workers and managers, and made plausible claims to having an inside line as to what was going on. I have seen no postings claiming such inside information or offering any explanation.

The relative suddenness of the shutdowns and the silence about the reasons why are almost as disturbing as the shutdowns themselves.

Does anyone have any insight regarding what happened?

I don't think people here have much insight, but Lotus appears to be back open. This keeps getting weirder and weirder.

[Thenocturnal]

I haven't contributed anything in a long while, because many issues beyond my control, I have little opportunity (mostly time). Last venture out was probably close to a year ago for a lack-luster PG Spa visit.

But I still follow along. The couple of things puzzle me about the recent spa shutdowns.

If the establishments were being shut down by LE (either criminal or licensing) they usually made press releases from police and politicians crowing about how they were cleaning up town. I haven't seen any such news items. Did I just miss them? The last time there was a rash of non-bust shutdowns some years ago, they doubled the number of hours of class needed to get the license, and it took a while for technicians to catch up. But that law change in itself made the news for the same sanctimonious reasons they bray about arrests.

Also over the years here there has always been at least one, and often several, fellows who were gregarious enough to have befriended the spa workers and managers, and made plausible claims to having an inside line as to what was going on. I have seen no postings claiming such inside information or offering any explanation.

The relative suddenness of the shutdowns and the silence about the reasons why are almost as disturbing as the shutdowns themselves.

Does anyone have any insight regarding what happened?

[BobbiBrown1981]

I called Lotus and was told they have reopened and have all new girls. I asked if Yoyo or Yumi was working and she said they no longer work there. I believe they were forced to make renovations or whatever to get back into HC compliance. Be interesting to know how the service is now. Was pretty open before depending on the girl.

Always scored at Lotus, when scoring was the goal. The problem wasn't scoring; it was what you would have to score with. It may be interesting to see if they are taking a new approach to the profession now that they are pretty much the only HC provider with extras. My guess is they are probably going to lay low for a while before the menu opens up. They are literally the most exposed of any of the AMPs as they are right across the street from a state police barracks.

[Broken Arrows]

Really? Did she ask you if you'd been there before?

Been there twice since they remodeled. The first time was with someone new. She asked me if I'd been there before and I said yes. The other lady working at the time remembered me so maybe that's why it was the standard finish. Pretty decent massage both times too.

No, she didn't ask if I'd been there before. In fact, she said very little and seemed in a bad mood. This was an older woman who was bit chubby. Will probably not repeat.

[CStrong79]

The good news is that it's still open. The bad news is that the masseuse did most of the massage through a thin sheet. Since she was new to me, I didn't speak up -- plus I was thinking maybe this is a new requirement for the county or something?

Didn't bother asking for finish. Only did half hour anyway. Helped my aching back a bit, at least, but the atmosphere (culture?) sure has changed since I used to frequent Golden circa 2012-2015.

Really? Did she ask you if you'd been there before?

Been there twice since they remodeled. The first time was with someone new. She asked me if I'd been there before and I said yes. The other lady working at the time remembered me so maybe that's why it was the standard finish. Pretty decent massage both times too.